Has Mozun returned to the Three Realms today?
Chapter 29 Have You Considered How Fish Feel?
Yi Bei was brought home by Ye Xuan, and found that there were a few more animals in the house, the unicorn, the black cat, and the flower python were all okay, although they were a bit scary, they were land creatures anyway, why would such a magical species like shark appear in the living room? On the wool carpet, it is simply unreasonable!
"Hello Queen!"
The four animals had quite loud voices, and Yi Bei almost blurted out, "Everyone's body is flat", but he managed to stay silent, and nodded coldly.
Ye Xuan pressed Yi Bei on the sofa, and beckoned to Hua Mang: "You, you, you, you, go to the cemetery and find out what ghosts need to pay attention to. After you find out clearly, come back and make a list."
The flower python, more than two meters long and the thickness of a child, shook its head lazily, yawned, swayed its body slowly, and disappeared into the air.
Ye Xuan greeted the other three animals: "Come, come, let's study what is the operation of resurrection from the dead."
Yi Bei: "???" The Demon Lord needs to be reliable, everyone can be rich, so you really shouldn't trust the Demon Lord's professional ability too much!
The black cat spoke first: "Let me tell you in advance, although those people in the West think that I am the incarnation of the devil is right, but I really have no research on the soul, and I don't understand anything!" Grab the blackboard to do the questions, and try to prove that you are a hard-working scumbag who went to the wrong class.
Ye Xuan frowned, and knocked on the table: "I know you are uneducated, don't talk nonsense, but put forward feasible and constructive scientific opinions."
The unicorn cleared his throat: "Hey, it's like this. It is said that the resurrection from the dead is something that the Demon Lord has the ability to trade with humans. I think it's better to ask the Demon Lord himself about this matter."
The three animals looked at Mozun with eight eyes.
Demon Venerable: "..."
Mozun cleared his throat: "Cough, it's like this, I know, I'm just asking, how to trade?"
One of the three demons: "???" Excuseme?
The Demon Venerable looked into the eyes of the Demon Queen, and said with difficulty: "This deity has never made any transactions with human beings. Does this transaction or something require a ceremony?"
The shark took out a pair of glasses from the unknown space, put them on the bridge of the nose that did not exist, pushed the glasses with its fins, and then took out a book comparable to the complete set of the Oxford Dictionary from the unknown space. There was a big bronzing letter, which almost blinded Elbe's ghostly eyes: Demon Lord User Manual.
Yi Bei: "???" The demon king of your demon clan also has a supporting manual?So 6?
The shark flicked through the book with its fins. The small eyes behind the lens were focused and serious. At this time, all the demons in the room were focused on the shark. They didn't dare to breathe for fear of disturbing the speed of the shark's search for knowledge. They waited for the shark. From the book, a miracle that is enough to shock the world and redefine life and death is discovered.
Five minutes later, the Sharks turned the page for the tenth time.For the Demon Lord's user manual, which is as thick as a city wall, it's like just turning the first page.
Yi Bei: "...It's like this, I missed work today, I want to ask if I can go to work tomorrow?"
The shark helped the glasses that he didn't know where they were placed, and said confidently: "It should be possible. I finished it today... I should be able to finish it... um, or the day after tomorrow... eh? Dedication, this is not what we demons do at all, you are not in line with the queen's code of conduct, I suggest you take a year off, what do you think?"
Yi Bei was expressionless: "I don't think so."
The shark's quivering fins turned another page of the instruction manual.
Ye Xuan tried his best to reduce the sense of presence, and when Yi Bei glanced over lightly, he sat up straight, he was simply a very sharp demon king!
Yi Bei squinted at the manual with a smile, looked at Ye Xuan with a smile, and said softly: "Is there someone who wrote this manual for you?" Are you someone who knows a lot about Mozun?hehe!Sure enough, there are so many scumbags in the demon clan, and it is said that the witches are so charming. The demon master who has lived for so long, who knows how many lovers he had in the past!
Ye Xuan's face was calm and calm: "Well, when I was born as a demon, I had this book by my side. It can be regarded as my companion... book." There is a devil who knows the deity better than the queen!As for the shark... the Demon Lord seriously considered, how could this old devil who had been helping him manage the library for tens of thousands of years quietly destroy him!
Shark: "..." The sudden murderous intent reveals a conspiracy to kill fish!
The shark's reading work does not know how long it will take, and Yi Bei thinks of a realistic question: "Where are Baozi and Yi Nan?"
"I told Yi Nan that you were on a business trip and sent Yi Nan home. In order to prevent Yi Nan from leaking out, Baozi also went home with Yi Nan. I called your secretary in the company and said that you are temporarily invited A few days off, please discuss the daily affairs with the vice presidents, and deal with the important affairs after you go back." Mozun raised his chin and said clearly, with a sense of "this deity is really a witty old demon" everywhere. pride.
Elbe: "What about your experiment? An experiment about ghosts."
Mozun is even more proud: "There is a lot of progress! I have discovered the mystery of the soul!"
Elbe: "..."
The Mozun had an inscrutable expression on his face.
Elbe: "...Continue?"
Waiting for the demon queen to worship and ask "what is what" the demon king: "Oh." Hey!It's not like TV shows at all!Are all the TV series of this deity filmed for nothing? !
"I don't know the souls of other animals. Anyway, it is said that the soul of human beings is mainly in the fetal light. From my observation, there are spiral double lines in the fetal light soul. If the double lines are disconnected, the mind will be lax, and if the double lines are connected, the mind will gradually grow. Therefore, I You have mastered the method of controlling the soul!"
Elbe: "..."
Elbe had a strange feeling: "What kind of spiral double lines are you talking about?"
Master Mozun stretched out his hand and made a spiral curve in the air.
Yi Bei looked at the familiar curve no matter how it looked: "...Maybe, you have read books and know what DNA is?"
Lord Mozun: "..."
Master Mozun slapped his thigh, and suddenly realized: "I said why does it feel so familiar, my wife, you are so smart, you are right, you probably look similar to the DNA helix, but does the spirit state also have physical DNA? Maybe it is When that fellow Human Sovereign created humans, he was too lazy to create two separate systems for the body and spirit, so he adopted a common solution!"
Yi Bei: "..." It was really hard work for the Emperor to create a human being!
Master Mozun is full of ambition: "In short, with the ability of this venerable, it is easy to break the DNA of ghosts! All the ghosts are under the control of this venerable, and the world will soon be unified in the hands of this venerable! Hahahaha!!!"
The shark is serious about studying and has no other distractions. The two animals, the unicorn and the black cat, are flattering desperately for the sake of the python and the shark.
"Miao Miao Miao, Lord Mozun will rule the world forever!"
"Master Mozun dominates the Three Realms for thousands of years!"
Lord Mozun raised his hands comfortably, squinted his eyes and pretended to be modest: "Low key, low key!"
Elbe: "..."
For the sake of the Three Realms, Yi Bei felt that Mozun should just take care of the Demon Realm.After all, the demons seem to be able to withstand tossing. Only the demons can bear such a leader.
It has been decided, from today onwards, to prevent my husband from unifying the three worlds in the middle two setting, the character of Mozun, let's be a demon in a down-to-earth way :)
The shark's reading was still going on, and Elbe wanted to read for the shark. He moved to the side of the shark and looked at the thick book, only to find that not only the cover of the book was black, but also the inside pages. In Elbe's view, It's like a piece of pure black paper, without a word at all.But the shark seemed to see something that Elbe couldn't see, its small eyes narrowed very seriously, and the page-turning speed was very regular.
Yi Bei ran back to Ye Xuan again: "Is your accompanying book a heavenly book that is said to be read only by predestined people?" Don't there often be TV dramas like that?Martial arts cheats or cultivation of the mind can only be seen in a special way, but why is Ye Xuan's predestined person a shark?
Ye Xuan: "Not anymore, reading this book requires a certain amount of magical power. You are not a magician, so you can't read the words. If it is the kind of setting that can be seen by someone with a predestined relationship, then my predestined person must be you, not What an old shark with rough skin and tough flesh!"
Shark: "..." The scent of killing fish can no longer be ignored!
Wouldn't everyone be able to read this book?Yi Bei suddenly felt very unsafe: "Then you should take such an important book with you!"
Ye Xuan: "I was almost knocked out by the Emperor of Heaven and the Emperor, so I had to give the book to one of my subordinates. Old Fang Fang has followed me for tens of thousands of years, and he is a fish. When he was studying, he remembered It's only seven seconds, and I can't remember important things at all, and I don't have the memory to extract a confession by torture."
Elbe: "Oh, that's true."
Yi Bei: "??? When he reads, he only remembers for seven seconds?!" Then you let him read the book for so long? !Let him find the ritual of resurrection from the dead? !
Ye Xuan waved his hand: "Although he has forgotten all the content he read before, he will stop when he reads the content about the ceremony. He can still remember the purpose of reading."
Yi Bei: "??? I just want to ask you, why can't you read it by yourself?!"
Ye Xuan looked up at the chandelier on the ceiling melancholy, as if it was the cold and clear moonlight, frowned slightly, and sighed softly: "Actually, that book is the real wordless book for me."
Yi Bei: "..." What's the matter with the aura of "all spread out, this deity is going to start pretending"?
Ye Xuan closed his eyes: "Actually, all things are born and restrained by each other, and things that are born and restrained are often born together. As a Demon Lord, my companion book is my only nemesis. This world records all my secrets, not only how to use my The ability, and at the same time, there is a way to destroy me. And this book, I can't destroy it, I can't alter it, and I can't even see the records on it."
Yi Bei: "..." To Ye Xuan, this book is like a bomb that could explode at any moment.
"So, this book can only be handed over to the fish!" Sir Mozun concluded.
Shark: "..." Have you considered how the fish feel? !
"Hello Queen!"
The four animals had quite loud voices, and Yi Bei almost blurted out, "Everyone's body is flat", but he managed to stay silent, and nodded coldly.
Ye Xuan pressed Yi Bei on the sofa, and beckoned to Hua Mang: "You, you, you, you, go to the cemetery and find out what ghosts need to pay attention to. After you find out clearly, come back and make a list."
The flower python, more than two meters long and the thickness of a child, shook its head lazily, yawned, swayed its body slowly, and disappeared into the air.
Ye Xuan greeted the other three animals: "Come, come, let's study what is the operation of resurrection from the dead."
Yi Bei: "???" The Demon Lord needs to be reliable, everyone can be rich, so you really shouldn't trust the Demon Lord's professional ability too much!
The black cat spoke first: "Let me tell you in advance, although those people in the West think that I am the incarnation of the devil is right, but I really have no research on the soul, and I don't understand anything!" Grab the blackboard to do the questions, and try to prove that you are a hard-working scumbag who went to the wrong class.
Ye Xuan frowned, and knocked on the table: "I know you are uneducated, don't talk nonsense, but put forward feasible and constructive scientific opinions."
The unicorn cleared his throat: "Hey, it's like this. It is said that the resurrection from the dead is something that the Demon Lord has the ability to trade with humans. I think it's better to ask the Demon Lord himself about this matter."
The three animals looked at Mozun with eight eyes.
Demon Venerable: "..."
Mozun cleared his throat: "Cough, it's like this, I know, I'm just asking, how to trade?"
One of the three demons: "???" Excuseme?
The Demon Venerable looked into the eyes of the Demon Queen, and said with difficulty: "This deity has never made any transactions with human beings. Does this transaction or something require a ceremony?"
The shark took out a pair of glasses from the unknown space, put them on the bridge of the nose that did not exist, pushed the glasses with its fins, and then took out a book comparable to the complete set of the Oxford Dictionary from the unknown space. There was a big bronzing letter, which almost blinded Elbe's ghostly eyes: Demon Lord User Manual.
Yi Bei: "???" The demon king of your demon clan also has a supporting manual?So 6?
The shark flicked through the book with its fins. The small eyes behind the lens were focused and serious. At this time, all the demons in the room were focused on the shark. They didn't dare to breathe for fear of disturbing the speed of the shark's search for knowledge. They waited for the shark. From the book, a miracle that is enough to shock the world and redefine life and death is discovered.
Five minutes later, the Sharks turned the page for the tenth time.For the Demon Lord's user manual, which is as thick as a city wall, it's like just turning the first page.
Yi Bei: "...It's like this, I missed work today, I want to ask if I can go to work tomorrow?"
The shark helped the glasses that he didn't know where they were placed, and said confidently: "It should be possible. I finished it today... I should be able to finish it... um, or the day after tomorrow... eh? Dedication, this is not what we demons do at all, you are not in line with the queen's code of conduct, I suggest you take a year off, what do you think?"
Yi Bei was expressionless: "I don't think so."
The shark's quivering fins turned another page of the instruction manual.
Ye Xuan tried his best to reduce the sense of presence, and when Yi Bei glanced over lightly, he sat up straight, he was simply a very sharp demon king!
Yi Bei squinted at the manual with a smile, looked at Ye Xuan with a smile, and said softly: "Is there someone who wrote this manual for you?" Are you someone who knows a lot about Mozun?hehe!Sure enough, there are so many scumbags in the demon clan, and it is said that the witches are so charming. The demon master who has lived for so long, who knows how many lovers he had in the past!
Ye Xuan's face was calm and calm: "Well, when I was born as a demon, I had this book by my side. It can be regarded as my companion... book." There is a devil who knows the deity better than the queen!As for the shark... the Demon Lord seriously considered, how could this old devil who had been helping him manage the library for tens of thousands of years quietly destroy him!
Shark: "..." The sudden murderous intent reveals a conspiracy to kill fish!
The shark's reading work does not know how long it will take, and Yi Bei thinks of a realistic question: "Where are Baozi and Yi Nan?"
"I told Yi Nan that you were on a business trip and sent Yi Nan home. In order to prevent Yi Nan from leaking out, Baozi also went home with Yi Nan. I called your secretary in the company and said that you are temporarily invited A few days off, please discuss the daily affairs with the vice presidents, and deal with the important affairs after you go back." Mozun raised his chin and said clearly, with a sense of "this deity is really a witty old demon" everywhere. pride.
Elbe: "What about your experiment? An experiment about ghosts."
Mozun is even more proud: "There is a lot of progress! I have discovered the mystery of the soul!"
Elbe: "..."
The Mozun had an inscrutable expression on his face.
Elbe: "...Continue?"
Waiting for the demon queen to worship and ask "what is what" the demon king: "Oh." Hey!It's not like TV shows at all!Are all the TV series of this deity filmed for nothing? !
"I don't know the souls of other animals. Anyway, it is said that the soul of human beings is mainly in the fetal light. From my observation, there are spiral double lines in the fetal light soul. If the double lines are disconnected, the mind will be lax, and if the double lines are connected, the mind will gradually grow. Therefore, I You have mastered the method of controlling the soul!"
Elbe: "..."
Elbe had a strange feeling: "What kind of spiral double lines are you talking about?"
Master Mozun stretched out his hand and made a spiral curve in the air.
Yi Bei looked at the familiar curve no matter how it looked: "...Maybe, you have read books and know what DNA is?"
Lord Mozun: "..."
Master Mozun slapped his thigh, and suddenly realized: "I said why does it feel so familiar, my wife, you are so smart, you are right, you probably look similar to the DNA helix, but does the spirit state also have physical DNA? Maybe it is When that fellow Human Sovereign created humans, he was too lazy to create two separate systems for the body and spirit, so he adopted a common solution!"
Yi Bei: "..." It was really hard work for the Emperor to create a human being!
Master Mozun is full of ambition: "In short, with the ability of this venerable, it is easy to break the DNA of ghosts! All the ghosts are under the control of this venerable, and the world will soon be unified in the hands of this venerable! Hahahaha!!!"
The shark is serious about studying and has no other distractions. The two animals, the unicorn and the black cat, are flattering desperately for the sake of the python and the shark.
"Miao Miao Miao, Lord Mozun will rule the world forever!"
"Master Mozun dominates the Three Realms for thousands of years!"
Lord Mozun raised his hands comfortably, squinted his eyes and pretended to be modest: "Low key, low key!"
Elbe: "..."
For the sake of the Three Realms, Yi Bei felt that Mozun should just take care of the Demon Realm.After all, the demons seem to be able to withstand tossing. Only the demons can bear such a leader.
It has been decided, from today onwards, to prevent my husband from unifying the three worlds in the middle two setting, the character of Mozun, let's be a demon in a down-to-earth way :)
The shark's reading was still going on, and Elbe wanted to read for the shark. He moved to the side of the shark and looked at the thick book, only to find that not only the cover of the book was black, but also the inside pages. In Elbe's view, It's like a piece of pure black paper, without a word at all.But the shark seemed to see something that Elbe couldn't see, its small eyes narrowed very seriously, and the page-turning speed was very regular.
Yi Bei ran back to Ye Xuan again: "Is your accompanying book a heavenly book that is said to be read only by predestined people?" Don't there often be TV dramas like that?Martial arts cheats or cultivation of the mind can only be seen in a special way, but why is Ye Xuan's predestined person a shark?
Ye Xuan: "Not anymore, reading this book requires a certain amount of magical power. You are not a magician, so you can't read the words. If it is the kind of setting that can be seen by someone with a predestined relationship, then my predestined person must be you, not What an old shark with rough skin and tough flesh!"
Shark: "..." The scent of killing fish can no longer be ignored!
Wouldn't everyone be able to read this book?Yi Bei suddenly felt very unsafe: "Then you should take such an important book with you!"
Ye Xuan: "I was almost knocked out by the Emperor of Heaven and the Emperor, so I had to give the book to one of my subordinates. Old Fang Fang has followed me for tens of thousands of years, and he is a fish. When he was studying, he remembered It's only seven seconds, and I can't remember important things at all, and I don't have the memory to extract a confession by torture."
Elbe: "Oh, that's true."
Yi Bei: "??? When he reads, he only remembers for seven seconds?!" Then you let him read the book for so long? !Let him find the ritual of resurrection from the dead? !
Ye Xuan waved his hand: "Although he has forgotten all the content he read before, he will stop when he reads the content about the ceremony. He can still remember the purpose of reading."
Yi Bei: "??? I just want to ask you, why can't you read it by yourself?!"
Ye Xuan looked up at the chandelier on the ceiling melancholy, as if it was the cold and clear moonlight, frowned slightly, and sighed softly: "Actually, that book is the real wordless book for me."
Yi Bei: "..." What's the matter with the aura of "all spread out, this deity is going to start pretending"?
Ye Xuan closed his eyes: "Actually, all things are born and restrained by each other, and things that are born and restrained are often born together. As a Demon Lord, my companion book is my only nemesis. This world records all my secrets, not only how to use my The ability, and at the same time, there is a way to destroy me. And this book, I can't destroy it, I can't alter it, and I can't even see the records on it."
Yi Bei: "..." To Ye Xuan, this book is like a bomb that could explode at any moment.
"So, this book can only be handed over to the fish!" Sir Mozun concluded.
Shark: "..." Have you considered how the fish feel? !
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