there is a king in the palace

In the early morning of the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, the king put a hard pill made of herbs into his mouth, crunched it into pieces, poured a big mouthful of water into his mouth, and rinsed his mouth with the crushed pill.

The water had been left overnight, and it was already cold. The king couldn't help shivering with his mouth puffed out, and quickly spit the water into the bucket.

The king gave up washing his face with cold water, he pushed open the door, and ran towards the Qianqing Palace with his back bent.

The eunuchs in front of the imperial court are all on duty in shifts, and they also have to guard people in the Qianqing Palace at night. Now it is Director Li Wang Xing Dawang who is on shift. Today is Director Li.

As soon as the king entered, Director Li was sleeping on the bed outside the bedroom.

"Director Li, Manager Li." The king woke him up, "Why are you sleeping here?"

Mr. Li sat up straight, hammered his waist, the pain was unbearable, "I'm getting old, I can't stand it... You came just in time, I'll go back and sleep."

Mr. Li clutched his waist and walked out of Qianqing Palace slowly, while the king went straight into Zhao Xianao's bedroom.

"emperor!"

Hearing his voice, Zhao Xianao slowly opened his eyes, "Wake up so early?"

"Woke up thirsty." The king walked to the stove and immediately became much warmer. "It's quite warm outside today, and the wind is not too small."

"I happen to be going to Beihai Bingxi today."

Every year at this time, the lake in Beihai freezes, and the juniors from the rich and powerful families in Chang’an will be invited by the emperor to play ice hockey in Beihai. The men play ice hockey, and the women dance on ice. Without the constraints of the older generation, the juniors are very comfortable.

With such an emperor as Zhao Xianao, the people of the Song Dynasty are very open. Last year, three couples formed good marriages on Bingxi. This year, the parents of each family simply regarded Bingxi as a blind date meeting. Girl, whether you want to go or don't want to go, you have to go.

Those who are already married are prohibited.

As soon as he heard that he was going to play on the ice, the king kept moving towards Zhao Xianao, "Take me?"

Zhao Xianao rubbed his soft short hair, "Of course I will take you, I also ordered the Ministry of Internal Affairs to make you an ice cart."

Dawang's ice cart was completed yesterday. This kind of ice cart is very common, even children in the countryside can make it by themselves, with one board and two iron sheets, and you're done.

However, the products produced by the Ministry of Internal Affairs must be high-quality products, and the ordinary ice carts are also extremely delicate, like a chair wrapped in soft flannelette. A small tiger with a round head and a round brain, somewhat similar in appearance to the king.

The king liked the ice car so much, he wished he could play on the ice now.

Zhao Xianao couldn't wait as much as he did, "Go and put on more clothes first, the North Sea is very windy."

"it is good!"

In order to have a good time, the king put on two more robes and his mink cap. Although he was a bit wimpy, it wasn't cold at all outside, and the king was very satisfied.

However, the Zhao Xianao he saw was wearing a blue dragon pattern with a coiled dragon pattern and a blue auspicious cloud brocade belt around his waist, making him look taller and taller, with a handsome face.

The king was a little confused, "Aren't you cold?"

Zhao Xianao cleared his throat uncomfortably, "I need to maintain my demeanor."

His Majesty didn't quite understand at first, but when he arrived at the Beihai Palace, he saw more than [-] men in the pavilion above the palace, all of them were dressed in the same clothes as Zhao Xian'ao, and their figures were slender and graceful. In the promenade on the other side, there are more than a dozen young girls standing like this. They keep looking at this side, and after whispering to each other, there can always be a burst of coquettish laughter.

These people have one thing in common, that is, they wear very little.

very nice.

Zhao Xianao led a group of guards into the pavilion to talk to those men, while the king silently dragged his ice cart to the side to play.

Although Beihai is only a lake, it is indeed very big. There are thousands of imperial guards with spears standing around it, and the guards are extremely strict.

The king was bored by himself, so he talked to them, "Are you cold?"

The Imperial Forest Army looked serious and didn't say a word, like a wooden man.

The king was making fun of himself, and was a little embarrassed, but he himself was stuck when he was sliding forward with the ice cart supported by a stick, and he couldn't move at all. The king puffed up his mouth angrily, stared at the imperial forest army closest to him and shouted, " Push me!"

The imperial army usually looked down on the eunuchs in the palace the most, and they called them eunuchs in private, so they ignored the king. When the king ordered them in a vicious voice, the man had bad intentions. He stood up from the team and put his hands on the ice. Behind the car, push forward hard.

The king slid on the ice at an extremely fast speed, and he exclaimed excitedly, "Wow~"

The Imperial Forest Army stayed together all year round, and they had a good understanding. One side pushed the king, and the other side threw a spear on the ice. The ice cart landed on the spear before it slowed down, and the ice cart was forced to stop. After landing, the king flew out suddenly.

He fell heavily on the ice in a five-body throwing posture, and slid far away due to inertia. His bloated body made him look stupid and surprisingly cute.

A group of royal guards pursed their lips, trying their best not to laugh.

It took the king a long time to get up from the ground. He lowered his head and patted on his clothes. He was very thankful that he had worn a lot today.

Then, the king hurried back to sit on the ice cart, raised his head and smiled at the Imperial Forest Army, "I still have to push~"

"..." The Royal Forest Army looked at each other, feeling guilty for their actions.

How could they bully such a fool.

So, wherever the king slipped, the Imperial Forest Army there would automatically and consciously stand up and push his ice cart.

Zhao Xianao is playing ice hockey with those men of his age in the middle of the North Sea. The young women are watching happily, and they praise Zhao Xianao from time to time. Zhao Xianao wanted the king to see him playing on the ice But when he turned his head, the king was having fun with those imperial guards.

Wearing skates, he quickly slid past the opponent's defense, holding the club and hitting the puck across the line.

Another point.

When it comes to playing, Zhao Xian'ao has never lost to anyone, and when it comes to ice hockey, Zhao Xian'ao will never lose. This game is all researched by him.

Zhao Xianao suddenly felt that he had been looking forward to the whole winter of Bingxi and it was boring.

Skating on the ice is indeed very interesting, but it is also monotonous and boring. It didn't take long for the king to lose interest, and seeing Zhao Xianao's strange excitement, his curiosity overwhelmed the inexplicable inferiority complex, the king got up and rushed to the imperial forest soldiers He waved his hand and dragged the ice cart towards Zhao Xianao's direction.

Looking at it from a distance, just looking at the movements and gait, I thought it was a child.

When the king approached, Zhao Xianao was intercepting the ice puck from under someone else's club with a solemn expression, his movements were clean and neat, and looked very majestic in the eyes of the king, "Your Majesty, you are really powerful!"

Hearing the king's voice, Zhao Xian'ao turned his head to look at him, with a smile on his face, he clenched the cue stick tightly, playing more focused, and the momentum of killing all directions made the enemy team fall again and again.

The king looked at Zhao Xianao with more and more admiration.

The result of the ice hockey game was obvious. The team led by Zhao Xianao won a big victory. After the end, the men and women scattered, either in groups or in pairs, laughing on the ice.

And Zhao Xianao wore skates and slid in front of the king, "Is I good?"

The king nodded vigorously, and vividly talked about the reactions of the girls around him when Zhao Xianao scored just now, as well as his own.

"It turns out that I am so powerful."

"Of course!"

The king is full of praise again.

Zhao Xianao wanted to ask him if he had honey on his lips today, why it was so sweet, but when he turned his head, he looked at him eagerly, obviously asking for something.

Hmm... Do you want to teach him how to skate?

That's great.

Thinking of this, Zhao Xianao smiled, and asked confidently, "Tell me, what can I ask you for?"

The moment Zhao Xianao asked this question, he had already figured out how to hold the king's little hand in his mind.

But the king said shyly, "Your Majesty, I also want to get married..."

Zhao Xianao didn't say anything for a long time, he stared at the king in surprise, "You, where did you hear that?"

The king looked here and there, leaned into his ear and said mysteriously, "Just now I heard a woman say that she can't come here after getting married. I really don't want to get married. The other one will go back to her. Marriage is like ice play." Much more interesting."

"And then? Just because of these two sentences, you want to get married?!"

"No." The king lowered his head in distress, it was really hard to describe the laughter of those women with his meager knowledge.

Their way of laughing made His Majesty feel that getting married is really an extremely interesting pleasure.

"I don't care, I want to get married anyway!"

The king sensed that Zhao Xianao's dissatisfaction had started to act like a rascal.

Zhao Xianao didn't see the high spirits on the court just now, he dragged the king to a place where there was no one, and raised his face and asked, "You tiger spirit, who do you want to marry?"

"I, just find a tigress." The king broke free from his hand and said solemnly, "Where there is a will, there is a way. As long as I don't give up, I will always find it!"

"You—" Zhao Xianao was so choked by him that he couldn't speak, he was so angry for a moment, all the logic he should have disappeared, and it took him a long time to sort out his thoughts.

"Where are you going to find it? Don't forget that you still owe me 180 for three years."

The emperor knew if it was there as soon as he opened his mouth, and the king didn't think so much, "What should we do?"

What to do, what to do, you know what to do.

Zhao Xianao sighed, "Otherwise, I will marry you and forget it. Wouldn't this kill two birds with one stone."

The king was terrified by his sudden words, "You are a man and I am a male tiger, so can we get married?"

"Did you forget the black snake and the scholar in the story book?" Zhao Xianao pulled him over and hugged him tightly, "When I finish telling you the story book later, they will get married. At night, life is fun."

The king couldn't tell what was strange, but he knew one thing, Zhao Xianao would not deceive him, "Okay! Just tonight, let's talk about how interesting it is after they get married!"

Who told those women to only speak half of what they said, and the remaining half made the King unable to help but think about it, how interesting is it to get married!Why laugh like that!

The king was almost dying of curiosity, he only wanted to try to marry himself, and almost forgot that there was a know-it-all emperor by his side.