Has Mozun returned to the Three Realms today?

Bai Ze turned around and left, Ye Xuan suddenly thought of something: "Hey, you, you, you, you, you, you know the past and the present through the night, and you can foresee the future, why do you want me to help you find things?"

Bai Ze didn't look back: "If I leave, someone will find out."

Ye Xuan got into the car holding a small note, and looked at the list Bai Ze wanted: "What the hell is this, a dragonfly with seven wings, a turtle with five legs, what a mess, why do you want these things?"

Yi Bei squeezed his phone: "I read on the Internet that Bai Ze is just an ordinary divine beast, with no advantages except knowing a lot. Is this divine beast one of the Heavenly Emperor's subordinates?"

Ye Xuan: "...Daughter-in-law, you're a man of science and engineering, why do you think that Bai Ze is just an ordinary beast?"

Yi Bei: "???" I'm not into folklore, so what does it matter?

Ye Xuan was full of confusion: "Ah, I don't know much. As far as I know, isn't what you do with computers just collecting and utilizing big data?"

Elbe: "...All right." You can do whatever you say, illiterate!

Ye Xuan was affirmed, and he took it for granted, "Isn't it the most complete big data to know everything in the world from the past to the present?"

Elbe: "!!!" Damn it!What this mentally retarded person said is very reasonable!Why did he suddenly become so wise!

"Look, my wife, alone, he knows everything and has the ability to process all the information, but he also has such a godlike ability as this deity!" Lord Mozun patted his thigh, and put the small note into his pocket Inside, I started the car, "Damn, it's okay for him to be nestled in the snow-capped mountains, but now that I'm out, the deity wants to let him get three points!"

Elbe: "..." The god of big...big data...? !Isn't this a supercomputer, the biggest patch and biggest bug in the world? !Fuck, this hang is too big, it's too early to drive ahead!

Yi Bei's excited heart trembled, and he could hardly hold the phone: "I've decided, he is my idol!"

Ye Xuan shook his hands, and the car turned coquettishly on the road: "Wait, what are you talking about, wife? I didn't hear clearly!"

Yi Bei held his mobile phone full of admiration, as if he saw the God of Big Data wearing human skin, but in fact, his handsome and indifferent appearance was made of steel without human emotions. A supercomputer stands on top of the world, overlooking all living beings to rule the world: "He is my idol!"

Ye Xuan: "..." I almost cried!My wife empathizes with me, my wife doesn't love me anymore!

"So, don't speak ill of my idol anymore!" Yi Bei immediately took the position of a follower, severely reprimanded Ye Xuan for his unfounded speech, and called out for the idol he hadn't met a few times.

Ye Xuan: "???" Wife, you are the queen of the devil, the queen of the devil, can you recognize your identity now!

"In the 21st century, what is the most important resource? It's information!" Elbe was impassioned, as if he had been invited to give a speech, "One person, oh no, God, possesses all the information in this world, and all of them are true and effective...etc. Wait, are all the things Bai Ze knows true and effective?"

What a big deal!Where did it come from!While beating Bai Ze [-] times in his heart, Ye Xuan replied blankly: "Yes, this is his talent, but not being interested in anything is also an innate defect of his character. It stands to reason that he should be a record Those who don’t deserve to leave the snow mountain.” So hurry up and go back wherever you came!

Damn, isn't this the setting of the God of Machines? !Yi Bei thought it was cool: "But in addition to the storage function, God also gave him super execution power. What kind of fairy setting is this!"

Ye Xuan: "... Wife, have you found that you are admiring other men?"

Yi Bei excitedly slapped Ye Xuan: "It's not appreciation, it's worship!"

Ye Xuan: "..." Fine, as long as you are happy!Anyway, the deity will not let you see him for the third time!

Yi Bei returned home, and began to struggle with his little trick again: "Tell me, if I open a back door in the office system, will my idol know about it?"

Ye Xuan: "Anyway, he doesn't care, whatever, he knows too much, if he still interferes, he will be punished by God, don't be afraid of him!"

Yi Bei began to worry about his idol again: "God's wrath?! Hey, my idol is really suffering!"

Ye Xuan: "..." His grandma's dead Bai Ze!

"Oh, my idol..." Yi Beiwo searched various legends about Bai Ze with his mobile phone in his arms on the sofa, like a little boy who has fallen into a huge pit.

Ye Xuan: "... Wife! Learn magic from me!"

Elbe raised his head: "What?"

Sure enough, the wife can still be attracted by the deity!Ye Xuan resolutely said: "You are the queen of the devil, learn some serious business from me!"

Elbe's interest came up again, and he temporarily put the almighty big data god aside: "What are you studying?"

Ye Xuan took out a pair of thin gold-rimmed glasses out of nowhere, and when he put them on, he looked like a gentleman and a dog, as if he was a man of culture. He coughed lightly and said solemnly: "Come on, put your glasses on." Bring out your textbooks."

Yi Bei: "???" When did the textbooks get distributed?

Ye Xuan covered his lips with his fist, and reminded in a low voice: "The magic book, the magic book, the magic book of everything."

"Oh oh oh." Elbe quickly took out the thick book from the safe, and opened the first page.

Ye Xuan: "Hey, my wife, it's very inconvenient for you to do this. You have to open the safe every time. How about this, learn the art of space first."

Elbe sat cross-legged, holding a small notebook, and listened carefully.

Ye Xuan: "My wife, you are also a cultural person. In fact, this technique of space is easy to understand. For example, your skin was smooth and flat, and then a tumor grew. The protruding tumor, Isn’t it just like a small pocket that can be stuffed with things!”

Elbe: "..."

Yi Bei endured and endured, but still couldn't hold back: "Teacher, do you have a better example!"

Ye Xuan: "...Next step! Look at this tumor..." Yi Bei rolled his eyes, and Ye Xuan quickly changed his words, "Little pocket! This little pocket grew on you...on me! The little pocket on my body ! This little pocket on my body, because it grew on my body, so only I can make the decision, and I can put things in it and take things in.”

Yi Bei: "..." Actually, I didn't understand it very well. Anyway, after becoming a devil, there is something growing on my body, which can be used!

Ye Xuan: "The principle is clear, and it must be accompanied by a spell. My wife, you are not yet proficient and can't reach the level of casting spells with your mind, so you have to say the spell. There is no requirement for the volume, speed, or tone of voice." Request. Come on, read with me, @su%u…”

Elbe: "??? Speak human language!"

Ye Xuan: "I can't say it! The spells of the demons can only be in the language of the demons, which is called the magic language for short!"

Elbe: "!!!"

Master Mozun sighed, feeling that there was too much to teach: "Hey, wife, you should learn a small language first!"

Yi Bei: "..." The road to becoming a demon is not easy!Why do those people in the novel become demons every minute, every minute their strength increases every minute, every minute the devil's methods can do everything!

Lord Mozun: "Hey, take your time, take your time, don't rush." ​​Hehehe, this way my wife won't always think about that beast!This deity is really a genius!

Next, just throw what the beast wants to the three idlers to find it.

"Fuck, what the hell is this!" The black cat almost collapsed when it saw the note, "Where can I find it all!"

Ye Xuan waved his hand casually: "Oh, it's the kind of deformed mutant that shouldn't have appeared but happened to survive when it shouldn't have survived, go find it, who knows what he's used for , don’t care about the time, just find it slowly.”

The three subordinates left devastated, the house was clean again, my wife was obediently learning a small language, and she looked so cute when she was serious, the world couldn't be a better place.

Lord Mozun cut up a plate of fruit, and happily handed it to Yi Bei. Just as he picked up a piece of apple and brought it to Yi Bei's mouth, a small white dot suddenly appeared!

Ye Xuan: "..." Knock Lima!Knock in mom!Knock in mom!

The little white dot rolled twice in the air, stabilized his body, found Ye Xuan and Yi Bei to put it down, and shouted in a hurry: "It's not good, it's not good, something happened to Nan Nan!"

Yi Bei stood up suddenly, and the wooden stool was pulled on the floor with a harsh sound: "What's wrong with Nan Nan?!"

Baozi patted his little wings: "WoWaWa...Wo just fell asleep for a while, and he was abducted if he didn't pay attention to him!"

"You're going to chase after you've been kidnapped. You're a monster, can't you deal with someone like that?" Ye Xuan gently put his hands on Yi Bei's shoulders, frowning coldly at Baozi, "You can't even look down on a child. What's the use!"

Baozi patted his wings vigorously, feeling aggrieved: "Baobao can't beat the opponent, whoa!"

Ye Xuan frowned slightly: "What is the background of the other party?"

"It's a monster, a monster who is stronger than Baobao, does he want to eat children!"

Yi Bei's feet softened, Ye Xuan hurriedly supported Yi Bei, and glared at Baozi: "What nonsense are you talking about, where are there so many man-eating monsters now!"

Baozi looked at Ye Xuan, then at Yi Bei, lowered his head and said in a low voice: "Bao Bao is also worried about Nan Nan, Nan Nan is so small, he can't just catch Nan Nan to fall in love!"

Ye Xuan: "..." What kind of thinking is this?The buns are stuffed?

Baozi's logic is very smooth: "Only when a child who is good enough to see the age of dating is taken away, there will be a love story. What else does a child have besides eating?"

Yi Bei couldn't stand anymore, he couldn't speak at all, his mind was full of monsters who ate children and Nan Nan who kept crying.Ye Xuan put his arms around Yi Bei, and slapped the bun to the ground: "Shut up! If you can't speak, no one will let you speak!"

The steamed stuffed bun spread out on the ground, struggling to change his body from flat to three-dimensional again: "Brother, it's not too late, let's go!"

Yi Bei took a deep breath, and the strength of his whole body was deposited into his limbs because of this breath, and he was barely able to support himself: "Go!"

He wanted to see which monster dared to touch his brother Yi Bei!