there is a king in the palace

"He really didn't drip his saliva into it!"

Don't ask the king why he backtracked so quickly.

Zhao Xianao had retched for a stick of incense in the corner, and the king felt that his intestines were about to vomit out.

"I swear, I'll lie to you and kill my whole family, okay?" The king's oath was poisonous, but the more he said that, the more Zhao Xianao felt that he was lying to himself.

After all, Little Fat Tiger said that he has no father or mother.

"vomit……"

He is still sick, the king can't understand, even if there is saliva, it is not poisonous.

"Okay! Really not, I said that on purpose! Why are you so stupid, you believe it all."

Zhao Xianao was so retched that he had no energy left. Hearing the king say that he was stupid, he stood up strong and stared down at the king who was squatting there, "You don't want to die!"

The king hastily sent over a bowl of water in his hand, "Come, rinse your mouth."

Zhao Xianao was still angry, but he didn't delay in rinsing his mouth.

After rinsing his mouth, he felt a little more comfortable. Just as he took two steps forward, the greasy face of the noodle shop owner and his scorched teeth appeared again in his mind.

His Majesty stood there unrequitedly, watching the dog emperor's face turn sallow before he took two steps, and was about to retreat to a corner where there was no one there, and when he was about to retch for another stick of incense, His Majesty suddenly felt that it was hard for him to go out of the palace once. Maybe I have to accompany the dog emperor to vomit here.

This kind of thinking and the delicious food in Chang'an gave the king endless courage. He stood in front of Zhao Xianao with a blank face, and looked at him calmly. Zhao Xianao even forgot his nausea, "You——"

Before he could utter any doubtful words, Zhao Xianao watched helplessly as he raised his head, stuck out his tongue towards himself, and then licked his lips.

Warm, moist, soft, itchy.

The surrounding air froze, Zhao Xianao seemed to hear his own heartbeat, as if an electric current swept through his body along with his lips.

When Zhao Xianao came back to his senses, the little chubby tiger had already hid far away, lying on the edge of the wall, peeping at him with one eye.

"You... you, what did you do just now..." Zhao Xianao rested his fingertips on his lips, and looked at the king with confusion.

The king didn't have any other fears other than staying away. He deliberately pinched his throat and showed off in a childish voice, "I'm licking you! Look, aren't you all right?"

fine?

seems to be fine...

Zhao Xian'ao didn't feel sick at all, but it was precisely because he didn't feel sick that it was a big deal!He was licked by a tiger... licked his mouth!

Seeing that Zhao Xianao didn't respond, the king walked over cautiously, and asked timidly, "Are you all right? Let's go eat something again..."

Blame him for trying to die, just took a bite of the noodles.

Zhao Xian'ao stood there tall and straight, his eyes gradually calmed down, he stared at the king for a long time, then stretched out his fist, and hit him on the top of the head not too lightly but not too hard.

"Why did you hit me..." The king covered the sable hat on his head with an aggrieved face, as if he didn't know why Zhao Xianao hit him. In fact, the king was ready to be beaten. If he was hit twice To be able to pull Zhao Xianao out of that small corner, he thought it was worth it.

"It was you who hit him." After Zhao Xian'ao hit him, he bypassed him and strode out of the alley. He didn't hear the footsteps behind him. Zhao Xian'ao stopped again, turned around and stared at him. The king glanced at him, and his tone was not as aggressive as before, "I still haven't followed up."

His attitude was unexpected by the king.

Is this over?

Just hit it and it's over?

The king followed up in a daze, and didn't see the smile on the corner of Zhao Xianao's mouth when he turned around.

That fist brought the king and Zhao Xian'ao a brief peace. They looked around, and they could see the freshness of the most ordinary things in their eyes.

"Hey, what are you doing over there? It's so lively?"

"Professional art." Zhao Xianao said, turned his head to look at the king, "Go and see?"

"Okay!" The king walked freely in the crowd, Zhao Xianao was afraid that there would be too many people and he would not be able to find him, so he kept pulling at his belt.

With the king leading the way, Zhao Xianao was rarely at ease.

Usually, when you come out with Manager Li, the two of you won't be able to walk very far even if you walk for half an hour.

As the most prosperous place in the Song Dynasty, Chang'an has many capable people and strangers. This group of performers is actually very ordinary, they are just some small tricks with broken boulders in their chests and breathing fire in their mouths, but the king watched them with great interest.

"Wow! Wow! Look! He's actually breathing fire!"

Zhao Xianao disdains these little tricks, but seeing how much money they make, he is still a little envious.

If Wang Yuanhuan can come to perform, he will make a fortune.

Zhao Xianao still has the idea of ​​letting the king perform as a performer, but he no longer intends to take actual actions.

"Which warrior on the scene is willing to try the chest crushing boulder!"

The king wanted to be this warrior, but when he looked at such a big stone and hammer, he felt a little timid, "Brother, are you a warrior?"

"Are you going to ask me to perform the boulder-breaking performance?" Zhao Xianao cast his eyes sideways.

The king smiled sheepishly, "No, I am, just ask."

The king is cowardly, is there anyone who is not cowardly, a tall and strong man walked over, patted his chest, "I'll do it!"

The surrounding people applauded immediately, and the king looked at the man with admiration. He turned his head and whispered to Zhao Xianao, "He is really powerful."

Zhao Xianao pursed his lips, "That's Trust, he was with them."

These words happened to be heard by the busker who was collecting money with a gong, and he walked over with a sullen face, "You son of a bitch, what are you talking about!"

Zhao Xianao didn't intend to cause trouble, so he didn't respond to his words, but the king was not happy. Originally on Hutou Mountain, the king was protecting his weaknesses, and no one on his own mountain could bully him.

"Who do you call a bastard!"

The king's clothes were obviously more luxurious than Zhao Xian'ao's, and he didn't feel guilty at all, and his aura suddenly overwhelmed the busker who was still fierce just now. He lowered his head and looked at the king, not daring to say anything.

The king suddenly turned his head, pulled Zhao Xianao's sleeve and squeezed out of the crowd, muttering non-stop, "Hmph! Let's go! Don't look! What, it turns out it's all fake, the stone must be Fake……"

Zhao Xianao stared at his back, listened to his words, and couldn't help feeling warm in his heart. Although his Yuan Huan didn't understand the reason, he trusted what he said with all his heart. He said that the man was a trustee. Yuan Huan thought that person was Tuo, and all his admiration for him was wiped out.

In fact, Zhao Xianao is not sure, maybe that person also knows that breaking a boulder on his chest will not hurt anyone, and he does not want to show off.

Little Fat Tiger believed whatever he said, which was surprisingly good.

Zhao Xianao actually felt a little guilty. He knew that Xiao Yuanzi was Yuan Huan, and he had been deliberately teasing him like this. If he knew, he would be so angry...

It's crazy, it's obviously him who was deceived.

Zhao Xianao was taken by the king to a small stall selling rouge pollen, "Can you buy me a box?"

Zhao Xianao thought that His Majesty thought it was delicious and fragrant, so he explained, "This is for women to wipe their face. What are you buying this for?"

The king blushed, of course he knew it was something for women, "I, I bought it for Aunt Huixin."

"Oh, buy it for Hui Xin...wait, wait, why did you buy this for Hui Xin?" Zhao Xianao felt that being with the king was really exciting, anytime, anywhere, excitement would come.

How to answer this question?

The king was pondering while picking out the rouge box on the table.

He likes Aunt Huixin, so it's okay, right?He didn't want to kiss Aunt Huixin, but he really wanted to hug her, um, that's right.

So, the king took the beautiful box he had chosen, and showed his small canine teeth to Zhao Xianao, and slammed every word on Zhao Xianao's face crisply, and said, "I like Aunt Huixin~"

At that moment, Zhao Xianao didn't say a word, and bought rouge with money.

Then, he brought the happy king to the best restaurant in Chang'an.

This restaurant is also owned by Zhao Xianao, with three large characters on the plaque, Backing Mountain Building.

The name is straightforward enough.

Zhao Xianao led the king into the box, and ordered a table of fresh dishes that the king had never seen before, which made the king very excited.

While waiting for the food, Zhao Xianao inquired about the information, "Do you like Aunt Huixin, is it the kind of love that you want to kiss her?"

"No, but I want to hug her~" the king said, leaning closer to Zhao Xian'ao's ear, even though there were only the two of them in the private room, he still whispered, "I think Aunt Huixin is sweet and soft. It's soft, and it must be comfortable to hug..."

"Oh, that's it..." Zhao Xianao took a sip of tea, suppressing the sour taste in his mouth, "Is that because she treats you very well?"

The king nodded without hesitation.

Zhao Xianao is not satisfied with this, "You are wearing my clothes, the rouge is also bought by me, and I lead you to eat this delicious food, who treats you better?"

When the king thought about it, it seemed that the dog emperor was very kind to him.

"If you like it if you are nice to you, do you like me too? Well, you still kiss me."

The king was so shocked that the rouge box he was holding tightly fell on the table and almost fell apart, "I, when did I kiss you?"

"No?" Zhao Xianao asked unwillingly.

The answer was an unwavering, "No wow!"

Nevermind.

Zhao Xianao took out another handkerchief out of nowhere, "Go find some water to get wet, I want to clean my hands."

Now Zhao Xianao is not afraid that the king will run away, he is reluctant to part with this table of delicious food.

"Isn't there tea here, just make do with it."

"Tsk, haven't you heard of cannibalism?"

The king retorted firmly, "I didn't eat people, really."

Zhao Xianao was amused, "If you are told to go, go! There is so much nonsense."

The king pouted, took the handkerchief and went out.

After he left, Zhao Xianao stared at the rouge box on the table, hesitated for a moment, opened the lid of the rouge box, dug out all the rouge inside with chopsticks, and poured it all into the teacup.

After finishing everything, Zhao Xianao put the rouge box back in its original state, and sat there calmly as if nothing had happened.