Has Mozun returned to the Three Realms today?

"Why didn't you say this way earlier!" Ye Xuan laughed twice, realizing that something was wrong, Junmei made a provocative gesture, then raised her foot angrily.

Shark retreated a step back, and argued: "It's just that this method has wronged the Demon Queen. The Demon Lord's marriage to the Demon Queen should be a glorious announcement to the three worlds and all directions to congratulate all the people coming to court, but Boss, you don't have a magic core now, so your status is a bit embarrassing." ah!"

Ye Xuan: "..." What the dead fish said was quite reasonable!It's just too reasonable, Lord Mozun can't hold back his face!What a hot guy, he doesn't speak euphemistically at all!

Seeing Ye Xuan retracting his feet, the shark opened his bloody mouth to El Bei and grinned to accompany him: "Besides, if the queen drinks the devil's blood, eats the devil's flesh and melts the devil's soul, she will never be a human again. Too willing?"

Elbe: "..." Wait, what operation?

Silence is Yi Zhai this morning.

It was a unicorn and a python that broke the silence.

"Grandma's legs! How could a little demon exorcist dare to trick me? When I was messing around, your ancestor was a paramecium!" The unicorn passed through the wall, shaking its head and tail angrily, "It's unreasonable! How could this be so..." Halfway through the speech, seeing the strange atmosphere in the living room, the witty unicorn immediately changed the subject, and did not even change his angry tone, flattering him invisible, "If it weren't for you and us For the sake of the queen being of the same clan, I have already beaten you!"

To be a devil is to be able to tell lies with your eyes open, conscience?A unicorn has no conscience, it only pleases the Demon King and Queen!

Hua Python: "...Didn't you catch up?"

Unicorn: What hot chicken teammate!Report malicious insults!

Yi Bei coughed lightly to break the embarrassment: "Tell me in detail what the operation is and what the consequences are."

The shark took out a strange book from an unknown space. This book is so strange that as a soul in Elbe, you can also see the name of this book with a colorful cover that is extremely revealing: "Demon Race—You Things You Should Know".Shark skillfully opened the book, looked at Elbe and read: "Demon Race—No. 30 Five things you should know: If you have the opportunity to hug your thigh, you must hug your thigh by any means. Remember! If you have the opportunity to hug your thigh The demon's thigh, after becoming a demon, you will gain the power of the demon, have the same right to speak as the demon, and even influence the decision of the demon, and become a pivotal role in the three realms. Therefore, it is very important to hold the thighs, and it can save a lot of hard work to hold the thighs correctly. I hope that the young little demons can realize the importance of a good thigh."

The unicorn and the flower python nodded in unison, expressing their agreement from the bottom of their hearts.

Yi Bei: "..." The education of the demons...is fully reflected in these four animals from the demons.

The shark turned a page back: "If you have the chance to become a demon queen, remember, the operation steps are in the demon king's accompanying book—the book of all things."

Elbe: "..."

shark:"……"

Shark simply threw the strange book in his hand aside, took out Master Mozun's magic book of all things again, and carefully flipped through the contents.

...5 minutes have passed...

Ye Xuan quietly glanced at Yi Bei, tapped his fingertips on the back of Yi Bei's hand, turned his head away, looked at the ceiling and pretended that he hadn't done anything.

The feeling of excitement appeared so suddenly, and the place on the back of Yi Bei's hand touched by Ye Xuan was always hot. Yi Bei glared at Ye Xuan, only staring at the back of a furry head. This guy's hair seemed to grow a little longer. Another day Just shave him bald.The old shark's movements are really slow, and he hasn't turned the page for a long time, so he might as well do it by himself.If you can't become a human being, do you have to become a demon?It seems that being a demon is not a good thing no matter when and where it is. Things, this is much better than being a ghost.Be a demon, be a demon if you want to be a demon, anyway, you are already married to the demon master, and you have long been inseparable from the demon clan, so you should be a demon.

Yi Bei's mind was filled with all sorts of messy thoughts, some were about the company's directors and contracts, some were about Ye Xuan's horrific roles, some were about the faces of his parents and younger brothers, and some were about hitting him straight Ghost car, he ran to the old shark and grabbed Ye Xuan's book. I don't know if it was because of the blood of the demon king. He had no difficulty touching this book, and it was not difficult to grab the book. Gathering to the top of the head, it was almost an illusion to hear the sound of his own heartbeat and blood flow. Yi Bei retrieved the chapter about the Queen's Contract in the catalog in twos and threes, and saw the above records clearly in less than 5 minutes.

An extremely complicated magic circle, with instructions for use, and an extremely awkward incantation, with comparative notes.

Yi Bei felt that his whole body was full of strength, and he felt top-heavy and he couldn't tell the direction. He felt that he was about to float up, and he felt that his body was so heavy that he almost fell to the ground. He felt that he had remembered everything, and he felt that he remembered too much too messy.Holding the book in his arms, he got into the arms of Ye Xuan, who was half-squatting behind him protecting him, and whispered: "Go, go, be a devil."

Ye Xuan hugged Yi Bei tightly to prevent him from slipping to the ground, picked him up with the books, and carried them upstairs.

Shark: "...the Demon Lord has already gotten married and obtained a certificate according to human customs, so what's the rush?"

The unicorn flicked its ponytail melancholy, looked at the curtains where sunlight was leaking from the frame, and sighed softly: "Blame me, he's so handsome."

Shark and Flower Python: "..." Just for this sentence, a small report must be made!

Ye Xuan closed the study door, put Yi Bei down, and Yi Bei sat down at the desk, picked up a pen, picked up a piece of paper and began to draw on it.Young Master Yi attended a lot of interest classes since he was a child, so painting is no problem at all. While he was painting, Ye Xuan traced and enlarged in proportion in the center of the study room. A bright dark red flame lit up at the self-intersection point, pushed to the whole formation in the blink of an eye, burning blazingly but icy cold to the bone.In the magic circle, a long and narrow blood-colored line parted tremblingly, like a bloodshot eye, blinking slightly, staring at Ye Xuan silently.Yi Bei immersed himself in writing the operating instructions. Ye Xuan followed the instructions and gently pinched his left arm without changing his face, pinching off a small piece of bright red flesh. With his left hand, he took out a golden bowl and threw the flesh into it. Stand above the eyes.

After Yi Bei finished drawing and writing, he copied a copy of the incantation to Ye Xuan. Ye Xuan held the golden bowl in his left hand, and the wound on his arm had completely healed.Yi Bei stared blankly at the bloody flesh in the golden bowl for a while.Normally, Young Master Yi would vomit this kind of thing just by looking at it, but today he didn't know what was going on, his mind went blank, he picked up the piece of devil meat and stuffed it into his mouth.The entrance of the demon king's flesh and blood turned into a cold breath that flowed down his throat and reached his heart, even his soul was about to freeze.

Yi Bei's blood that was about to boil was reduced a lot because of this piece of flesh and blood. He didn't know where he was and what he was doing for a moment, and he was stunned for a long time before he walked to the center of the magic circle and stood there like sleepwalking.

Ye Xuan looked at the note written by Yi Bei, and whispered a spell in the dark red flame.Although the incantation was written by Yi Bei, what Ye Xuan said probably wasn't in human language, and Yi Bei didn't understand a single word. He could only hear the sound of thunder rolling in his ears, and the ringing of eternal bells. Confetti flying all over the room, Yi Bei is vague, like walking in a deserted wilderness, on the dry and cracked loess with no grass growing, or like walking in a forest where birds are singing and flowers are fragrant, with dense green fallen leaves under your feet, From mountains and rivers to lakes and seas, from clouds to deep valleys, from high-rise buildings to thatched huts, from heavy traffic to oxcart gatherings, countless people in fine clothes pray for immortality, and countless ordinary people resent the injustice of heaven. Chaos, the world is in a hurry, the scene in front of me is reversed, and it freezes at the side of the man holding a gun on the top of the snow mountain.

The man turned his head slightly, he was dressed in black armor, holding a pure black gun, his jet black long hair was tied up casually, his face was as cold as ice, and his eyes were impassive.On the top of the majestic snow mountain, the strong wind raged with ice and snow, but it couldn't move a single hair or hem of his clothes.

Yi Bei couldn't help taking a step back, and the man also smiled suddenly, showing eight white teeth, and it was only then that Yi Bei realized whether it was his Mozun husband or who it was!

Master Mozun followed closely and retracted the distance that Yi Bei had opened. He threw away his fist and rubbed his hands together. His face was as calm as ice but he was as excited as a dog: "Wife, wife, it's the last step, let's hurry up and carry out the big battle of life." Let's move in harmony!"

Yi Bei: "???" Yi Bei's mood is indescribable!

Ye Xuan plausibly said: "This is the requirement of the contract, soul and soul, let's not waste time, hurry up and complete the contract!"

Yi Bei deeply felt that he didn't read much, and suspected that he had been deceived: "Is this the method of soul-soul intercourse?" The contract of this demon clan is too... Shameless!

Ye Xuan nodded desperately, with the seriousness and integrity of "what I said is true" written all over his body: "I won't lie to you, come on, come on."

Elbe: "..."

His grandma's legs!

Shameless demons!

Pooh!

The demons are shameless, really shameless, when Yi Bei woke up, he just wanted to kill the old devil who smiled like Erha who had successfully demolished his house.

The old devil rubbed his face, forcibly pulled the corners of his mouth down a bit, pretending not to be in a good mood, twisting his eyebrows, holding a bronzing brochure, as serious as if he was going to blow up a bunker, and said solemnly : "Empress, this is your accompanying book, I read it, and the contents in it are not very useful."

Alas!What kind of shitty thing is this Demon Race, even the Demon Queen has instructions for use, so worried that the Demon Race will accidentally kill him, Yi Bei curiously stretched out his hand: "Show me."

"You probably won't be able to see the content of your accompanying book, just like me," Ye Xuan let Yi Bei snatch the book and open it, and said nonchalantly, "Anyway, believe me, this book is useless, you There is absolutely no need for this…”

"Thirty ways to discipline the Demon Lord?" Yi Bei found it interesting when he saw the book cover.

Ye Xuan: "???" What... what's the situation? !

Yi Bei opened the book: "All the contracts of the Demon Queen are the same as the Demon Lord's book of everything. This book only supplements the thirty methods that the Demon Queen exclusively uses to discipline the Demon Lord. One, if the Demon Lord deceives you, don't be sad, don't cry, To make him sick while he sleeps, the attachment, Mozun Sick Pill formula."

Ye Xuan: "!!!" It shouldn't be! ! !God why is this so!

Yi Bei looked at Ye Xuan with a smile, his waist was no longer sore and his legs were no longer painful, and his whole body felt relaxed: "I think this book is very useful, I need it very much."

Lord Mozun: "..." I hate this cruel and heartless world!

The author has something to say:

If you work overtime, you can work overtime, but who will reimburse me for the gas money I have to go back and forth!I also want me to drive the car of Jiji to deliver materials. I just broke the plastic grille on the bumper of Jiji and replaced it with a new one. Do I dare to go to the gate of other people’s unit, hum!Fortunately, there is a place for training and they don’t have time to go, hahaha, I’m going to Beijing next Sunday, I don’t have to worry about anything at home, la la la~~ Although I’m not familiar with Beijing, going out at this time is equivalent to a vacation Ah ha ha ha, I didn't get the high-speed rail ticket to go home on May [-]st, and I only had ordinary fast hard seats, and I was dragging a big suitcase. I was too tired to think about it, grandma's legs!ah! ! !Fuck! ! !I just found out that on May [-]st, I would be wandering around Beijing all day dragging my luggage!