BE Crazy Demon Survival System

The music in the bar was so loud that people's eardrums were shaking. Fortunately, there was a circle of booths between the bar and the dance floor, so it was barely quiet.

Xu Qichen and his group sat at the bar, and one of them ordered a glass of wine. Xia Zhixu knew that Xu Qichen couldn't drink too bitterly, so he ordered a glass of Baileys mixed with soda water. When the bartender brought it over, Xu Qichen took a sip. Small mouth, eyes are bright.

Xia Zhixu patted his head, "Is it delicious?"

"The two of them are too boring." Chen Fang couldn't take it anymore, "Xia Xiqing, let's change seats, you are not afraid that they will play if you are blind."

Although Xia Xiqing cursed to fuck you, he still changed seats with him.

Compared to the others, the only straight man present, Chen Fang, was extremely embarrassed. He was obviously not interested in men, but Xia Xiqing forced him in. As soon as he entered the door, he saw several couples kissing each other in the corridor. There was actually a group of hunky men dancing pole dances, which caused him to lose his eyes. The 1.8-meter-five tall man only dared to sit in front of the bar and didn't dare to turn around casually. It was to embarrass him.

"Why do you have to come here?" Chen Fang complained, "It doesn't matter if I'm straight, but I'm still single. Now I don't have to eat dinner, I'm full of dog food."

Xia Xiqing took a sip of the wine, "The wine here is delicious. Look at you, the gay bars abroad are more fun, and you won't be scared to death when you go."

"Why would I go there if I'm a straight man of steel?" Chen Fang frowned.

Xia Xiqing smiled prettily, and Xu Qichen, who was sitting next to him talking to Xia Zhixu, seemed to have thought of something, turned his chair to face him, "Xi Qing, didn't I tell you last time that I had a novel that was bought by a film and television company?" It’s starring the male star you like. I heard that it’s finished, and the producer gave me a few tickets to the film conference.”

"Really?" Xia Xiqing's eyes lit up, "It's great, give me one quickly, will you go then?"

"Not necessarily, let's see the time. I'll send you an invitation letter when the time comes, it's still in the front row."

Xia Zhixu who was listening on the side immediately said, "I don't have time, he always comes to accompany me when he has time."

Xia Xiqing rolled his eyes, and was bumped by Chen Fang who was next to him with a beer bottle, "You are really good enough, you can't be an actor."

"Then what's the matter? It's not true feelings." Xia Xiqing raised his head and drank the rest of the wine, and wiped his mouth, "That man with a great figure and walking hormones is just right for sexual fantasies."

Xia Zhixu gave him a contemptuous look, "This male star is really miserable."

Xia Xiqing compared him with a knife, and then said to Xu Qichen, "Hey, speaking of which, the male protagonist in your novel is quite miserable."

Xu Qichen smiled, "It's a little bit of a fate."

"It's just right, I shake S, and I like to watch him being abused."

Xia Zhixu shook his head, "Pervert." Suddenly he thought of something, and said to Xu Qichen, "Is this an adaptation of a novel written by your real name or a novel written by your waistcoat?"

"Of course it's his real name." Xu Qichen lay down on the stage and laughed, and he smiled sweetly after drinking sweet wine, "A quasi-first-line actor like that who is already popular won't act in Dangai film and television." After finishing speaking, he raised his head again, "By the way, I've been wanting to ask, how did you know about my vest? How many people did I not tell?" He choked Xia Zhixu's neck weakly , with a fake angry expression, "You won't hack my computer, my god."

Xia Zhixu was very happy to be called "Great God", only a tail that could be wagged was missing.He also specially cooperated to put on an expression that he was about to die, holding Xu Qichen's slender wrist and repeatedly yelling "Don't dare", making the two people next to him look contemptuous.

"Why did I ask you two out for a drink? It's just looking for abuse."

"Yes..." Chen Fang echoed in a rare way, "And the IQ plummeted in love, like two elementary school students."

After being complained about, Xu Qichen let go of his hand a little embarrassedly, but Xia Zhixu still held it and put it on his knee.

"Then how did you know that I wrote Danmei's pen name?" Xu Qichen asked seriously.

Before Xia Zhixu could speak, Xia Xiqing beside him raised a hand, "I recruited first, and I sent the information."

Xu Qichen turned his chair and pushed him feigning dissatisfaction, "Who told you to betray the organization?"

Xia Xiqing giggled, "I'm a double agent for the great cause of harmony between the two parties." He sighed, "When I was in high school, I, an outsider, looked at you both with anxiety. It's been so many years Now, if I don’t push you again, I’m afraid I’m going to die…”

Xu Qichen didn't expect Xia Xiqing to do so much for them behind the scenes, and suddenly he didn't know how to respond, Xia Zhixu said first, "If he hadn't found out in his conscience and told me that you were writing a Tanmei novel, I didn't even know you might like it. Boy." As he spoke, he pushed Xu Qichen's chin to his side, "Some people made such a promise at the beginning, which made me really think that I had no chance at all."

Xu Qichen reached out and grabbed Xia Zhixu's other hand, and squeezed it, "You will believe anything I say."

"That's right."

After drinking a glass of wine, Xu Qichen's cheeks turned slightly red, looking very cute.He laughed again, and spoke again in his usual very sincere tone: "Then I didn't lie. I'm not gay in the first place, I just like you."

Xia Zhixu froze for a moment, and the little tiger teeth couldn't help but burst out.

"Hey, uh~" The two people next to me made a long sound of disgust, Xia Xiqing sighed, and said with a clear sense of justice, "Well, I will open a room for you two nearby, and you will be happier doing something than drinking thing."

Xia Zhixu rolled his eyes at him, "Thank you, we are good socialist youths."

Xia Xiqing snorted, remembering the topic that was interrupted just now, and hinted at Xia Zhixu with his eyes, "Oh, good socialist young man, don't you have any idea after reading Xu Qichen's pen name?"

"What's your idea?" Xia Zhixu took a sip of his martini, without knowing it.

Xu Qichen next to him suddenly flicked as if he had been electrocuted, and covered Xia Xiqing's mouth, "Stop talking."

Xia Xiqing groaned a few times, and raised his hands to express his surrender.

Xia Zhixu is not stupid, seeing this scene, he knows that there must be something wrong with his pseudonym.Among the four people present, only Chen Fang didn't know what Xu Qichen's pen name was. He separated the two people who were arguing with a confused face, and asked Xia Zhixu, "What's your name?"

"Xie Xiya." Xia Zhixu replied.

Xia Xiqing, who had just been unsilenced by Xu Qichen, immediately jumped out to retort, "It's not the Xie with the surname, it's Jie, Xie Xiya."

Xie Xie.

Xia Zhixu read it silently.

Solution, Siya...

Jie Xia.

The dull Xia Zhixu suddenly came to his senses.Looking at Xu Qichen, the other party was lying on the table, buried his head in his arms, and hid pitifully like a little ostrich.

It turned out that his pen name was related to himself.

Xia Zhixu felt that he was the stupidest fool in the world, and Xia Xiqing had to figure out even this point. If he had deciphered the deep meaning hidden in his name early in the morning, wouldn't he be able to avoid some detours?

He stretched out his hand to pinch the soft flesh on the back of Xu Qichen's neck, feeling mixed feelings in his heart, he didn't know what to say to express his current mood after thinking for a long time, so he said helplessly, "You..."

Know Xu, Xie Xia.

In the whole world, only Xu Qichen can play this kind of word game.

"What are you doing with your head buried?" Xia Xiqing glanced at him and joked, "The roots of your ears are all red."

The deepest hidden thoughts were exposed like this, Xu Qichen could only feel deeply ashamed at the moment, he originally thought that if he didn't tell this matter, Xia Zhixu would definitely not find out.

But the feeling now is exactly the same as the failed hide-and-seek in childhood.

I always run away quickly when the other party turns their backs to report the number, looking for a hiding place that I think is perfect, but my overly naive brain makes me ignore one point, the long curtains can't cover my feet of.

So the other party just stood in front of him, holding his wrist through a thin layer of curtains.

The voice was soft, with a hint of smugness.

[Catch you. ]

Xia Zhixu directly pulled the chair he was sitting on towards him, and Xu Qichen's body leaned towards him uncontrollably, and he directly pulled him into his arms.With his head resting on his waist, Xu Qichen's nostrils were filled with the scent of Xia Zhixu's cold perfume, as if he had fallen into a snowy forest all of a sudden.

But his palms were so warm, touching his back gently, brushing over each joint, his whole body was numb, warm and hot.

He seemed to understand his embarrassment, so he didn't say anything at all, just hugged him so intimately, let himself lie on his knees, and gently stroked his thin back like comforting a cat.

There seems to be a tacit understanding between the two people that is free from the skin, which does not need to be conveyed through words, and even the eyes can be omitted.

Souls can communicate without hindrance.

Xia Xiqing suddenly suggested, "Drinking like this is so boring," he said to the bartender, "Have a set of tequila." , and a plate of thinly sliced ​​lemons.

"What are these for?" Chen Fang asked.

Xia Zhixu replied: "I heard that Americans drink tequila differently. They drink it with salt and lemon."

When it came to salt and lemon, Xu Qichen was a little interested and raised his head, "How do I drink this with it? Mix lemon juice and salt in?"

Xia Xiqing shook his head, "Come on, uncle, let me demonstrate it to you."

Xu Qichen couldn't help but burst out laughing, Xia Xiqing said mischievously, "What are you laughing at, I'm Xia Zhixu's uncle, isn't it your uncle?"

Unsurprisingly, this statement made Xu Qichen blush.Xia Xiqing didn't care, and started his tequila drinking tutorial directly. He first declared: "This is a relatively pure drinking method."

"There are still impure ways of drinking." Xu Qichen asked stupidly.

"Of course." Xia Xiqing said as he took a slice of lemon, with the back of his left hand facing up, squeezed some translucent juice on the edge of the tiger's mouth, then put down the lemon, squeezed a pinch of salt and rubbed it on the tiger's mouth, and then Raising his hand to his mouth, the tip of his tongue stretched out to lick the salt. The next second, he picked up the wine glass and drank the tequila in one gulp. With his slender fingers, he picked up the slice of lemon and put it between his teeth.

Licking salt, drinking, biting lemons, the whole set of movements is done in one go, flowing.

"It looks so cool." Xu Qichen stared blankly, Chen Fang beside him also found it interesting, and felt that it was a good skill to flirt with girls, so he followed Xia Xiqing to learn it, but it was always a bit rusty at first.

Xu Qichen was not in a hurry to learn, but was slightly dazed.Spicy, sour and slightly salty, what kind of taste will it be when they are intertwined?

Kind of curious.

He remembered what Xia Xiqing said just now, the pure way of drinking.

What about the impure way of drinking?

There were too many doubts in his mind, all of which were reflected on his face, Xia Zhixu could see clearly.

"Do you want to try it?" Xia Zhixu raised his eyebrows.

It was not the first time that Xu Qichen was seen through his mind, this time Xu Qichen nodded bluntly.

Xia Zhixu's voice was deep, like whiskey with a large cube of ice.

"Let me teach you how to drink impure."

The "teacher" sitting next to him didn't seem to intend to preach, but was going to teach directly.Xu Qichen watched obediently, and saw that he also took a slice of lemon and rubbed it on Xu Qichen's lower lip. Before he could react, there was a blurred light in front of his eyes, and his slender fingers held coarse grains of salt. Glides over soft lips.

The cool-toned lighting in the bar made people dizzy, and Xu Qichen's amber pupils dilated slightly, reflecting Xia Zhixu's suddenly approaching face.

The jaw was pinched by his hand, unable to escape.The tip of his tongue brushed against Xu Qichen's lips that were stained with salt, and the small but rich crumbs left Xu Qichen's body in an instant, and were transferred into Xia Zhixu's mouth during the moist intercourse.

She stared blankly at him picking up the wine glass placed on the bar and drinking it with his head raised.

He thought it was over like this, but his face was once again held up by his wide and dry palm, and he raised his head half-forced, with an extremely moist and deep kiss, completing the sharing of alcohol.

The extremely spicy agave is like gasoline poured into the throat and spontaneously ignites, burning everywhere it goes, and the slight but unignorable pain stimulates the internal organs.

For a moment, Xu Qichen felt like a person desperately trying to escape from the fire, every cell in his body was screaming.

The sourness and fragrance of lemon are catalyzed to the extreme by alcohol, piercing through all obstacles and surging up, the salt grains dissolve in the entanglement of the tip of the tongue, rolling up a faint salty taste, and the complex blend of tastes arouses continuous bursts in the taste buds .

Smell, taste, touch, none spared.

Xia Zhixu's hand left Xu Qichen's cheek, and the tip of his tongue withdrew from the game. After the complete separation, he gently pecked his lips, unable to tell whether it was nostalgia, or a relatively warm picture for this provocation. Dot.

Xu Qichen was still in a daze at first, but the forced alcohol hit his throat again, and he couldn't help coughing, this time even the base of his neck was red.

Xia Xiqing sat aside and whistled maliciously, then bumped Chen Fang's shoulder, "You follow others, do you know why you are single?"

"Is it because I'm single because I don't have the skills? Give me his face, and if I don't move, there will still be little girls posting it."

"We let go and count."

"roll."

Xu Qichen's cough finally subsided a bit, he raised his head, and felt that the alcohol seemed to be on the rise, his whole body was dizzy, and the light in front of him made him dizzy.

"How is it?" Xia Zhixu leaned forward, moved close to Xu Qichen's face, and kissed the tip of his nose, "Is it good?"

Xu Qichen didn't speak, but hid his face back, and was dragged by him again, still couldn't help laughing.

"Are you drunk?" Xia Zhixu touched his ear.

"I'm not drunk."

This is the first sentence of drunk people, Xia Zhixu thought to himself.

Xu Qichen blushed and turned around to face the bar. He tried to drink it once like Xia Xiqing did before. Although his movements were not as skillful and coherent as him, he still drank it drop by drop, but he still felt something was wrong, so he tried again , still incorrect.

Seeing the three cups down, Xia Zhixu hurriedly stopped him, "Little ancestor, stop drinking, you won't be able to go home if you drink any more."

People who get drunk often have one thing in common, that is, they are particularly stubborn, let alone Xu Qichen who is always stubborn.

He broke free from Xia Zhixu's hand, holding a slice of lemon in his hand, and was in a daze, as if lost in thought.

Just when Xia Zhixu didn't know what this guy was thinking, he suddenly put the lemon slice in his hand back on the plate, grabbed Xia Zhixu's hand, and pulled him over without knowing where the strength came from. , tilting his head close to the side of his neck.

I just felt a sudden burst of warm dampness.

Xu Qichen stretched out the tip of his tongue and licked his side neck lightly and quickly.

At the moment when the tip of the tongue left, the thin white fingers scratched the wet mark just now with grains of salt, and wiped it beautifully.

Xu Qichen reached out his hand, took half a cup of tequila from Xia Zhixu's side that he drank empty mouth, drank it all in one gulp, and licked his side neck again with his alcohol-stained lips, grabbing all the salt grains.

Then, he straightened up, picked up a lemon slice and put it in his mouth, frowned briefly because of the sourness, and then raised his eyebrows contentedly.

As if to say, [Am I a bright student? ]

The taste was finally right.

After so many failures, it turned out that what was missing was only raw materials.

The taste of lovers.

Lemon, salt grains, and agave, together, reconcile the aroma of sweat and hormones, which is addictive.

It's just that he did drink too much, maybe this obsessive taste triggered a certain switch in Xu Qichen's body, once turned on, he couldn't stop.He shook his hand after drinking too much, accidentally spilled half a glass of wine in Xia Zhixu's arms, and kept laughing sweetly, Xia Zhixu had to pinch his chin punishingly, and stood up by himself Go to the bathroom and clean up.

Xia Xiqing was right, many eyes here were fixed on Xia Zhixu.

Ever since he was sitting at the bar, glasses of "free" wine were delivered to him, but he declined them all.

Going to the bathroom seems to be a good opportunity for some people to think it's good.He came out of the corner, and within a few steps, he was blocked by a man in tight jeans.Xia Zhixu glanced at him, he looked good, but there was nothing he liked about him.

He has already developed a bad habit, no matter who it is, as long as he has the slightest affection for him, he will compare this person with Xu Qichen in his heart.

Undoubtedly, compared with him, others are all failures.

"Handsome, let's make friends."

His arm was grabbed by the man, and Xia Zhixu's face was obviously displeased, "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend." After speaking, he withdrew his hand and continued to walk forward, but the man didn't seem to be ready to give up easily, and instead smiled: "I don't mind."

Xia Zhixu began to feel a little irritable, and was about to have an attack, when he saw Xu Qichen staggering over, his feet were unsteady, and he almost fell, Xia Zhixu subconsciously stepped forward to take him in his arms, "Why are you here?" ? so drunk."

Xu Qichen stood up straight. Being drunk, he did everything slowly, even when he contemptuously glanced at the person who struck up a conversation, his eyes slowed down, showing a sense of arrogance.

"This is my boyfriend." Xu Qichen's voice was like his legs, as if floating on clouds, "Don't pester him..."

Xia Zhixu couldn't help laughing, and changed the hand that was holding him to wrap around his waist.

The man still didn't give up, "I don't mind three people."

It's really shameless, what's wrong with people nowadays.Xia Zhixu frowned.

"He doesn't like you." Xu Qichen was not polite, he held Xia Zhixu's face with both hands like a child, kissed him, and asked with a blushing face, "Really?"

Xia Zhixu really liked Xu Qichen like this, innocent and alluring.

"Yes, my little ancestor." He didn't bother to care about the people next to him, and walked towards the bar with his arms around his waist.

Xia Xiqing looked at Xu Qichen, only to see that his face was flushed to the base of his neck, "He was too drunk, I called a driver for you two."

Xia Zhixu nodded, Xu Qichen seemed to be a different person when he was drunk, he moved around, rubbed back and forth, and finally wrapped his arms around Xia Zhixu's neck, nestling comfortably on his neck On the side, let out a sigh like a small animal.

"Okay, let's go back too, before it gets dark." Xia Xiqing grabbed the phone and put it in his pocket, and stood up.

"Why, Miss Xia will go home early." Chen Fang teased.

Xia Xiqing scratched his hair, "Who said that, my son is going to the night show now."

Several people separated in front of the bar, and Xia Xiqing's valet arrived just in time. Xia Zhixu carried Xu Qichen into the car, and the two of them sat in the back seat. I don't know if it was because they were too drunk, or because they were hit on by the guy just now. After being stimulated for a while, Xu Qichen stuck to Xia Zhixu's body like a melted candy, still muttering non-stop.

"Don't like others..."

Xia Zhixu patted his head, "I don't like it, I don't like it."

Raising his eyes, he was a little embarrassed to meet the eyes of the previous driver looking towards the rearview mirror.

Xu Qichen didn't know it, his whole body burrowed into his neck, his hot lips were burned on the side of his neck.

"like me?"

"like me……"

Repeatedly talking sticky love words, very much like him when he was an adult.