Has Mozun returned to the Three Realms today?

Experience has proved that my brother-in-law cannot be saved, and my brother-in-law is the old enemy of the big devil. Ye Xuan swore: "If I save you next time, I will be a dog!"

Yi Nan was crying without any tears. He didn't know if it was real or fake, but he didn't admit defeat at all anyway: "Who wants you to save me! I didn't ask you!"

Ye Xuan shook his hands, loosened his brother-in-law's collar, Yi Nan screamed in fright, flung his arms and legs wildly, Ye Xuan grabbed his brother-in-law's collar tightly again, and smiled: "Boy, now you know..."

Elbe's voice came: "Nannan! Nannan!"

Ye Xuan quickly hugged Yi Nan tightly, and asked Yi Bei for credit: "Beibei! Beibei! I saved Nannan..."

"Wow!" Brother-in-law's cry suppressed Mozun's voice, "Brother! Brother! Sister-in-law is going to kill me!"

Ye Xuan: "???" Wait, have you forgotten whose arms you are in? !This deity is holding your life in his hands, so you think that this deity is deaf?

In the air, Yi Bei was holding Baozi in his hand, and just about to reach out his other hand to catch Yi Nan, Baozi desperately took Yi Bei away: "Big brother, big brother, don't, don't, don't do it, you can't do it! Really can not!"

One of them almost dropped the bag, adding one more, the bag will really be exhausted!

Ye Xuan took Yi Bei, holding Yi Nan with his left hand, and Yi Bei with his right hand. The two brothers, Yi Bei and Yi Nan, looked at each other from a distance across Ye Xuan, with only each other in their eyes.

Ye Xuan: "???" What's going on?When the deity does not exist?

Ye Xuan coughed hard: "Beibei, Beibei, do you want to learn how to fly ducks?"

Elbe: "Huh?" Sounds good!

Ye Xuan: "This is relatively simple. The mantra is very short. There is only one sentence in total. I said it, and you repeat it to me."

After Ye Xuan said something, Yi Bei and Yi Nan repeated it, Ye Xuan glared at Yi Nan, and Yi Bei and Yi Nan glared at Ye Xuan together.

Ye Xuan: "??? No, staring at people is not a must!"

Although Yi Bei doesn't know the magic language yet, his memory is pretty good. Ye Xuan's sentence is only six syllables. opened hands.

Yi Bei chanted the incantation brokenly, and stopped in the air with trepidation. A sudden gust of wind passed by Yi Bei's side, and Yi Bei's whole body was rubbed by this weak air current, causing him to roll in the air. It's like being thrown into a front-loading washing machine, tumbling endlessly and having a headache.Ye Xuan quickly smashed Yi Nan on Baozi's head, rushed over to hold Yi Bei in his arms and stopped.

Baozi let out a scream, and was knocked down by Yi Nan for tens of meters, then exploded into a small universe again, carrying Yi Nan up and down, and went home first.

He didn't want to talk to the Demon Lord at all, and would throw people on Baobao every day, and the stuffing of the buns would come out!snort!

"Don't be afraid of it, the wind is just your slave." Ye Xuan arranged Yi Bei, and walked away slowly again, only holding Yi Bei's little fingertip, "Your spell is good, try again, hold your breath, you can."

Yi Bei once again stopped at the same spot by himself. This time, apart from thinking about the spell, he also paid two attentions to the airflow around him.I don't know how high it is from the ground, the airflow in the air is mottled and chaotic, and a small wind blows from time to time. Although there is no ground under his feet, Yi Bei imagines the feeling of stepping on the ground, with his limbs against the airflow in all directions, as if A toddler, extending her arms to orient herself.

"My wife is really awesome!" Master Mozun took out two fluorescent sticks from nowhere and waved them vigorously in the air. If there was no one in the sky, he would have been waved by this 1.9-meter man with two fingers thick The appearance of the light stick was shocking.

Yi Bei didn't dare to laugh at him, and tried to take a step forward.

"Damn it, you road idiot, where is this, which is this, which is this!!!" A scream came from far in the air, getting closer and more horrific.

"Damn it, how do I know! What's wrong with this navigation! I said that the mobile phone should be replaced, but the department just won't change it. Where is Katayama!" Another voice seemed to be separated It's a few hundred meters away.

"You're changing it yourself, with a salary of hundreds of thousands a year, just waiting to be issued a business jet. Your old man's plane seven or eight years ago can't even use a 4G card. What kind of navigation did you install? Oh shit!"

"Why should I spend my own money to change my mobile phone! This webpage navigation is also very easy to use!"

"I'll go to Nima's web page navigation!"

The last sentence, along with the owner of this sentence, appeared not far from Elbe.

Two people, one holding the phone aloft, and the other using his hand as a fan to put down the flames on himself, when they saw Ye Xuan and Yi Bei, they immediately became calm and waved at Ye Xuan and Yi Bei from a distance: "Tao Friendly said friendly."

Ye Xuan flew to Yi Bei's side, held Yi Bei's hand, looked at the two lost bastards, and deeply felt that the current human world is really unreliable, quite unreliable, human pills, human pills!

Yi Bei also waved his hand: "Where are you two going to play?"

The one holding the mobile phone said seriously: "How can it be for fun? We are going to get down to business!"

The one who got angry said seriously: "It is said that there was a mountain disaster on Katayama, unlike a natural disaster. We received instructions from our superiors to check the situation."

The people from the management bureau were really quick enough. Just as Ye Xuan slapped Shan’s head with a slap, the management bureau sent people out to check, but they sent two road idiots. I don’t know what to think, but Yi Bei kindly reminded: "... Katayama... over there."

Elbe pointed to the guide.

The two bastards glared at each other, and the simple glance contained endless condemnation of each other!

"Ahahaha, of course we know Katayama is there, isn't it on the way, on the way." The one holding the phone forced a hahaha, and waved, "Then we're leaving, urgent business, urgent business. "

Yi Bei gave Ye Xuan a hand, and caught up with the two of them: "Hey, fellow daoists, are there any monsters on the other side of Katayama?"

The one with the mobile phone glanced at Yi Bei: "Fellow Daoist, you're in Niutou Valley Cow Pipi, what's your name?"

The name Niu Pi Pi is real. Yi Bei felt that the whole Taoist world was not very good at picking names, so he imitated Niu Pi Pi's tone and said, "Nine-star magician Yi Bei in Xiayin City's high-end processing center."

Niu Pipi: "Hey, Yincheng, do you know Niu Qiqi?"

Elbe has really heard of it!This kid Niu Qiqi is one of Yi Bei's 24 filial sons, who calls his father every day. At that time, Yi Bei felt that this name was really cowhide. He didn't expect to see cowhide cowhide today: "Know , we are in the same period.”

Niu Pipi was a little surprised to meet an old acquaintance in a foreign land: "Oh, you and Qiqi are both nine-star exorcists at the same time!"

Yi Bei raised his hand modestly and pressed down: "Low-key, low-key, what's the situation in Katayama? Is there a demon or a demon?"

Niu Pipi said: "There is a monster in that place, but it is an honest monster registered with the management bureau, it is only a few thousand years old monster, we should all call it senior. This time I don't know Katayama What exactly happened, please ask Shan Yao first."

Elbe remembered the legend: "Is that demon single?"

Niu Pipi took a look at Yi Bei, and said hesitantly: "This...he...he has someone he likes..."

Elbe: "...I'm married, thank you!"

Niu Pipi breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, let me tell you earlier, it's good to be married. Hahaha. Shan Yao has always claimed to have someone he likes, but no one has ever met the person he likes. Who knows the truth? It’s fake. Ah, isn’t that Katayama?”

A mountain with a flat head just shaved loomed below, red police lights flashing at the foot of the mountain, accompanied by the siren of the emergency car, Ye Xuan looked indifferent, as if he hadn't seen anything, but Elbe couldn't. Go down, pull Ye Xuan to say goodbye: "I still have something to do at home, so I'll go back first."

Niu Pipi waved his hand: "Ah, we have to work too, goodbye fellow daoist."

When we got home, Yi Nan was already asleep, so it was not easy for Yi Bei to wake him up and ask him what happened to the monster. It would be too cruel to force a child to recall the scene of being kidnapped. Finding that Yi Nan was not there, he quietly sent Yi Nan home and covered him with a quilt.Then he went back to his home, pointed to the sofa and said to Ye Xuan, "Sit down."

Ye Xuan didn't know why, but looking at Yi Bei's face, he felt that he must have done something wrong again. He sat on the sofa obediently, with his hands on his knees, sitting obediently, and confessed his mistake before Yi Bei could speak: " My wife, I was wrong, don't be angry."

Yi Bei was stunned: "You really know your mistake? Then where is your mistake?"

Ye Xuan thought for a while, and felt that he found a monster and rescued his brother-in-law today. It's a great thing, and there is nothing wrong with it, unless his wife finally thinks that a creature like this brother-in-law should not be saved, but the way his wife looked at his brother-in-law just now does not seem like To break up with my brother-in-law and share the rhythm of the family property, Ye Xuan continued to think about it, and said with a sly head: "I was wrong, I can't beat that old man, I will embarrass you!" It's really too miserable, the devil It's fine if the Zun can't beat him, but he's ashamed in front of his wife, how can the Zun have the face to see his wife!I want to swallow the duck and kill myself!

Yi Bei: "..." Sure enough, we can't expect too much from the Demon Lord's three views!

"You destroyed half of the mountain with one palm today, don't you think there's anything wrong?" Sitting opposite Ye Xuan, Yi Bei asked with a straight face.

Ye Xuan never expected that it was because of this incident. His wife had raised her opinion on this incident at the time, but she was still struggling with it now: "But my wife, everyone is a duck to death. I just brought this result ahead of schedule. In heaven, there is nothing unreasonable. And I didn't do it on purpose!"

It's good news that Mozun didn't intend to destroy the world, isn't it? !

Yi Bei: "Then every time you do this kind of thing in the future, think about it, what if one of my parents, my friend, and Nan Nan happens to be within the scope of the harm you may cause? "

Ye Xuan: "..." The wife will definitely be sad.

Master Mozun solemnly swore: "I know, I will definitely pay attention next time! Mozun means what he says!"

"It's not good! Nannan was captured by monsters again!" Baozi rushed in panting.

Ye Xuan glanced at Yi Bei's face, stood up abruptly, and was about to save his brother-in-law.

As for swearing to save my brother-in-law again, it is a dog or something, and the demons are insidious and cunning and will never keep their promises!