This pharmacist is not easy

Before the winter solstice, Grandma Sun gave a big bag of sweet potatoes, the yellow-hearted ones; Qiu Yi bought [-] catties of sweet potatoes online, and they were small and exquisite, and they tasted extremely sweet and sticky.

It’s been almost a month since the winter solstice, and the sweet potatoes at home have become extremely sweet and delicious, so it’s time to enjoy them.

There are many ways to make sweet potatoes, such as steaming, roasting, frying, etc... The sweet potato syrup, sweet potato porridge, sweet potato rice, sweet potato cake, sweet potato fries, or a whole sweet potato cooked and roasted are all delicious dishes.

There is no need to elaborate on the benefits of eating sweet potatoes. In short, it is excellent for the human body.

It's just that if you eat too much, some people will... fart.

Hmm... that's a funny and embarrassing thing to do.

Qiu Yi's favorite is roasted sweet potatoes.

Every day at three or four o'clock in the afternoon, he took a few followers—Xiao Shan, Preserved Dan, Zhang Zhixing, and Mr. He—to roast sweet potatoes in the field behind the house.

When it comes to eating, preserved eggs are always very positive.

Qiu Yi chose a location to dig a hole first, and then looked for clods.

He also looked for preserved eggs, and each clod weighed one or two catties. He held it in both hands and carried it to the edge of the pit with a "hey, hey, hey".

After putting it down, he looked at it with a satisfied face, as if he was proud of the fruits of his labor, and then he continued to search for clods with his short legs.

Zhang Zhixing also moved the clods, and even his mother's exhortation—not to make clothes dirty—was forgotten to the horizon.

He made his little sleeves black and stained with mud, but he had a great time playing, and kept his little mouth up.

"Uncle Qiu Yi, is this clod okay?"

"Uncle Qiu Yi, this clod is so big!"

"Uncle Qiu Yi, I found another big clod!"

"Uncle Qiu Yi, I'll give you the clod."

Like two hard-working bees, they carried back a lot of clods continuously, and they were so tired that sweat broke out on their foreheads.

Qiu Yi saw that the two small ones could complete the task, so he stopped looking for soil clods, and squatted by the pit to build a small bag with large and irregular soil clods, leaving a feeding hole for firewood.

Mr. He also squatted aside to help lay the clods.

After the bases were finished, Qiu Yi stopped Preserved Egg and Zhang Zhixing.

After igniting the fire, when the firewood was almost burned and the clods of soil were red-hot, Qiu Yi directly put the sweet potatoes into the barbecue.

Then four people and one dog waited around the kiln for food.

Remove the clods of soil, because there is no tin foil wrapped, the baked skin of the dug out sweet potatoes is burnt black, hard and crunchy, and the taste mixed with the soil is very interesting.

Preserved eggs and Zhang Zhixing ate a mouthful of black potatoes, and the sweet potatoes were hot, so they switched hands, blew a few mouthfuls from time to time, and pinched their earlobes with their fingers.

Mr. He also ate deliciously, and sighed with enjoyment on his face: "It's been so many years, and finally I have eaten such roasted sweet potatoes again...it's delicious!"

Qiu Yi himself was not in a hurry to eat, so he broke open one first, let it cool down, and then gave it to Xiao Shan to eat.

Xiaoshan "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "he looked at him expectantly with his dark and wet eyes.

"I can only eat half more." Qiu Yi said helplessly, broke open another one, handed half to it, and ate the remaining half by himself.

The freshly baked sweet potato is hot to the mouth, but it is still delicious to eat while it is hot, so let it be hot to the mouth, Qiu Yi happily took a big bite.

How interesting it is to bake sweet potatoes in the field in the cold winter wind!

Mr. He also specially brought his mobile phone and asked Qiu Yi to take a few photos of him, then edited them, chose a nice filter, and finally sent them to the WeChat group to show off - he is also very stinky!

Mr. He has two WeChat groups, one is family members and the other is old acquaintances.

He posted both groups, and someone in the old acquaintance group replied instantly——

Idol Li Bai: Yo!This sweet potato looks good!

Lao He: That is, delicious in the world!

Old and fine wine: Why is it not interesting, why don't I have a share.

Lao He: Do you want to eat?sure!Come here, eat whatever you want!

Round sky and place: where is this?Look like a village?

Lao He: Tianxi Town, a beautiful place with beautiful mountains and rivers.

……

In the family group, his grandson He Jun was the first to reply——

The most handsome man in the world: You don't call me such an interesting thing, grandpa, you are trying to kill me... (drool.jpg)

Lao He: Then you come by plane, and I will leave you the sweet potato skins. (Proud.jpg)

The most handsome man in the world: Sweet potatoes instead of sweet potato skins~(Grievance.jpg)

White Pearl: It would be nice to have sweet potato skins for you to eat (Indifference.jpg)

The most handsome man in the world: Wow bully me! (sad.jpg)

Phoenix Indus: It seems that Dad is having a good time.

Lao He: I am so happy to miss Shu...

……

When Pi Dan saw the photo being taken, he clamored to take it too, and Qiu Yi clicked and snapped a few pictures for him with his mobile phone.

Preserved egg stood on tiptoe, poked his head out to look at the photos, and then continued to eat sweet potatoes when he was satisfied.

Zhang Zhixing ate a sweet potato, and suddenly his face was wrinkled, and his eyebrows were all twisted into a ball.

Mr. He asked him what happened.

He said, "Bitter."

"Bitter? Then don't eat this, eat another one." Qiu Yi gave him another sweet potato.

Zhang Zhixing obediently put down the one in his hand, took the one given by Qiu Yi, and asked curiously, "Why is it bitter?"

Qiu Yi explained: "That's because the sweet potato was eaten by insects."

The sweet potato has grown worms, it tastes bitter, and it’s hard to eat, so it’s better to throw it away, don’t be reluctant, eating it will only embarrass your stomach.

The four of them and one dog finished eating the sweet potatoes, and it was almost dark, so Qiu Yi sent the two little ones home.

Because there were so many sweet potatoes baked, Preserved Dan and Zhang Zhixing each took two home. They were full of sweet potatoes in the afternoon, so they might not be able to eat for dinner.

After taking a detour to deliver some sweet potatoes to Grandma Sun, Qiu Yi went home to prepare dinner.

In the evening, I had a simple meal, sausage rice, and two fried dishes. The soup was the leftover big bone soup at noon.

The sausage was made by the owner of a pork stall in the market. It was full of meat and fragrant, and many people bought it.

After the sausage is cooked, you can take a bite of the fresh gravy, which is still chewy, and it is the most suitable for eating with rice.

Both Qiu Yi and Mr. He ate very satisfied, and even scraped off a grain of rice from the side of the bowl and ate it into their stomachs.

He cooked a total of three large sausages, one for himself, one for Mr. He, and one for Xiao Shan.

Xiao Shan ate so much that his tail flew up, ah, ah, ah, after eating, his belly was round and round.

After dinner, Mr. He and Xiao Shan went to watch TV, and Qiu Yi turned on his computer to browse his Taobao store and Weibo.

Sun Lijin called and thanked him for his century-old wild ginseng.

Speaking of this, the ginseng in his pharmacist's space is two or three hundred years old, and if you take out one casually, it will cause a storm on TV.

Anyway, he doesn't plan to take it out, let's grow it honestly, and see if the thousand-year-old ginseng will become fine.

Qiu Yi was so happy that he chatted with Sun Lijin for a while before hanging up the phone.

Looking at Weibo again, except for the private messages sent by enthusiastic fans, most of the others are seeking cooperation.

Qiu Yi filtered these and only looked at fans.

He recently made a video, which received a good response online, and some fans even asked him to make more.

The video is a short video, only a few minutes, but it took him a lot of time and thought - it takes time to prepare, time to shoot, time to edit, it's really not easy.

When he put this short video up, he admired those bloggers who are passionate about love.

Every original video on their Weibo is made by them with time and effort, and is shared with everyone for free.

Such an original video should not be misappropriated as one's own work without even asking, or even applying for authorization.

Stealers are very shameless and hateful.

The short video made by Qiu Yi is the process of making Guyuan Paste. He didn’t shoot any ingredients. He started directly by boiling it, then cooled it and started slicing it for packaging. Just like this, fans also enjoyed watching it.

He initially shot such a short video to tell everyone that the production process of Guyuan Cream is clean and hygienic, and everyone can eat it with confidence.

Since everyone likes to watch it, he wants to shoot the process of making shampoo next.

Shampoo is now called "hair tonic" and "hair conditioner" on the Internet, and there is actually "hair water". He expressed his confusion about this...

When the shampoo was first made, he didn't give it a name, and it's time to give it an official name.

He logged into the Taobao background page, and then edited the baby link - so the shampoo has its own name - hair water.

Hmmm... a name that makes it easy to understand at a glance.

Qiu Yi giggled, thinking that he was really a genius.

Not long after, his Weibo exploded.

A fan took a screenshot and left a message saying: I will give 666 points to the name 99, and I won’t give you the last point, so as not to make you proud!

[Hahaha what the hell is hair water! ! ! 】

【Is Xiao Yi here to tease us? 】

[The name of hot eyes!Bad review! ! 】

【Sigh, what a good thing, it was dragged down by a name...】

【Tired~】

[Really, after looking at it specially, I wanted to throw away the one in my hand...]

[Hahaha, don't throw the one above, give it to me! ! 】

【Give me!I have been grabbing for a long time but can't get it! 】

Qiu Yi replied with a smile: [What about the name and hot eyes?Aren't you just as crazy in love?Uh huh~]

【ah! ! !Capture a little Yi alive!Come home with me!Take care of you! 】

【Don't fight me!Xiaoyi is mine! 】

[Xiao Yi quickly launched new products!Although I can't grab it, I still want to see your new arrivals!Satisfied! 】

[Why does the above show a sense of desolation?Time to show my stock!picture.jpg]

[Woc surprised local tyrants! 】

[It must be cheating, otherwise how could I buy so many! 】

[Restricted purchases can't stop you, kneel down...]

After checking Weibo, Mr. He went home early, leaving Xiao Shan alone in the living room watching TV.

It stared at the TV screen obsessively with its eyes. Qiu Yi came back after taking a shower, and it was still watching. It was serious, but it didn't know if it could understand.

"It's time to sleep." Qiu Yi said, stroking its dog's head.

Xiao Shan whined a few times to express his reluctance, he couldn't bear to take his eyes off the TV.

Qiu Yi accompanied it to watch the dog blood drama for a while, and finally picked up the remote control to turn off the TV, and put the remote control on a high place.

Now Xiaoshan is so good that he can turn on the TV with the remote control.

One night Qiu Yi got up to go to the toilet and found that there was light and sound in the living room. When he went out to have a look, he was almost not frightened by Xiao Shan's glowing eyes.

Turning on the light, it turned out that it was watching TV blindly, but Qiu Yi was stunned.

When I regained my senses and took a closer look, the remote control was placed next to its leg, and I don't know what learned this skill.

So from then on, Qiu Yi put the remote control high so that it cannot be touched, so that he can sleep peacefully at night.

……

In the blink of an eye, the Laba Festival is here, and there is still one month before the Chinese New Year.

When it comes to Laba Festival, of course we must mention Laba porridge.

Laba porridge is also called eight-treasure porridge, Buddha porridge, Laba rice, and seven-treasure five-flavor porridge. It is a porridge made with a variety of ingredients during the Laba Festival.

Qiu Yi is used to porridge made from japonica rice as the main ingredient, plus mung beans, red beans, lentils, white lentils, red dates, peach kernels, peanuts, lotus seeds, barley, etc. very good.

It is said that in small villages in some places, every family will get together to cook a big pot of Laba porridge, and then the whole village will share the food, enjoying it happily.

Shangxi Village does not have this custom, but every year during the Laba Festival, every household will cook their own unique and secret recipe of Laba porridge, and then share this delicacy with familiar neighbors.

This year, not only Grandma Sun brought him Laba porridge, Zhang Zhixing also brought Laba porridge from the village head, and even Dongdong from the patriarch's family also brought Laba porridge.

When the preserved egg came with his Laba porridge, Qiu Yi felt that this portion could last for two days.

Fortunately, he had the foresight to boil a pot full of Laba porridge slowly, otherwise there would not be enough for these little guys to take home.

Qiu Yi placed several Laba porridge on the table, found a beautiful angle, clicked to take a photo, and then posted it on the Internet: Drinking Laba porridge on the Laba Festival is so beautiful~

So under the comments, fans also sent out their own Laba porridge, each boasting that their own is the best!

[It's not me bragging, the Laba porridge cooked by my mother is really delicious!The tongue is eaten! 】

[Suck~ The college dog can’t go home for the holidays, I miss the Laba porridge made by my mother...]

[This year the school cafeteria made Laba porridge, let's give it a pass. 】

[The ones made at home are good, although the Laba porridge made outside is delicious, but I always feel that something is missing...]

【I made it with my mother~picture.jpg】

[That's great!My mother can only cook in the dark...tears~]

[All the food at home is made by the great chef, Dad, this year's Laba porridge is still delicious! 】

Qiu Yi looked at the comments, and found that they were all beautiful photos of Laba porridge, not inferior to his ones in the slightest, it's just a little bit worse...

"The porridge tastes better when it's hot, don't play with your phone, or I'll drink it up!"

Mr. He was holding a bowl of Laba porridge with a smile, and drank it one mouthful at a time.

After hearing this, Qiu Yi put down his phone and scooped up a full bowl. The smell of Laba porridge greatly increased his appetite.

He couldn't bear to throw away the Laba porridge that he couldn't finish, so he put it all in the refrigerator and kept it for breakfast tomorrow.

At this time, a WeChat message alert sounded from his mobile phone.

When I opened it, it turned out that the class leader in the high school classmate group was giving out red envelopes, wishing everyone a happy Laba Festival.

He casually snatched a red envelope, two yuan and eight cents.

Looking at other people's ones, the ones were only [-] cents, and the most was only [-] yuan. I was [-] cents more than him, and I felt a lot of comfort.

Class monitor Hong Liang: Get together during the Chinese New Year holiday?

Liu Haili: OK, set a time and let me know.

Huang Shumei: No problem, just free.

Chen Zhijian: I'm in the United States, and I'll try to come back as soon as I can.

Zhang Peng: Make a reservation for me!

Seeing Zhang Peng appearing, Qiu Yi hesitated for a moment before replying: Reserve me too.

Squad leader Hong Liang: If you are going, let me know in the group, so I can count the number of people.My mobile phone number is 18XXXXXXX77, you can also call me if you need anything.

The group gradually quieted down, and one or two would reappear to talk again after a long time, but Qiu Yi didn't read it, anyway, the squad leader said, and will notify each one after it's settled.

Instead, Zhang Peng called him.

"Xiao Yiyi, let me tell you, I have been working overtime every day recently, and I am almost bored to death! Fortunately, the mask powder you sent me is so easy to use, my acne has disappeared! Now I stay up late and get acne Acne, just apply a mask, and it will be fine the next day!"

Qiu Yi smiled and said, "Then you don't have acne now, have you found a girlfriend yet?"

"!!! Let me tell you! Don't look down on people! Now I am popular! The female colleagues in the company are asking me how to maintain my facial skin! Sooner or later someone will see me through my appearance Connotative! There is never a shortage of discerning people!"

"Yeah, please do your best!" Qiu Yi said perfunctorily.

"Humph!"

Zhang Peng on the other end of the phone changed his voice, and then said: "Hey, did you buy the mask powder for me online? I heard from a female colleague that Taobao has a shop called 'Xiaoyijia' which is very popular now. His shop is There is the mask powder you gave me for sale. I compared the ones bought by my female colleagues, and they are not bad. ——By the way, your names are the same hahahahahaha..."

Qiu Yi smiled and said: "Yes, I bought it at his house, and it's hard to grab! Who told you to be my good brother!"

Zhang Peng on the other end was touched and said: "Good brother, I will bring you a big meal when I go back!"

Hearing about having a big meal, Qiu Yi's eyes lit up, and he quickly asked what to eat.

Zhang Peng smiled and said, "Abalone, lobster, sea urchin and shark's fin...of course they don't exist."

Qiu Yi's face turned indifferent for a second, and he said "oh" lightly, thinking that it would be strange if I didn't beat you up when you came back to see me!

The two had a "friendly" exchange with each other before hanging up the phone.

Not long after, Qiu Yi's phone rang again. It was his second phone—a non-smart phone—that he used for work.

This is the mobile phone number on his Taobao store and courier slips. Usually, there are many phone calls, all of whom want to cooperate with him, and occasionally a few fanatical fans or sunspots call to harass him.

When Qiu Yi answered the phone, there was a male voice on the other end, with a local accent, and there were a few dialects mixed in, and he listened hard to hear clearly.

The general idea is to praise the effect of the hair lotion is very good, I hope Qiu Yi can sell him a box, the price is negotiable.

After the man had said all his good words, Qiu Yi still disagreed, so he cursed loudly.

Qiu Yi immediately hung up the phone, he was not that stupid, he would continue to listen when people scolded him.

Thousands of miles away, the man was hung up by Qiu Yi, and he was so angry that he spewed out all kinds of obscenities.

The person next to him told him to forget it, but it was useless to be angry, and said: "Since he refuses, let's make it ourselves!"

The guy said: "Damn, I just want to get the box back and sell it with some water and some ingredients. This way it's not so fake, and it can trick more people into buying it. Nowadays, people are smart. If you buy something that doesn't work, you will be fooled next time." It won't be."

"Then wait for him to stock up, and we'll grab a few bottles back."

"Think of me as a fool, if I could grab it, I would have snatched it! People on the fucking Internet are crazy. I don't know where they have free time. It's just a bottle of hair shampoo that is so expensive. Why!"

As he spoke, he was so angry that he raised his leg and kicked the person next to him.

A black-hearted guy like him, of course, can't understand the love of netizens and fans for Xiaoyi's things.

for example--

Cai Yanyan is a female college student, she has good facial features, and she is pure in modern terms.

But she has a fatal flaw, that is, whenever she eats spicy food, she will get pimples, and it is on such an obvious part as the tip of her nose. If she bursts out a few big pimples at once, she can't cover it with concealer.

But she doesn't like spicy food, as if without spicy food, she loses her appetite.

Before meeting the facial mask powder, she was in pain; after meeting the facial mask powder, her life appeared bright!

The mask powder was bought by her roommates, and they would share useful things with each other, so after using the mask powder, she immediately fell in love with it.

But after the mask is pink, it is very difficult to snap up it!

She mobilized all the people in the dormitory to snatch two bags at last, and then they almost fought over the two bags of mask powder.

The mask powder that was divided equally in the end was not enough at all.

From then on, she started her life of squatting around day and night. From the time she woke up in the morning to check her mobile phone, she had to refresh the page almost every moment to see if there was any mask powder in stock.

Finally, Huang Tian paid off, and she snatched a few bags back as she wished. At that time, she was so excited that she cried, and the people in the dormitory thought she had been dumped.

But being dumped by someone is not as serious as not being able to grab the mask powder, it is related to whether she can eat spicy food with peace of mind!