Has Mozun returned to the Three Realms today?

The Heavenly Emperor was simple and long-winded, Ye Xuan was eager to get rid of him, and he didn't even have time to ask for the wedding remuneration promised by Cang Qin, so he dragged Yi Bei out of this space.

Huang Qing was stunned for a moment, looked back at Cang Qin, and opened his mouth.

Cang Qin looked at him expressionlessly, and fled out of his own space in a flash, feeling quite tragic about destroying his family and relieving his distress.

Huang Qing: "What's going on here? What's going on with these two? Why do they look like gods? I've been out for so little time, what happened here..."

The Emperor of Heaven also left this space muttering to himself.He was still thinking about withdrawing from the Three Realms, giving all sentient beings a free will, and was going to lobby these two strange gods who didn't know what happened.

In view of the fact that the Human Emperor fled from home, the first stop of the Heavenly Emperor was the Demon Realm.

Ye Xuan: "...I bought a watch last year!"

Huang Qing: "What does it have to do with me if you bought a watch? But what kind of watch did you buy? Why did you buy a watch? Why didn't you wear a watch after you bought it? What about your watch? Let me appreciate it..."

As soon as Huang Qing opened his mouth, he was concerned about the [-]-character watch that Ye Xuan bought. Huang Qing put a pot of shit on his forehead: "Okay, don't talk about it, don't you just want me and Cang Qin to withdraw from the Three Realms? Did you do it yourself?"

Huang Qing is not guilty at all: "Of course..."

Before Huang Qing could discuss how decisive, thorough, and successful his behavior of leaving the Three Realms was, Ye Xuan put the mobile phone in front of Huang Qing: "Welcome to the Emperor of Heaven, Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, what's going on?"

In fact, this is just a new topic that has just popped up. The top topic on the list is "The Emperor of Heaven is Back", but the topics of "The Emperor of Heaven is Back" and "The Monster Race Welcomes the Emperor of Heaven" are, of course, the topics of the Monster Race for Huangqing. His voice can even pull Huang Qing into this world of mortals.

Huang Qing, who was poked in the face by the mobile phone, stepped back half a step, squinted his eyes for a long time, looked up at Ye Xuan over the mobile phone: "...what font is this? I don't know it!"

Ye Xuan: "... Nima!!!" The popularity of simplified Chinese characters is very important!

Huang Qing took the phone from Ye Xuan, flicked it for a while, and slowly grasped the general rules of this brand new font, and also understood the source of Yaozu's statement: "You deliberately exposed my whereabouts, how can it be regarded as I set foot in the Three Realms?!"

Ye Xuan snatched the phone back from his hand: "Yes, I did it, let's make a bet, within 100 years, if you can maintain your aloofness, I will promise you, just find someone How about hiding in the place, never showing up, never asking questions?"

For God, 100 years is just a blink of an eye, Huang Qing felt that this was a cheap deal, and he resolutely agreed: "Okay! It's a deal!"

Huang Qing thinks that this business is not a loss no matter what, and Ye Xuan also thinks that this business is no loss no matter what, Huang Qing did it, and just took his wife to live in seclusion, who wants to stay with a group of mentally retarded demons all day long!Huang Qing couldn't do it, so he asked his wife to continue playing his large-scale simulation business game. If his wife was happy, Master Mozun would be happy.Ye Xuan replied happily: "It's a deal!"

As the divine voice fell, a thunderbolt sounded from the sky, and the oath was fulfilled.Huang Qing immediately shifted his target to Cangqin.

Master Mozun looked back at his wife happily, and saw that she looked at him strangely, and couldn't help being a little confused: "What...what's the matter?"

Yi Bei: "...It's nothing, it's just that the two of us really aren't good enough to be protagonists."

Hey!Lord Mozun ascended to the sky and entered the earth, Lord Mozun is mighty and unrivaled in the world, Lord Mozun shocked the three worlds, Lord Mozun responded to everyone!Why can't Lord Mozun be the protagonist!Master Mozun was angry in his heart, but when he saw that his wife couldn't get angry, he became even more angry, with a grievance on his face: "Why are we not made to be protagonists!"

Yi Bei clicked on the top lists of major websites, and opened them one by one to show Ye Xuan the profile and the selling points. He was heartbroken and shook his head, hating that iron could not be made into steel: "Look at it, see which protagonist is not made by the weak Go to the wall, fight monsters and level up, defeat one boss after another, build immortal feats, and become a legend in the end! What about you, you are completely the opposite of others! You were born with a full level, aggressive and good at fighting, and your intention is in the Three Realms, about you The legend of the legend has been circulating since ancient times, and it was set as the villain boss in various classic novels more than 20 years ago, but this is actually the pinnacle of your demon life! From weak to strong, you now only have half a magic core ;If someone fights monsters and upgrades, you, you are not downgraded, right? When someone defeats one boss after another, you, even the Emperor of Heaven and the Emperor come to your door, and you don’t even want to fight; He will eventually become a legend, you wear a scarf a month, and accept the praises of the gossip magazine in the devil world every day, don't be too down-to-earth! Your life is completely the opposite of a normal protagonist!"

Ye Xuan turned off these serious websites casually, skillfully opened one after another unscrupulous websites, and looked at Yi Bei with increasingly unscrupulous eyes: "Wife, why don't you just look at the meat...Where's the text?"

Elbe: "..."

Ye Xuan smiled charmingly, full of confidence, glanced around his collection, and proudly said: "Look at these protagonists, which one is comparable to me!"

Elbe: "..."

Ye Xuan's eyes became hotter and hotter, and he was about to confirm his identity as the male protagonist of the novel.

Yi Bei looked at him quietly: "In addition to reading this kind of short composition, do you usually watch action movies?"

Ye Xuan: "..." Damn it!

The male protagonist of the text is serious for a second: "I definitely don't want to read it, how can those people compare to my wife!"

Yi Bei: "Heh, how do you know you can't compare if you haven't seen it?"

Master Mozun is serious: "You don't need to look to know, because my wife must be the best in the world! With my wife, I don't have to look at other people anymore!"

Yi Bei recalled, he probably didn't have time to do these miscellaneous things, so he calmed down and stuffed Ye Xuan with a handful of candy by the way: "My husband is also the best husband in the world!"

With a sweet heart, Ye Xuan hugged his wife without letting go, took a sip, and worried: "I don't know if God will get diabetes."

Elbe: "..."

Ye Xuan accused: "It's all your fault for being too sweet!"

Yi Bei wrapped his arms around his neck, and there was less than one centimeter between their cheeks: "Then I put a little less sugar?"

Ye Xuan pressed his forehead against Yi Bei's: "No! I just like sweets, and I don't care if I have diabetes."

Yi Bei burst out laughing: "You are really not a serious protagonist."

Ye Xuan: "But hasn't my wife become stronger and upgraded to become an immortal legend?"

Yi Bei was stunned, he looked at Ye Xuan's black eyes, only himself was in those eyes, and slowly, he couldn't even accommodate himself in the blue sky and white clouds, his heart was full of swelling, this kind of moving emotion was countless It overflowed in his chest one time at a time, each time it came out of nowhere, making the eye sockets hot. After a long time, the heat cooled down a little, and Elbe found his voice: "I'm not the protagonist, I haven't played at all. Strange."

"Why haven't you ever fought a monster before?" Ye Xuan whispered, as if he was afraid that if his voice was too loud, the air current from his words would blow away Yi Bei. , directly defeated the ultimate big boss, and this ultimate big boss has actually become your cheat."

Yi Bei looked at him without blinking: "The ultimate big boss himself has gone from being brilliant to being ordinary."

"It's from loneliness to happiness, whether it's fighting for power or ruling the three realms, it's all because the ultimate boss thinks that he will be very happy to get such a result, but it seems that he can be happy without those things, the ultimate boss The boss has finally achieved his goal."

In the later days, I heard that Huang Qing found his guide, that Zhang Qiong was reincarnated as a girl but believed in the Emperor of Heaven, that Chen Jingchu died, and that Bai Ze sent the soul of Xu You who had been hidden for many years into the Reincarnation, I heard that the world has completely changed, but except that Cang Qin always comes to Ye Xuan for a drink, everything has nothing to do with Ye Xuan and Yi Bei.

Cang Qin hugged the wine jar and complained: "She doesn't even look at me."

Ye Xuan was called out from under the hot quilt, he just wanted to hit someone, and it was impossible to talk to him.

But Cang Qin can talk to himself: "The grandson of Bai Ze, he deceived all of us and the rules. He likes Xu You, and he played a big game of chess with the rules. He took a little magic core from you to make money." Cheng Chen Jingchu took away Yi Bei's bones from Yi Bei's burial ground, used Huang Qing's news from the foreign god to ask for two wings from Huang Qing, and then cheated one from the foreign god in the name of Huang Qing. Bones, stole one of Zhang Qiong's orifices, and borrowed my reincarnation to make Xu You the god and bone that gathers the six of us who are indispensable in this world, and a person who cannot be erased even by rules, but He has done so much, but after Xu You was reincarnated, he only dared to watch from a distance, he was so cowardly that he couldn't do it."

Ye Xuan grasped the point, slapped the table and stood up, and the magic gun was about to make a move: "What! He stole my wife's body!"

Yi Bei: "What are you talking about? If the corpse is gone, it will be gone. My male god wants to use it. Is that called stealing?"

Ye Xuan: "..." Ye Xuan was so angry that he curled up into a ball of angry mushrooms holding the magic gun!God damn it!Just a scheming man!That rubbish bastard is better than Lao Tzu!

Yi Bei didn't care too much, and bragged about the god of big data: "So that's the so-called three-headed flower that my male god was looking for at the beginning, but my male god is really awesome, predicting the future or something, it's too mysterious!"

Cang Qin: "Hey, speaking of it, I'm also sorry for you. I always thought that Zhang Qiong's orifice was broken up by you unintentionally. It turned out that Bai Ze sent someone to take it away while I was asleep."

Yi Bei: "??? Isn't Zhang Qiong born with a lack of awareness?"

Cang Qin: "??? Who said...is it Bai Ze?"

Elbe: "..."

Ye Xuan patted the table: "After a long time, the plot is all in Bai Ze's place! Did I get used by him?"

Cang Qin: "..."

Elbe: "..."

Ye Xuan: "...I'm so mad, wife, go to bed!"

Cang Qin: "...???"

Elbe: "...??? I thought you would say, let's fight."

Ye Xuan: "The person you like can only be kept by doing your best. If you keep it, you can only look at it and dare not go to it. Isn't it worse than being beaten severely?"

Elbe: "...it seems to make sense."

Ye Xuan: "Have you noticed, gods of the Three Realms, we two are the happiest now?"

Elbe: "Yes!"

"So, wife, go to bed!" Ye Xuan stretched out his hand to Yi Bei.

At night in the Demon Realm, the full moon hangs low, silver light falls on Ye Xuan's face, and the god stretches out his hand, like thousands of times before.

Elbe held his hand as thousands of times before.

Master Mozun, today is still at the bottom of the Three Realms, carrying on the blissful spirit of a small earth, his husband is weak, and he only has his wife in his heart.

The author has something to say:

Hahaha, my old rabbit is back!I have been wearing braces for the past two days. I advise everyone not to believe those liars on the Internet who say that invisible braces are basically painless!That's because their teeth are not messy!That's because they played their resistance position very well!That is their pain tolerance itself is great!Grandma, if you move your mouth casually, it hurts if the skin is broken and the mucous membrane is rubbed, okay?It hurts me to death. I have been autistic for a week. Now it's not that the pain is gone, but I feel... I have the strength to jump!By the way, I have such a messy tooth that even the braces doctor can't take it off, now I can take it off by myself hahaha, I'm too good!

It ended suddenly and I didn’t expect it. In fact, there should be a wedding, but I don’t want to write because of toothache. That’s it. Thank you for reading this. One music, no outline, no logic, no planning, many bugs and typos, well, we don’t have any big pursuits, just like my original intention of writing stories at the beginning, I hope that when I get older, I can read these stories and recall my past What I have done, my young time is not completely wasted.

cut~ call it a day!