Has Mozun returned to the Three Realms today?

But when it came to this matter, Elbe suddenly remembered another matter, about a...a story about a cesspit Laoka...

However, under the watchful eyes of everyone, talking about a cesspit or a card, even in the face of the demon king, it is a bit embarrassing. Yi Bei can only watch silently. This time Ye Xuan ignored the lock with ease this time. The iron chain that had been twisted several times was broken like noodles, and the fragments of the iron chain fell to the ground under the force of gravity. Ye Xuan pushed open the two decayed and deformed wooden doors, and made a hoarse sound like fingernails across the blackboard. The roar rushed straight up from below, the low-cultivation person and the little demon hugged their heads at the same time, but they still made their heads ache from the shock.

Although Yi Bei didn't feel that he was being attacked, he still felt that the voice was too unpleasant, so he couldn't help but frowned and glanced at Ye Xuan.

Ye Xuan thought that Yi Bei was afraid, and suddenly felt that the opportunity to show off his charm was coming. He put his arms around Yi Bei's shoulders, took the demon into his arms, looked into Yi Bei's eyes affectionately, and said in his most gentle and magnetic voice: "Don't be afraid, I will protect you!"

Another aria!It seems to be dubbed!

Elbe finally started to have a headache and wanted to push his head down!

Don't you know that you are a scumbag in acting?Don't you know that the more you express yourself, the stiffer you become?If I didn't know that you have paid so much for me, I would give you a stiff smile, an awkward hug, and a piercing translation accent. I really don't believe that you are sincere to me!Others can't tell lies, but you are good, you can't tell the truth!

If it weren't for the many people and monsters, Yi Bei would have slapped him away long ago, but...you have to show some face in front of outsiders, Yi Bei is too difficult, Yi Bei wants to ask Ye Xuan for a private teacher, one film king is not enough for two Well, if two movie stars are not enough, let the two movie stars continue to teach after they are dead. Even if there is no talent, is hard work still useless?

Yi Bei was mmp in his heart, his face was moved and wept, he touched Ye Xuan's collar, turned his ferocious face that he thought was affectionate but turned his back to everyone, and did not forget to praise him every day for the sake of family harmony: "Husband, you are so kind, I'm not afraid at all!"

The people who eat melons: ... Sure enough, there is no true love among the demons, this is just a play on the spot!There must be some ulterior and dirty deal in the middle!

Ye Xuan didn't realize at all that he had become a demon king who said "I don't know why, anyway, I'm just playing on the occasion, so there must be some big conspiracy brewing with true feelings", and he held himself happily, "I don't know how to do it, anyway, it's a harmonious one." The demon king is a scheming boy who must have some schemes. Maybe he actually likes the emperor, so he induces the demon king to wake up the human emperor. Even the demon king can use it. It must be more sinister than the demons." utility room.

The utility room is really a utility room. There are many wooden sticks, plastic sheets, steel pipes, broken tables and chairs, etc., in a mess. Except for Yexuan Yibei, only Xiaoxiang and Director Jiang entered this door together. , the utility room is very small, although Xiao Xiang is a ghost, you can see it after all, no one is ashamed to occupy a woman's floating space, and Ye Xuan doesn't want Director Jiang to meet Yi Bei, blocking Yi Bei and Director Jiang Suddenly, he turned his head and glared at Director Jiang: "What are you doing here?"

Jiang Ruhai was very calm: "How can I feel relieved that the demon king and the queen are walking in my center?"

Yi Bei has never stayed in such a place since he was a child. This stairwell-structured utility room is covered with a thick layer of dust everywhere, and Yi Bei's neat and clean misty blue coat is accidentally covered with plastic sheeting. I rubbed it on the sundries, and immediately left a conspicuous gray mark, not to mention always thinking of the metaphor of Ye Xuan's cesspit, my petty temper came up, and before Ye Xuan said a word, grabbed Ye Xuan arm, and calmly expressed his irritability: "I feel uncomfortable staying here, where is the entrance?"

Ye Xuan had no choice but to give up on hating others. He stood behind Yi Bei and stretched out his left arm to hold Yi Bei closer to his arms, leaving more space in front of Yi Bei. He stretched out his right hand and gently grabbed Yi Bei with his long five fingers. , as if grabbing an invisible layer of cloth and throwing it aside, a vortex as tall as a person appeared in front of him.

The vortex condenses like sea water, constantly tumbling and flowing in sequence, emitting a faint but clear light blue light in the dark sundries, and even seems to be accompanied by the sound of waves, and there is a faint smell of saltiness at the tip of the nose. In the vortex, it seems that there are water-filled breezes blowing, and it suddenly reaches the seaside.

Ye Xuan gently pushed Yi Bei forward: "This is a teleportation wheel, let's go."

Yi Bei stepped in without any hesitation. When his body passed through the teleportation wheel, he didn't feel anything. It was just that the ppt in front of him seemed to be switched, from a glowing whirling vertical vortex to... a pedestrian-free vortex. Commercial street!

"Thousands of years ago, there was a commercial street?" Elbe sighed.

Ye Xuan explained: "The simplest psychological refraction, this is the last section of the road in front of the gate of the underworld, it is used to bid farewell to the world of your life, and it reflects the place you are most at ease and familiar with. In other words, my wife, why is the place you are most at ease and most familiar with? Commercial Street!"

Mozun's heart is about to break, what his wife misses the most before she dies is actually his business empire!It's too difficult to date a career man!

Fortunately, Yi Bei's brains turned around quickly, and the routine of coaxing the demon king came easily: "Because, you are right next to me, so this only reflects the second most important part of my heart! I'm such a damn lover Double harvest man!"

Ye Xuan immediately hugged Yi Bei: "No! Beibei, you deserve this, you don't deserve to die at all!"

Yi Bei hurriedly hugged back: "No! I know, I have too many beautiful things in this world, but I will never give up even if I die!"

Ye Xuan pressed his fingers on Yi Bei's lips excitedly, and said affectionately: "I don't allow you to say that about yourself, this is what you should, you deserve all the beauty in this world."

Yi Bei raised his head slightly, stared into Ye Xuan's eyes, and said in a soft voice, "Honey, you're so kind~"

Ye Xuan: "Oh, wife, it's good to have you!"

Xiaoxiang: "..." No, it's me who deserves to be damned!Damn me... well, I'm already dead so I'm going to keep watching these two psychos and can't kill themselves!

Jiang Ruhai: "..." You two are so nice, but why do I feel like I'm not doing well anywhere!

It's disgusting!The people who eat melons expressed that they could not accept such disgusting crookedness, and even wanted to change the channel.

Xiao Xiang and Jiang Ruohai looked at each other, the female ghost signaled with her eyes and gestures that she didn't dare to disturb, Jiang Ruohai bit the bullet and said, "That..."

Ye Xuan's eye shot flew by, his handsome facial features were irritable and cold everywhere, showing a fierce look, his pitch-black eyes were like ice chiseled jade, and he was lifeless.

Jiang Ruhai: "..." You two are tired!Continue to get tired!

Ye Xuan turned his head away again, rubbing his lian on Yi Bei's face with a dreamy expression.

Jiang Ruhai: "..." Are current couples so disgusting when they get bored? !Forgive me for being single!Two people who are tens of thousands of years old together, so naive?

Yi Bei: "..." The Demon Lord is shameless and the Demon Queen has to show some face!

The demon queen who rubbed her face with Mozun resolutely slapped Mozun away when Mozun rubbed her face and wanted to rub her mouth: "Stop, go find the Emperor."

Demon Venerable: "???" When the Demon Queen rubbed her face with this deity, she was still thinking of the Emperor? !

This deity already knew that that shameless old bastard of the Human Sovereign seduced the Demon Queen!

FUCK FUCK FUCK! ! !Human Sovereign, dog, this deity beat you so hard that this deity couldn't even recognize you! ! !

Yi Bei, who was unaware of Ye Xuan's logic of seducing people without any connection, had no way to complain about it. He was still calm and even a little happy, walking side by side with the irritable Mozun on the commercial street. At the end of the street, there is a sudden river. The fog above the river is thick and gloomy, and you can't see the other side of the river. The small section of water under your eyes is smooth, with flowing ripples. I don't know the destination of the river. where.

However, Yi Bei clearly sensed a familiar demonic energy under the water, and was restless because of Ye Xuan's arrival.

"There's something under the water," Ye Xuan pulled Yi Bei's wrist and led him behind him, "What's wrong with this old man, he needs to put a watchdog after he sleeps, what the hell is he using Lao Tzu's devilish energy as his door Suo, I used Lao Tzu's devilish energy as a snack to feed this thing while he was asleep, it's too disgusting!"

"Wow", the water column soaring into the sky jumped up and rushed towards Yexuan. Behind Yexuan was Yi Bei who was a little slow to react. It was impossible to retreat. What if he stepped on his wife's foot!I don't know if my wife is afraid or not, Ye Xuan slightly turned his head, seeing Yi Bei's dazed expression from the corner of his eye, his heart was full of cuteness!cute!Ah Wei is dead!

The rushing jet of water collided with the invisible barrier beside Ye Xuan, and bounced back and splashed in all directions. Even if Jiang Ruhai reacted quickly enough, he took off his coat to cover his head and face while retreating, and half of his trousers were still wet.

Jiang Ruohai: "..." Why on earth did I come here!Besides eating dog food to help keep out the rain, what else did you do?

Only then did Yi Bei react, a little curious: "Is the monster coming out?"

Ye Xuan: "No, the magic energy is attracted by the magic core and wants to return to my body."

Yi Bei couldn't react again: "Then you just..."

Ye Xuan had a serious face: "The devilish energy was thrown here as dog food, it's already dirty, I don't want it."

Yi Bei: "..." I don't usually notice that you still have this obsession with cleanliness!If I were demonic, I would definitely kill you, a scumbag who has always given up!

Apparently, these disliked devilish qi also thought so. The entire river began to bubble like boiling hot water, and the devilish qi that was about to move emerged from every cracked bubble. Ascending and gathering, a dark cloud formed within a few breaths. These demonic energy was rejected by Ye Xuan and could not return to Ye Xuan's body, and was pulled by the magic core to continuously rush towards Ye Xuan. It could not be swallowed, dispersed, and could not be completely Annihilation, Ye Xuan's own devilish energy has become the first barrier in front of Ye Xuan!

The author has something to say:

Renhuang: Ah, dear, you are my only true love, and I want to write the most beautiful poem in the world for you!

The Emperor's only true love took out a copy of "Two or Three Things the Queen and the Emperor Have to Tell", a copy of "The Life of the Queen Yi Bei", and two copies of "Small Realms Gossip Weekly" and fell to the ground. On the face of the emperor: "Scumbag, I believe in your ghost, the old man thought I didn't know, you and the queen even published a book!"

Renhuang: "!!!" Does anyone care about this kind of gossip fandom!Does anyone care!

Ye Xuan: "!!!" Does anyone care about this kind of gossip fandom!Does anyone care!

Yi Bei: "..." The beginning of the rumors was just a scene where the Demon King used too much force :) The Demon Queen, who knew the whole thing, only blamed herself for being too smart and seeing too clearly.