Has Mozun returned to the Three Realms today?

Baozi cried and begged for mercy, Lord Mozun felt that he would lose face in front of the queen, so he raised his fingers slightly and threatened in a low voice: "Shut up! It's your honor to be eaten by the queen, you didn't do it voluntarily." Jumping into the dinner plate to pay tribute to the Demon Queen? Now I want to regret it, being a majestic Demon Lord is just a display!"

Baozi was so frightened that he suddenly stopped crying. On the white and soft bun skin of the yolk bun, there appeared two small black eyes the size of mung beans that only appear in children's animation. The small eyes stared in shock at Yi Bei, who was just around the corner, who was equally shocked. Then, Baozi blinked and opened his mouth: "Ouch—"

The custard bun started to spit mayonnaise like crazy!

Yi Bei, who was still in a daze, turned his legs sideways under the conditioned reflex of a slight cleanliness, and lowered his head to make sure that the mayonnaise did not fall on his pants.

Lord Mozun: "!!!" Damn my wife didn't get anything suspicious, did she? !

Ye Xuan was so frightened that he threw away the steamed stuffed bun and hurried to look at Yi Bei's pants. Fortunately, Yi Bei reacted in time. The mayonnaise fell on the corner of the chair and flowed down the chair legs. It was yellow and sticky, very disgusting.

The air seemed to be still, and the demon king who destroyed the sky did not dare to look up to see the queen's reaction!

Last time the figurative queen wanted to divorce, but this time...

"Ye, Xuan." Yi Bei maintained a sideways posture, looked at Lord Mozun who was looking down at the mayonnaise, and called Mozun's name word by word, with a bad tone, "Ye, Xuan?"

"Baby~" Master Mozun raised his face and smiled, trying to use his face that could captivate Yi Bei when he was still a human being to continue to confuse all living beings and pass the test.

It's a pity that this time Xiao Yi was not dazzled by Lord Mozun's beauty.Yi Bei stared at Ye Xuan vigilantly. Out of the corner of his eye, he noticed the steamed stuffed buns who climbed windows and doors but couldn't get out. He slowly stood up from the chair that was already stained with mayonnaise, and changed it for ten seconds. Looking down at Ye Xuan's eyes with a condescending and pleasant appearance before, he couldn't see any fear: "Who the hell are you?"

Master Mozun: "I...I am your husband!" It's over, it's over, the first question, who are you!In fact, strictly speaking, Yi Bei's legal husband is Ye Xuan, Ye Xuan has disappeared and now only Ye Xuan, but Ye Xuan also has all of Ye Xuan's memories and feelings, Ye Xuan is also Ye Xuan, as long as Yi Bei doesn't admit death, he can be fooled Pass the test, but in case Yi Bei insists that only Ye Xuan and not Ye Xuan...

"My wife, I don't want a divorce!" The sitting Ye Xuan hugged Yi Bei's waist, as if he had seen the back of Yi Bei tearing up the marriage certificate and leaving, feeling very flustered.

Baozi, who was trying to suck his stomach and try to squeeze out of the crack of the door, was frightened by the wailing of the Mozun, half of his body was stuck in the crack of the door, and the half of his body that was still outside the crack of the door writhed wildly, wanting to Get it out again.

Yi Bei: "..." Looking at the so-called Demon Lord who was holding him tightly and not letting go, and looking at the squashed bun, Yi Bei felt deeply powerless.Where did these two magical creatures escape? !Can someone like this be a Demon Lord?No wonder humans finally ruled the world.

"Get up." Yi Bei went to break Ye Xuan's arm.

Ye Xuan hugged her tightly and shook her head madly: "I don't, I don't, I don't want a divorce, wow, my wife, I was wrong, I shouldn't hide it from you, I love you, wow, my wife, don't leave me to find Tom Zhang, Jerry Wu Mary Su Xingyue Shen those little bitches, I love you, I treat you well, I care about you, I look good, I am rich, and I am amazing!"

Obviously he should calmly ask about the situation and make a decision, but Xiao Yi's decision-making ideas can always easily encounter Waterloo here at Yexuan. He should be stern, but he didn't know what was so funny and laughed: "Tom Who are Zhang Jerry, Wu Mali, Su Xingyue, and Shen? What are you talking about?"

Hearing Yi Bei's smile, Lord Mozun, who had been refusing to look up, finally raised his head. Looking at Yi Bei's smiling face, he felt relieved and felt aggrieved: "Baby, don't you remember? Tom Zhang is the one we just met. The blond-haired foreign man who chased you when you were young, Jerry Wu was the other person you said you were still considering when you proposed adopting me, Mary Sue was the daughter of your family friend, Xingyue Shen was your white moonlight First love!"

Master Mozun just said these people once, and he felt sour: "But I have already forgotten who they are, but I met you a little earlier than me, and the reputation in the entertainment industry is bigger, so my parents like it more. A little bit, look a little more pure, they are not a threat to me, they are not worthy of being my opponents, I don't take it to heart at all!"

Yi Bei: "..." Then you really didn't take them to heart.

"Baby, I'm sorry." Master Mozun admitted his mistake quickly and sincerely.Anyway, whether you are wrong or right, it is right to admit your mistakes first.Master Mozun can bend and stretch, and maintaining family harmony is the basic responsibility of every indomitable male devil. For this purpose, if you don’t stick to small details, will the demons have to face it? !Why face? !As a Demon Lord, you must be even more shameless and informal! "I'm keeping it from you, I was wrong, but for so many years, we both have a very happy life, are you happy?"

Master Mozun secretly changed the concept, and never mentioned the fact that he had only recently awakened.

Elbe: "..."

Xiao Yi always has a flexible mind and a clear mind, and he can calculate the pros and cons of a matter as quickly as possible. The disadvantages brought by Ye Xuan's identity hardly need to be too concretely imagined. Just looking at the attitude towards the demon king in human literature works, you can see You can know that there will be endless troubles in the future, and in that troubled world, it is beyond Xiao Yi's understanding and control, and the demon king is basically equivalent to danger.And continuing to have a relationship with Ye Xuan, it seems that there is no specific and clear benefit for the time being.

It's just that giving up Ye Xuan is far more difficult now than it was five years ago.

President Xiao Yi sighed: "In the past five years, have you never thought of telling me the truth?"

Lord Mozun: "!!!" It's over!The second test, why don't you trust me!

The desire to survive made Master Mozun quick-witted: "I have always wanted to tell you, but you are always too busy and tired, and I don't want you to worry about me. I just want to be an ordinary person who belongs only to you. I have nothing to do with the revival of the demon race, I just want to live in peace with you."

Perfect!Why is this deity so wise!Be impressed by your wit!As for the revival of the Demon Race or something, I will push it and push it for a while, and it will not be a big problem to plan slowly!

"Then why are you telling me now?"

A series of three questions, every sentence is terrible.Master Mozun turned his head at high speed: "Because, because of the buns!"

Baozi resting against the door: "???"

Xiao Yi always looked at the steamed stuffed bun who still didn't escape after a fierce operation: "What's wrong with it?" It's not that Yi Bei swelled up, but what can such a stupid little steamed stuffed bun do?There doesn't seem to be any threat other than crying.

Baozi also looked at Master Mozun, and responded in a childish voice: "Yes, I... what's wrong with me?"

Master Mozun resolutely threw the pot away: "Baozi wants to harm you, so I have to do it!"

Elbe: "??? You mean, it wants to choke me to death?"

Baozi: "??? Who? Me? I don't want to commit suicide."

Lord Mozun glared at the little bun who was only a little bigger than a beer bottle cap, and tried to make Baozi confess his guilt with his eyes: "Yes, it is you, who intends to murder the queen, what should I do!"

Baozi: "..." This really means that there is no reason to blame him, can Baozi bully him casually? !

"If you plead guilty, you can spare your life. If you don't plead guilty, I will make you really an ordinary steamed stuffed bun!" In order to bully a steamed stuffed bun, Master Mozun even used consciousness suppression!

Custard bun: "..."

As expected of a Demon Lord, he is simply shameless! Baozi, who faced the third death threat within 5 minutes, was beaten into a grievance: "Yes, it was me, I was wrong."

Ye Xuan looked at Yi Bei applaudingly: "Look at it, it admitted its crimes! It's really heinous, as a bun, it doesn't do its job well, and it wants to choke the devil queen to death, it should be punished!" Nine Clans!"

Zhu Jiu Clan... Yi Bei's eyes fell on the remaining buns on the plate...

The devil cannot be trusted, and life-saving is the most important thing.In just a short while, the custard bag has already judged the situation and saw clearly who is the real master in this room!It bounced decisively and landed at Yi Bei's feet. With its body at a 45-degree angle to the ground, it raised its face to look at Yi Bei, and hugged its thighs in a milky voice: "Wow, this beautiful, kind, cute, dignified, handsome, unrestrained and suave devil Master Hou, you are really my idol, Lord Idol, are you willing to accept me as your little brother?"

Yi Bei: "..." Wasn't it you who almost threw up on me just now?Are idols the ones who vomit?Is it such an old meme?

Ye Xuan was alert to all living creatures that appeared within five meters of Yi Bei, and stretched out his hand to shoot this shameless bun away.

Elbe coughed.

Master Mozun immediately forgot about Baozi, and looked at Yi Bei with concern: "Is baby sick? It must be because of the bad weather here!"

Elbe: "I'm not sick, but the weather is indeed bad and the temperature difference is too great."

Lord Mozun: "..." He didn't dare to speak.

Yi Bei: "Leave this bun, it's so hard to make a bun."

Master Mozun: "But baby, this bun..."

"I want to raise a steamed stuffed bun, is it okay, hubby~" Yi Bei smiled, putting his arms on Ye Xuan's shoulders and acting softly.

Master Mozun was stunned for a moment, then came to his senses, and stood up abruptly: "Baby is not angry anymore? Okay, you can raise it, you can raise it, you can raise anything, do you want to raise a unicorn? Many humans like it very much. Unicorn, baby like me to catch one for you."

Because the Mozun stood up suddenly but still hugged Yi Bei's waist and did not let go, and Yi Bei's hands were still on Ye Xuan's shoulders, and the two became an extremely intimate posture. With a coquettish smile.The crooked eyes and tiny teeth were coated with an extra alluring light by the soft light, and the breathing was intertwined, and one could smell the fragrance of the shower gel on the young master's body that had not faded away.

Stared at by Ye Xuan's fiery gaze, the smile on Yi Bei's face was gradually replaced by nervousness and shyness.Although I know in my heart that this is still Ye Xuan, there is a difference between knowing something and not knowing. This person is suddenly full of uncertainties that he is about to leave Yi Bei's control, making Yi Bei's prediction of Ye Xuan's behavior impossible. confirm.

"Is it a little hot?" Yi Bei was a little nervous and wanted to withdraw his hand and leave Ye Xuan's side, but his arms were held down and even turned into a posture around the other's neck.

Yi Bei nervously licked his dry lips: "I..."

All the following words were swallowed into the fiery kiss.

Creatures like monsters have always been absurd in human descriptions.

As a Demon Lord, Ye Xuan, who confessed his identity, indeed showed the essence of an excellent Demon Race.

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