Has Mozun returned to the Three Realms today?
Chapter 16 Bag is a food reserve
Yi Bei comforted himself, that the Mozun was reliable, so he wouldn't fall into this situation, wouldn't be picked up by himself, wouldn't have this number of fans, normal heart.
Ye Xuan was plausible and eloquent: "Honey, just like you can't tell the difference between two ants, isn't it normal that I can't tell the difference between two little devils?"
Elbe: "...Yes, you're right!" Anyway, it's the reality, and it's not worth arguing about this kind of thing.
The trip I just walked from beginning to end didn't yield anything, so I had to walk again from end to beginning. Ye Xuan was hopeless. Yi Bei spotted a group of aunts chatting under a tree, and put on a decent smile that he had trained for many years. He quickly joined the small group of people: "Auntie, is there anyone in our village who has been here recently besides the two of us?"
The three aunts all enthusiastically said: "No, we don't have any outsiders here. There are no roads and no scenic spots. They are all locals. You two young men are very handsome. Would you like to live in our village?" ?”
Yi Bei smiled: "Yes. Auntie, is there a breakfast shop or a grocery store in our village? I haven't eaten this morning."
The aunts hurriedly pointed out the way to the only breakfast shop and the only grocery store. Elbe and the aunts waved goodbye and took Yexuan to have breakfast.
"My wife, you should tell me if you haven't eaten enough in the morning, why don't you have a bun first." Ye Xuan took out a custard bun with a face full of guilt.
Elbe: "..."
Custard bag: "???" Is the bag a food reserve? !
Yi Bei took the bun from Ye Xuan's hand and put it into his coat pocket: "I'm not hungry, don't you think it's strange, those aunts just said that no outsiders came."
Ye Xuan: "Maybe they didn't see the dog legs and them."
Elbe: "...The dog leg is...?"
Ye Xuan looked at his demon queen melancholy: "It's those stupid humans who snatched the red envelopes and called them fathers, and they caused me to have many sons for no reason. I have lived for so long, and I have no plans to have offspring. The little devil is too troublesome." gone."
Yi Bei glanced at him lightly: "I remember that there were only 23 people in this batch except me at the same time, but every time there were 24 people called Dad."
Ye Xuan reacted quickly: "...Then maybe someone's demon envoy is also in the group, you know, the demons are really unscrupulous!"
Yi Bei raised the corner of his mouth in a perfunctory manner, and his smirk was obvious: "Yes, you are right! Maybe a few aunts just happened to not see anyone, so we are going to take a look at the place where the crowd is relatively concentrated in this village."
There are not many people in this small village even if it is a breakfast shop. The breakfast shop is small, but it is relatively clean. There are no blackened walls and greasy tables. Only the proprietress herself is busy. There are seven or eight customers in the shop. , as soon as Yi Bei and Ye Xuan stepped through the door, the boss looked up and grinned: "Please sit down, please, what would you like to eat?"
Yi Bei had already eaten, so he only ordered soy milk and deep-fried dough sticks, and opened the topic inadvertently: "Sister, you people here are very enthusiastic. Foreigners like us should be rare."
The proprietress smiled and said: "It's really rare. Our place has no tourism industry and no road access, but the environment is very good, and there is no pressure on housing prices. If you like it, you can stay here."
As a businessman, Elbe answered naturally: "The environment is really good, why not develop tourism?"
The landlady's smile froze, and when she looked up at Yi Bei, she smiled again: "Hey, such a small place, so remote, what's the use of developing it."
Elbe also smiled politely and stopped talking.While having breakfast, they only heard rumors from the parents sitting next to them, and there was no useful information. When Yi Bei and Ye Xuan returned to the potholed road in the village, they began to feel that they had nowhere to go.
"The village is only this big. It should be very conspicuous to outsiders when you come here, but people at the head and the tail of the village say they haven't seen it. Could it be that they haven't entered the village?" The smoke in the whole village has been cut off. The households have already started to work step by step. There is no road in this place, and all the carts are ox carts and donkey carts. Chickens and ducks huddle together and run across the road, followed by runny-nosed babies chasing chickens.From nowhere came the faint and neat sound of reading, which seemed to be some ancient Chinese prose.
Yi Bei grew up in the city, and the number of times he went to the countryside can be counted on the fingers. This time, he deeply felt the backwardness of this village: "Tell me, in this place where there are no roads or cars, how did Ye Yitian and the others come here?" Woolen cloth?"
Ye Xuan looked at Yi Bei, not knowing why: "By car?"
Yi Bei nodded: "Ye Yitian complained yesterday that the road is long and difficult to walk, and his lungs are almost knocked out by the car."
The two walked out of the village along the road at the entrance of the village. There is no road in this place, only a dirt road made by donkey carts and ox carts coming in and out all the year round. They walked along this dirt road for 10 minutes and did not see any cars or cars. Rut marks, although Young Master Yi often goes to the gym, he already feels the heat from walking, so he took off his coat and threw it to Ye Xuan, Bao Zi immediately crawled out of the coat and returned to Yi Bei.Fortunately, the skin of the bun was not sticky, and as long as the bun didn't spit out, it wouldn't leave mayonnaise on Yi Bei's body, so Yi Bei could tolerate a bun sitting on top of his head.
"Is my wife tired?" Ye Xuan stuffed Yi Bei's coat into the mystery space, and asked thoughtfully.
Yi Bei shook his head: "I'm not that imaginary, but the location is in the village, the error should not be so big, we are already far away from the village."
Ye Xuan looked back at the way he came from: "...emmm...Actually, we just walked less than two kilometers."
Elbe: "..."
Ye Xuan secretly looked at Yi Bei's expression: "Look, in fact, the walking speed of human beings is really slow."
Yi Bei: "..." The young master who rides a car all the year round really has no clue about his walking speed!The young master doesn't practice race walking!
Ye Xuan squatted in front of Yi Bei, looked back at Yi Bei: "Come on, I'll carry you on my back."
Yi Bei hesitated, and climbed onto Ye Xuan's back.
I don't know why, Ye Xuan Mingming just took a step in the same unhurried manner, but it seemed that he took two or three meters in one step. Could it be because of his long legs?Is there really such a big gap between Yibei [-]'s size and Yexuan [-]'s pace?Elbe attributed this reason to the shameless demons.
After being carried by Ye Xuan for more than ten minutes, he still didn't see any vehicles, so Yi Bei called to stop, refusing to continue away from the village.If it is not very sure that the location of this incident is near Guiyuan Township, Yi Bei will really come to the conclusion that there is nothing wrong with this village, but because of the location sent by Ye Yitian before his disappearance, this kind of finding Villages without any problems are even more weird.
There are no problems in the village or outside the village, but people are lost. Yi Bei is really helpless now.Ye Xuan looked at Yi Bei who was frowning and thinking about countermeasures, and actively used his brain that he didn't use very much: "Could it be that there is a ghost market in this place? They walked into the ghost market and went to another city. A world?"
Elbe has always been curious about this fantasy world. It seems that the ghost market has also been seen in Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio. It can be seen that throughout the ages, the worlds are not completely isolated, and there will always be news spread: "The ghost market is What?"
In fact, Ye Xuan has never seen a ghost market. After all, the devil is so rich, has so many treasures, and is so knowledgeable. How can he need a second-hand business like the ghost market? The rich devil always only uses the latest and best Props, obtaining first-hand information, is so rich!But the rich devil has heard of that kind of place: "You know that after death, people are under the unified management of the Emperor, but the Emperor is not very reliable, and will always miss a lot of ghosts. Among these ghosts, there are business minds. The group of people will organize the ghost market for trade. The ghost market and the human world overlap. Demons, all the goblins under the Heavenly Emperor are collectively called monsters, and the demons will be blamed for any bad things."
"For example," Ye Xuan pointed to the white and tender little bun on Yi Bei's head, "this useless thing, he is a goblin, he should be under the jurisdiction of the Emperor of Heaven before, but now he can only wander around."
Baozi stayed on Yi Bei's head safely, with his elder brother in his hand, extremely swollen: "Scattering coins, if there is a ghost market, there must be records in human beings."
A steamed stuffed bun actually dared to insult the Mozun, it was so audacious to seek death by himself, the demonic energy around the Mozun was filled with black mist, and he showed a sinister smirk in the shadows: "What did you just say?"
Baozi grabbed Yi Bei's hair tightly, blinked his watery mung bean eyes innocently, and said in a childish voice, "People say that there is no ghost energy here, only devil energy. Devil energy is still the most important in the village." , the demon energy here is about to disappear."
Yi Bei: "..." Ah, Baozi, is it still useful?
Ye Xuan: "..." Wife, why do you look at me with such "you are not as useful as buns" eyes?
The pigs raised for many years are still worthless, and the buns picked up at random are of little use. Yi Bei pulled the buns off his head, and his eldest brother Fan Zhuan said, "You, take me to the place where the devil energy is the strongest."
Bag: "..."
Now that you have hugged your thighs, you must always reflect your own value. As soon as the bun mayonnaise turned around, you have already recognized the situation, rubbed it in Yi Bei's hands, and stood domineeringly in Yi Bei's palm. He waved the small bun skin wings on both sides wildly, and flapped his wings in the vast and uninhabited countryside. The milky voice came out one meter: "Brother, let's go, little brother will take you to subdue demons and demons, and benefit the common people." !"
Yi Bei: "..." Actually, my husband is a demon king and I'm a demon follower. Is it not suitable for my status to subdue demons and eliminate demons?
Ye Xuan was plausible and eloquent: "Honey, just like you can't tell the difference between two ants, isn't it normal that I can't tell the difference between two little devils?"
Elbe: "...Yes, you're right!" Anyway, it's the reality, and it's not worth arguing about this kind of thing.
The trip I just walked from beginning to end didn't yield anything, so I had to walk again from end to beginning. Ye Xuan was hopeless. Yi Bei spotted a group of aunts chatting under a tree, and put on a decent smile that he had trained for many years. He quickly joined the small group of people: "Auntie, is there anyone in our village who has been here recently besides the two of us?"
The three aunts all enthusiastically said: "No, we don't have any outsiders here. There are no roads and no scenic spots. They are all locals. You two young men are very handsome. Would you like to live in our village?" ?”
Yi Bei smiled: "Yes. Auntie, is there a breakfast shop or a grocery store in our village? I haven't eaten this morning."
The aunts hurriedly pointed out the way to the only breakfast shop and the only grocery store. Elbe and the aunts waved goodbye and took Yexuan to have breakfast.
"My wife, you should tell me if you haven't eaten enough in the morning, why don't you have a bun first." Ye Xuan took out a custard bun with a face full of guilt.
Elbe: "..."
Custard bag: "???" Is the bag a food reserve? !
Yi Bei took the bun from Ye Xuan's hand and put it into his coat pocket: "I'm not hungry, don't you think it's strange, those aunts just said that no outsiders came."
Ye Xuan: "Maybe they didn't see the dog legs and them."
Elbe: "...The dog leg is...?"
Ye Xuan looked at his demon queen melancholy: "It's those stupid humans who snatched the red envelopes and called them fathers, and they caused me to have many sons for no reason. I have lived for so long, and I have no plans to have offspring. The little devil is too troublesome." gone."
Yi Bei glanced at him lightly: "I remember that there were only 23 people in this batch except me at the same time, but every time there were 24 people called Dad."
Ye Xuan reacted quickly: "...Then maybe someone's demon envoy is also in the group, you know, the demons are really unscrupulous!"
Yi Bei raised the corner of his mouth in a perfunctory manner, and his smirk was obvious: "Yes, you are right! Maybe a few aunts just happened to not see anyone, so we are going to take a look at the place where the crowd is relatively concentrated in this village."
There are not many people in this small village even if it is a breakfast shop. The breakfast shop is small, but it is relatively clean. There are no blackened walls and greasy tables. Only the proprietress herself is busy. There are seven or eight customers in the shop. , as soon as Yi Bei and Ye Xuan stepped through the door, the boss looked up and grinned: "Please sit down, please, what would you like to eat?"
Yi Bei had already eaten, so he only ordered soy milk and deep-fried dough sticks, and opened the topic inadvertently: "Sister, you people here are very enthusiastic. Foreigners like us should be rare."
The proprietress smiled and said: "It's really rare. Our place has no tourism industry and no road access, but the environment is very good, and there is no pressure on housing prices. If you like it, you can stay here."
As a businessman, Elbe answered naturally: "The environment is really good, why not develop tourism?"
The landlady's smile froze, and when she looked up at Yi Bei, she smiled again: "Hey, such a small place, so remote, what's the use of developing it."
Elbe also smiled politely and stopped talking.While having breakfast, they only heard rumors from the parents sitting next to them, and there was no useful information. When Yi Bei and Ye Xuan returned to the potholed road in the village, they began to feel that they had nowhere to go.
"The village is only this big. It should be very conspicuous to outsiders when you come here, but people at the head and the tail of the village say they haven't seen it. Could it be that they haven't entered the village?" The smoke in the whole village has been cut off. The households have already started to work step by step. There is no road in this place, and all the carts are ox carts and donkey carts. Chickens and ducks huddle together and run across the road, followed by runny-nosed babies chasing chickens.From nowhere came the faint and neat sound of reading, which seemed to be some ancient Chinese prose.
Yi Bei grew up in the city, and the number of times he went to the countryside can be counted on the fingers. This time, he deeply felt the backwardness of this village: "Tell me, in this place where there are no roads or cars, how did Ye Yitian and the others come here?" Woolen cloth?"
Ye Xuan looked at Yi Bei, not knowing why: "By car?"
Yi Bei nodded: "Ye Yitian complained yesterday that the road is long and difficult to walk, and his lungs are almost knocked out by the car."
The two walked out of the village along the road at the entrance of the village. There is no road in this place, only a dirt road made by donkey carts and ox carts coming in and out all the year round. They walked along this dirt road for 10 minutes and did not see any cars or cars. Rut marks, although Young Master Yi often goes to the gym, he already feels the heat from walking, so he took off his coat and threw it to Ye Xuan, Bao Zi immediately crawled out of the coat and returned to Yi Bei.Fortunately, the skin of the bun was not sticky, and as long as the bun didn't spit out, it wouldn't leave mayonnaise on Yi Bei's body, so Yi Bei could tolerate a bun sitting on top of his head.
"Is my wife tired?" Ye Xuan stuffed Yi Bei's coat into the mystery space, and asked thoughtfully.
Yi Bei shook his head: "I'm not that imaginary, but the location is in the village, the error should not be so big, we are already far away from the village."
Ye Xuan looked back at the way he came from: "...emmm...Actually, we just walked less than two kilometers."
Elbe: "..."
Ye Xuan secretly looked at Yi Bei's expression: "Look, in fact, the walking speed of human beings is really slow."
Yi Bei: "..." The young master who rides a car all the year round really has no clue about his walking speed!The young master doesn't practice race walking!
Ye Xuan squatted in front of Yi Bei, looked back at Yi Bei: "Come on, I'll carry you on my back."
Yi Bei hesitated, and climbed onto Ye Xuan's back.
I don't know why, Ye Xuan Mingming just took a step in the same unhurried manner, but it seemed that he took two or three meters in one step. Could it be because of his long legs?Is there really such a big gap between Yibei [-]'s size and Yexuan [-]'s pace?Elbe attributed this reason to the shameless demons.
After being carried by Ye Xuan for more than ten minutes, he still didn't see any vehicles, so Yi Bei called to stop, refusing to continue away from the village.If it is not very sure that the location of this incident is near Guiyuan Township, Yi Bei will really come to the conclusion that there is nothing wrong with this village, but because of the location sent by Ye Yitian before his disappearance, this kind of finding Villages without any problems are even more weird.
There are no problems in the village or outside the village, but people are lost. Yi Bei is really helpless now.Ye Xuan looked at Yi Bei who was frowning and thinking about countermeasures, and actively used his brain that he didn't use very much: "Could it be that there is a ghost market in this place? They walked into the ghost market and went to another city. A world?"
Elbe has always been curious about this fantasy world. It seems that the ghost market has also been seen in Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio. It can be seen that throughout the ages, the worlds are not completely isolated, and there will always be news spread: "The ghost market is What?"
In fact, Ye Xuan has never seen a ghost market. After all, the devil is so rich, has so many treasures, and is so knowledgeable. How can he need a second-hand business like the ghost market? The rich devil always only uses the latest and best Props, obtaining first-hand information, is so rich!But the rich devil has heard of that kind of place: "You know that after death, people are under the unified management of the Emperor, but the Emperor is not very reliable, and will always miss a lot of ghosts. Among these ghosts, there are business minds. The group of people will organize the ghost market for trade. The ghost market and the human world overlap. Demons, all the goblins under the Heavenly Emperor are collectively called monsters, and the demons will be blamed for any bad things."
"For example," Ye Xuan pointed to the white and tender little bun on Yi Bei's head, "this useless thing, he is a goblin, he should be under the jurisdiction of the Emperor of Heaven before, but now he can only wander around."
Baozi stayed on Yi Bei's head safely, with his elder brother in his hand, extremely swollen: "Scattering coins, if there is a ghost market, there must be records in human beings."
A steamed stuffed bun actually dared to insult the Mozun, it was so audacious to seek death by himself, the demonic energy around the Mozun was filled with black mist, and he showed a sinister smirk in the shadows: "What did you just say?"
Baozi grabbed Yi Bei's hair tightly, blinked his watery mung bean eyes innocently, and said in a childish voice, "People say that there is no ghost energy here, only devil energy. Devil energy is still the most important in the village." , the demon energy here is about to disappear."
Yi Bei: "..." Ah, Baozi, is it still useful?
Ye Xuan: "..." Wife, why do you look at me with such "you are not as useful as buns" eyes?
The pigs raised for many years are still worthless, and the buns picked up at random are of little use. Yi Bei pulled the buns off his head, and his eldest brother Fan Zhuan said, "You, take me to the place where the devil energy is the strongest."
Bag: "..."
Now that you have hugged your thighs, you must always reflect your own value. As soon as the bun mayonnaise turned around, you have already recognized the situation, rubbed it in Yi Bei's hands, and stood domineeringly in Yi Bei's palm. He waved the small bun skin wings on both sides wildly, and flapped his wings in the vast and uninhabited countryside. The milky voice came out one meter: "Brother, let's go, little brother will take you to subdue demons and demons, and benefit the common people." !"
Yi Bei: "..." Actually, my husband is a demon king and I'm a demon follower. Is it not suitable for my status to subdue demons and eliminate demons?
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