there is a king in the palace

Director Li left the palace soon, his departure was inevitable, but Zhao Xianao was still a little uncomfortable, after all, he was the one who took care of him since he was a child, and he always wanted to call out to Li Qiushi for something.

Without the restraint of Chief Li, the eunuch, the king, became more relaxed, and the beast king's house outside the palace gradually got on the right track. Zhao Xianao refused to let him go out of the palace alone, and the relaxed king began to focus on how to Dress yourself up like a woman.

This is really not an easy task. After thinking about it, the king decided to ask the empress for help.

"Empress Empress!" Taking advantage of the time when the emperor was discussing matters with the ministers, the king sneaked to Kunning Palace.

"You're here!" The queen was very happy to see him. It would be best if the deep palace was dull and someone who could talk and amuse with her, so the king would always receive the warmest welcome from the queen when he came to Kunning Palace.

"Empress, I have something to ask you!" The king became shy after shouting out this voice.

His appearance was very rare, the queen asked curiously, "What's the matter?"

How should I put it, the king lowered his head and fiddled with his two index fingers. After struggling for a long time, he said, "I, I want to marry the emperor, but I am a man, and there are always people who disagree, so I think, just put yourself Just dress up as a woman, I want to ask the queen to help me."

The queen laughed lightly when she heard the words. Fortunately, she sent out the nuns and maids in the palace when the king came, or they must have been scared to death when they heard such words.

"This, have you really thought about it?" The queen asked this sentence, just out of curiosity, how much courage is needed for a man who is indomitable in the sky to dress himself up as a woman.

After all, the king is a tiger, and he grew up in Hutou Mountain. He didn't care much about the so-called men who don't cry lightly, and men who have gold under their knees.

Isn't it just pretending to be a woman, it's nothing compared to Zhao Xianao.

After going through those things, the king couldn't wait to get married with Zhao Xianao.

During those two days in dire straits, the king had already fully realized the importance of Zhao Xianao to him, so he had to do something.

"I've made up my mind, please help me!"

Seeing the king's firm eyes, the queen nodded, "I'll do my best, but I can't guarantee that it looks like a woman."

"I think it's ok, they all say I'm handsome." The king said, cupping his face and moving closer to the queen, "What do you think?"

The queen couldn't help laughing and said, "Yes, very handsome."

Now that he has made up his mind, the queen began to dress him up. Although the queen is naturally beautiful, she likes to study makeup and hair like ordinary women. A large part of a woman's beauty depends on makeup and hair.

Therefore, the queen decided to comb his hair first.

After the king took off his hat, the queen was stunned, "In my impression, you don't seem to have such long hair."

The king looked at himself in the bronze mirror, and said with a playful smile, "I'm hiding in the hat~"

is it?

The queen also couldn't remember clearly, but it's a good thing that his hair is long. The queen smiled, picked up the silver comb, and stroked his hair lightly.

"Looking at it this way, it really looks like a woman."

The king looked at his appearance, but didn't see it.

"You'll know why I said that later, and it will hurt a little later, so bear with it."

The king didn't understand, it's just combing his hair, why does it hurt.

As the old saying goes, live to the old, learn to the old, the king will understand the meaning of the queen's words in less than a stick of incense.

"Ah! It hurts like hell!"

The queen pulled his hair, with a calm expression, "I told you to bear it, it's only half combed, and the hairpins haven't been inserted yet."

No wonder people say that one minute on stage is ten years off stage. He often sees those beautiful little females in the harem, so it turns out that he has put so much effort behind his back.

Thinking that they could bear it, the king gritted his teeth and endured it.

After sitting in front of the bronze mirror for an unknown amount of time, the king fell asleep in a daze.

"Wake up."

"Hmm..." The king yawned and opened his eyes in a daze. What came into view was a bronze mirror covered by a red cloth.

"Are you ready?" The king felt his hair throbbing, his nose smelled delicious, and he didn't know how long he had slept, but he was very energetic.

"Okay, you've been asleep for two hours, no matter how bad it is, how can I be ashamed." The queen stood in front of the king, holding a corner of the red cloth, and said with a smile, "Are you ready?"

The king suddenly became nervous and quickly waved his hands, "Wait, wait, I'm a little scared..."

"What are you afraid of? It's pretty good-looking, um... I can't guarantee anything else, but I can't see it from a distance."

When the queen said this, the king felt much more at ease.

"Then open it." The king took a deep breath, staring at the bronze mirror as if waiting for a trial.

Soon, the red cloth was lifted, and the long hair of the person in the bronze mirror was tied up in a bun with a jade hairpin, and a gorgeous golden step was inserted, and the long bead ornaments trembled down. , swaying between the temples, a few strands of black hair on the forehead covered the king's forehead, making it more feminine.

The heavy peach blossom makeup made the original fair and supple face fade away, and the immature greenness showed a little bit of charm. The empress dotted a mole in the corner of his eye with a thrush, and his eyebrows and eyes became brighter and brighter. , seductive, if you don't speak, you are clearly a woman.

"Ouch!" The king took a closer look, and found that his original eyebrows had been covered, and the queen repainted a pair of willow-leaf eyebrows on top of them.

"This is too awesome!"

Seeing the king's reaction, the queen felt that such a long time was not in vain, and sat on the chair contentedly with her waist supported, "It's okay, I haven't done this kind of makeup for a long time, and my hands are a little rusty, how about it be much better than now?" .”

The king suddenly turned his head to look at her, "Empress, go wash your face, I want to see what you look like!"

"..."

The queen had fun dressing him up, and it had been a long time since she felt such an interesting thing, "Wait, I'll go and find you some clothes, after you change them, it will be even better."

The queen is pregnant, her body is swollen, and the clothes are made too big. Although the king is a bit reluctant to wear it, it is still possible to make do with it.

"Ok!"

After the king changed his clothes, the queen suppressed a smile and circled around him, "It's still good, but there is something missing."

The king clenched his hands into fists, pressed them to his chest, and said with a smile, "Is this the problem?"

The queen has always been dignified, but she laughed heartily at his gesture, "Wait for me, I'll bring something."

The queen turned around and went out, and after a while she brought back two steamed buns, one on the left and one on the right, and stuffed them into the king's chest.

"Ha ha!"

The king held the two steamed buns on his chest, his expression a little uncomfortable, "Fall down."

"Hmm...the steamed buns are too small."

The two were laughing when a maid's voice came through the gate of the palace, "Your Majesty sees the Emperor."

The king trembled, subconsciously wanting to hide.

The queen grabbed him, "What are you afraid of, let him take a look."

At this moment, Zhao Xianao had already walked in. He had just finished discussing with Prime Minister Duan Wang about Lianhua County, when he found that the king had disappeared again. After searching for a long time, he heard from a court lady that the king had gone to Kunning Palace.

As soon as he entered the door, the first thing he saw was the queen, "And him."

The queen respectfully said to him, "There."

Zhao Xianao's gaze skipped him and landed on the king, and then he froze, "You—"

The king blinked and asked very anxiously, "How about it?"

He was wearing a red palace dress with large crabapple flowers embroidered on it, making him look elegant and dignified. Just standing there made people's hearts pound.

Zhao Xianao clutched his chest, his ears gradually turned red.

The queen snickered and quietly entered the inner hall.

"You talk, this makes me flustered." The king said, and took a step back, because the queen said that it looks like it from a distance.

"Really, you can really toss... Did you stick your head into the flour?"

The king touched his face, is it very white?

He was originally white.

Zhao Xianao strode over, looked at his chest, and asked in a low voice, "You conjured this up too?"

The king shook his head, took out the steamed bun that was falling down, and handed one to Zhao Xianao, "Do you want to eat?"

In this way, the original shape will be exposed, but what Zhao Xianao likes is his appearance.

"You... hurry up and wash up."

The king was very sad, "Isn't it good-looking?"

Zhao Xianao told the truth, "It's pretty pretty...but I'm not used to it, so let's wash it first."

Your Majesty does not.

"This hair has been combed for a long time, and now it is taken apart. It is too wasteful, and I want to do this."

Zhao Xianao was helpless, "What do you say when someone sees you?"

"Just say that I was originally a woman~" the king said, snatching the steamed bun from his hand and stuffing it back into his clothes, "Am I smart?"

"You are so smart..."

After staring at him for a long time, Zhao Xianao laughed, "Actually, it's quite similar, but the voice is a bit worse."

The king pinched his throat and his voice became thinner, "How about this?"

Hearing this movement, Zhao Xianao got goosebumps all over his body.

"It's better not to talk..." Zhao Xianao raised his hand, combed the hair on his forehead and put it behind his ears, "Yuan Huan, let me take you out for a walk."

The king just said casually, he really let him go out, he was embarrassed, "I'd better go to the queen, let's take my hair off..."

Looking at the back of his fleeing, Zhao Xianao smiled and shook his head.

Well, if his plan doesn't work, let the king pretend to be a woman.

In any case, he wanted to give the king an identity so that future generations would know that this was his lover.

February [-]th was Aunt Huixin's wedding day.

Before dawn, the king got up from the bed, thinking about what gift to give to Aunt Huixin.

He is the poorest eunuch in the palace, and he still owes Zhao Xianao more than 180 years, so it is too difficult to give him a congratulatory gift that he can afford.

Therefore, the king turned his attention to Zhao Xianao's small treasury.

While Zhao Xianao was still asleep, the king tiptoedly lifted the woolen blanket off the floor of the Qianqing Palace.

He had already discovered that the underside of this wool blanket was empty, and Zhao Xianao hid all the treasures he brought back from Hutou Mountain inside.

"What are you doing."

The king was taken aback. When he looked up, there was a baby standing in front of him. It was Wen Sheng.

"I, I'm looking for something."

Wen Sheng was very obedient to Zhao Xian'ao's words, Zhao Xian'ao didn't let him go out of the Qianqing Palace, he would not go out, and only active at night, the king of stealing was caught by him.

"You lied to me!"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" The king rushed over to bribe him, "I'm going out today, and I'll bring you the most delicious candied haws outside the palace."

"Don't eat." Wen Sheng still spoke fluently, but he had a lot of eyes. He knew that Zhao Xian'ao was the one who made the decision, and he asked Zhao Xian'ao for everything he wanted, "I'll tell mother!"

As he said that, Wen Sheng walked into the bedroom with his buttocks bare.

The king grabbed his leg and lifted him up, "Dare you, believe it or not, I told your mother that I don't want you anymore, don't you know who treats you well!"

Wen Sheng hung upside down in the air, thought carefully for a long time, "Okay, don't tell mother."

"That's good!"

Lying on the bed, Zhao Xianao clearly heard their conversation, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

What to do, does he need to pretend to be asleep now?

But this little chubby tiger really can't get used to it, he even dared to steal his private treasures.

I don't know what kind of fright Hui Xin will be when she receives such a congratulatory gift.

After lying on the bed for about a stick of incense, the king returned to his bedroom.

Doing other things is always slow, but stealing is very fast, Zhao Xianao pretended to wake up, and asked him sleepily, "You woke up so early today."

The king made an oath not to lie to him again, "Well, get up early to prepare a gift for Aunt Huixin."

After he said that, how could Zhao Xianao not ask, "What have you prepared?"

The king played tricks, "I won't tell you~"

"I don't want to know either."

Glancing at the sky outside, "Hurry up and get ready, I will leave the palace when I go to court, just in time to welcome my relatives."

"Yeah." The king was more excited than the groom. He had always been curious about people's marriages. He heard that it was very lively. Today, he finally opened his eyes.

After Mr. Li left the palace, the people who accompanied Zhao Xianao to the court temporarily became a courageous little bean. Unlike the shy Xiao Shunzi, he was prone to stage fright in front of civil and military officials. Royal face.

As for the king, Zhao Xianao deliberately did not let him appear in front of civil and military officials.

And Xiao Shunzi was very meticulous in his work, and he took care of the Qianqing Palace properly. The two young eunuchs each had their own strengths, so it was difficult to choose the next head of the palace.

When Zhao Xianao went to court, the king took out a jade bracelet from his bosom and looked at it happily for a long time.

This jade bracelet is crimson all over, it is the best blood jade, even if your majesty is ignorant, he can still see the quality of this bracelet.

He admired it for a long time before carefully putting it into the brocade box, "Aunt Huixin must like it very much..."

Wen Sheng squatted aside and said word by word, "Anyway, my mother must, no, like it."

The king was also very guilty, "If you don't tell him, he won't know."

"I don't know what." Zhao Xianao's voice came from outside, and Wen Sheng immediately changed back to the appearance of Xiaozhu, lying there quietly.

The king hurriedly put the brocade box into his arms, "It's nothing, let's leave the palace quickly, or we won't be able to make it in time!"

"Well, let me change my clothes."

A commoner wedding, no rich relatives, so both of them dressed very ordinary.

After leaving the palace, the king took Zhao Xianao directly to the Wanshui Alley, and happened to meet the bridegroom official on the way.

Wang Zhurou was riding a tall horse, wearing a black and red robe, with a big red flower tied on his chest. In front of him was the Chuichuidada band, followed by eight sedan chairs.

Next to the sedan chair was a bride, the one in red and green with a smile was called brilliant, the people of the Song Dynasty liked to join in the fun, and there were many people crowded around the road, the king desperately pushed forward, but was grabbed by Zhao Xianao collar, "follow me."

In Zhao Xianao's eyes, there were three words clearly written on the king's face, let go.

Therefore, he must watch closely.

"Oh! I want to see what the bridegroom looks like."

Zhao Xianao was puzzled, "Didn't you see it?"

The emperor is too ignorant, the king patiently explained to him, "Didn't you hear that the groom is handsome, the one I saw last time was not very handsome, maybe he has changed, I will go and have a look. "

Zhao Xianao pinched his face and said ferociously, "Can you talk? Of course you have to tidy up the day when people are happy."

The king was so hurt by his pinch, he quickly said good things to please him, "Then how did you look so good on the day you got married?"

This flattery made him feel comfortable, Zhao Xianao let go of his hand, and asked the king with concern, "Does it hurt?"

"No, no, it doesn't hurt at all." How dare the king be angry, he is the one who has done something wrong now, so he should behave well.

The road to welcome the bride detoured more than half of Chang'an City, and it was almost at Wanshui Alley. The king squeezed to the front and saw the groom's face clearly.

"Oh my God!"

Zhao Xianao didn't understand why he was so surprised. Looking at the groom, the official was indeed very heroic, far from what the king had described to him, "Could it be true that someone has changed?"

"I wouldn't be so surprised if he changed people. He is the pork seller. I didn't expect that he would look like this after being shaved off. He's really pretty."

Zhao Xianao was not happy anymore, he stretched out his hand to break the king's chin, let him look at him, and asked solemnly, "I like him."

The king's eyes widened, "You compare with him?"

The king of a country is compared to a pork seller?

Zhao Xianao cleared his throat, "Bi, what's wrong."

What is there to compare with, "Of course you look good, it's obvious."

Hearing what the king said, Zhao Xianao was very satisfied, "You are very discerning."

"It's not that I have vision, it's what I am." The king didn't understand why Zhao Xianao had to find a sense of approval in a pork seller, turned his head and followed the wedding procession to move on.

Zhao Xianao turned his head, glared at the granddaughter who was teaching the nymphomaniac a lesson, and said behind his back that he was thinner than the groom, who was not as good-looking as the groom, and who was not as strong as the old lady who could work.

Really blind.

When they arrived at Wanshui Lane, the king and Zhao Xianao stood at the door, looking into the courtyard, Hui Chao was wearing clean new clothes and carrying the bride in a fiery red wedding dress out the door, his feet had stepped over At the threshold, Aunt Huixin is no longer a member of the family.

Zhao Xian'ao relied on Aunt Huixin to cover her red hijab and couldn't see anything, standing there brightly.

Marriage among common people is not only new to the king, he also finds it interesting.

Aunt Hui Xin was holding an apple, and Xi Po helped her into the sedan chair. Hui Chao only saw him now, and she knew he would come. Hui Chao was not surprised, "My sister said, let you go there, Have wedding wine."

The king didn't know much about these customs, but he was willing to join in the fun, so he nodded vigorously, "Okay!"

Hui Chao didn't recognize Zhao Xianao who had met once, "This is?"

"Oh, this is me, my family, my servant." Before the king finished speaking, he raised his head and smiled sweetly at Zhao Xianao. With such a smile, he always succeeded in making Zhao Xianao lose his temper.

"Yeah, servant." Zhao Xianao repeated, already thinking about how to deal with him when he goes back tonight.

The two followed the sedan chair to Wang Zhurou's house. The conditions of his house were really good, with a beautiful brick house and a bright and bright yard. He was considered a rich man.

After the sedan chair fell, the bridegroom officer walked over and kicked the sedan door. The king of the bride's family who didn't understand the rules was very dissatisfied, "Why did he kick the sedan chair!"

"It seems to be a custom."

"Then do you want to kick the sedan chair when you marry me?"

"You think too much, we are not like this when we get married." Zhao Xianao's head hurts when he thought about the troublesome things in the Empress Dowager Ceremony.

"Hehe, it looks like someone with experience."

It was the first time that the king spoke to him in such a sour and jealous tone, and Zhao Xianao was quite happy.

Pulling the red ribbon, the bride was led into the yard by the groom's officer. There were more than a dozen large round tables in the yard, filled with visitors, and several people stood at the door, giving gifts first.

The king thought over and over again, but he didn't give them the congratulatory gifts, and followed Hui Chao in a swaggering way.

The in-laws couldn't help rolling their eyes when they saw that Hui Chao had brought two wedding guests.

The bride and groom stood side by side in the hall, and Wang Zhurou's mother was sitting on a chair, watching them with a smile.

The king stood aside and stared at the old lady. She had a mean face and looked very difficult to get along with.

However, she seemed quite satisfied with Aunt Huixin.

The king's heart finally fell back.

The auspicious time has come, Xi Niang yelled, "First bow to heaven and earth! Second bow to the high hall! Husband and wife pay respects! Send them to the bridal chamber!"

In just four sentences, Aunt Huixin and Wang Zhurou became a legitimate couple.

His Majesty envied him, and his desire to marry Zhao Xian'ao became much more pressing.

Afterwards, Hui Chao arranged a relatively quiet seat for the two of them, "Sit down."

Zhao Xianao didn't intend to really stay here to drink the wedding wine, he asked the king in a low voice, "When shall we leave?"

"You wait here for me, I'll leave when I come back." The king didn't plan to eat, he was being disciplined by Zhao Xianao now, and he knew he was clean, eating outside was not much different from sleeping in the open.

Taking advantage of Wang Zhurou and his mother taking care of the guests, the king sneaked into the new house quietly. Aunt Huixin was sitting on the edge of the bed with her head covered. , it’s not time for the bridal chamber yet.”

"Sister Huixin!"

Hearing his voice, Aunt Hui Xin smiled, "It's all right."

The king also knew that it was not good for him to be like this, so he leaned over and put the box into her hand, and said seriously, "When I get married, you have to give a congratulatory gift too!"