start a prairie fire

17,

Since moving into the new Uchiha mansion, Obito's hard life has begun.

As I said before, Obito Uchiha can’t be excited. When he is excited, he tends to think wildly. When he thinks wildly, his brain will get knotted. Once the brain is knotted, there is nothing to say.

Back then, Madara gave him the Eye of the Moon when his mind was in knots, and now, Sasuke is going to give him the Amway "It's good to get out of the order, and it's safe to have a child."

"Look, you are over 30, if you don't find someone to marry, do you want to be a bachelor for the rest of your life?"

"You like Lin? Do you want me to reincarnate Orochimaru Dirty Earth?"

"You don't want Lin, and you don't want to find someone else. Are you planning to fuck yourself for the rest of your life?"

"Me? I'm underage."

"Don't tell me you actually like Kakashi."

"Then you don't want to stay with Kakashi all day long. If someone thinks you're gay, how can you marry a wife?"

"How can you have children if you can't marry a wife?"

"How to revive Uchiha without having children?"

"Or, in fact, the atonement you're talking about belongs to me?"

Having said that, Sasuke's eyes instantly became sharp.

"Say! Why don't you want to get married and have children!"

Obito covered his head and knelt in front of him, as if he had been hit by Tianshan Child Elder's Life and Death Talisman.The eyes of the watching Naruto were full of distress.Let Sasuke continue to force him like this, will Uncle Obito become a monk in a fit of anger in the end?Thinking of this, Naruto hurriedly grabbed Sasuke who was about to run away.

"What are you doing?" Sasuke asked, turning his head and staring.

"...No, I didn't do anything." Naruto was taken aback by Sasuke's angry look. No matter how hard they beat him, he had never seen Sasuke's expression, so he forgot what he was going to say in an instant. Fortunately, Our prince has the halo of the protagonist, so he had an idea, pointed to the clock hanging on the wall, and said, "I want to remind you that "Overbearing×Shadow Falls in Love with Me" is about to start."

Obviously, the attraction of Obito is not as great as that of the TV series. After Sasuke checked his watch and confirmed that the TV series was indeed about to start, he left the hard-pressed Obito to follow the series.

Thanks to HYTV, TV, and His Royal Highness.Obito said with teary eyes.

Naruto patted Obito on the shoulder and comforted him: "Be patient, Sasuke will stop staring at you when Uncle Madara comes back."

"Yeah." Brother Tu nodded like a little daughter-in-law.

18,

I don't know if Madara sensed something, Obito and Hashirama have been here for several days, but he hasn't come back.Fortunately, the room is big, and it is no problem to accommodate two more people, so I stayed there.

Orochimaru and the others didn't leave either. It is said that it is rare to get close to the God of Ninja, so they should hug their thighs more and rub their hearts.What's more, although Hashirama is not as good as Madara in terms of cooking skills, he is also much better than this group of scumbags, so the mansion has returned to a bustling state.

It was already seven days later when Madara came back.

It's still night.

At that time, Orochimaru and Yakushidou and the others were sitting on the floor playing cards, Naruto and Sasuke and the others were huddled on the sofa to catch up with the drama, and it was "Overbearing × Shadow Falls in Love with Me", now It has reached the climax. When Madara came in, the male protagonist was looking for the female protagonist with flowers, and the female protagonist was exchanging heart and soul with the second male protagonist.

"You're back." Seeing Madara's return, Hashirama dropped the game, walked forward, and greeted Madara.

Madara held the door with one hand, lowered her head, her long hair covered her face, a bit like a ghost.He raised his head when he heard someone calling him.He seemed to drink a little too much, his face was red, and his eyes seemed to be covered with fog. He blinked, and it took a while to recognize who the person in front of him was. , but shouldn't that person be in Konoha?

He tilted his head and called out suspiciously, "Hashirama?"

Hashirama didn't speak, and stretched out his hand to wipe the corner of Madara's mouth.That's a lip print.His strength was a bit strong, Madara couldn't help but tilted his head, and then his chin was pinched by Hashirama, and he turned around forcefully.Madara suddenly feels aggrieved.

Hashirama looked Madara carefully, then frowned.

Madara was wearing a black yukata, loose and loose, with obvious hickey marks on the exposed neck and collarbone. It was obvious that this person had just come out of Wenrou Township, and there was a choking smell of powder and alcohol.

At this time, Shuiyue, who had been concentrating on watching TV dramas, suddenly slapped her thigh, "Let me just say, the male lead really saw the female lead hooking up everywhere outside. This kind of bloody plot is necessary." Slap on the head, "Shut up if you don't want to die!" He said and secretly glanced at the two people standing at the door.The others also seemed to be concentrating on playing cards and watching TV, but their ears were stretched out to pay attention to the movement at the door.

Hashirama ignored them, and pulled the dazed Madara to sit on the sofa beside him, without saying anything, took out his handkerchief and wiped off the rouge on the man's face and neck.It's just that the hickey marks can't be wiped off, and Zhu Jian could only press his lips tightly, looking at the redness with a complicated expression, and then wiped those marks away with medical ninjutsu.

The pharmacist pushed his glasses and said: As expected of the ancestor of medical ninja, this is the first time I know that medical ninjutsu can be used like this.This point should be recorded in a small notebook.

"Don't go to that kind of place again in the future." Hashirama put back the handkerchief and smoothed his messy hair again, saying.

"?" Madara, who hadn't sobered up yet, looked blank.

"If you want to do it, you can find me." Hashirama looked into Madara's eyes and said seriously.

Madara: "Huh?"

Before Madara could react, he heard a few bangs, and saw Sasuke and Naruto fell off the sofa, looking at them in horror.

"I knew they had an unusual relationship." Orochimaru laughed sinisterly.

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" the brain of the simple dumb rabbit has already crashed.

"It turns out that Uncle Hashirama likes Uncle Madara?" Naruto reacted quickly, and at least he was the person who wrote a ghostwriting for Jiraai who also wrote Intimate Heaven. After being shocked, he instantly understood why Hashirama mentioned Madara to him every time. It will be that kind of expression when it is time, and the feelings are because of people.

Naruto rubbed his chin, remembering how hard he had worked so hard to rehabilitate Uchiha some time ago, and how Hashirama rushed to the front to argue with the advisory group, he couldn't help being happy.The group of people in Konoha thought that Lord Hokage was doing it for his justice and his best friend, but in fact, he was doing it to gain his favorability.Of course, this is not to say that Zhujian is only for chasing people, but it is absolutely impossible to say that there is no selfishness in it.

He poked Sasuke who was stunned by the side, and said in a low voice, "If Uncle Tomona and Granny Tsunade found out, what expressions would they have?"

Sasuke imagined for a moment, Senju Tomona and Senju Tsunade were gearing up to fight while shouting "Fox spirits take their lives" while motivating the five major nations to work together to destroy the monster Uchiha Madara, and then, "..."

19,

If you want to talk about Uchiha Madara, he is actually quite big-hearted.

After all, after facing his best friend with a knife in the back, he can still confide in the other party, and even Uchiha Madara, who has been black all his life, doesn't believe it.This is the only place I admire Madara.Nine Lamas said.

But now, this big-hearted Uchiha Madara has encountered a troublesome thing.

No, no, it's not that he went shopping in Flower Street and was known by the younger generation.

No, no, it's not that he was discovered by his best friend after visiting Flower Street.

Instead, his opponent in this life, the only best friend, confessed to him.At that time, he was so drunk that he didn't distinguish between east, west, north and south, and woke him up with a fright.

If it was someone else, Mr. Madara would still politely refuse, but this person is none other than his best friend, Senshou Zhuma.Mr. Madara is very complicated now.

To sum it up - I treat you like a brother, but you actually want to fuck me?

It just couldn't be better.

"What's the big deal, just refuse it?" Sasuke, who was brought in as a staff officer, rolled his eyes.Although he was also quite frightened yesterday, at least Hashirama took care of them, the juniors, and dragged Madara back to the room to talk.

"I refused, but Hashirama said he would not give up." Madara raised his forehead, he refused to recall what Hashirama said yesterday.That was just horrific.

"Then promise." Obito shrugged, "Anyway, you are both immortal, so you just make a good pair, so you don't have to harm others."

Regarding Obito's soliciting behavior, Mr. Madara just slapped him, "We haven't talked about the extermination of the clan yet."

So Obito faltered instantly.

When Madara said that, Sasuke suddenly remembered a very important thing, he looked at Madara seriously, "I'll ask you a question."

"Say." Madara still loves this junior who looks like Quanna.

"Do you like men or women?"

"Huh?" Madara was taken aback, "Of course it's... a woman." No matter how unrestrained Madara is, he would be a little embarrassed to discuss his sexuality with his juniors so harshly, and he just had sex with Yoshiwara's oiran The sheets were removed several times.

"Since you like women, you can tell Senjujuma directly that you like women, and that you want to carry on the family line for Uchiha, and then let him give up."

"Then what if Senshou Bashirama doesn't give up?" Obito leaned over and asked.

"Then let him find Orochimaru to change his sex." Sasuke was very straightforward, "In this way, not only can he be with Madara, but Madara can also carry on the family for Uchiha, killing two birds with one stone, no, killing three birds with one stone, after all, there are still Immortal body, the child born to the two of you may have reincarnation eyes, ah, born with reincarnation eyes, and immortal body, how many more of you, pass on both immortal eyes and immortal body, so that my Uchiha revival is just around the corner... "

Seeing Sasuke who was talking more and more excited, Madara and Obito looked at each other, and then slipped away quietly.

After confirming that Sasuke couldn't feel their breath, the two stopped. Madara touched the cold sweat on his forehead and asked, "What's wrong with Sasuke? Why is it suddenly..." So scary?

Obito looked at him with tears in his eyes, "He has been like this for the past two days, thinking about children like crazy. He also forced me to go on a blind date and have a baby, eh..."

Madara looked Obito up and down, well, although half of his face was disfigured, but the other side still had Uchiha's handsome face, coupled with a perfect figure and strong strength, it was still very easy to find a wife.So Madara said: "Sasuke is right, you are not young, it is really time to find a wife."

Obito, who was crying to the old ancestor about how much the little ancestor was too much, froze, "Then why don't you find a wife and have children?"

Madara clasped her hands on her chest, "I'm not a pedophile."

That's right, no matter how young Master Ban looks now, it can't hide the fact that he is already a hundred years old.

"..." Obito choked for a moment, then took out a mask from the Kamui space and put it on, the virtuous value rose to full value in an instant, "Then you were having sex with that little loli a few days ago."

"..."

That's right, in terms of age, the oiran who had sex with Mrs. Madara could indeed be called a little loli. In fact, it would be fine to call her a fertilized egg.

Madara was silent for a while, then said slowly: "That woman is of my age."

"What?" Obito was taken aback.

"Isn't there a cultist in the Akatsuki organization you got earlier?" Seeing Obito nodding, Madara continued, "It's said to be an evil god, but it's just a chakra who uses ninjutsu to capture others to save his own life." She’s just a scumbag, she’s now the oiran of Yoshihara, and in terms of age, she’s two or three years older than me.”

Seeing Obito staring at him blankly, Madara couldn't help laughing, "Don't think that you are a lolicon, just think that everyone in the world is a lolicon, Xianji." After that, pat Obito shoulders left,

After a while, Obito roared angrily: "I'm not a lolicon——!!!!!!"

20,

Being confessed by his best friend, this is indeed a bit ruinous for Uchiha Madara, but fortunately, Madara has a stronger tolerance, and after two or three days of entanglement, he completely let go.Anyway, he doesn't like Zhujian, so he made it clear to Zhujian that if Zhujian wants to continue chasing him, he can continue chasing him, and it will save trouble if he doesn't chase him.Isn't it just that someone confessed, Mr. Madara, who has lived for more than a hundred years, has never seen any battle.

With such a mentality in mind, Master Madara took his great-grandson Sasuke out for a sparring session, and brought a cat with him when he came back.

Obito looked at the black fur ball and asked, "What is this?"

"This is a cat, can't you see it?" Sasuke didn't lift his eyelids, and gently scratched the cat's neck with his fingers. The cat purred in satisfaction, and his eyes narrowed comfortably.

"Of course I know it's a cat! I'm asking you where you got it!!!" Obito went crazy.

"I picked it up on the road." Madara replied, "a stray cat." Then he stretched out his hand and pinched the cat's ears, Madara said, "Give it a name."

Sasuke tilted his head and thought for a while, then said, "Let's call it a cat."

spot:"……"

Obito: "..."

Let's talk about Sasuke, a genius is a genius, but he obviously has no talent in naming, and he has always been lazy, such as "Snake" and "Eagle" back then.

"...Why don't you call it a dog?" Madara complained.

The two stared at each other for a while, and finally Sasuke made a decision, "Then call him Obito."

Where is the logic?

Madara wanted to complain but didn't know how to complain, so he acquiesced.

Mr. Obito, who was on the sidelines, said that he was like Parker of Kakashi's house.

"One of you, Xian Shi, and Xian Qi, you know how to bully me, Xian Er!" He pointed at his grandparents and complained.

"Who made you worth two!" ×2

Yes, who made him Obito Uchiha to be a Kenji in an era when Kenju walked around all over the place?

Brother Tu clutched his chest, tearfully silent.

Naruto couldn't stand it anymore, walked over and patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him: "Don't be sad, Obito-san, you're still a virtuous man wearing a mask."

Triumph!You fucker!

Since the name of the kitten was determined to be Obito, the Uchiha mansion could hear "Obito, I brought you a mouse, eat it quickly." "Obito, cockroaches can't be eaten, spit it out. "Waiting is full of malicious love.

There is simply no love left! ! !

But Madara and Sasuke are also interesting. During the day, one likes to tease the cat more than the other, but at night, no one wants to let the cat sleep with him.

"It sheds hair." Madara refused.

"It's not vaccinated." Sasuke frowned.

"Then just make a small nest for it." What a big deal.Obito rolled his eyes, expressing that this was the most boring thing that ever happened to him.

"It won't let go." Sasuke shook his hands, the cat was biting his sleeve and refused to let go, and the spotted clothes were hooked on its two hind feet, the whole cat was lying horizontally in mid-air.

"You saw it first, so Obito slept with you," Madara said.

Is Sasuke such a person who is willing to compromise so easily?Obviously not, "You agreed to bring it back, Obito should sleep with you."

Naruto, who was on the sidelines, raised his hand: "Hey, shouldn't Obito sleep with Kakashi-sensei?"

The Uchiha ancestors turned their heads to look at him, Sao Nian, what you said makes sense.

So far, Uchiha Obito has officially changed its name to Hatake Obito, which is gratifying and congratulatory.

"Congratulations to your sister!" Obito lifted the table, "Who the hell wants to sleep with that trash Kakashi!"

In the end, the two of them slept together.

Brother Tu said that he would never talk to these two annoying ancestors again╭(╯^╰)╮

21,

After talking about Master Ban, let's take a look at Emperor Zhu.

Because Konoha is still in the recovery period after the war, it is impossible for Hashirama to stay in Tanokuni for too long. On the third day after confessing to Madara, Hashirama is in Uchiha, former best friend, and current The sweetheart, Madara, kissed hard on the forehead, and then oiled her cool feet, leaving Madara alone to accept the subtle gazes from the gossip headed by Naruto.

It stands to reason that anyone who is rejected after confessing to his sweetheart will be sad for a while, especially our ninja god who always likes to be depressed at every turn, but this time, instead of having depression episodes, Hashirama is very energetic, and the two His eyes are shining brightly, and his efficiency has doubled even when handling official duties.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi approached his teacher quietly, and whispered, "Did Hashirama-sama get some kind of stimulation?"

Tobima raised his head from the official documents taller than one person, glanced at his elder brother, and then sneered: "It's just an old problem, don't pay attention to him."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi, who failed to get the gossip, curled his lips in disappointment, and continued to bury himself in the official document.

After all, the current ninja world only seems to be calm on the surface. They still have a lot of things to deal with. It's fine to gossip occasionally after work. The most important thing is to stabilize the alliance of the five major countries.

In fact, anyone with a discerning eye knows that if it weren't for the great god Hashirama who sits inside and the external pressure of Uchiha Madara, the murderous god, it is not impossible for the alliance to disperse at any time.What they have to do is to bundle the interests of large and small countries together as much as possible, so that the alliance can continue to be stable even if it loses these two men.

Even if Senshou Zhujian is willing to believe that people can talk to each other, when dealing with the relationship between countries, there is nothing more stable than the relationship of interests.

He used to be too naive and too anxious, but now, he still maintains the original naivety, but he is more mature, more patient, and most importantly, that person is willing to work hard with him.

The time of 50 years has not drawn an insurmountable gap between them, on the contrary, they are one step closer to each other.

They have the same dream and the same obsession, and now, they are standing together again, they can hold each other when they reach out, and they can hug each other when they raise their hands.

As long as Senju Bashima and Uchiha Madara are together, there is nothing that cannot be done.He has always believed so firmly.

Always.

never has been.

They were meant to be together.

They should be together.

No one can be more suitable for each other than they are.

Nobody can.

They had missed each other for so long that he almost forgot the heartbeat.

But it doesn't matter, they stole another life, there is still time between them, although Madara hasn't agreed to him yet, but it's only a matter of time, anyway, what he wants from Senshou Zhujian, he will definitely get it.

Hashirama curled the corner of his mouth.You can't escape, Madara.

"Ah!" Madara, who was teasing the cat, sneezed violently, scaring the kitten into Sasuke's arms.

"Cold?" Sasuke asked with concern, handing over the handkerchief.

Madara sniffed, shook his head and said, "Impossible."

Sasuke glanced at him suspiciously, and silently wrote it down in his heart. He planned to have Orochimaru and Yakushito give Madara a full-body examination later. After all, the body is the capital of the revolution. If the Uchiha is to be revived, Madara is an indispensable battle. ♂ force.By the way, he hasn't given up on letting Madara and Zhujian have more children. After all, as the reincarnation of Indra and Asura, if they combine, the chances of giving birth to Xiao Liudao are quite high.

"Seriously, do you really not feel anything about Senju Hashirama?" Sasuke leaned over and asked seriously.

"……No."

"What's with your suspicious pause?" Sasuke looked at him suspiciously.

Ban Xin rubbed her forehead tiredly, "No, he and I are just friends and rivals."

"Don't you know that all friends now are equal to lovers?" How dare you say that you have no feelings for him.stare.

"...Where did you get that weird thing from?"

"That's how "Overbearing×Shadow Falls in Love with Me" is played like this." Sasuke explained, "The yellow hair in it has been chasing the heroine and calling us friends, and in the end, didn't he just shout and call the two of us to have sex? , so what's wrong with me saying that friends are equal to lovers?"

Madara: "...you should watch less TV series in the future."

Madara, who felt that the generation gap between the two was too big, completely gave up explaining to Sasuke, patted his numb legs, and Madara was going to wash and sleep.

Just when Madara took the bath towel and opened the bathroom door, he heard Sasuke's voice from behind, "Even if it's not for Uchiha, I hope you can think about it, after all, Senjujuma is really good to you, Isn't it?"

Ben paused, but said nothing.

Seeing the closed bathroom door, Sasuke sighed.When he lowered his head, he happened to meet the confused cat. The teenager nodded the cat's pink nose and said, "What a worrying ancestor, isn't it?"

"Meow~" the kitten meowed in agreement.

Sasuke Kazuki, "You think so too, right?"

"Meow meow~"

"Since you think so too, why don't we give them a push." ​​Sasuke lifted the cat up, "Just in October, there will be a festival in Tanokuni. At that time, call Senju Hashirama, I believe he should know what to do made."

"Meow meow meow~"

"Yosie! It's decided!"

So, Uchiha Sasuke was so happy to prepare to cheat his ancestors.