start a prairie fire

and those things that are not mentioned in the text

1. Tobima and Madara were bunk beds when they were in college.

2. They are all in the same profession.

3. It is a high-quality major that specializes in the study of biological genes and the like.

4. Although this profession is of no use to the two of them in inheriting the family business.

5. The reason why Madara chose this major is because this major sounds very challenging, so Madara, who aims at everyday life, chose this major.

6. Tobima chose this major because she didn't want to be forced by her family to go on a blind date.

7. In this way, he can clone himself and falsely claim that this is his son born with science.

8. So, true love between doors is science.

9. Cough, the topic is far away, let's come back.

10. Fei Ban, these two people who chose to major in a high school, but the route they took after graduation was completely incompatible with their majors.

11. Madara inherited the family business and became a domineering president, and later changed jobs to become an actor.

12. Tomona refused to inherit the family business, entered an adult products development company and became the most powerful developer in it, and then changed jobs to become an actor.

13, Madara is for the younger brother.

14. The door is for my brother.

15. Madara's younger brother is a screenwriter. His first pen name is Nana. His debut work is "Blue Bird", which tells the story of autistic children and starred in Deidara.

16. Feijian's elder brother is Niulang, who is respectfully called the God of Niulang and the first Hokage-sama on the road.

17. Later, he also changed jobs and became an actor.

18. As for the reason - it's all the fault of Yan Dun Uchiha!Furious, Juju refused to admit that he was Zhuban's matchmaker, and blackmailed Madara.

19. As the eldest son, Zhujian stepped into the entertainment circle for love, and the second son, Feijian, was accidentally cheated by his brother and also entered the entertainment circle.

20. Banjian and Wajian, who were forced to inherit the family business, cried and fainted in the toilet.

21. Then they met Mr. Dai who was already crying in the toilet.

22. The three poor babies hugged each other and cried happily.

23. Then took the chief part-time job as a screenwriter.

24. It is Shenwei, a screenwriter who specializes in writing horror films in the future.

25. As a skilled Uchiha, our local brother took time out of his busy schedule to write scripts and vent his oppressed anger while being the president. Thus, a generation of masterpieces was born——"Painting A circle curses you"

26. This horror movie with a bad name and a bad author, but the content is not bad at all. It has successfully made all those who have watched the movie dare not say these seven words anymore. Brother Xiao Sa changed his lines for this, which shows its powerful power.

27. The First World War Conferred the Gods.

28. So, our local brother raised his head high and swayed in front of Wanhuajing's screenwriter team twice, changing his old bitter and hatred face, and he was so embarrassed.

29. Then, there is no more.

30. One minute of silence.

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——About Tokaima’s occupational issues

Originally, I didn't think about Feijian Juju's occupation, so it was blurred in the forum text, but a relative asked me in the comment area, Zhudi is the God of the Cowherd, what is Feijian?The man behind the Cowherd God?

I had a brain twitch at the time, and replied: Tobima Juju belongs to an adult product development company.

Later, I calmed down and thought about it, it was a bad thing, because in my setting, Mr. Madara and Tobima are a professional, I can’t let Mr. Madara also research and develop adult products, so I asked for help in the group, maybe I want to let Are they both double majors?

At this time, the witty Alin said: Yes, Mr. Ban can also be sexual behavior psychology.That way, when Emperor Zhu wants to play, Mr. Madara can seriously analyze what kind of mental illness it is

Laugh and cry

☆、Anecdotes about old ancestors and little ancestors

Sasuke made Mr. Madara so angry that he would die, and provocatively said, if you have the ability, you can beat me in the face.

Every time Madara slammed the door away angrily, and was accused by Sasuke, until this time, Madara couldn't bear it anymore, looked left and right, picked up a bag and put it around Sasuke's head, and then grabbed it Subduing the man with his hands, he slapped Sasuke's butt a few times. Sasuke was stunned by Madara's move, and didn't realize it until Madara left refreshed.

Sasuke: My dad never hit me like that!

☆、【Blade】What should I do if I suddenly find out that I have strange feelings for my guardian?

[Banban] What should I do if I suddenly find out that I have strange feelings for my guardian?

1st floor Kamui

As the title.

I found that I was becoming more and more abnormal, I wanted to keep looking at him, and I didn't like him being too close to others, and when I was with him, my heart beat so fast, sometimes I even wanted to kiss him!I clearly had a crush on a girl in my class before! ! !

This is terrible, I feel more and more abnormal, I don't know what to do now, hope everyone can help me.

Hurry, wait online!

5st floor Kamui

Reply to the 3rd floor:

I am a man and so is my guardian.

10st floor Kamui

Reply to the 7rd floor:

In fact, I am not sure what kind of feelings I have for him, so I came to ask for help.

Reply to the 8rd floor:

My story with him?In fact, there is nothing to say.

I was with the old bastard when I was ten years old. At that time, my only relative passed away, so he took me home.He is the kind of distant relative of my family, the kind who is out of touch with each other. He doesn't have much contact with each other at ordinary times, but just meets each other during the New Year and holidays.

Reply to the 9rd floor:

He is ten years older than me.It belongs to the kind that is excellent in all aspects. How should I put it, it should be what we usually hear-other people's children.

15st floor Kamui

Reply to the 11rd floor:

I call him old jerk because he is a jerk and always likes to bully me, but he's actually been really nice to me.Let’s take the time when I first came to him as an example. I was young, not only because of my age, but also because I was very timid, and when a child suddenly came to a strange place, he had to talk to a stranger. When I get along with people day and night, I will be very uneasy. I had nightmares every day, and I was always sick. The old bastard was always by my side. Sometimes I couldn’t sleep for a few hours for several days. Yes, it felt like serving my ancestors, but then I served him like I served my ancestors/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

22st floor Kamui

Reply to the 17rd floor:

look?The old bastard is really handsome, and the little girls in their lab often secretly photograph him.I really don't understand, what's wrong with the old bastard with such a bad temper, everyone always leans towards him, no matter male or female.

Reply to the 18rd floor:

How could the old bastard have a girlfriend with such a bad temper?

24st floor Kamui

I didn't deliberately go to his side!He is my guardian (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

28st floor Kamui

I am not a fried hair subject! ! !Don't say I'm fried! ! !The old bastard is the fried hair! ! ! ! !

The one I like is obviously a girl (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

30st floor Kamui

I am definitely not bisexual! ! ! !Absolutely not! ! ! ! !

32st floor Kamui

Reply to the 26rd floor:

No.Although the old bastard does have two good friends, I am sure that the old bastard is definitely not crooked, and one of his two gay friends is married, and the other is an orphan.

39st floor Kamui

Why are all of you interested in the old bastard's gay friends? I'm obviously here to ask you for help, okay?You don't give me advice, but you are still gossiping here, are you worthy of my trust in you (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

44st floor Kamui

Okay, okay, I'll say it, really, but will your analysis of the old bastard's friendship situation really help me?

47st floor Kamui

In this case, I believe you again.Don't lie to me.

49st floor Kamui

I'll sort it out first, it might be a little slow.

55st floor Kamui

The two gay friends of the old bastard are his young friends, but their relationship was not very good at the beginning, because the relationship between the two families has been bad since the grandfather's generation. Kind of like that, when they were in their parents' generation, they were even more displeased with each other, and there were cases where they just rolled up their sleeves and did it.

Ah, I forgot to mention, the two gay friends of the old bastard are brothers.

The old bastard met the boss of their family in Nanhechuan at the beginning, and the opportunity for the acquaintance was in vain.That's right, the old bastard's favorite thing to do when he was a child was actually playing with water. I thought he would memorize the periodic table of elements since he was born, and he started playing with the experimental table when he was seven years old [Indifference.jpg]

56st floor Kamui

Wood, oh, that's the one I met with the old bastard. Seeing that the old bastard's water skills are super bad, I taught him how to play water. Then the two of them became friends because of water floating. They often sneak out to play together. Now It's also gluey, like conjoined twins.

Because they didn't know that the other party belonged to their rivals at that time, they often had a great time together, but later I heard that Mu Mu knew that the old bastard belonged to their opposite family, but the old bastard just didn't find out.But they didn't play for long at that time, because the younger brother of the two of them sued them (Mu Mu's younger brother is another gay friend of the old bastard—Men Er), and then the two broke up. The bastard unilaterally said to break up, Mu Mu still chased after him and wanted to be friends with him, with that persistence, Mener said that his brother was more ruthless than when he chased his sister-in-law.

57st floor Kamui

As for Mener, how should I put it, he and the old bastard belong to that kind—I just don’t like him, but I appreciate his strength—this kind, the two of them are good partners at work, in private Enemies of yours, in your words, are falling in love and killing each other.

60st floor Kamui

cute?In fact, I always thought that Men Er was going to the old bastard with a single arrow, don’t get me wrong, it’s not the single arrow ♂, it’s the malicious one, that’s the one—you even have a conspiracy to breathe.

After all, the relationship between the two of them is really bad. It is very common for them to trip each other up and play tricks. That is to say, the old bastard and Mu Mu are not affected at all, and they are as good as one person.

64st floor Kamui

Because the most important opponent of the old bastard is wood, as long as the wood is there, the old bastard has no one else in his eyes, and the same is true of wood. The two of them are double arrows, very thick.

Men Er is pitiful, although he doesn't care about anything when he sees the old bastard, and just stares at the old bastard, but the old bastard basically doesn't like him, he is the one who gets hot.

69st floor Kamui

Because Men Er almost hurt the old bastard's younger brother once, the old bastard hated Men Er very much. The two of them would definitely not be able to communicate normally in private. If it weren't for the wood and mud in the middle, it would be normal for the two of them to fight.By the way, the door two can't beat the old bastard, the old bastard is [-]-[-] to Mu Mu, but Mu Mu is a rascal, and he often tickles the old bastard when he hits him, and then the two of them roll into a ball, really Indecent.

77st floor Kamui

It's not jealousy! ! ! !I was a man who slept in the same bed with the old bastard since I was a child, how could I be jealous of that potted plant! ! ! !

80st floor Kamui

The various appearances of the old bastard I have seen are definitely more than potted plants. If you want to be jealous, he is also jealous of me╭(╯^╰)╮

86st floor Kamui

Nothing.It’s just some private servers of the old bastard, although the old bastard basically only wears pajamas at home (^V^)

89st floor Kamui

Why do you always focus so strangely?How about helping me?No matter how you look at it, you are all gossiping, okay (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

93st floor Kamui

The way we get along?

Probably because they dislike each other... or something?

Anyway, if we see each other's bad luck, we will be very happy, and it's better to add insult to injury┑(￣Д￣)┍

99st floor Kamui

Tsk, stop talking, the old bastard is about to get off work, I have to pick him up, let's talk about it later.

111st floor Kamui

Oh shit!I'm furious!Doesn't he know how to pay attention to his image?

121st floor Kamui

You said that he is an old man who hangs shoulders with a married man in public. (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

127st floor Kamui

jealous?What vinegar?How could I be jealous?I don't like old bastards, what does it matter to me if he hooks up with others?If he wasn't my guardian, I wouldn't care if he was said to be born gay╭(╯^╰)╮

133st floor Kamui

I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight!I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight!I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight! ! ! ! ! ! !

Need me to post the love letter I wrote to the girl to prove it, you rubbish?

139st floor Kamui

Reply to the 137rd floor:

The old bastard is almost forty and doesn't have a girlfriend, and he doesn't have a good relationship with any woman on weekdays, and he is always inseparable from the wood, and his EQ is low. He is like a natural emotional insulator. He is said to be born gay It's also normal.

144st floor Kamui

To be honest, the old bastard's EQ is completely inversely proportional to his IQ. Sometimes I feel that those girls' expressions are very straightforward, and I almost push him to the bed. He can still treat people as Ordinary colleagues, it's just too scary [horrified face]

For me... well, I haven't met such a girl yet_(:зゝ∠)_

148st floor Kamui

Reply to the 146rd floor:

Impossible, the old bastard is definitely not impotent, I saw him masturbate himself! ! ! !

159st floor Kamui

No peeping! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

It’s him who masturbates and doesn’t close the door, I saw it as soon as I pushed the door, okay, it’s none of my business if he doesn’t close the door (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

162 Kamui

Although I quickly closed the door for him, I have noticed that his job is not as big as mine【Proud】

166st floor Kamui

Do you feel it?His legs are quite white, um, long and white, and quite strong. When he met a little hooligan in the alley, he kicked the man and broke his bones.

172st floor Kamui

Reply to the 169rd floor:

Of course, the old bastard has quite a high level of force, the kind of one-on-one fight against a group without panting. At the beginning, I was worried that I would be bullied by bad boys in school, so he specially suppressed me to learn. During that time, he beat me badly. Swollen nose and face every day

177st floor Kamui

Reply to the 173rd floor:

me?My force value is also the kind that can single out a group, but I can't beat the old bastard.Tsk, he's almost forty, yet he's still so strong, it's simply unscientific, what about bone hyperplasia, what about protruding lumbar disc

184st floor Kamui

Reply to the 180rd floor:

Hehe, is there any benefit for me ass?If you are interested, you can make an appointment with me for a one-on-one match, and I will accompany you at any time.

Reply to the 183rd floor:

age?Didn't I say it before?

188st floor Kamui

I'm 24 this year, the old bastard is ten years older than me, and I'm 34 this year

190st floor Kamui

How am I talking nonsense? 34 is almost forty, he is already an old man!

193st floor Kamui

I go!Can this still be rounded?You won_(:зゝ∠)_

196st floor Kamui

Are you serious about saying that the older a man is, the more attractive he is?I don't believe that you can still become crazy about the 100-year-old grandfather, not every man is Andy Lau, okay?

200st floor Kamui

But the old bastard is indeed the kind of man who gets better and better with age. They researched a secret ranking - the sexiest man list, and the old bastard won the first place with twice the number of votes of No.2

205st floor Kamui

Photo?It's not impossible, but I have to type a code.

211st floor Kamui

【image】

Okay, how about it, the old bastard is in good shape, right? 【Proud】

217st floor Kamui

Of course I’m proud. I fed him little by little to grow so well. You guys don’t know how troublesome the old bastard is. He often touches my bedside in the middle of the night and tells me he wants to eat. Bean curd sushi or pork elbow, do you know how scary it feels when a pair of cold hands touch your neck while you are sleeping soundly?Do you know the sad feeling of running to another city at twelve o'clock in the winter night just because he wanted to drink the milk tea there and was almost caught by the police as a criminal?

Damn, if I talk too much, I will cry.

222st floor Kamui

He is my guardian!If I am not nice to him, who else can I be nice to?To you gossip-loving trash? 【Indifference.JPG】

233st floor Kamui

impossible!I like girls! ! !How could I like an old bastard in his late forties who has a bad temper and often laughs at me, Xian Er, who just orders me to do this and that? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Absolutely impossible! ! ! ! ! ! !

247st floor Kamui

Maybe I just think of him as my father?What if I am Electra complex?Don't keep saying I'm GAY, help me analyze it... Oh yes, I've come to ask for help from the very beginning, you bunch of rubbish actually led me astray (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

259st floor Kamui

Fuck!Don't scare me!If I use this method, don't say I didn't get hard, if I do get hard, how can I look directly at the old bastard in the future! ! ! !

263st floor Kamui

Really?Then I will try it.

272st floor Kamui

No, I still can't do this kind of thing, masturbate to the old bastard or something, even if it's a photo, he's my guardian! ! ! !

288st floor Kamui

Even if I am an adult now, it can't change the fact that he is my guardian, okay?

293st floor Kamui

屮!Never mind, I'll try it, wish me luck.

300st floor Kamui

Thanks everyone, I'm with the old bastard.

☆, when young

That was what happened when Konoha was first established.

At that time the village did not have a name, Senju and Uchiha were still in the running-in period, Hashirama and Madara were as busy as spinning tops every day, but even they had to use the shadow part/body and wood part/body together , the piles of documents still show no signs of decreasing, and they are gradually increasing with the arrival of Feijian. If it weren't for Feijian, it would be pitch black at the moment, and the two of Zhuban can't guarantee that they won't push him to the ground Beat up.

Because the village has just been built, many facilities are not perfect, the office is a place like Hashirama, which is a big room built with a wooden house, and the high-level executives of Senju and Uchiha are crowded here. The room was noisy in the first few days, but After a month, the whole room was as quiet as a mortuary except for the rustle of writing, and from time to time there were a few tired and slumped on the ground.

The door opened, and Momoka from Senju's family and Fire Core from Uchiha came in. They both held a stack of documents in their hands. The thickness made people in the office faint after seeing it.

There was a bang when the document was placed on the table, and Taohua said to Humanity who was curled up under the desk: "These documents need to be approved by you as soon as possible, Madara-sama."

Oh, I forgot to mention, in order to promote the emotional exchange between Senju and Uchiha, Momoka and Fire Core exchanged positions and became assistants to the head of the family respectively.

The two clans became friends, starting from the deputy.

As soon as Taohua finished speaking, a trembling hand was stretched out, and then Madara's weak voice came, "I'd rather die on the battlefield than on the desk."

"Master Madara was joking, you can fight for at least another 500 years."

"..."

Madara finally crawled out from under the table. He is in a very bad condition now, his hair is wilting, and there are two huge dark circles on his handsome face. The originally cute lying silkworm will turn into bags under his eyes. Yes, he looked at Taohua sadly, and then Taohua returned him a charming smile.

It was another month, and Madara finally couldn't take it anymore.

He is going on vacation! ! ! !

Even in the years when the war was the worst, he didn't go without rest for two consecutive months like now. He was fed up with the days when he had to approve documents while eating and going to the bathroom! ! !

Anyway, there is nothing important in the village now, and those trivial matters can be handed over to others, not to mention that there is Zhujian sitting in charge, and the village will not be over without him.

In short, no one can stop him from taking a rest now! ! ! !He wants to live and die with his bed! ! !

Packing up her things, Madara was going to sneak away before Taohua and Tobima came in holding the documents, but unexpectedly, Hashirama found out and seemed to want to stop him.

Senju Bashirama, I didn't expect you to be such a Senju Bashirama! ! !

Hashirama is also suffering.

Although he has wanted to build a village where Senju and Uchiha coexist peacefully since he was a child, it doesn't mean that he is willing to spend his precious sleep time for it. I can bear it, but what is going on for two consecutive months (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Now he only has 2 hours of rest every day. The first thing he does when he opens his eyes every day is to grab a pen and prepare to sign. When you feel dizzy, look up at your little friend, replenish your magic power, and continue anal.

But what did he see now?

His only comfort is actually going to run away? !His little friend who never ran away actually wanted to run away? ! !And most importantly, why didn't you take him with you? ! ! !Can you still be a happy partner?

Stop him!He must be stopped! !

Holding such a belief, Hashirama, who had been tortured so weakly by the official duties, showed amazing explosive power, and chased after Madara who had just turned out of the window.

After finally finding a chance to escape, will Madara let him hinder him?

of course not!

The moment Hashirama stood up, Madara speeded up, and because of the speed, everywhere passing by was filled with billows of dust, blurring the face of Hashirama who was chasing after him.

The little brother who was in charge of guarding the gate of Uchiha only felt a blur in front of his eyes, a black shadow flashed by, and before he could see who it was, another black shadow flashed by.

The little brother blinked, and it took a while to realize that he had let two unknown elements break into the clan's place, so he called a few people around him and chased him in.

Madara has already run into Uchiha's clan at this moment, found his own house and rushed in, slammed the door, and then heard a thud, it was Hashirama who was chasing behind hit the door superior.Madara quickly inserted the door from the inside, and then leaned against the door to block Hashirama from entering.

Hashirama slammed the door outside, but Madara just refused to open the door. In desperation, Hashirama had no choice but to move with emotion and reason, and cried to him how crazy he was to run away and leave him alone. At least you have to run with him, right?

If in the past, as long as Hashirama cried and fell down, Madara would soften his heart, but now he has been tortured by the document until he vomited blood, and if Hashirama also ran away, they would definitely go crazy, and then they would get involved Together, he was taken back and slipped back to face the overwhelming official documents.Thinking of this, Madara closed her eyes, became ruthless, and didn't open the door for Hashirama.

Seeing that it was useless to pretend to cry and cheat, Hashirama also became tough.

"Madara! Open the door!!!"

"not open!!!"

"Can't you open it?"

"not open!!!"

"You really don't want to open?"

"If it doesn't open, it won't open!!!"

Hashirama took a breath, "Well, you forced me to do this."

"Huh?" Madara was taken aback.

Hashirama took a deep breath, then shouted in a voice that could be heard throughout the village:

——Scattered! ! ! !

————You can’t leave a child without a mother! ! ! !

what the fuck! ! !

Whether it was Madara who was inside the door or the Uchihas chasing after him, they were all stunned by Hashirama's roar.

Madara doesn't remember how that day ended, anyway, since then, the two people who were originally ranked first in the most wanted to marry list have never received any admiring eyes from any female creature. For group of pillar spot fan club, it was born.

By the way, the pure man, who was originally the most unpopular among women in the village, suddenly became popular, and everywhere he went, he could get a bunch of adoring little eyes.

As for the reason

The proprietress who opened the dumpling shop held her four-year-old son and pointed to Feijian and said, "See, this is Mr. Feijian who developed the man-boy technique. If you find a male wife in the future, remember to ask Mr. Feijian." help, you know?"

To buy the dumplings: "..."

☆、Uchiha Madara's use and maintenance manual

Uchiha Madara Use and Maintenance Manual

*****congratulations*****

You already have the enviable possession of Uchiha Madara, the number one (lord) color(s) in the Naruto world.

Please follow the tips in this manual to use, your Uchiha Madara will bring you an unparalleled high-quality life!

*****Body Introduction*****

Name: Uchiha Madara (Uchiha Madara)

Birthday: December 12 (Capricorn)

Age: unknown

Sex: Male

Height 179.0cm

Weight: XNUM X kg

Uchiha Madara's versions are:

Madara Uchiha (Youth Edition)

Uchiha Madara (Youth Edition)

Uchiha Madara (old version)

Note:

Madara Uchiha (younger) is set for his younger brother, naive, fried hair, and easy to be deceived.

Uchiha Madara (youth) is set for the younger brother, naive, fried hair, easy to be deceived, etc.

Uchiha Madara (old age) is set for younger brother, naive, queen, easy to be deceived, etc.

*******Accessories*******

After you receive the package, please check carefully whether the following accessories are complete. If there is any damage or missing, you can go to the company for replacement with □□.

Original accessories:

1. Uchiha costume (juvenile)*1

2. Uchiha costume (youth)*1

3. Uchiha costume (elderly)*1

4. Ninja shoes*1

5. Uchiha fan *1

6. Sickle*1

7. Black gloves*1

8. Muye village ninja forehead protection*1

******operate******

Your Uchiha Madara interface is normal, efficient, and voice-activated.

Please give instructions clearly in Japanese.

Remember, your Uchiha Madara is not just a beauty ornament, he has 100 uses indoors and outdoors.

For example:

Work needs: Your Uchiha Madara will be able to kill your boss, colleagues, competitors and other existences that hinder your promotion, but for your property, we do not recommend you to ask him frequently, after all, the cost of hiring him once It will probably allow you to buy a house on the second ring road in Beijing.

Leisure and entertainment: Your Uchiha Madara has many skills, such as killing, setting fire, opening Gundam, etc., but for your safety, we do not recommend you to participate in his activities, and please do your best to entertain in your Uchiha Madara Finally, the police uncle will come to the door to prepare.

*****version compatible*****

It has average compatibility with most of Naruto's bodies, and poor compatibility with bodies such as Senju Feima, but has good compatibility with Uchiha Izuna, Senjujuma, and Uchiha Obito.

*****Faults and Maintenance*****

The body has a powerful self-healing function. If there is a serious failure, please contact the company for maintenance. However, if it is your malicious damage, the company will not bear any responsibility.

*****common problem*****

Q: Can I change Madara's hairstyle?

A: Although a different hairstyle is also great, but at Christmas time, your Uchiha Madara Christmas tree hairstyle will save you a lot of money.

Q: Can I replace my Madara Uchiha with a maid (☆▽☆)?

A: This is a very, very, very dangerous activity. We strongly recommend that you perform this kind of death-seeking behavior when your Uchiha Madara is powered off, and please be sure to change into the original costume before charging. , the company is not responsible for all the consequences of this courting behavior.

Q: What if I want to see my Uchiha Madara take the initiative to change into a maid outfit?

A: ... We suggest that you can buy another Uchiha Izuna. When facing Uchiha Izuna [Hope no eyes], your Uchiha Madara will not refuse any request.

Q: Can I buy Uchiha Madara in large quantities to realize the bright future of my NP?

A: Yes, if you don't mind being in heaven in the next second.

Q: My Uchiha Madara seems to be in a bad mood, even the bean curd sushi can't make him happy, what should I do?

A: You can take your Uchiha Madara to the neighbor's house who owns Uchiha Izumi or Senjujuma, believe me, he will recover soon.

Q: Some bitch planted strawberries on my Madara Uchiha’s neck, but no matter how I ask him, he won’t tell me who did it. I’m so angry, I don’t want to keep smiling at all (╯‵ ′ )╯︵┻━┻

A: There is only one truth, and the [prisoner] is Senju Hashirama!

Q: A man with a mop head and a cockroach beard keeps wandering around my house, can I hit him?

A: Now that he has appeared around your Uchiha Madara, you can marry your daughter (?) with peace of mind, not to mention, you are not Senjujuma's opponent.

Q: Can I ask Uchiha Madara to be my math tutor?

A: Your Madara Uchiha is better at biology than math.

Q: My Uchiha Madara ran away with a wild man, what should I do QAQ

A: Buy another one, we can give you a [-]% discount O(∩_∩)O

Q: I bought Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Izumi at the same time as I bought Uchiha Madara. Now every day when I open my eyes, I see my Madara is hugging left and right like a queen, and the dog’s eyes are going to be blind (_ )

A: Go buy a pair of sunglasses or find a friend, the kind from Naruto and Sasuke ()

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☆, The Ordinary Road (Encouraging Things)

For several months, Hashirama didn't come over again. If it wasn't for the small gifts sent by Konoha every few days, Sasuke would have wondered if Hashirama was after Madara.

Holding the bouquet of red roses he just received this morning, Sasuke couldn't help curling his lips, "I thought the God of Ninja would not use such a clichéd method to chase people."

"Why don't you say it's clichéd when you act like this in TV dramas?" Obito rolled his eyes and couldn't help complaining, "Although this method is clichéd, it's not useless." As he said, he walked towards the backyard. Fang Fang glanced, "Isn't the old bastard really useful?"

Unlike Sasuke's sneering, Madara obviously liked the flowers and plants that were sent over. He tidied up the yard, planted these flowers and plants, and took care of them every day. However, within a few months, the originally somewhat bare The backyard becomes alive.

Sasuke looked at the man who was tending flowers and plants in the backyard, and pursed his lips, because he really couldn't connect the man in front of him who was living like an old man with the Uchiha Madara who was living every day. Suitable for the kind of people who wield knives and guns, this kind of lifestyle of retired veteran cadres...

"It doesn't suit him at all," Sasuke said.

"what?"

"Hey, Obito." Sasuke turned his head and asked him, "How do you feel about Madara now?"

"Huh?" Obito was a little dazed by the question, and it took him a while to understand what he meant, "By Madara, isn't life going well now?"

There are gay friends who follow him to clean up the mess, there are juniors who let him play around, there are men who can call him around, and there are women who can have sex together. They eat and sleep every day, and they can catch two tailed beasts as pets from time to time.