there is a king in the palace

The king waited in Tiger Pavilion for a long time, but Zhao Xianao did not come to play with him. He played hydrangea on the lawn in the back garden, feeling extremely bored.

How about going to play with the dog emperor?

How embarrassing...

What kind of face do you want if you try your best?

Makes sense.

The king himself convinced himself, bit the rabbit doll, walked happily out of the palace gate, and as soon as he left the palace gate, three young eunuchs who had just been transferred followed him.

Originally, apart from Zhang Su, Pan Qi and the dozen or so prisoners who were supposed to be exiled, Tiger Pavilion had no eunuchs and maids to serve them. These three little eunuchs were specially ordered by Zhao Xianao yesterday, and one was given to the king. A bowl, so that when he goes to each palace, someone will give him food to eat, one will hold a stool for the king, after all, few kings in the palace can sit on a comfortable stool, and the other will hold a roll of carpet, so that the king can rest on the ground at any time .

It can be said that he is very considerate and thoughtful.

The king thought that Zhao Xianao would be in the imperial study room at this time, but when he walked to the door of the imperial study room, he happened to meet the eunuch who usually served by Zhao Xianao's side. Let's find the emperor, he's in the council hall, turn around from here, and just go through a long corridor."

After hearing what he said, the king turned around and walked towards the government hall. He didn't go far, and ran into a man in official uniform. The man had no expression on his face, and frowned when he saw him. When he got closer, the king Only then did he know his identity.

"Slaves see King Duan."

Your Majesty has heard of the character of King Duan, and knows that he is on the same level as him, so it is a bit embarrassing to meet him like this. .

The king looked at him and found that he was somewhat similar to Zhao Xian'ao, but compared to Zhao Xian'ao's always smiling peach blossom eyes, Zhao Xianyong's face was slightly affectionate and indifferent.

Zhao Xianyong also saw the king, his face was indifferent, but he sneered in his heart, he dismissed the so-called beast king, and walked straight forward.

A jade pendant was hung on King Duan's waist, and three crystal beads were hung under the jade pendant. Under the penetration of sunlight, the beads reflected a gorgeous halo.

The king couldn't control himself, and when King Duan walked past him, he stretched out his claws and scratched.

Zhao Xianyong stopped in his tracks, his eyes moved down, and landed on the king's paws wearing shoes.

He didn't move, the jade pendant was still shaking, and the king hesitated to pull it again.

Pretty fun.

The little eunuch next to him saw that ice was about to fall from King Duan's face, so he quickly dissuaded him, "Beast King..."

When he called out the beast king, King Duan's face became even more unsightly, but he still wouldn't attack a tiger, he grabbed his jade pendant and walked away.

If Zhao Xianao switched roles with him at this moment, he would definitely snatch the rabbit doll that the king spoke of and throw it as far away as possible.

The little episode did not affect the king, he ran briskly to the government hall, stepped over the high threshold, and saw Zhao Xianao sitting on the high seat, and the two kneeling on the ground wearing official uniforms middle-aged man.

Seeing the king, Zhao Xianao waved his hands to make the two courtiers retreat.

He loves the king, but he will not let him listen to political affairs at will.

"Yuan Huan, it's just in time for you to come, follow me to the imperial study."

go to royal study

Isn't it time to play?

The king followed Zhao Xian'ao to the imperial study room, Manager Li brought refreshments to Zhao Xian'ao, and put some special toothbrushing snacks for the king, put them on the Eight Immortals table in the corner, and then retreated out.

The king stood aside, resting his head on the table, and asked worriedly, "How long do you have to watch..."

Zhao Xianao's face was also very bitter, "It's been a long time, it's going to be like this for a while."

"why?"

"In a few days, the emperor's birth sacrifice will be held. I will go to Qingqiu Temple to pray for three days. There are many things to deal with."

Qingqiu Temple...

The king's eyes lit up, "Temples, the kind where people burn incense and worship Buddha."

Zhao Xianao sat upright, holding a brush in his hand, poked his forehead with the end, and pushed his head off the table, "So what?"

The king circled around his chair, "I'll go too, I'll go too."

The little fat tiger was a little weirdly excited.

Zhao Xianao was very curious, what did he go to the monastery like a goblin?

"Are you really going?"

The king nodded, "Really."

Zhao Xianao looked at him, "Then I think about it, you go and wait, be good."

There is no problem at all.

The king rushed to the corner and played around the Eight Immortals table, trying to keep himself as quiet as possible.

Zhao Xian'ao was smart since he was young, and his work efficiency was extremely fast. He finished reviewing several stacks of memorials about major events and minor sentiments in the Song Dynasty in less than two hours. She had already stood in front of him, her eyes sparkling, "Has the emperor considered it?"

I really want to say that he didn't think it through.

"Well, I've thought about it, and it's not impossible to take you there, but I have a request."

Your Majesty firmly believes that his ability to speak is related to the bodhi tree in the Buddhist hall. He must go to the temple to see it. It is very likely that there will be other changes in his body. Maybe he can become a god. The dog emperor is kept as a pet, so, let alone Zhao Xianao has one request, even if there are a hundred, he must first agree to it.

"You say, you say."

Zhao Xianao walked around the king, tapped the tip of his nose lightly with his finger, "My request is that you are not allowed to deceive me, otherwise I will cut your nose off."

The king was so frightened that he sat up, covered his nose with his two paws and asked, "What should I do if I've been lied to?"

"Tell me, which words lied to me." Zhao Xianao pinched his chubby cheeks, "I see that you have eaten the heart of a bear, do you know the crime of deceiving the emperor?"

The king was very flustered, and honestly returned to Zhao Xianao's question, "I don't know about the crime of deceiving the emperor, but I have suffered from the heart of a bear and the guts of a leopard."

"... I asked you which sentence you lied to me."

The king thought about it for a while, that's quite a lot, but he's not stupid, he never admits what shouldn't be said, "I'm not three years old."

Zhao Xianao was stunned for a moment, and asked with a straight face, "How old is it?"

"I don't know, if I don't remember this, I should be in my teens... tens of years old..." The king was avoiding the serious, and his voice was also soft. In the end, Zhao Xianao couldn't hear it anymore.

This is not a big lie.

"anything else?"

The king used the power of his hips to move back an inch, "Also, speaking is not about language talent."

"Tell me, why is that?" Zhao Xianao was about to laugh, and few people would hold back this kind of scene.

"That's because the emperor is the real dragon emperor, right? This palace has dragon aura, yes, dragon aura. I'm not an ordinary tiger. After staying in the palace for a long time, it will naturally be different, don't you think so?" Your Majesty Although these few words sounded like nonsense at first glance, Zhao Xianao had to admit that he was very comfortable with this flattery.

"Then you will be different in the future, won't you become a human?"

Talking to the king, Zhao Xian'ao didn't hide his emotions much, and the king was on the verge of becoming a spirit, so it was easy to tell that Zhao Xian'ao didn't want him to become a human.

Your Majesty doesn't want it either. Firstly, the human being is so ugly, there is no beautiful hair, and the flesh is still sour. Secondly, if he becomes a human, he will be the same as those eunuchs in the palace. Then he is not the king of beasts. No, Zhao Xianao will not give him an old age, it can be said that it is full of disadvantages and no benefit.

"of course not!"

The king's tone was very certain, without any hesitation or guilt, thinking about his usual way of speaking, Zhao Xianao can be sure of one thing, except for this sentence, most of what he said today were lies.

That's it.

"Let's go, accompany me to the imperial garden."

The king was very happy to be able to go out to play, and walked out of the imperial study room first.

Zhao Xianao followed behind, looking at the two thick legs and the swaying fat buttocks, and frowned.

Obviously, the food I eat has been decreasing gradually, so why am I still gaining weight?

This is not good, not to mention the stupid appearance, but also prone to sudden illness.

In the middle of the walk, the king suddenly turned around and ran back to the imperial study room, well, he ran not too slowly.

Zhao Xianao waited patiently for him, and after a while, he came out slowly, biting the rabbit doll.

"You like this doll so much?"

The king was biting something and couldn't make a sound, so he shook his head and expressed his love for the rabbit dolls. The dolls bought in the market are not light and the fabric is not good. The king has a hole after biting for a while.

Zhao Xianao didn't say anything in front of the king, but privately ordered Director Li to let the embroiderer of the House of Internal Affairs make some dolls.

There is an exceptionally beautiful gazebo in the imperial garden. Even in this sad autumn, it is somewhat poignant and elegant. The king and Zhao Xianao walked around the small lake and walked into the gazebo unconsciously. The king looked up at the plaque , Recognize one word Ting by experience, and don't know the remaining two.

Still the same sentence, I am illiterate at a very old age.

"Fashion Pavilion."

Hearing Zhao Xian'ao's voice, the king sighed in his heart, the palace is the palace, even a small pavilion has such a nice name, but his is not bad either, Wang Yuanhuan.

In Hutou Mountain, everyone has no name, and the king doesn't think there is anything, but in the palace, everyone has his own name, and the king inadvertently looked down and saw the word Yuanhuan on his hanging sign, so he didn't reject it. .

Even, gradually began to like.

"Yuan Huan, look what's on that table."

The king stood in front of the table, and the accompanying eunuch hurriedly put the chair over, and he exited the pavilion with a sigh of relief.

The chair was made of solid wood, and it was not light in weight. He was sweating all over after carefully moving it all the way.

The king jumped on the chair, stabilized his figure, put the rabbit aside, and then looked at the table.

what.

What is this, is this chicken feather?coins?

The king tilted his head and looked at Zhao Xianao suspiciously.

Zhao Xianao laughed, picked up the shuttlecock and threw it to a little eunuch, "Demonstrate it to the Beastmaster."

These eunuchs all entered the palace since they were young, and they were often together with the maids. They were feminine and could kick shuttlecocks.

The little eunuch held the shuttlecock steady, tossed it lightly, caught it with his shoe, and kicked more than a dozen with ease.

The king looked dumbfounded.

He can't do this kind of difficult operation...

Turning his head, Zhao Xianao was looking at him with a mocking look.

The king was annoyed, he understood Zhao Xianao's meaning, the word "you are fat" was written in his eyes.

Even if I'm not fat, I can't kick this thing even with a tiger.

Zhao Xianao received his gaze, and still looked at him, the mockery in his eyes became more and more obvious.

The king couldn't stand this, he walked up to the little eunuch with his stubbornness, picked up the shuttlecock, shook his head violently, threw the shuttlecock up, and then ran over quickly, held it against his forehead, a handful of chicken feathers Stand firmly on top of your head.

It's over, perfect!

Zhao Xianao nodded slightly.

Yes, this level can already perform acrobatics to make money.