Don't guess what the old Gong thinks [Entertainment]

Before going to bed, Le Changlang lay on the bed and whispered to Mr. Bi, "Mr. Bi, I passed my previous subject, which was about the prisoner. Do you have any private goods you want to bring in?"

Mr. Bi looked at him in surprise, "That's right, you're going to be promoted again after finishing this project?"

"Thinking too much, now there are more and more conditions for being promoted to a professor, and it is getting more and more difficult."

"For those who failed, they are not worth my time. You can tell Li Li about this matter. If necessary, he knows what to do."

Le Changlang nodded, "OK, then I'll mention it to him tomorrow."

Le Changlang touched Mr. Bi's abdominal muscles habitually, and suddenly found that the feeling was not right. He pulled away Mr. Bi's clothes in doubt, and Le Changlang shouted in panic, "Mr. Bi, your abdominal muscles are so tight." Shallow, how many days have you not exercised?"

Mr. Bi looked at his stomach and whispered, "It's been a long time since you went to the gym with me."

Le Changlang didn't believe it, "It's only been less than a week, how could it be so serious? Are you eating and drinking like crazy these days, otherwise your abdominal muscles won't disappear!"

Mr. Bi curled his lips in displeasure, "Isn't it still there?"

Le Changlang stared at Mr. Bi with his hips on his hips, "Mr. Bi, you have become more and more lazy these past few years. Do you want to become a middle-aged, bald, beer belly, ugly uncle like Lao Jin?"

Mr. Bi narrowed his eyes immediately, "Man, you dare to despise me for being ugly! I knew you would be fascinated by the little fresh meat in the entertainment industry. Look at your face now, how ugly you are! Completely It completely revealed the ugliness in your heart, did you treat me like this a long time ago? And did you refuse to have children with me before because you have other men outside? "

As soon as this topic was mentioned, Mr. Bi suddenly became enlightened, "No wonder you have been so repulsive to having children for me before, and always said that you can't have children, you can't have children. It turns out that it's not that you can't have children, but that the person with whom you have children is wrong." Mr. Bi Immediately, he grabbed Le Changlang's neck with a ferocious face, "Tell me, who is that person you hooked up with outside?"

Le Changlang was so pinched by Mr. Bi that he almost couldn't get up. He shook Mr. Bi's hand, "cough, cough, let go, let go, I can't breathe anymore!" Mr. has been able to win No.1.

Sure enough, Mr. Bi relaxed his strength, but he thought it was wrong, "Men, don't try to change the subject, be lenient when you confess, and be strict when resisting!"

"No one! You don't even think about how handsome and charming you are. You not only have good looks, but also money. You are also generous to me. Money is whatever I want, my parents are good, and land is whatever they buy. You say, except Can you find another such perfect husband in the world besides you?" After Le Changlang finished speaking, he felt that he was convinced by himself.

Mr. Bi thought about it seriously, "No."

Le Changlang rolled his eyes, "This is not going to happen." Sure enough, he would wear everything to flatter him.

"Since I'm so perfect, why don't you want to have a baby with me?" Mr. Bi looked at Le Changlang in confusion.

Le Changlang was exhausted. He really wanted to know what kind of novel was downloaded by the person who brainwashed Mr. Bi to listen to novels, which made Mr. Bi so firmly believe that men can have children?Le Changlang didn't want to discuss this issue any more, so he casually said, "It's not that the chance of a man getting pregnant is only one in five thousand on the Internet, maybe you haven't ejaculated that much yet."

Mr. Bi turned on his phone and looked at the number of times he had recorded love in the memo, "Well, indeed, we have been married for 5 years, and the number of times we have sex 3 times a week is 782 times, plus our whim sex is about 100 times. After 882 rounds, it will be 900 rounds, plus some error value, the total will be [-] rounds. So—” Mr. Bi looked at Le Changlang with bright eyes, “You reduce our weekly sex. The amount of sex is wrong, and we should increase the amount of sex." All for the sake of having a baby!

Le Changlang didn't agree, "According to your calculation, 5000 minus 900 leaves 4100 rounds, and if you calculate it three times a week, there are about 3 years left. You are now 26 years old, 40+40=26, that is to say After 66 you can't fuck anymore."

Mr. Bi glanced at Le Changlang faintly, "I am willing to have a child." And where there is a will, there is a way, whether it is to have a child or something else.It seems that it is time to invest in a biotechnology company and study how to turn 5000 rounds into 6000 or even [-] rounds.

Le Changlang, who threw a stone at his own foot, touched his poor self.

Mr. Bi took out a red string from the bedside table, "Come on, we haven't finished the sex task this week."

Le Changlang hugged the quilt tightly and looked at Mr. Bi vigilantly, "Then what are you doing with the rope?"

"Every time I shoot, you have already shot several times. In order to prevent you from dying, I decided to tie up your little Jiji in the future, and then we will shoot together." Mr. Bi suppressed Le Changlang with force.

Le Changlang struggled desperately, "No, it's not fair, I don't want to tie up little Jiji."

"It's fair for you to shoot, I'll shoot again." Mr. Bi patted Le Changlang on the head, smiling very benevolently.

Le Changlang bit the quilt and wept silently. If he remembered correctly, the guy who brainwashed Mr. Bi was also locked up in the prison of City A. Let's see how he kills him next week, ahhhhhh

Satisfied, Mr. Bi ticked off the memo on his mobile phone and patted Le Changlang who was still panting, "By the way, baby, it is said on the Internet that rich and powerful Xiaojiao is very popular now whether it is a man or a woman." Wife runs with the ball, don't let such a mental retardation lead you down, after all, keeping you at home is not good for you, and it is not good for the children."

Le Changlang suffocates, Ma Dan is all fiction, the product of other people's YY, which news report have you ever seen a rich man run with the ball?

Le Changlang held Mr. Bi's hand helplessly, "Don't worry, as long as you strengthen your abdominal muscles, even if you run away, I won't run away."

Mr. Bi shook Bi Hongbao's head, "Your daddy is trying to conceive a child, so don't be angry with him during this time, you know?"

Bi Hongbao's eyes twitched, and he said with difficulty, "Got it."

After the major shareholder of Lotte Entertainment was arrested for committing a crime and the court trial on September 9 was reported by the news media, the stock of Lotte Entertainment plummeted, and hundreds of millions of assets were evaporated out of thin air.

As a member of Lotte Entertainment Company, Le Changlang went back in his free time after class.As soon as Le Changlang entered the door, he felt the uneasiness of the employees of Lotte Entertainment, and the expressions of the artists coming and going were not very good.It seems that everyone knows about this.

Le Changlang wandered around the company for a while, then went to Sister Wu Li's office, and sat on the sofa casually, "Sister Wu Li, the current situation of the company seems to be very bad."

Wu Li also looked sad, "It's not like, but it's really bad. Since the shareholder was arrested, from time to time, high-level executives have been invited by the police to drink tea. Although these things have been suppressed, insiders still know about it. , Artists have resigned one after another this week. So what are your plans?"

"My contract is about to expire, so I won't do those troublesome things, but you... Your contract with Lotte seems to have a few years left, right, and the contract of the female artist under you should not be so It's about to expire."

Wu Li also has a headache about this, "It's because of this that I am annoyed to death. That silly girl is now on the rise in her career and can make money. If she terminates the contract with the company at this time, although she can find another one, the breach of contract fee It must be paid by herself, how can she get so much money to pay liquidated damages? I don’t have the money to pay millions of liquidated damages, if I had money, I would have left long ago.”

"Then just wait." Le Changlang also knew that the liquidated damages were a lot of money.

When Le Changlang left, he happened to meet Kong Lizhen.The two stood in the elevator, Le Changlang felt embarrassed, and if he had known earlier, he would not have been greedy for the convenience of taking the elevator.

On the contrary, Kong Lizhen took off her sunglasses and greeted Le Changlang generously, "Lele! I didn't expect to meet you in the company. Are you also here to terminate the contract?"

Le Changlang shook his head, "No, I'm just here to take a look, I don't intend to terminate the contract. What about you?"

Kong Lizhen immediately burst out laughing, "2333, I finally found an organization, and I don't plan to terminate the contract. By the way, there seems to be something wrong with the phone number on the business card you gave me earlier?"

Le Changlang didn't expect that Kong Lizhen would hit a straight ball, so he was filled with fake surprise, "Huh, is it true? It was obviously good before."

Kong Lizhen didn't talk nonsense and directly took out her mobile phone, "The next time I meet you, I don't know when it will be. Come on, you can push Mr. Bi's business card to me, it will be more convenient." Kong Lizhen suddenly looked at Le Chang Lang, "Or are you worried that I will seduce Mr. Bi? Ann, breaking up gay is a big project, and you two are so loving, who can get in? I just want to thank Mr. Bi, After all, if it wasn’t for him, I would have missed Director Chen’s film audition.”

I'm just worried so what!Le Changlang roared in his heart, "Director Chen? Is this the company's big production this year?"

"Well, being able to participate in the interview with my coffee position is already a piece of cake from heaven. Not to mention that I got the role of the heroine because of it." Kong Lizhen's eyes were full of ambition.

Le Changlang didn't miss this scene, and his heart was full of alarm bells, but Kong Lizhen acted too calmly, so he could only grit his teeth and push Mr. Bi's business card to her.

After Kong Lizhen saw that her WeChat friend application was approved, she quickly sent a WeChat message to Young Master Lu, "Young Master Lu, haven't you always wanted to get on the line of Mr. Bi? I have Mr. Bi's WeChat account, do you want to push his business card to you? "

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