To play is to win!

Guan Hong often wanted to pry open Zhang Si's mind to see what he was thinking.

"What firewood?"

"It's just...you know."

"I don't understand." Guan Hong resolutely refused to drop to the same IQ level as him, "Can you explain your intentions straightforwardly?"

Zhang Si's eyes were full of hints, but the one beside him was not his accomplice who had a good heart.

Seeing his hesitation, Guan Hong seemed to have something bad to say.

The stalemate between the two sides will eventually fail.

After a brief struggle and heroic sacrifice, Zhang Si asked, "I heard you want to be a father?"

"Hahaha." Guan Hong smiled undisguisedly, affirming, "Yes."

Zhang Si:? !

The captain's dismissal from the dog is confirmed!

And the captain's expression was very happy, and he didn't have the burden of being gay at all.

Sure enough, those who make big things don't care about small things.

Zhang Si couldn't help feeling ashamed of his fuss.

Being gay is indeed a trend, he is behind the world.

"Then I won't bother you, I wish you... a happy life."

"Hey!" Guan Hong grabbed him, "Come back."

Why are children nowadays becoming more and more mysterious, "Sit down for me, I will ask you to answer."

"Oh!"

It was the familiar interrogation session again, and Zhang Si sat upright.

Guan Hong kept smiling and asked, "What did Lele tell you?"

Say you guys are gay.

Zhang Si suddenly became less courageous, and said, "He said you want to be a father."

"Hahaha."

Guan Hong laughed again, but this time he concealed it a little.

"Hey, what else did he say?"

Zhang Si can't stand this group of guys who are in love.

Am I passing the microphone? The single dog rolled his eyes angrily, "That's enough, Captain, I wish you all the best, so don't show your affection to the point where I'm anti-gay!"

Guan Hong didn't react, and couldn't keep up with Zhang Si's jumping brain circuit again, "Huh?"

"You are in love with Su Wenle, and I can only bless you with sadness and a little envy."

Guan Hong finally understood.

It turned out that this guy beat around the bush and wanted to say this.

The old father showed a benevolent smile, looking at Zhang Si so much that his sons and daughters were everywhere.

"Talk, love, love?" Guan Hong paused every word, and sure enough, he still wanted to pry Zhang Si's mind, "Why didn't I know that being a father and falling in love are necessarily related."

The more kind Guan Hong is, the more frightened Zhang Si is.

Behind this familiar smile often means that Guan Hong will hold grudges at any time.

Zhang Si mourned for three seconds for having such a stingy captain, and said, "If you don't fall in love, you're going to be a father, you're playing hooligans! Captain, I didn't expect you to hide your gay nature for many years, and finally exposed it in the United States, hmph."

If I tell a girl that I want to be a father, wow, Zhang Si will be so jealous that he will be out of shape.

"I think being a father is not the kind of father you think." Guan Hong was still explaining.

Zhang Si didn't listen, "Everyone is an adult, what are you hiding?"

Fortunately, the target is Su Wenle.

Although Su Wenle is cute and handsome and has a good personality, but cute girls with big dicks are not his type.

The more Zhang Si thought about it, the more excited he became, and even put his hand on Guan Hong's shoulder, and said quietly: "Captain, you have already discussed with Brother Le that you want to be a father, so can you promote me on Weibo? Look, I am two meters tall. Five, the golden bachelor, who is not yet a foundation, is a rare treasure."

Guan Hong looked at this treasure and said, "I am your father."

"Uh……"

"do you understand?"

Zhang Si instantly understood.

This is much easier to understand than "I'm going to buy an orange".

"You haven't trained hard all day, what are you thinking about in your head? It seems that the training intensity is not enough. Let's go back to practice more tonight."

Appeared, Guan Hong's best tactical threat.

Zhang Si struggled to death, and said: "Captain, you can't become angry because I exposed you. Our brother Le is cute and has a good temper. He usually eats a lot of balanced nutrition, and his face feels slippery. I don't know if he secretly applied it. Facial mask... Let’s go too far, Captain, don’t you want to tuck him in the bed to keep you warm in winter for such a big human body warmer? It’s better than a shiny egg that needs to shed hair, it’s pure natural and pollution-free, and won’t roll off Roll around and scratch you with paws, do whatever you are told, easy to use, easy to use, and can also chat with you."

Guan Hong looked at him like he was looking at a fool.

"You actually have such an idea about Lele."

A tone in which a silly father wants to drive away all external threats to his son.

"Let me give an example."

"What kind of messed up example, do you think Su Wenle sleeps honestly? You put a 1.8-meter person on the bed and try it. If you can't kick you to death in a dream, you have to cover the quilt separately. Otherwise, you might not be able to grab the quilt. his opponent."

These words contained a miserable life experience, but Zhang Si just thought, shit, why is the captain so naive.

"Everyone is sleeping on the bed, you just want to grab the quilt!"

"Take care of your brain, you are about to become wise." Guan Hong said, "Lele is really special in my heart, maybe because he is young and is a teammate."

"I'm also your biological teammate, and I'm the same age as Su Wenle!" Zhang Si was very unhappy with Guan Hong's sophistry, "I'm not special?!"

"You are very stupid."

"..."

Zhang Si refused to accept.

He said: "Your idea is not right, you are too partial to the captain. Look, if you have something to eat, you should first ask Le Ge for advice. If you have something good, you should think of Le Ge first. If you lose your temper with us, you are super gentle with Le Ge. Le Ge made a mistake. You are all comforting and consoling, but we would definitely be scolded... Oh my mother, in comparison, how can my life be so miserable. "

"..."

"Also, before the base ordered snacks, I said I wanted to eat durian, but you said it was too stinky to buy, and you also said that the base banned durian stinky tofu and a series of things you don't like, so I asked, if it is Brother Le wants to eat, Captain, will you just lift the ban on the overlord clause?"

"..."

"Isn't it, isn't it?"

"Hearing what you said, it seems to be..."

Zhang Si thought to himself, how long have I been with you, but I haven't gotten this kind of special treatment. The captain actually used "as if" to describe his obvious partiality.

He reached out and patted Guan Hong's shoulder with a meaningful expression on his face.

"Looking at the flowers in the fog and looking at the moon in the water, the authorities are obsessed and the bystanders are clear."

"……Simpler."

"Honghong, feel your conscience and say, have you ever thought about calling me Sisi?"

Guan Hong rolled his eyes bluntly, not hiding it at all.

"Femininity."

"Lele is not effeminate but lively and cute."

"Correct."

Guan Hong was decisive without hesitation.

"Honghong, haven't you noticed?" Zhang Sisheng felt sympathy for the captain, "You haven't realized that you take special care of Brother Le, you love him so much, you hold it in your palm for fear of falling, and you keep it in your mouth... I Go be so dirty! Forget it, wake up Captain, think about your unique love for Brother Le, this is called fatherly love, this is pervert."

"Are you looking for a fight?" Guan Hong stretched out his hand.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong." Zhang Si paid a terrible price for his perversion, and his thigh was so painful that he was pulled, "Handle softly, if I have trouble, where can you find me? A free man who knows angels."

Guan Hong saw him rubbing his thighs while making distorted faces, which was not cute at all.

But just thinking about it, if Su Wenle made this expression, he would definitely be cute.

That's not right, if it were Su Wenle, he would be reluctant to do it.

Rubbing the head at most, fierce and fierce.

He is gentler than teaching the flash egg back then.

why?

Because, Su Wenle is the Lele he recognizes.

Can't fault it at all.

"It's not a special love." Guan Hong was still arguing, pretending to be unwavering even if he lacked confidence in his heart, "Because he is my favorite...son."

Zhang Sisi asked him if he was guilty of saying this, and suddenly remembered Guan Hong's serious expression when he said "I am your father" to him.

He shuddered.

It's terrible, but fortunately it's not, otherwise the child would be autistic since childhood.

"All right." Zhang Si didn't dare to challenge the authority anymore.

He left his seat and was ready to escape, and said to Guan Hong quickly, "I'm going to buy some oranges, you stand here and don't move around—hehehe, you can't catch them!"

It doesn't matter whether he is gay or father and son.

slip away.