there is a king in the palace

The wind is blowing softly, the leaves are rustling, the rain seems to have not stopped, and it is falling in the woods. In the surrounding green hills, it seems that the thin rain is also green, and it is softly sprinkled from the sky The soil of the forest is mixed with a fresh smell, and tender green shoots slowly poke their heads out of the soil, quietly spreading the unknown light green.

The king of such beautiful scenery has no intention of admiring it. He was lying in the grass, staring at the little white rabbit not far away, and screaming. He saw the right moment, pounced on it, and killed the little white rabbit who was burying his head in the grass. rabbit.

"Your Majesty is mighty!" The little squirrel kept applauding while lying on the tree, flattering the King.

The king swallowed the rabbit, and added blood from his mouth, "It's just a stupid rabbit."

After flattering the squirrel, it quickly got into the tree hole, patted its chest, and took a deep breath. Fortunately, it is a good thing that the king only likes to eat pheasants and rabbits. don't know how to live.

The king is a brown-haired and black-striped tiger. He usually looks docile like a big cat. He always squints his eyes and curls up in a ball to bask in the sun. Only when he hunts for prey, there is a hint of fierceness in his green eyes. Light, the king of hell on earth.

The king has lived on this Hutou mountain since he was conscious, he is the overlord of this mountain, all the creatures on this mountain call him the king, except for Grandpa Turtle in the mountain, no one has lived longer than him, but the king doesn't know how old he is , his mind is full of pheasants and rabbits every day, and he doesn't know the passage of time.

After eating and drinking, the king lay down in the shade of the tree as usual and began to listen to the stories of passing birds. This time the bird was a cockatoo. She was different from the usual birds. She came from the Chang'an Palace.

The palace, this is not the first time the king has heard this word. The birds who used to come and go told him a lot of things in the palace. The king wanted to hear something new, so he ordered the woodpecker to send some worms to the parrot, "Speak well to my king. explain."

The parrot tilted its head, a little disdainful of these bugs, but when it came to their territory, she had to show some face when the boss spoke.

The parrot reminisced about the fine clothes and fine food in the palace, as well as her noble status, "I am the queen's favorite pet, my birdcage is made of golden nanmu, and there are two maids in charge of serving me on weekdays, as long as I open my mouth to say In just a few words, you can make the empress tremble wildly... Hey, if the queen hadn't fallen out of favor, where would I be here... Then even the most honorable and powerful people in the world would praise me for being smart when they saw me... ..."

"Wait, the most powerful big shot?" This spoiled parrot has no eyesight value, which makes the king unhappy, "Your Majesty is amazing."

The parrot knew what he was thinking and couldn't help mocking him, "That's the emperor, you're just a tiger, you can only be a pet for others."

Be a pet... This is the first time a bird has said this.

The king looked at the parrot with a murderous look in his eyes.

The parrot knew it was a slip of the tongue, and flew up in a hurry, planning to escape.

The king really can't fly, so he can't catch up with her, "Shoot that parrot down for me!"

With a swipe, two sturdy eagles flew up from the tree, like two arrows off the string, attacking the parrot at the same time, knocking her down from the sky, the king raised his thick legs and walked slowly, swallowing her into the belly.

What kind of emperor, don't look at him all day in the mountains, but he also heard from the sparrows from Chang'an that the people call this emperor the dog emperor.

Listen, Emperor Dog, what a nuisance a dog is.

The king hates dogs the most. When he was young, he was chased for a long distance by a dog led by a hunter, which was a great shame and humiliation.

It is said that the dog emperor is powerful, but the king refuses to accept, he is the most powerful.

At least on this hill.

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In this era where raising animals is the most important thing, no matter if they are relatives of the royal family or dignitaries, there are almost two or three beasts in their homes, tigers, lions, and leopards. The more ferocious and well-behaved the more face.

Especially in the capital city, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, they competed one by one to see whose beasts had the best appearance and human nature, and would even spend a lot of money for a good beast.

And all this stems from the founding emperor of the Song Dynasty. He can be said to be a "tyrant". The giant tiger was invincible all the way, the giant tiger made great contributions, and was buried in the imperial mausoleum with the founding emperor after his death.

The new emperor, Zhao Xianao, came to the throne at a young age, with a stubborn nature, to what extent.

When I was 12 years old, I liked fish, so I ordered people to dig up all the flowers and plants in the imperial garden and change them to raise fish by the lake. After half a year, I fell in love with flowers again, and the fish pond was filled in and replanted with flowers. Strange flowers are not enough, they must be exotic flowers and weeds, just for this, Da Song spent a lot of money and manpower looking for flowers, so the common people called him a dog emperor, it is a good thing that the late emperor should stay sooner or later The country is ruined.

Recently, the dog emperor has become obsessed with hunting again, and a wave of hunting has been set off in the aristocratic circle of Chang'an. The supply of wild animals in the Hongfeng paddock is in short supply, so he has no choice but to separate a small group from the Imperial Forest Army to hunt wild animals in remote places.

The mountains near Lianhua County have been "looted".

Even the gang of coquettish foxes on the hill next door to Hutou Mountain were arrested.

"My lord, you have to be careful these few days, don't go out of the mountain." Grandpa Gui has a bad memory, but he is an elder respected by the animals in Hutou Mountain. Although the king is usually domineering in the mountains, he is still very close to Grandpa Turtle. , when he was young, he often slept on Grandpa Turtle's tortoise shell.

"Understood Grandpa Turtle~" the king sweetly agreed, and ran to the side to catch rabbits. His appetite was getting bigger and bigger, which made everyone in Hutou Mountain sad all day long.

I am afraid that one day, the output of pheasants and rabbits will not satisfy the king's appetite.

They weren't worrying unnecessarily. Just looking at the increasing amount of meat on the king's body, they should know how much he needs for food.

"The group of things in the mountains clearly treat us as food!" The rabbit leader had red eyes and a hostile face, which was the complete opposite of his cute appearance.

The leader of the pheasant fluttered his wings and was also very annoyed, but the king loved the rabbit more than the pheasant, and he was better than the rabbit. "Then what should we do? Are we going to fight the king for our lives? What's the difference between that and dying."

The rabbit sneered, and his weird lips moved, "Come here with your ears."

The weather was fine that day, and the sun shone through the layers of green leaves into the woods, and fell on the soft soil, leaving some mottled spots.

The king was lazily lying on a smooth bluestone in the sun, playing with his chubby paws in every possible way. He hadn't seen a rabbit or a pheasant for two days. He was so hungry that he caught a wild boar. Eat it, the meat is too fatty, the king still loses his appetite.

Suddenly, a white shadow rushed past in front of the king, the speed was extremely fast, but just by the taste, the king knew what it was.

Silly rabbit! ! ! !

The king chased after him fiercely, his chubby body exploded with infinite potential, and everywhere he passed was dusty.

"My lord, stop chasing, the official road is ahead!" The squirrel guarding the forest hurriedly shouted, but the king was really greedy for rabbits, so he couldn't hear his voice at all.

"What should I do?" the squirrel was anxious, pacing back and forth on the branches.

He got the news from Asuka that today the Royal Forest Army will pass by Mount Hutou to go to Lianhua County for supplies, and I hope that the king will not meet... Although the king can eat some, it is precisely because he is in Mount Hutou that those hunters don't... Dare to commit a crime.

But he never thought that the rabbit had timed it well and deliberately lured the king to the city defenders.

"Wow!" The king swooped fiercely, pushing the rabbit to the side of the road, "Stupid rabbit, how dare you run away."

The king was impressed by his might and arrogance, but when he turned his head, more than 20 sharp and sharp spears were pointed at him, as if he would be pierced with holes all over his body if he made a slight movement.

Who is the king!Can bend and stretch!

Without struggling at all, he was invited into the big cage and loaded into the carriage.

The enemy gave preferential treatment to the captives, not to mention the unusual overlord of the mountains like Dawang, he lived pretty well in the cage, and his three meals a day were high-quality pork, which was fat but not greasy, and tasted pretty good.

The only thing that made him feel dissatisfied was the group of coquettish foxes in the next cage, nagging endlessly all day long.

With the arrest of a big black bear, the hunting mission of the Royal Forest Army ended, and they returned to Chang'an with more than 30 big iron cages.

His Majesty looked at the Tiger Mountain in the distance with tears in his eyes. He had just left for a day, and he missed the old and young people of Tiger Head Mountain, especially the pheasants and silly rabbits on the mountain...

The Imperial Forest Army was eager to return home, but the team walked slowly. There was no way, not every animal was as obedient and obedient as the king, and kept their own place. There were always some clamoring to go home, but they were all forcibly suppressed by the Imperial Forest Army.

Some are really fierce, such as the big black bear, not to mention holding a gun at him, even a kitchen knife is not afraid of him. The commander of the imperial forest army thought about it and sent a bucket of honey to the iron cage.

Hehe, that ferocious big black bear suddenly behaved like a kitten in a woman's arms, the king looked down on him from the bottom of his heart.

"Little tiger, eat meat."

"Ow~"

After going through untold hardships, they finally arrived at the destination, Changan Hongfeng Paddock.

The king couldn't help sighing, this is a big mountain, and he heard from the little soldiers who delivered the meat that they would live here in the future.

The king stretched out his sharp claws and sharpened them on the iron cage. He had a hunch that if he wanted to occupy the mountain as king, there must be a big battle.

The carriage sent them into various forests, and the more ferocious animals were followed by [-] or [-] defenders to prevent riots when they were released.

There were two behind the king's carriage, and the other was a cooking soldier who delivered meat to him.

unacceptable.

The king was very dissatisfied, and yelled at the meat delivery man, "How can my king travel with two people!"

The little soldier didn't understand what he was calling, so he turned to the soldier next to him and said, "This little tiger is usually quite obedient, why is he so irritable today?"

"It's probably because I'm not used to it in a new place, it's okay."

Not used?

nonexistent.

In just three days, more than half of the top of Hongfeng Mountain was occupied by him. Regardless of the fact that the king is usually like a big cat, if he really wants to play hard, all the beasts combined are no match for him.

The other half of the mountain king had no interest. On the one hand, there was a pack of wolves on the mountain, and attacking the king might not be able to gain the upper hand.

The days went by like this day by day, the king was very moist, his waist was thicker, and the only regret was that there were too few silly rabbits on Hongfeng Mountain, and there were only a few of them that were not enough for everyone to share.

In the end, the silly rabbit became a protected animal that was about to become extinct. Generally, wild animals were not allowed to be eaten, and only one or two of the level of tigers and black bears could be eaten.

This also made the king miss Hutou Mountain even more.

"Report to the emperor, the prey in the Red Maple Paddock has been replenished. There are a total of 230 animals, including one tiger, one bear, two leopards, and fifteen wolves..." Xiao Lizi read while holding the booklet on the Ministry of War. One side frowned.

The Ministry of War is also the same, knowing that although the emperor loves hunting, he is not good at riding and shooting, and has got so many beasts, isn't this going to embarrass the emperor.

"Okay, okay, let's go down." Fortunately, the emperor has no interest in hunting these two days.

Everyone in the palace knew that the emperor was fond of releasing paper kites, and brought a group of concubines to release paper kites in the imperial garden every day. Whichever concubine kept the highest and most stable paper kites, the emperor would go to that palace to sleep at night.

For this reason, the concubines did not study intrigue any more, they tinkered with paper kites every day, and made many new tricks.

But how could the emperor know how to play? They didn't review the memorials in broad daylight, but drew blueprints, ordered the Ministry of Internal Affairs to rush to make them overnight, and researched a big paper kite that could carry people on a taxi.

The emperor also gave the big paper kite an elegant name.

flying kite.