BE Crazy Demon Survival System

Chen Fang: Hello everyone, I am today's charge d'affaires, Brother Fang, that's right, the only and only precious straight man in this novel, Brother Fang~ I will host the first half of Sixty Questions about Sexuality (Harmony Edition) .

——Q1

Chen Fang: Both of you, sign up.

Xu Qichen: Xu Qichen (smiling softly)

Xia Zhixu: Xu Qichen's husband. (proud face)

Xu Qichen: What people ask is their name, not their identity...

Xia Zhixu: Oh.My name is Xia Zhixu, Xia Zhixu's Xia, Xu Qichen's Xu.

——Q2

Chen Fang: Little brothers, how old are you this year?

Xu Qichen: 25 years old.

Xia Zhixu: Same as him~

Xu Qichen: No, you haven't celebrated your birthday yet.

Xia Zhixu: Why are you so serious, you are 25 years old~

Xu Qichen: No, there is no 25 without a birthday. You are 24 years old now, one year younger than me.

Xia Zhixu: OK~ You have the final say in our family~ (touching head)

Chen Fang: Please respect me as a single dog.

——Q3

Chen Fang: (rolling up his sleeves) Come on, describe the character of the other party.

Xia Zhixu: As for our family, Chenchen, when he was a child, he was a child who seldom talked, but he was very kind-hearted and kept everything in his heart.After getting acquainted with him, you will find that he is actually very sincere and gentle. He hangs his head when he is unhappy, talks more when he is happy, and is very good at acting like a baby (although it is unintentional). Now he is getting more and more arrogant. In the future, he may More attributes will be developed. In short, little friend Xu is the cutest in the world...

Chen Fang: Stop!You are overtime (pinch the watch), come, the other party please.

Xu Qichen: Like the sun, but also has a fragile side.

——Q4

Chen Fang: Describe your personality~

Xia Zhixu: Hot on the outside and cold on the inside, it looks good at socializing, but it’s not fun.But every smile in front of my little ancestor is from the heart!

Xu Qichen: Cold on the outside and hot on the inside, I used to be cowardly and pessimistic, but now I am much better and more cheerful than before.

——Q5

Chen Fang: When did the two meet for the first time?What is the first impression?

Xia Zhixu: 2015:9 am on September 1, 7!It was the first day of my high school, when I saw him, I was attracted by his temperament, and at that time he was covered in injuries, he looked like a stray cat carefully hiding in the crowd, very painful, And he also took the initiative to ask me for candy, but in the end I couldn't give him the candy, which was a bit regretful.

Xu Qichen: The first day of school.First impressions... a little weird.When I was in the car, I felt that someone was looking at me all the time, wearing the same school uniform as me. I thought it was weird but didn't say anything, and this person was still very good-looking.Later, hypoglycemia was very uncomfortable, so I asked this person for help, but when he was buying sugar, he was taken away by an aunt to rest. I was a little sorry at the time, and I kept thinking about it while sitting in the breakfast shop.

Xia Zhixu: (grasps the point) Did you notice me when you were in the car?Still think I look good?

Chen Fang: (Interrupting) People think you are perverted...

Xu Qichen: Because you have been staring at me, no matter how dull you are, you must have noticed it.But at the time I thought you were just curious, after all I had many injuries.

Xia Zhixu: No!I also think you are beautiful, your skin is white and your hair looks soft...

Chen Fang: Have you seen it, girls, how realistic this world is based on faces. (sigh)

——Q6

Chen Fang: What do you like about each other?

Xia Zhixu: I like them all, from appearance to heart.

Xu Qichen: (Suddenly seizes the right to ask questions) If you have to choose one?

Xia Zhixu: If you have to choose... probably, no matter how much pain this world gives you, you can still treat it gently, this kind of peaceful power.And you?

Xu Qichen: Persistence and enthusiasm.But in fact, I like every bit of you, including your various little habits and ailments, I like all of them.

Chen Fang: Who will buy single dog insurance for me?

——Q7

Chen Fang: (reading the script) I like this question hahaha.What do you hate each other the most?Must answer!

Xia Zhixu: (Thinking hard)...... He doesn't take good care of himself every time, he steps on the ground with bare feet, doesn't eat well, and there are always inexplicable peach blossoms around him.

Xu Qichen: Speaking of peach blossoms...Which one of us has more love?Your peach blossoms have opened from the Yangtze River Bridge to the Himalayas.

Xia Zhixu: (hugging Chenchen) I can't even take a look at her, really!I have guarded myself like a jade for you for ten years!

Chen Fang: (pulls Xia Zhixu away) All right, put it away.Comrade Xiao Xu, please answer, what do you hate about Xia Zhixu?

Xu Qichen: Self-doubt, lack of security.It’s not that I hate him, I like every part of him, I just want him to know that I am the same as him, and I have loved him for ten years, it is impossible to have such a relationship in this life.I'm not very good at expressing feelings, which may give him the illusion that I don't love him that much.But it’s not true. Over the years, I’ve written novels with millions of words, and every word was written for him.

Xia Zhixu: (stretched out his hand to hug Chen Chen, but was pulled away by Chen Fang)

——Q8

Chen Fang: You two, what do you usually call each other?

Xia Zhixu: The most frequent address is "little ancestor", followed by little friend Xu, because I think he is super cute.Sometimes it is also called Chenchen (everyone calls it that) or baby.On more formal occasions, he will be called Qichen.

Xu Qichen: Most of the time, there is no address, just speak directly.When I am more serious, I will call him Zhixu.When joking, I call him Little Sun.

Chen Fang: (showing a wretched expression) Small~~too~~yang~~

Xia Zhixu: Get lost.

——Q9

Chen Fang: Then what do you want the other party to call yourself?

Xia Zhixu: Husband, or brother Zhixu (expanded fantasies)

Chen Fang: Let me spit out as a respect (clasping fists)

Xu Qichen: Just... the little ancestor is fine, um.

Chen Fang: Student Xu, your ears are a little red~

Xu Qichen: Yes, is it...

Xia Zhixu: Do you remember what I said?I want to hear you call me husband uh uh uh...

Chen Fang: (covering Xia Zhixu's mouth) Next question!

——Q10

Chen Fang: If you use an animal metaphor, what do you think the other party is?What a boring topic!

Xia Zhixu: A snow-white kitten.And it was the little stray cat that I picked up and brought home. At first, it was cold and often scratched me with its paws, but after getting familiar with it, it became very clingy to me.

Xu Qichen: Large dogs, such as golden retrievers or German shepherds, are very loyal and intelligent.

——Q11

Chen Fang: If you want to give someone a gift, what would you choose?

Xia Zhixu: Actually, I was very distressed, because I wanted to give him everything I saw. I was already like this before we were together, so I didn’t have my own preferences for a while. When I saw something, the first thing I thought of was him. like or not.

Chen Fang: You are too infatuated!

Xu Qichen: Present... Let's cook him a meal yourself.

Chen Fang: (Heard the cooking and began to cry) Give me a CP!I want heart bento too!

Xia Zhixu: You are the official single dog (laughs)

Xu Qichen: Put it on and I'll make it for you next time you come to my house.

Chen Fang: (crying bitterly) Xiao Xu is the best 1551

Xia Zhixu; Get out.

——Q12

Chen Fang: (blowing his nose) What gift do you want?

Xia Zhixu: Xu Qichen himself!

Xu Qichen: Xia, Xia knows Xu. (ears are red again)

Chen Fang: Damn it, my newly ventilated nose is besieged by the sour smell of love again.

——Q13

Chen Fang: I like the part of the other party the most. Hey, hey, don't say it is too restrictive. The restricted class is reserved for Xia Xiqing to host. I can't hold it.

Xu Qichen: Eyes, nose, canine teeth... I like all five senses, let's go for the face.

Xia Zhixu: So you just like my face?

Xu Qichen: (seriously) Don't all the people who like you like your face?

Chen Fang: That's too bad!

Xia Zhixu: (Sigh) I like his legs the most. They are long, straight and white. I also like his ankles and hip bones. Recently, I like rubbing the thin layer of skin on his hip bones. It’s very comfortable to pinch...

Chen Fang: Stop it!Stop talking, perverted leg control! (cover ears)

Xia Zhixu: You still talk about me!Didn't you say you like stockings last time!

Chen Fang: I mean it's in a movie, not a real person!

Xu Qichen: A film......

Xia Zhixu: I haven't seen it, he's not Amway me. (But I have already started fantasizing about stockings...)

——Q14

Chen Fang; the thing you two regret the most?

Xia Zhixu: On the day he broke up with me, I didn't dare to confess to him directly. I was actually prepared, but when I heard him say that he was not gay, I was scared.If I had said it directly at the time, perhaps things would have been different later on.But it was not a good time, we were too young at that time, we couldn't control many things, if we were really together, we might not be able to go to the end.So it's not a pity to think about it now.

Xu Qichen: After being with him, I don't feel any regrets.Maybe many people will regret the years we missed, but I think that is the only way to go.

——Q15

Chen Fang: Where did the two meet for the first time?What about after the official relationship?

Xia Zhixu: After the formal relationship...my parents' house.

Chen Fang: Damn, you are too impatient!Just met my parents when we were together.

Xu Qichen: Yes, his parents' house.To be more precise, it was the small bed in his bedroom.

Chen Fang: Lying—the trough—

Xia Zhixu: We didn't do anything, just lay down and looked at the stars, covered the quilt, chatted and slept or something.

Chen Fang: Me!No!Mutually!letter!

——Q16

Chen Fang: How was the atmosphere at that time? (actually I don't want to hear it)

Xia Zhixu: The atmosphere is very good, I feel that my wish for many years has been fulfilled, and I am so happy that I am about to explode.

Xu Qichen: It's very romantic, especially when he told me about Roche's limit, it felt like he entered a beautiful small universe.

——Q17

Chen Fang: How far did it progress? (Don’t listen or listen to bastard’s chanting)

Xia Zhixu: He always wanted me to kiss him but I never kissed him. Then he finally couldn't hold back and came over to tease me hahaha, super cute~

Xu Qichen: Shut up...

Xia Zhixu: Bah, I kissed our little ancestor forcibly, but our little ancestor didn't move.

Chen Fang: Xia Zhixu, you have too much backbone.

——Q19

Chen Fang: If the other party celebrates his birthday, what will you do?

Xia Zhixu: In fact, we haven't celebrated our birthday since we got together.I remember when I was in high school, because his birthday was in February and school hadn’t started yet, I went to the bookstore and bought a book for him, but I called him a lot that day but didn’t answer, I was very sad, just I went to find him, but there was no one at his house, so I wrapped the book and put it in front of his house, and I didn't dare to ask about it afterwards.

Xu Qichen: That day I was dragged out by my aunt to celebrate my birthday, and I forgot to take my phone.When I got home, I found that there was an extra book in front of the house, and I felt strange.As soon as I turned on the phone, there were more than a dozen missed calls, all of which were from Xia Zhixu. When I called him back, he faltered and hawed, which was very strange.

Xia Zhixu: Anyway, I am a strange person in your eyes.

Xu Qichen: The strange thing I said is the highest level of compliment, which is equivalent to the cuteness in your mouth.

Chen Fang: (another crit attack) Xiao Xu, what will you do on his birthday?

Xu Qichen: If it's now...give him a request coupon, which can be used for an unlimited period, and you can promise him everything unconditionally.

Chen Fang: Qichen, I advise you not to...

Xia Zhixu: Can I celebrate my birthday tomorrow!Can I overdraft!

Xu Qichen: (Shaking his head resolutely) During his birthday in high school, many classmates gave him presents, and I just mixed the presents I bought in the present drawer while he was away, and secretly gave them to him.

Xia Zhixu: Have you ever given me a gift? (Shock)

Xu Qichen: Yes, the first semester of high school is a pen, and the second semester of high school is a CD, the new album of the singer you like.

Xia Zhixu: (I'm going back to find gifts now don't stop me)

Chen Fang: (holding tightly) I really can't do this job anymore!

——Q20

Chen Fang: Which one of you two confessed first?

Xia Zhixu: I (showing my canine teeth triumphantly)

Xu Qichen: He, but in the last world of the system, I confessed first.

Xia Zhixu: So I like that world the most!Can we cosplay that world every day?

Xu Qichen: Have you been fed?

——Q21

Chen Fang: When did you realize that you fell in love with the other party?I have something to say about this question, Xia Zhixu, this bastard is a face-slapping madman, Xiao Xu, you don’t know, he said before that he would never fall in love at first sight, but he fell in love with you immediately, and he also said that he would never talk about it in high school Falling in love, chasing after you when you turn around, and saying that you will never be as stupid as his brother, it will take ten years. (Bumps Xia Zhixu's arm) Breaking your family's record.

Xia Zhixu: Shut up.

Xu Qichen: (smiles without speaking)

Xia Zhixu: Actually, I fell in love with him the first time I saw him.But I was very dull and always thought it was friendship.One day when I was walking on the road and saw a very funny tree, my first reaction was to take a picture and send it to him.When I was about to send it, I felt something was wrong, very wrong.

Xu Qichen: Is that tree the WeChat avatar you used in the first world?Lin Ran's profile picture.

Xia Zhixu: Yes, isn’t it funny?

Xu Qichen: Not really.

Chen Fang: Xia Zhixu is a fool, so don't talk to him, Xiao Xu, when did you find out that you like him?

Xu Qichen: Probably after reading a book with him in the bookstore.I bought the book I read with him and brought it home. Every time I opened it, I would think of his smiling face, and I couldn’t read a word. I never did this.I locked that book in a drawer and never took it out again.

——Q22

Chen Fang: Who do you think is your rival in love?

Xia Zhixu: As long as someone looks at our little ancestor more, I will include him/her as a rival in love.

Chen Fang: You are jealous of your little uncle, I laughed for three days and three nights after I found out that day hahaha, Xia Xiqing even bet with me that Xia Zhixu will never catch up with you in three years, he is amazing.Xia Zhixu, why don't you take my surname? Brother Fang will give you a name, Chen vinegar!

Xia Zhixu: Roll on.

Xu Qichen: So far he has no rival in love, but he has so many suitors that it is disturbing. When he goes out, there are often people who strike up a conversation in a fair manner.Although I usually feel nothing, I still get jealous sometimes.

Xia Zhixu: I like seeing you jealous the most.

Xu Qichen: Then I won't be jealous in the future.

——Q23

Chen Fang: What does the other party do that make you feel wrong?

Xia Zhixu: Acting like a baby, conscious or not, it doesn't matter, as long as he acts like a baby, my heart will melt immediately, and I want to promise him everything.

Xu Qichen: Stupid.For example, when they ran to my signing party, they insisted on hugging and kissing me in public.Just... there is nothing I can do about him.

——Q24

Chen Fang: The other party's sexiest expression? (No... your question is just testing at the edge of high speed)

Xia Zhixu: I just took off my glasses and squinted slightly to see my expression.And when drunk, innocent and seductive eyes.

Xu Qichen: An expression of extreme tolerance.

Chen Fang: (Eating Whale!!)

Xia Zhixu: Cough cough...not yet, the last fifty questions, baby.

Xu Qichen: It's just the truth (naive face)

——Q25

Chen Fang: When two people are together the most heartbeat?

Xia Zhixu: When he smiles sweetly at me and tells me that he likes me very much in a straight ball, my heart will beat faster.

Xu Qichen: Sometimes he would suddenly say something very touching, and after listening to it, he couldn't control his heartbeat.And he is especially good at using theorems to express his feelings, which is really charming.

Chen Fang: It turns out that the root cause of my singleness is that I am a scumbag...

——Q26

Chen Fang: Which world in the system do you like the most?

Xia Zhixu: Vampire World!The Chenchen in that world is so cute that it explodes! (excited)

Chen Fang: You endured until it exploded.

Xu Qichen: The first world, it can be regarded as the first psychological relationship between me and him.Although I didn't understand anything at that time, I was still very passive.From his point of view, it should be quite sad.

Xia Zhixu: From my point of view, the whole article is a super-super-abuse article.

——Q27

Chen Fang: What kind of mentality do you use to create/enter the system?

Xia Zhixu: ...To be honest, I just hold the mentality of drinking poison to quench my thirst, thinking about the virtual one, as long as I can have him once, I can be liberated (laughs).So in the first world, I used a lot of methods to win his attention, which may be counterproductive, so when he didn't respond to me at all, I couldn't help thinking of reality and felt that I was completely hopeless. Through the virtual system It's also stupid to get psychological comfort.I almost wanted to shut down the system and pretend it never happened.But I was a little bit reluctant, so I persisted, but kept a little distance from him, so that he would not hate himself so much.I didn't expect it to be successful in the end. In fact, Lin Ran in the first world was probably when I was the most vulnerable. I used him to express many things I couldn't say. It was very uncomfortable.

Xu Qichen: I was tricked into coming here.At that time, I really thought that I had died suddenly, because the health of people in this industry is not very good, and I am very weak.Originally, I thought that I would just die, but I was worried about my aunt, and... also, I really wanted to see Xia Zhixu again, and felt a little regretful to leave like this, so I agreed to do the task.

——Q28

Chen Fang: How do you think you have changed after entering the system?

Xia Zhixu: I have become more confident. In fact, I used to be quite confident, in all aspects.But ever since I met him, I have lost confidence, maybe because I like him so much, I feel that it is impossible to be liked by him no matter what.After entering the system, in different worlds, I got more and more responses from him, and I also accumulated more and more confidence. In the end, I had the courage to let everything go, no matter what the outcome was.

Xu Qichen: I have learned how to love someone.In fact, I didn't know how to like someone at all before, and even after realizing that I liked him, my subconscious reaction was to avoid him.But these worlds made me have to leave my comfort zone. Although the original intention was to do the task, it also released my long-fettered nature, learned to express my feelings, and learned not to hide.

Chen Fang: These questions make me want to cry (the macho man is crying) You two really missed too much, unfortunately I am not as clear as Xia Xiqing, otherwise I would have given you an assist earlier.

Xia Zhixu: Thank goodness you don't make trouble for me, and also assists.

——Q29

Chen Fang: Have you ever quarreled?

Xia Zhixu: No, I have been chasing someone for ten years, how can I waste precious time on such a boring thing as quarreling.

Chen Fang: Damn you and I quarrel every day!

Xia Zhixu: Why do you have the nerve to compare you with our family Chen Chen?There is no b number.

Xu Qichen: No quarrel, he is most afraid of me getting angry, so he is ready to beg for mercy at any time, full of desire to survive.

——Q30

Chen Fang: What little hobbies does the other party have in daily life?

Xia Zhixu: When I’m nestled at home, I like to kick me with my feet, especially when I’m pressed, he often kicks me and says, “Say it, tell me.” It’s super cute.

Chen Fang: Please come to the counting gentleman to see how many "cute" this wife-loving maniac has said.

Xu Qichen: He likes to pinch my hands. When he is leaning on the sofa, he likes to grab my ankles and drag me to him.

——Q31

Chen Fang: When will you feel that you are loved? (I'm so full)

Xia Zhixu: He is very funny. He usually does his own thing alone. When he is in a particularly good mood, he will come over and give me a kiss, very suddenly, and then run away after the kiss, like a little fool.At that time, I felt that he loved me very much.

Xu Qichen: Every moment.If I have to give an example... he has to hug me almost every day to fall asleep.But he is really a heavy sleeper, and the alarm clock can't wake him up, but one night, I was sleeping with his back, but I had a nightmare, so I turned over suddenly and turned to the other side, and he Suddenly woke up, hugged me in a daze, pulled me into my arms and patted my back, and said inarticulately, "What's wrong? The baby is not angry, not angry." It's funny when I think about it now, how much I'm afraid I'm not happy.

Xia Zhixu: I don’t even remember (laughs)

Chen Fang: Hiccup...

——Q32

Chen Fang: What is the way the other party expresses love?

Xia Zhixu: He will show me the side of himself that is not often shown, such as being petty and arrogant. He is always a very gentle person in front of others.

Xu Qichen: So why did you say it? (Tsundere starts)

Xia Zhixu: I was wrong, I was wrong.

Chen Fang: Tsk tsk tsk (looks at Xia Zhixu with contempt)

Xu Qichen: Xia Zhixu's way of expressing love hasn't changed since he was a child, it's just stuffed to you, (beginning to imitate) Do you like this?for you.Do you like that?for you.Give you, give you, give you everything.

Xia Zhixu: (Seeing Xu Qichen imitating himself) It's so cute.

Counter: add 1.Hey, how many times have I counted?

——Q33

Chen Fang: What kind of flowers will you send to the other party?

Xia Zhixu: A huge bunch of sunflowers, the golden ones.

Xu Qichen: Daisy.

Xia Zhixu: Huh?Did you send me daisies? (trying to remember) When did it come?

Xu Qichen: Just forget it.

Chen Fang: Hey~~ I remember~

Xia Zhixu: Come on, what does Daisy mean?You tell me?

Xu Qichen: No. (turn on Tsundere mode again)

——Q34

Chen Fang: Is there anything you two are hiding from each other?

Xia Zhixu: In the past, secret love should be counted, no one will tell it, and everyone will hide it.It should be gone now.

Xu Qichen: I secretly ate his last smoking cessation lollipop this morning. (suddenly whisper)

Xia Zhixu: You ate my smoking cessation candy, then I can only eat you to quit smoking.

Xu Qichen: (ears turn red)

Chen Fang: Damn it, don't talk dirty in front of me!You rascal!

Xia Zhixu: Tsk tsk, a straight man who has never seen the world.

——Q35

Chen Fang: Do you think the love between you and your partner can last forever?

Xia Zhixu: Of course, I have lived to this day, and I have spent half my life liking this person.

Xu Qichen: Yes.That's the only thing I'm confident about.