cupid battle

cupid battle

Author: Sima Demolition

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My only and best friend is in love, but he won't tell me.I'm going to find out who he fell in love with.

The hero accepts, Xiaobai attacks.

There was a layer of ice on the car, and the ground was covered with snow. Today is December [-]st, Friday, the last working day of this week.

The wheelchair was stuffed in the back seat. I moved to the passenger seat, opened the door, lay down and pulled the wheelchair, dragged it outside the car, unfolded it, propped myself up with my arms, and sat in the wheelchair.The wheelchair shifted, and I almost fell face down in the gray snow beside the wheel. Fortunately, it was already ten o'clock in the morning, and the staff swiped their cards to enter the building an hour and a half ago.

Everything is better in a wheelchair, I love electric wheelchairs.Press the small slider with your finger, [-] kilometers per hour.Breathing white, I glide across the parking lot in a wheelchair, the final hurdle being swiping my card.It's not until you live with a disability that you realize how inhumane these designs are.

What's even more inhumane is that the photo is forced to be printed on the employee card. My photo made me want to throw up, so I dug out the chip in the employee card and threw the rest into a shredder.

Inside the glass door is a hall where people come and go. The electronic wall behind the front desk displays the company name, Quan An, AllSafe, or AllSa for short.I knocked on the front desk twice: "Betting started? Now show me the screen."

The front desk lady's surname is Wen, so the English name on her staff card is Wendy.She looked up at me, operating the system.The screen behind her changed from AllSa on a black background to two lists, "2017 Christmas Most Popular Member" and "2017 Christmas Least Popular Member". Generally, we call them "Little Angel List" and "Black Crow List". ".

There are one to ten candidates for each list, and the No. [-] candidate is automatically shortlisted by the previous champion.All the people on the list use code names, and the number one candidate is "Xiaobai", who has been the leader of the Little Angel for four consecutive terms, but now the number of votes has fallen behind.

I asked, "How many people bet on Xiaobai?"

She is the recorder of all the bets, and raised her eyebrows: "Not much, Xiaobai has been a little angel for four times. He is very good, but after four consecutive years, everyone feels that he should not be selected again, unless he does it before Christmas. If something earth-shattering happens, it will win everyone's hearts back."

I looked at the people around me: "This is not reasonable at all."

A reasonable competition should be able to quantify all the criteria for judging, like how many seconds it takes to turn speed into running 100 meters, the fastest person wins the gold medal, you don't say "he has already won four gold medals and can't take the fifth "; but they regard this as some kind of performance award. If an actor has won four awards, "unless he can have some earth-shattering works that surpass himself, we should give others the opportunity to win the award once."

This is so stupid.And I want Xiaobai to be the first.

I asked Wendy, "Who did you vote for?"

She looked at me with a cold face: "I haven't voted for the little angel list, but I have already voted for the black crow list, and there is no suspense about the result."

Yes, the result is no suspense.Xiaobai may not be able to be a little angel for five consecutive years, but I will definitely be able to be a black crow for five consecutive years.

I pretended to be surprised: "Really? Also, with my charm, who can not hate me?" I didn't bother to tell her any more, and turned the wheelchair: "If I were you, I would vote for Xiaobai on the list of little angels."

Her voice came from behind me: "Boss asked you to meet her an hour and a half ago."

I turned my head: "And you only remembered to tell me after 5 minutes?"

The corner of her mouth raised an arc: "I think a few minutes later, you will die worse, that's how much I hate you."

That's why I hate going to work.

I adjusted my wheelchair and headed towards the elevator. After the elevator door opened, I glanced at the employee card of the person behind me: "Tony, right? I'm not the kind of casual person. I don't know you well. I refuse to take the same elevator with you." .” Press the door close button to lock him out of the elevator.

Boss's office is on the eighth floor. She is a leader in a new industry, but she likes the tradition of digital accidents, eight, which cannot be more clichéd.

I yelled outside her office: "Mom, open the door, I know you're home!" People whispered in the hallway.

She's not my mom, of course, but nothing drives a woman mad like calling her "Mom."

The door opened, Fang Huang stood at the door, there was a moment of silence outside, and the passing employees shut up and walked away.I can understand that as a woman, she is too tall, her breasts are too big, 1.9 meters, D cup, who is not afraid of this figure.She gestured for me to come in, closed the door, and looked down at me on high heels.

"Two things." She put one hand on her waist, her lips parted.

I cut her off: "The first is that you have new wrinkles at the corners of your eyes, and the second is that your new false eyelashes are like flies' legs, are we done?"

She glanced at me and raised a finger with red-painted nails: "First, Xia Qi, you know you are banned from voting and betting on the Christmas list, right?"

I covered my mouth in disbelief: "This is blatant discrimination! I'm the only one in the company banned, why, because I'm the only person in a wheelchair in the whole company?"

She didn't raise her face: "Because you hacked into the voting system and tried to tamper with the number of votes last time in order to win the prize for Xiaobai. I caught you and told the whole company to deprive you of your voting rights and betting rights for one year."

I have no guilt: "Hacking the system is a process. The process is not important, but the result is important. The result is that I did not tamper with the votes. After I hacked in, I found that Xiaobai could have won." So to be honest, I have nothing Doing it did not affect the previous award presentation at all, and she has no reason to ban me from participating in this one.

"If you use any method to vote or bet, I will directly announce the cancellation of this year's Little Angel Award, and then award the Black Crow to you."

This is her ultimatum.

I wondered if there was any loophole to take advantage of.

Fang Huang said: "Secondly, Xiaobai bought a ring." The United States lightly dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima.

My mind went blank.Xiaobai, male, is...very important to me.The whole company hates me, except him.So every year I do whatever it takes to get him the Little Angel Award.

A man buys a ring, and he asks for marriage; when he proposes, he has a partner, and when he has a partner, he has been in love with someone for a while.

It was a big surprise.I'm Xiaobai's best friend, and I don't even know it.

I stared at her: "How do you know?"

She pressed her hem slightly with her hands, and sat down across the desk, regretful and sympathetic, looking at me like a lame stray dog: "Two days ago, when I was drinking coffee with Xiaobai in the morning, he went to help you buy Coffee, I see a little jewelry box in his coat pocket. Next thing you ask me, how can I be sure it's a ring box? I'm not sure, it just looks like it. No loss for me anyway, little Bai is just my subordinate, and I don't have to interfere in his private life. But he is your only friend." The emphasis is on "the only".

I walked away, the wheelchair turned and buzzed to go out, I didn't see my feet clearly, and I fell forward, almost throwing me out of the wheelchair.She asked the assistant to put a rubber barricade on the ground at the door while she was talking to me?I turned around and glared: "That's how you abuse people in wheelchairs!"

Her voice rushed out of the office: "You are not disabled at all, return the wheelchair you stole from the client!"

Well, I'm not disabled, I just want to play with wheelchairs, subconsciously thinking everyone in a wheelchair is disabled is your problem, not mine.

I got up from the wheelchair, I was hated by everyone, so what?I wish they hated me even more so they could stay away from me.I pushed the wheelchair hard along the slope outside Fanghuang's office, and the wheelchair crashed into the wall at the end of the slope, and the people on the slope dodged away, still in shock.

I clasped my hands into a trumpet: "News reveal! Today's hot news reveals! Fang Huang's 38DD ecstasy breasts are fake. She had breast augmentation eight years ago, and now there are incisions in her armpits!"

She looked up at me through the glass indifferently, immune to this level of provocation long ago.

This is a typical relationship between me and my boss. The whole world thinks I am a lunatic and Xiaobai is a good person. They look at Xiaobai in the same way as they look at a wife who has been raped.

I rushed out of her office, kicked open the door, broke into my own territory, opened a lollipop, and logged into my host.

My job is more complicated to explain. I have heard more than a dozen different theories. Those who build websites for the government, those who develop programs for Microsoft, those who install wifi for telecommunications companies, those who repair computers for Apple, reduce nonsense, and popular ones The argument is, hackers.

The government looks at hackers like they see a bunch of kids smashing windows with stones. The stupid way is to thicken the glass, then find out where the stones came from, and throw those kids in jail.A more efficient way is to find out where the stones come from, and then threaten these little kids with jail, and help you thicken the glass and guard the gate.

AllSa has connections with the government, the kind of connection that has passed through several hands and is inextricably linked.After working for AllSa for ten years, I am sure that Fanghuang will not allow me to resign and will not fire me.My employer doesn't mind if I'm a jerk as long as I'm still a genius.

I hacked Xiaobai's bank account information in the time it took to tear apart the candy wrappers. A group of hackers got together, and if they were inferior to others, they would have no privacy.The consumption record turned up ten items, and Xiaobai bought a ring at a jewelry store a week ago.

Fang Huang guessed right, it was a ring box.

Xiaobai's office is only a few tens of meters away from mine. He would stop by to say hello every morning on the way to the tea room. The original words were "see what you need" and bring me breakfast or coffee.I don't