Has Mozun returned to the Three Realms today?

Although the two parties did not respond, the rivalry between the fans was still in full swing. Ye Xuan stewed a pot of strange food as always and watched Yi Bei finish eating while scrolling through Weibo, lamenting that the eyes of the world are really amazing. Poor: "What's so good about that kind of public face, it really is a brain-dead fan. Fortunately, such mentally retarded people did not join the deity's command, otherwise the deity really has no place to arrange them. These people probably can't even master the bloody purgatory. "

Yi Nan put down the bowl and chopsticks, opened his notebook, and wrote down his diary seriously: Sister-in-law's paranoia is getting worse, and soon I can send him to a mental hospital and bring my brother home!

Yi Bei drank a bowl of strange soup that looked like beer mixed with soy milk in one breath, and seriously considered the matter of divorce.Although Baozi told him the truth about the food made by Yexuan himself, being moved is a momentary thing, and it is really unbearable to eat bad food for a second. Every time he eats something made by Yexuan, Yexuan The balance between food and food will tilt a little towards gourmet food.

Baozi hiding in the corner and chasing the drama with the mobile phone Elbe specially bought: Wow, the male lead is really a sand sculpture, wow, the female lead is really mentally retarded, wow, the director must have imagined the plot in the bathroom!

A family of four, very quiet, with different thoughts and ghosts.

Until a gust of cold wind passed through the floor-to-ceiling windows of the balcony, and the invisible air flow rushed to the kitchen and circled around, blowing the lucky bamboo in the corner, and the bamboo leaves swayed gently. Ye Xuan, who was sitting next to Yi Bei, raised his head and glanced at Yi Bei.

Yi Bei, who was considering whether to divorce or not, laughed out his eight teeth guiltyly. Ye Xuan was hit by his wife's smile, and was infatuated for a second before reaching out and grabbing Yi Nan's collar to slip him to Yi Bei's side.

"boom!"

Yi Bei looked at the place where the sound came from. The kitchen door was not closed, but there seemed to be an invisible door standing there, guarding the house dedicatedly. The invisible door stopped the invisible uninvited The guests who come, force the guests to show their whereabouts.

Yi Nan looked in shock at the hedgehog running around the door but couldn't get out, and leaned against Yi Bei involuntarily: "Brother, what are those? They're all thorns!"

Yi Bei: "That's a hedgehog." Yi Nan grew up so big, he had never seen this kind of animal before, and luckily it was an animal, so it didn't frighten Yi Nan, at most it was a novelty.

Ye Xuan put down his phone and stood up. Every time he took a step towards the hedgehog, the hedgehog ran away faster, but as he got closer to the hedgehog, the hedgehog's short legs could no longer take a step until Ye Xuan Squatting in front of the hedgehog, the hedgehog lay motionless on the ground as if he had died.

Ye Xuan turned to look at Yi Bei, and put on a "who am I, where am I and what am I doing" special face for aftereffects of soul shock: "Someone...sent a hedgehog...to kill me?"

Elbe: "..."

"Me? I am the majestic Demon Lord? The one who came out of the heaven and the earth? The one who is the master of the three realms? The one who is respected by all demons? Damn, this is too much to look down on me!" The Demon Lord jumped on the verge of running away. Take the jump, exasperated, "Scholar can be killed, but not humiliated, send a hedgehog..."

Ye Xuan stretched out his fingers to hold down the hedgehog pretending to be dead. I don't know if it was the effect of his maintenance as a male star or his own characteristics as a devil. It will splatter blood.

But it wasn't Ye Xuan's fingertips that splattered blood, but the thin and pointed mouth of the hedgehog that suddenly started struggling and twitching.

"The Heavenly Emperor has disappeared, and the Human Emperor has disappeared. I don't have anything important to do now. I just want to happily live a comfortable life with the Queen." Ye Xuan lowered his head, looking at his body under his fingertips. The hedgehog, who was crushed more and more flat by a boulder, gradually lost its warmth in his voice.The hoarse voice brought up the wind and sand, followed the invisible lock of the contract, and set off a shadow of cloud and moon, which gathered over the residential area dozens of miles away to form a thick black cloud that was about to rain.

"Ants." There was a strange red light in Mozun's eyes, through the hedgehog whose four little claws were frantically scratching the ground trying to seize the last life, he looked at the man whose seven orifices were already covered with blood gushing from the inside of his body dozens of miles away .

The outside cloud is low and the sky is dark, and the indoor lights are full of lights. Only a pair of red pupils reach Tianling. All parts of the body flowed out, soaked the bedding, lost too much blood, and started to feel dizzy. I couldn't see anything, and I didn't have time to think about anything. I could only take medicine one by one, and eat all the treasures of heaven and earth within my reach.But it's still useless, it's useless to eat anything, the organs have been broken from the inside, and the blood can't stop.

From the moment when the contract cannot recall the magician, the fate is already in the hands of others.Someone once said that those who make fun of others will one day be made fun of by others, but when he understood, death is already a friend by the bedside, a pillow by the side.

"Soul..." Ye Xuan looked at the hedgehog who was no longer struggling, his red eyes suddenly returned to normal, he looked back at Yi Bei, and his voice became lively and cheerful again, "That's right, my wife, let's catch the soul of another living person Let's go!" Take a look, the deity's years of learning are not in vain!The deity also knows what the comparison experiment is all about!

Yi Bei: "..." You really are a villain!The living are all captured!This day can't be passed!

Yi Nan leaned forward and grabbed back the notebook, and angrily wrote down Ye Xuan's crime: sister-in-law killed a little hedgehog!My sister-in-law killed a little hedgehog!My sister-in-law killed a little hedgehog! ! !Sister-in-law must be a domestic violence man!I must take my brother home! ! !

No matter what the cause is and what happened, anyway, the result is that Lord Mozun now has a dead soul and a living soul, which is just right for a comparative experiment.As a contradictory human being with a conscience but confused by the appearance of Lord Mozun, Yi Bei followed up the whole process, hoping to minimize the consequences of the matter.

"Why did you kill him?" Because Ye Xuan was very comfortable from the beginning to the end, Yi Bei didn't even have time to realize that someone was going to kill Ye Xuan, and the matter was over, so Yi Bei didn't experience worry and anxiety , only curious.

The captured living soul had blood on his face, and tremblingly glanced at Ye Xuan, who was buried in a book he didn't know what book he was reading, and said with a choked voice, "I didn't intend to kill him, I just wanted to play tricks on him."

Elbe: "..." excuseme?

Shenghun is young, a guy in his early 20s, with snot and tears, crying like a newly weaned child: "I was wrong, woooooo, I will never pursue stars again, woooooo..."

Elbe: "..." you what? !

Living Soul looked at Dead Soul who was playing with his mobile phone with his head down, and Ye Xuan who was shocked by what was written in the book, and still felt that Yi Bei was the most suitable for communication: "Actually, I... I am Huang Tiantian's fans, big fans, I buy all her endorsements, I chase all the TV shows, I scold all the black fans, and I want to play tricks on all the opponents!"

Elbe: "..." Are you kidding me? !

Dafen Shenghun said dejectedly: "I was just angry at first, and it was bad luck for the devil to come to find Ye Xuan. As the successor of socialism, I never thought of killing people!"

Elbe: "..." Does socialism know that there is a successor like you?

The topic here fell into embarrassment for a while, and Ye Xuan raised his head from the book, put down the book confidently, and geared up: "My wife, I know, the book says that the soul is divided into three souls and seven souls, the soul is the master and the soul is the assistant, and the three souls Among them, the soul of fetal light is the most important, it is the foundation of spiritual wisdom, let me start with the fetal light first."

Yi Bei felt that Ye Xuan's look was not just as simple as looking at it: "What are you looking at?"

Ye Xuan took it for granted, "Let's see how to control the soul." This deity is one step closer to unifying the Three Realms, and I'm a little excited when I think about it hehehe!

The dead soul is still immersed in the phone and has not heard the conversation here. The living soul is 1.7 meters tall and hides behind Yi Bei to minimize the visible area and shiver like a quail. The light in the basement is bright, but the four lives Yi Bei is the only human being, and Yi Bei is the only person standing between the soul and Yexuan, and the only one who can and dares to make a request: "The experiment is okay, but you can't hurt these two souls. After the experiment, the dead soul Go back to the cemetery, and return to the original body."

Ye Xuan: "??? Wife, which laboratory doesn't kill thousands of mice!"

As a Demon Lord, Ye Xuan is already worth bragging about doing his own learning, okay? There are still restrictions, so he can't concentrate on the great research work!

The little white mouse raised his head from the mobile game in a daze, and after two seconds of reaction, he couldn't hold the phone any longer. He hugged the little white mouse tremblingly, hiding behind Yi Bei and trembling together.

Ye Xuan's unbelievability is not like acting. After all, Ye Xuan doesn't have such good acting skills. It was only at this moment that Yi Bei realized that no matter how harmless Ye Xuan looked on weekdays, it was an extremely beautiful side in front of him, but In the face of irrelevant people, the indifference to others or even the life of the same race is an instinct that cannot be changed no matter how many times of reincarnation. The original evil is also the reason why demons are always vigilantly and repulsed by human beings.

The Emperor of Heaven is gone, the Emperor of Humanity disappears, and there is no enemy of the Demon Lord in this world. When he is happy, he plays games in the world of mortals and makes noise, and when he is unhappy, he can turn his hand to take human life. In this world, Yi Bei doesn't know if he is the last one who can restrain him. To stay within his red line, but Elbe must give it a try. In this world where Elbe is quite satisfied, there are still joys and sorrows.

Yi Bei took a step closer to Yexuan, the young master raised the corners of his eyes domineeringly, his expression and tone should be flat, but the young master's pampering aura is too strong, it only makes people feel that the whole world should follow suit He: "What's the matter? You don't agree?"

Among the people who follow this young master in the whole world, Master Mozun must be the one who obeys every step of the way, even if he steps forward with his left foot or right foot first, Master Mozun sighed in his heart that his wife's arrogance is really high. Very attractive, how could I find such a wife who is sweet, salty, tolerant, and soft, while shaking my head repeatedly: "No, no, everything my wife says is right and everything is right, of course you have to listen to what your wife says!" Otherwise, if you are not careful, you will lose your wife!Tom Zhang Jerry Wu Xingyue Shen Mary Su those little bitches are waiting!

Master Mozun is also full of desire to survive today!

She is indeed a role model for husbands all over the world!Ah, what a blissful marriage this is and can't wait for the world to know about it!