i have a date with leader jae

As we all know, cats are nocturnal animals.

Because of the nocturnal hunting genes passed down from their ancestors, they are usually very energetic at night.But this does not mean how happy Shuangye can become when she is caught off guard in her sleep and bears the attack of more than 100 catties of "love shells".

Seeing Shuangye curled up and turned over with nothing in sight, Zaimiao, who woke up, quickly knocked the cat away, and anxiously pressed the two meat pads on Shuangye's shoulders and shook, "Little Frost Leaf!! Are you alright?!"

Shuang Ye rubbed her chest, and it took her a long time to breathe, then stretched out her fingertips and pinched Zaimiao's soft and healing flesh pad to return blood, and said weakly: "I'm fine...it's okay, 'Dazai from Heaven' I’ve had plenty of experience dealing with situations.”

Beauty and cats should only be owned by the strong. Since the jumping off the building did not kill her at the beginning, the "cannonball of love" this time is of course a trivial matter to Shuangye, who was a scene person in her lifetime.

She is in good health and she can bear it.

Zai Miao didn't know that Shuangye, who had empty eyes, was brainwashing himself. He was so considerate of his wife that he crawled over to rub the place where she was hit just now, "Little Shuangye, it doesn't hurt..."

...Wait, this place is dangerous.

It was a bit embarrassing to say it, Shuang Ye hurriedly pressed the two cat paws on her chest, calmly said that she had been revived on the spot: "Okay! I can do it!"

If you touch it again, something terrible will happen!

Shuang Ye got up and lit the lamp, a dim yellow halo appeared on the head of the bed, softly illuminating half of the room.Maozai didn't seem to know what he had done wrong, and at the moment when the bright lights covered his eyes, he tilted his head excitedly.

I saw him pounced on Shuangye's side again, and under the premise of his master's frightened eyes, he stretched out his arms and wrapped her neck coquettishly and stuck to her.

"Wait, Azai..." Shuang Ye misunderstood subconsciously, forgetting to resist the usual intimate behavior at this moment.

But Maozai didn’t understand human language, and still buried his head intimately around her neck, and then stretched out his soft tongue to lick the slender collarbone under Frost Leaf’s neck, making the sound of wet and slippery water, Go deeper and deeper.

Shuang Ye's pupils trembled immediately: "Hiss..."

"Get out of here——" Zai Miao was so angry that his lungs cracked, he jumped up and gave this shameless guy a vigorous Meow Meow punch, which made Mao Zai scurry around: "Meow Meow Meow ——!!”

In the end, she still couldn't see the two cats beating the cat hair all over the bed, so Shuangye gathered the shoulder straps of her nightgown, carried one in each hand, and separated them.

"Since you can't sleep at night, then do something that adults should do."

Hearing what Shuangye said, Zaimiao, who was being held by the back of the neck, immediately stared at her eyes, and then seemed to think of something private, and held her heart shyly.

"Could it be, Xiao Shuangye, you finally can't help but take action on my little cat..." Zai Miao flicked his long tail left and right in midair, glanced at her intentionally, and then quickly shifted away, coquettishly In a low voice: "Okay~"

Shuangye: "...No, it shouldn't be you no matter what you think at a time like this."

Zai Miao: "Don't worry, although the size may be a little small, but I am the person who is most familiar with your body, Xiao Shuangye, and I will definitely let you..."

Shuang Ye covered his mouth: "Shut up! The speed is too fast!"

Not only the lights around, but even the air seemed to change color all of a sudden.

Later, Shuangye spoke directly with actions, trying to drain the cat Zai who was extremely energetic at night. At the beginning, Zaimiao did complain about this matter, but when he saw her way of extracting sperm, he shut up.

"... So this is what adults should do?" Zai Miao said in a trance tone.

And Shuangye admitted it quite calmly: "Making educational toys for 'demented children' to exercise their IQ, isn't that what an upright adult should do."

At the moment, she was holding a 'fishing rod' made of multiple clothes hangers, and tied a small plush toy with wool to fish in front of the cat, luring him to stretch out his paws and pounce around.If he flopped and flopped all night, it is estimated that no matter how much energy the cat had left, it would be exhausted and he would fall asleep peacefully.

Seeing that it was late, I didn't want Zai Miao to follow Shuang Ye, who stayed up all night, to carry him into his arms and lie down, comforting him to sleep: "Go to sleep, I'll wake you up when the time comes."

Generally speaking, cats need to sleep for 20 hours. After beating cats so many times, Zai Miao is too tired here. After rubbing his eyes, his little head can't help but stick to Shuangye, trying to absorb her body. Ann's temperature.

"What about you, little Shuangye..." Zai Miao's voice was already tired, and the ending was so sleepy that it twisted around.

"I'm not sleepy." Shuang Yemu replied with a straight face.

What she said was not a lie.

Seeing Mao Zai, who was wearing only a thin shirt, happily half-kneeling on the bed and throwing toys, his innocent appearance and unconscious youthful movements revealed a mystery hidden deep in the hem of the clothes. In the fair area, the half-covered picture is extremely fascinating.

Shuangye: Immediately became energetic.

Even Shuangye didn't know when she fell asleep that night. When she was awakened by the ringing of the phone, she realized that the white belly of dawn was shining through the floor-to-ceiling windows in the room, which gently stimulated her tired nerves that were just about to wake up. .

"Whose phone is... Chuya?"

It was Dazai's phone that rang.Shuang Ye reached out to the bedside and groped for a while, then stared at the screen with half-awake eyes, and successfully dispelled a little drowsiness after discovering the name of the caller.

Zai Miao was still sleeping at this time, and was so noisy that she arched her arms again. In order not to wake him up, Shuang Ye had no choice but to press the answer button on the phone.It's just that as soon as the phone was connected, the violent voice of the young man came through the signal immediately: "Bastard leader—where have you left your work and slipped away to be lazy!!"

Hearing his questioning, Shuangye seemed to be belatedly aware that since Dazai came to look for her yesterday, she had completely lost contact with Hong Kong gangsters because of an accident, and she didn't explain the follow-up. She probably lost the leader's management. It's been busy over there.

"Ah...it's me, Azai, he had an accident yesterday, so he can't go back for the time being." Shuang Ye told the truth.

Unexpectedly, it was her voice that appeared on the other end of the phone, and Chuya's anger obviously stagnated, and then discerned the meaning in her words, and asked in a low voice: "What's the matter? I'll put my words first, you Don't deliberately make up some lies to deceive me in order to save that guy."

Instigate his wife to cooperate with such coquettish operations as avoiding work, Chuya feels that it seems like something that guy Dazai Osamu can do.

Unexpectedly, Shuangye's tone was a little hesitant, and she lowered her head and glanced at the two clingy cats sleeping obediently next to her: "Uh, do I have to say it? Is it not good?"

"You said it!"

"...Azai changed his body with a cat, and now his body can't see people."

"..."

After a moment of silence, Chuya only replied on the phone: "You wait, I will open a bottle of 82-year-old red wine to celebrate first."

Frost Leaf: "..."

This reaction of being happy seeing Dazai being unlucky is too real!

But the fact that the cat in Dazai's shell is hard to see so far is indeed a problem that plagues Shuangye's heart at present. After hanging up the phone, Shuangye stared at the two sleeping cats and couldn't help sighing indifferently.

The time agreed upon with the mysterious person who wrote the letter was at [-]:[-] pm today, so even if we still struggled with the issue of cat killing, we must have to bite the bullet and send it along.After washing and tidying up the two, and making some small dried fish to fill their stomachs, Shuangye planned to take them to the "Cat in the Living House" ahead of time to occupy a seat.

The cake shop is open after 11:8 in the morning.It was only [-] o'clock in the morning when Shuangye arrived, so she simply took out the key and became the first person to open the shop.

According to the store's rules and regulations, she usually leniently requires the staff to clock in two hours in advance to prepare freshly baked pastries, and there is no one in the store at this time.

But there are no people, but there are cats.

Recently, because Shuangye has picked up cats more often, the store opened up a row of cabinets for cats on the first floor, equipped with cat food, cat litter and cat climbing frames, where cats can rest here at night. During the day, they are released to move freely.

Shuangye carried the cat Zai to the seat and sat down. Zai Miao was unwilling to leave her and insisted on following Shuangye. Shuangye had no choice but to hold this delicate and sticky little fairy in her arms. , Take the key to open the cabinets one by one.

But when Shuangye saw the glass cabinet and counted the number of cats, she found that there was a cat missing inside.

"...Huh? Is our Kanban Meow here?"

Opening the glass door of the cupboard, a dozen cats of different designs and colors immediately meowed and circled around Shuangye's feet.

"Meow~"

Some rolled, some fell to the ground with their bellies open, and some rubbed their small heads against Shuangye's insteps, and Zaimiao took the most favorable position, humming softly at these coquettish sluts, Drilled deeper into Shuangye's arms.

——Whether the body is a human or a cat, he will always be the one that Xiao Shuangye loves the most!

Being in this cat's paradise, Shuang Ye stretched out her finger and tapped it again, but the calculation was not wrong, the Kanban cat really escaped from prison!

At this time, there happened to be a movement from the window next door, and Shuangye turned her head to look, and saw a three-colored cat propped up by the sliding window with its head, came in from the outside, and then met Shuangye's eyes.

Natsume-sensei stuck in the middle of the window: "..."

Shuang Ye, who was eye to eye with him: "..."

This jailbreak technique is quite skilled.

Natsume-sensei, who was caught on the spot, was quite embarrassed, but in order to maintain his "just an innocent kitten" setting, he tilted his head and seemed to want to slip out.

Then, Shuang Ye, who had been prepared for a long time, put Zai Miao down, and waved his hand out of the subspace to block his way, "You want to skip work in front of me, the boss?"

Master Frostleaf throws a warp poke ball!

Natsume Meow Meow was successfully captured!

Holding the three-flowered cat by the back of its neck, it shook vigorously in the air, Shuang Ye opened her mouth and asked him: "You are not timid, don't you usually sneak out like this?"

If it is true, then this brain is too clever.

Sanhua Meow just gave an innocent 'meow~', as if she couldn't understand what she was saying.

Shuang Ye only put him back to work, and at the same time took an orange and put it on his head for physical punishment, "I won't deduct your salary, anyway, you are working for nothing anyway. But as a 'kanban meow' Lead by example and lead to other cats and cats, and I will punish you for a day of oranges!"

At this time, Zai Miao nimbly climbed onto her shoulder from her back, and looked down at the three-colored cat from a high position.While observing him, Zaimiao seemed to be lost in thought: "You, shouldn't you be an ordinary cat?"

Natsume-sensei's cat's claws paused slightly as he washed his face, and the orange on his head wobbled.

This detail naturally fell into Zaimiao's eyes. Combined with what happened before, he narrowed his cat pupils a little bit, and opened his mouth to infer: "You have the ability to think on your own, are you human? Is this your ability? You Is it Natsume Soseki?"

After being exposed one after another, Shuangye couldn't help turning her head to the direction of her lover, and asked with a frown, "Azai, what's going on?"

And the moment she looked away, Sanhua Meow slipped away with her tail between her legs.

"No, he's going to run away—" Zai Miao hurriedly jumped off Shuang Ye's shoulders, wanting to give chase.

Of course Natsume-sensei will run away, if he doesn't run away, the couple will forcefully pin their heads to reveal their true colors.He hurriedly used the maximum speed that his old bones could exert, and fled in the opposite direction of the two, that is, the front door.

But at this moment, a familiar figure of a man and a woman appeared at the door.

Outside the open glass door, the middle-aged man in a white coat was smiling courteously at the blond woman beside him, "Little Alice~ I came here so early today to line up, and I guarantee that you will be the first to eat." The best cake in the store... Hey, did it open so early today? Wait, this cat..."

Amidst the flustered voice, the sanhua cat bumped its head into the trousers of the man blocking his way, and at the spot following the car accident, Zaimiao came bravely and patted the cat with his paw. tail.

"I got you."

The voice drifting behind like a ghost caused the hair of Sanhuamao to explode.

bang—

A thick cloud of smoke exploded at the scene, and Mori Ogai saw a familiar silhouette of a gentleman emerging from the thick fog. Before he could distinguish it, the man angrily pulled out his crutches and knocked him on the head.

"You unfilial son!"