Has Mozun returned to the Three Realms today?
Chapter 33 Restraining the Demon Race
Meow, although I did nothing wrong, but at this time and this place, there is both right and wrong!
Mozun took the lead in attacking: "Where did the wild cat come from, it went to the wrong place!"
Black Cat: "..." What is the little brother used for?It's just for throwing!The boss is worthy of being a demon king, and his style of treachery, betrayal, and killing donkeys is as usual as before!
Master Mozun got up and chased the cat away: "Go, go, there is no cat food here, go to the next door to have a look."
Mozun left the battlefield from the terrain, and Yi Bei immediately changed the subject: "Mom and Dad, it's almost noon, let me order food, what do you want to eat?"
Dad Yi's gas tank is still exploding: "What to eat! You can eat it, but I can't eat it!" As he spoke, he pulled Yi Mom up, and said angrily, "Go, out of sight is out of sight, I don't want to see Until the day when this bastard is lying low to a man and I wait for the day when he comes back crying and begs me, go!"
Yi's mother looked at Yi Bei reluctantly, and grabbed Yi's father's hand: "Oh, what are you doing, you get angry when you meet, so you can't talk properly."
"No!" Yi's gas tank exploded with great noise, "Let's go!"
Yi Ma was dragged away by Yi Dad.
A forgotten young son remains!
Yi Nan who followed behind was almost slapped by Yi's father: "???" The wife remembers to take it away, but the younger son is gone?
Yi Bei: "..." Just ignore the child when he picks it up after school?
Baozi crawled out of Yi Nan's small schoolbag and drifted to the living room. When he saw the two Yi Beis, he was stunned. Beast Yi Bei turned around, sniffed hard, and finally figured out who the real Yi Bei was, but he didn't dare to show it in front of Yi Nan, so he could only ask in a low voice: "Brother, How are you feeling?"
Yi Bei smiled, and opened his arms to show his soul body generously: "I feel pretty good, it's no different from being alive."
Ye Xuan walked up to Yi Bei like a big girl who just got off the sedan chair with small steps, coyly, looked at the ceiling and the floor, but didn't dare to look at Yi Bei: "Honey, I didn't mean it."
Yi Bei: "..." I beg you, just do it on purpose once, wouldn't it be good to be a scheming monster?Don't be a retarded monster, okay? !
But seeing Ye Xuan's pitiful look, Yi Bei felt distressed again: "I know, I don't blame you, my husband is really great, if it wasn't for me, my husband wouldn't even touch him, it's so principled."
The tail behind Ye Xuan suddenly turned up, and his floppy head also lifted up. He couldn't hide his proud expression, and he still pretended to be reserved and said plainly: "It's nothing, after all, I'm such a principled person. Male devil, this is what I should do." Ah, such an outstanding deity is simply a male devil who eclipses men all over the world!Of course, except for the wife.
Yi Bei: "..." Putting a high hat on him, he really stabilized himself, this is too exaggerated...
Sending away (?) Yi's father and mother, Yi Bei and Ye Xuan sent Yi Nan back to school together, and found that there were really fewer people on the road.Scientists' explanation for this mass illness event is a new type of influenza. Although scientists have not yet concluded the research on this influenza, people on the streets are panicking now, fearing that it is a large-scale contagious and fatal virus, and they refuse to go out easily. You must also wrap up tightly when you go out.
It may be because without the shackles of sex, the world Elbe saw was gray, the sky was gloomy, and there was no blue at all.On the other hand, the people on the side of the road, although they are all walking in a hurry, but some people are almost covered by the gray weather, while some people have a faint soft light around them. On the gray street, it is a moving light. body.
The whole kindergarten was inevitably gray and the visibility was extremely low. When the car was parked at the school gate, Baozi consciously slipped into Yi Nan's schoolbag. Beside the teacher who couldn't see clearly because of his visibility, he waved goodbye to Elbe.
Yi Bei watched Yi Nan's little luminous body go in, and asked Ye Xuan, "Did you see Nan Nan glowing?"
Ye Xuan drove the car carelessly: "Glow? It's the light of the guardian spirit, right?"
Elbe became interested again: "What is a guardian spirit?"
Ye Xuan: "It's Baozi's light. Baozi is now the demon spirit guarding Nannan. His light can dispel the demonic energy around Nannan in a small area. In fact, the guardian spirit's light cannot be seen when the weather is clear. , but now Wu Cheng's devilish energy is too strong."
Elbe: "Those shining people on the road, do they have their own guardian spirits?"
"Well, the fate between demon spirits and humans is more than humans imagine."
The whole world is foggy, and Yi Bei finally found a chance to talk to Ye Xuan about the mob's mobilization: "My husband, this time the mob entered the world, and you, as the mozun, just let them run amok outside like this?" ?”
Ye Xuan: "!!! That's right! No! I have to unify the Three Realms and rule the world!" His wife didn't say anything, but the deity almost forgot about this grand plan!I am ashamed of my dream!
Elbe: "... Your current situation is not a good time to rule the world!"
Ye Xuan thought for a second: "Yes, I don't know where my magic core is yet, hey!" He was as sad as an emperor who lost his imperial jade seal!
Yi Bei: "So, should we go into hibernation temporarily and send back all the released demons first?"
Yi Bei spoke cautiously. On this issue, he was not sure that what he was facing was Ye Xuan, the Demon Lord who wanted to dominate the Three Realms.The imperial power has been piled with bones in ancient times. As a person with vested interests in this society, Elbe understands the temptation of power better than those who can't touch it. If there are some things that you will never touch in your life, then forget it, but if it is within your reach, you can reach the sky in one step Most people would turn into devils for such a beautiful thing, not to mention the devil itself.
Ye Xuan: "Ah, okay, I also feel that my vision is not very good."
Yi Bei: "..." This is too easy to talk about. Are you serious about unifying the Three Realms and ruling the world?Although your ambition and pursuit are too secondary, please persevere and don't be too casual, okay!You look really useless like this!
Ye Xuan: "Hey, I'm too lazy to bother, let Ma Lian and the others chase them away."
Neglected, Yi Nan has turned back into the original unicorn after getting off the car: "I'm not called a horse face."
Ye Xuan: "By the way, let's keep the horse face, it's still very useful."
Unicorn: "...I'm not called Horseface, I'm called Sharp Horn."
Ye Xuan: "And Ma Lian and the others don't have to worry about food, they won't starve to death at all!"
Unicorn: "...my name is Sharp Horn."
Ye Xuan: "And Ma Lian can act for me, so that I can accompany my wife, hehehe!"
Unicorn: "..." Fine, as long as you are happy, don't care about the feelings of the unicorn in the future, just keep going.
Ye Xuan: "Well, my wife, don't worry, I'll just find an excuse to drive Ma Lian and the others out when I go back, and don't let them disturb our husband and wife's life."
Unicorn: "..." Are you really completely unaware that there is a unicorn behind you who is not deaf? !
It turns out that just as everyone cares about how a fish feels, no one cares about how a unicorn feels.
When I got home, the flower python finally came back. Not only did the snake come back, but it also brought a bunch of things and put them all over the floor.Seeing Ye Xuan and Yi Bei, he turned to Yi Bei with a flattering face and boasted about his hard work.
"Please look, queen, this is something beneficial to the queen's soul that I have collected after consulting many old ghosts, new ghosts, rich ghosts and poor ghosts. After using it, not only can you keep your soul intact, but you can also strive for excellence and cultivate your soul to immortality!"
Because Hua Mang was too excited, the last sentence broke, and Ye Xuan couldn't hear clearly, so he asked naturally: "What are you repairing?"
Flower Python: "...Xiu... Rest! Demon Lord, you don't know something, the new ghosts are very hard, they all need to hunt by themselves. But our beautiful, cute, dignified, handsome, handsome, suave, handsome and incomparably handsome Demon Queen naturally doesn't need it. You can go hunting in person, you can take a good rest, I mean rest, get the sublimation of the soul."
Yi Bei: "..." The Demon Race's ability to flatter their horses when they see the wind is really hard to distinguish.
But even though it was a soul body, Yi Bei could touch and feel the things Hua Mang brought back. After following Hua Mang's confident guidance and eating a few gleaming big balls... he didn't feel anything.
Anyway, he was already dead, and he couldn't kill anyone. Yi Bei reminded Ye Xuan of the conversation on the road just now.Ye Xuan slapped his forehead, and drove out the unicorn flower python and the black cat that had slipped back by himself to clean up the low-level demons running around, and dragged the old shark out of the utility room together with the carpet.
The old shark held on to his glasses, his small soybean-sized eyes gleamed with wisdom: "Boss, I saw it! According to the catalog, there is a chapter about the unique contract of the demon king!"
Yi Bei: "...the catalog?" After watching it all day and night, you tell me that you have been reading it all!yes!eye!record!
The old shark fin adjusted his glasses calmly, and said low-key and modestly: "Yes, but I have read the catalog in just over a day!"
Yi Bei: "..." Then you are really awesome!
Old Shark: "The catalog says it starts from page 10003, please remember this number."
Yi Bei: "???" Look for it, why do you need to memorize it?
The old shark started flipping through the book to find the page numbers. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Old Shark: "Huh? What am I flipping?"
Ye Xuan looked at the old shark calmly, with no sadness or joy in his eyes: "Page 10003, turn over."
"Oh." The old shark continued to turn the page.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
"Huh? What am I doing?"
"Page 10003, turn over."
"Oh."
……
Yi Bei: "..." The memory of the fucking fish is only seven seconds, and I always thought it was a rumor, so it came from you! ! !
Mozun took the lead in attacking: "Where did the wild cat come from, it went to the wrong place!"
Black Cat: "..." What is the little brother used for?It's just for throwing!The boss is worthy of being a demon king, and his style of treachery, betrayal, and killing donkeys is as usual as before!
Master Mozun got up and chased the cat away: "Go, go, there is no cat food here, go to the next door to have a look."
Mozun left the battlefield from the terrain, and Yi Bei immediately changed the subject: "Mom and Dad, it's almost noon, let me order food, what do you want to eat?"
Dad Yi's gas tank is still exploding: "What to eat! You can eat it, but I can't eat it!" As he spoke, he pulled Yi Mom up, and said angrily, "Go, out of sight is out of sight, I don't want to see Until the day when this bastard is lying low to a man and I wait for the day when he comes back crying and begs me, go!"
Yi's mother looked at Yi Bei reluctantly, and grabbed Yi's father's hand: "Oh, what are you doing, you get angry when you meet, so you can't talk properly."
"No!" Yi's gas tank exploded with great noise, "Let's go!"
Yi Ma was dragged away by Yi Dad.
A forgotten young son remains!
Yi Nan who followed behind was almost slapped by Yi's father: "???" The wife remembers to take it away, but the younger son is gone?
Yi Bei: "..." Just ignore the child when he picks it up after school?
Baozi crawled out of Yi Nan's small schoolbag and drifted to the living room. When he saw the two Yi Beis, he was stunned. Beast Yi Bei turned around, sniffed hard, and finally figured out who the real Yi Bei was, but he didn't dare to show it in front of Yi Nan, so he could only ask in a low voice: "Brother, How are you feeling?"
Yi Bei smiled, and opened his arms to show his soul body generously: "I feel pretty good, it's no different from being alive."
Ye Xuan walked up to Yi Bei like a big girl who just got off the sedan chair with small steps, coyly, looked at the ceiling and the floor, but didn't dare to look at Yi Bei: "Honey, I didn't mean it."
Yi Bei: "..." I beg you, just do it on purpose once, wouldn't it be good to be a scheming monster?Don't be a retarded monster, okay? !
But seeing Ye Xuan's pitiful look, Yi Bei felt distressed again: "I know, I don't blame you, my husband is really great, if it wasn't for me, my husband wouldn't even touch him, it's so principled."
The tail behind Ye Xuan suddenly turned up, and his floppy head also lifted up. He couldn't hide his proud expression, and he still pretended to be reserved and said plainly: "It's nothing, after all, I'm such a principled person. Male devil, this is what I should do." Ah, such an outstanding deity is simply a male devil who eclipses men all over the world!Of course, except for the wife.
Yi Bei: "..." Putting a high hat on him, he really stabilized himself, this is too exaggerated...
Sending away (?) Yi's father and mother, Yi Bei and Ye Xuan sent Yi Nan back to school together, and found that there were really fewer people on the road.Scientists' explanation for this mass illness event is a new type of influenza. Although scientists have not yet concluded the research on this influenza, people on the streets are panicking now, fearing that it is a large-scale contagious and fatal virus, and they refuse to go out easily. You must also wrap up tightly when you go out.
It may be because without the shackles of sex, the world Elbe saw was gray, the sky was gloomy, and there was no blue at all.On the other hand, the people on the side of the road, although they are all walking in a hurry, but some people are almost covered by the gray weather, while some people have a faint soft light around them. On the gray street, it is a moving light. body.
The whole kindergarten was inevitably gray and the visibility was extremely low. When the car was parked at the school gate, Baozi consciously slipped into Yi Nan's schoolbag. Beside the teacher who couldn't see clearly because of his visibility, he waved goodbye to Elbe.
Yi Bei watched Yi Nan's little luminous body go in, and asked Ye Xuan, "Did you see Nan Nan glowing?"
Ye Xuan drove the car carelessly: "Glow? It's the light of the guardian spirit, right?"
Elbe became interested again: "What is a guardian spirit?"
Ye Xuan: "It's Baozi's light. Baozi is now the demon spirit guarding Nannan. His light can dispel the demonic energy around Nannan in a small area. In fact, the guardian spirit's light cannot be seen when the weather is clear. , but now Wu Cheng's devilish energy is too strong."
Elbe: "Those shining people on the road, do they have their own guardian spirits?"
"Well, the fate between demon spirits and humans is more than humans imagine."
The whole world is foggy, and Yi Bei finally found a chance to talk to Ye Xuan about the mob's mobilization: "My husband, this time the mob entered the world, and you, as the mozun, just let them run amok outside like this?" ?”
Ye Xuan: "!!! That's right! No! I have to unify the Three Realms and rule the world!" His wife didn't say anything, but the deity almost forgot about this grand plan!I am ashamed of my dream!
Elbe: "... Your current situation is not a good time to rule the world!"
Ye Xuan thought for a second: "Yes, I don't know where my magic core is yet, hey!" He was as sad as an emperor who lost his imperial jade seal!
Yi Bei: "So, should we go into hibernation temporarily and send back all the released demons first?"
Yi Bei spoke cautiously. On this issue, he was not sure that what he was facing was Ye Xuan, the Demon Lord who wanted to dominate the Three Realms.The imperial power has been piled with bones in ancient times. As a person with vested interests in this society, Elbe understands the temptation of power better than those who can't touch it. If there are some things that you will never touch in your life, then forget it, but if it is within your reach, you can reach the sky in one step Most people would turn into devils for such a beautiful thing, not to mention the devil itself.
Ye Xuan: "Ah, okay, I also feel that my vision is not very good."
Yi Bei: "..." This is too easy to talk about. Are you serious about unifying the Three Realms and ruling the world?Although your ambition and pursuit are too secondary, please persevere and don't be too casual, okay!You look really useless like this!
Ye Xuan: "Hey, I'm too lazy to bother, let Ma Lian and the others chase them away."
Neglected, Yi Nan has turned back into the original unicorn after getting off the car: "I'm not called a horse face."
Ye Xuan: "By the way, let's keep the horse face, it's still very useful."
Unicorn: "...I'm not called Horseface, I'm called Sharp Horn."
Ye Xuan: "And Ma Lian and the others don't have to worry about food, they won't starve to death at all!"
Unicorn: "...my name is Sharp Horn."
Ye Xuan: "And Ma Lian can act for me, so that I can accompany my wife, hehehe!"
Unicorn: "..." Fine, as long as you are happy, don't care about the feelings of the unicorn in the future, just keep going.
Ye Xuan: "Well, my wife, don't worry, I'll just find an excuse to drive Ma Lian and the others out when I go back, and don't let them disturb our husband and wife's life."
Unicorn: "..." Are you really completely unaware that there is a unicorn behind you who is not deaf? !
It turns out that just as everyone cares about how a fish feels, no one cares about how a unicorn feels.
When I got home, the flower python finally came back. Not only did the snake come back, but it also brought a bunch of things and put them all over the floor.Seeing Ye Xuan and Yi Bei, he turned to Yi Bei with a flattering face and boasted about his hard work.
"Please look, queen, this is something beneficial to the queen's soul that I have collected after consulting many old ghosts, new ghosts, rich ghosts and poor ghosts. After using it, not only can you keep your soul intact, but you can also strive for excellence and cultivate your soul to immortality!"
Because Hua Mang was too excited, the last sentence broke, and Ye Xuan couldn't hear clearly, so he asked naturally: "What are you repairing?"
Flower Python: "...Xiu... Rest! Demon Lord, you don't know something, the new ghosts are very hard, they all need to hunt by themselves. But our beautiful, cute, dignified, handsome, handsome, suave, handsome and incomparably handsome Demon Queen naturally doesn't need it. You can go hunting in person, you can take a good rest, I mean rest, get the sublimation of the soul."
Yi Bei: "..." The Demon Race's ability to flatter their horses when they see the wind is really hard to distinguish.
But even though it was a soul body, Yi Bei could touch and feel the things Hua Mang brought back. After following Hua Mang's confident guidance and eating a few gleaming big balls... he didn't feel anything.
Anyway, he was already dead, and he couldn't kill anyone. Yi Bei reminded Ye Xuan of the conversation on the road just now.Ye Xuan slapped his forehead, and drove out the unicorn flower python and the black cat that had slipped back by himself to clean up the low-level demons running around, and dragged the old shark out of the utility room together with the carpet.
The old shark held on to his glasses, his small soybean-sized eyes gleamed with wisdom: "Boss, I saw it! According to the catalog, there is a chapter about the unique contract of the demon king!"
Yi Bei: "...the catalog?" After watching it all day and night, you tell me that you have been reading it all!yes!eye!record!
The old shark fin adjusted his glasses calmly, and said low-key and modestly: "Yes, but I have read the catalog in just over a day!"
Yi Bei: "..." Then you are really awesome!
Old Shark: "The catalog says it starts from page 10003, please remember this number."
Yi Bei: "???" Look for it, why do you need to memorize it?
The old shark started flipping through the book to find the page numbers. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
Old Shark: "Huh? What am I flipping?"
Ye Xuan looked at the old shark calmly, with no sadness or joy in his eyes: "Page 10003, turn over."
"Oh." The old shark continued to turn the page.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
"Huh? What am I doing?"
"Page 10003, turn over."
"Oh."
……
Yi Bei: "..." The memory of the fucking fish is only seven seconds, and I always thought it was a rumor, so it came from you! ! !
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