You Boys Play Games Very Well

Ling Meng didn't know why he agreed to be Shan Zhu's friend at that time, and now he got into his black car.Unhappy, he bulged his cheeks during the matching process, turning into a hamster for a while, and a puffer fish for a while.

"Look this way!" The roommate raised his phone to take a picture of him.

Ling Meng couldn't speak, and stared at him with two big round eyes to frighten him.

"Do you know that if you make an emoji like this now, it will be popular?"

Ling Meng pointed at him angrily, performing a blowfish exhale.

Shan Zhu arranged for a 3V3 arena, and passers-by who came in randomly expressed surprise as soon as they entered the arena.

[Empire] GuestC: Wow!Mang God! ! !

[Empire] GuestC: What the hell?Lemon dad? ? ?

Ling Meng was speechless. Is there such a difference in the change of attitude before and after?

[Empire] GuestC: I actually lined up with both of you at the same time, should I buy a lottery ticket? ? !

[Empire] Mangosteen: We are playing black.

[Empire] GuestC:! ! !

[Empire] Mangosteen: Baby, can you speak?

[Empire] GuestC: Yes! ! !

[Empire] Lemon: ...

——This passer-by is very good at adding drama 2333

——Ling's father was so angry that he leaked electricity.

——Dew point, what the hell is the leakage, isn’t the tongue numb when the lemon leaks electricity?

Ling Meng cleared her throat: "Yes."

—Who was it that spoke just now?Could it be your father?

--I do not believe!This is not the voice of Papa Ning in my mind!

——My father has big arms, round waist, beard and thick heart hair, so the voice is not such a cute boy╭(╯^╰)╮The one who spoke just now must be Guest C who has a lot of drama!

"Let's go to the front line later, C, will you guard the space station?"

Passers-by finally figured it out.

[Federal Federation] GuestC: I am a light bulb for feelings.

The enemy army also entered the arena, and the federation players frowned, realizing that the opponent was not easy.

[Universe][Federation] EnemyA: This... Should we vote directly?

[Universe][Empire]Lemon: Sons are rightfully afraid in front of their fathers.

[Universe][Federation] EnemyB: Dad Lemon actually organized a team to fight, it's really rare.

[Universe][Empire] Lemon: Yes, I brought your godfather along.

[Universe][Empire]GuestC: Haha, that's right, that's me!

[Universe][Empire]Lemon: ...

——This passerby, you really play a lot!

——Don't block my camera lens, hey!

——Papa and godfather? interesting/thinking

When Ling Meng said he wanted to have sex, he was really doing it, and he was not modest at all.In the first 3 minutes, three minions were sent to knock on the minecart on the opposite side, and then harassed the east and attacked the west. Although it couldn't cause any actual damage, it also made the opponent have to be distracted.

[Universe][Federation] EnemyA: This is too much.

[Universe][Empire]Lemon: Dad taught you what it means to beat a disgusting person who cannot be killed.

[Universe][Federation] EnemyA: Dad, you better beat me to death!

As soon as the unlucky EnemyA finished speaking, he received a warning that the space station was attacked, and the emotional Lemon was in ambush nearby.Although only a small group of soldiers came, in order to guard against the enemy's subsequent moves, he still transferred a large force from the front line home to defend.

[Universe][Federation] EnemyA: Damn you are really here!

Unexpectedly, as soon as his large army withdrew, Mangshen's assault troop came over him mysteriously, knocked down several of his towers, and harvested the only remaining defensive soldiers on the front line by the way.

Mangshen, who succeeded in the sneak attack, stopped as soon as he saw it, and quickly retreated, leaving EnemyB who came to rescue him in vain.Using Lemon's small group of basic soldiers to exchange several important buildings on the opposite side, this deal can be said to be quite a bargain.

Of course, the federal side couldn't just let the other side bully them. They aimed at Lemon, who had been making trouble all the time, and obviously didn't upgrade the defense facilities properly, and carried out a wave of attacks on his base.

"My hometown is going to be demolished," Ling Meng said in the voice channel, "Would you like to keep it?"

The people in Mangshen's live broadcast room can no longer deceive themselves and say that this is passer-by C, and everyone expresses that Papa Ning's image of being a villain is shattered.

——In my impression, Papa Ning's voice is like a bell, walking with the wind, a lion's roar, and the other side actively casts.Who is this bratty little boy? ?You give me back my father!

——Unexpectedly, the father I have been calling for so long is actually a minor [Husky sticks out his tongue]

"No more," Shan Zhu replied, "Hurry up and back up a base and come to me."

——Cohabitation invitation get!

——Cohabitation invitation +1

——The fastest cohabitation/rolling eyes in history

Guest C also turned on the mic, and his thick voice was quite in line with everyone's fantasy of Lemon.

"How long has it been since the game started, and my hometown is almost wiped out? I'll go!"

"What's the matter? Your mangshen said that I can roam freely!"

"God Wuli, are you just going to let him act like this?"

"Let him wave, let him wave, you guard the center."

GuestC lasagna tears: "If I can do it all over again, I want to choose the Federation..."

Ling Meng ignored the tears of his teammates, drove the backup base car, and took all the troops to join Shan Zhu in a mighty manner. His old lair was blown to pieces behind him.

Shan Zhu was not idle at all. He prioritized all the upgrade points on mobility, and while the other side was focusing on Ling Meng, he dispatched assault troops to roam around. As long as the enemy had the intention to return to defense, He quickly left without fighting.The federation couldn't catch up, couldn't fight, but was demolished by Mangosteen.

"You must have been a husky in your previous life, from the demolition team." Ling Meng, who settled down on Shan Zhu's site, commented.

"You don't need to build anything else, just keep coming from the explosive ship." Shan Zhu ordered while walking.

Ling Meng also thinks the same way, he is poor and empty now, instead of slowly developing, it is better to die.

"I know, give me electricity sharing."

Shan Zhu gave him permission to use electricity and upgraded the power station. In a short time, Ling Meng's self-destructing ships were produced one after another.

"I'll be out in 5 minutes." GuestC said proudly. He was not disturbed by the waves from both sides at all in the rear, and the technological development of the audience was far ahead.

"Okay, then I'll demolish the turret on the opposite side first, and push it over after you get out."

"Simple and rough, I like it." Ling Meng's screen was full of self-destruct ships, densely packed, if the opponent came to spy at this moment, he would probably be scared to pee.

——I don't want to fight against the combination of Mangshen + Ning Dad at all, it's too shameless.

——You guys are trying to pierce the other side's heart, old man.

"If I could do it all over again, I would still choose Empire." Even Guest C sighed after seeing Lemon's spectacular demolition unit.

The Federation's mothership was racing against time to produce, but the siren groaned, which was the horn of the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Imperial Eagle.

"Don't worry, they shouldn't have enough troops, as long as we hold this wave, we can counterattack."

"Papa Ning's development has been wiped out by him. Mangshen just runs fast, and mainly focuses on GuestC."

"Come on! Winning Papa Lemon and Mangshen, isn't it enough for us to brag for a year?"

However, the three naive people were dumbfounded when they saw the densely packed self-destruct fleet following the Imperial Eagle.

"... vote?"

"...Let's vote."

"Why don't you follow the routine? There is no game morality at all."

[Universe][Empire]Lemon: The other side is not allowed to vote, Dad brought you a gift, you must accept it!

[Universe][Federation] EnemyA: Dad, can we not have such an expensive gift?

[Universe][Empire]Lemon: This is all the love of the father!

[System] After a fierce battle, the empire has won the final victory!

Before Ling Meng left for hospice care, Shan Zhu spoke first.

[Universe][Empire] Mangosteen: Baby, aren't we guys good at playing games?

[Universe][Empire] Lemon: Damn!

——Unexpectedly, Papa Ning's hospice care turned out to be a reliance.

——This is probably the shortest hospice in Papa Ning's history, right?

——I feel sorry for the other side, I was defeated by my father in vain, but I didn't get my father's love.

At the end of the game, Shan Zhu won the MVP by virtue of his outstanding performance throughout the game, and GuestC also won the best technology. Only Ling Meng's entire wealth was blown up in the decisive battle, and he hardly got any points. You Xiao sent a wave of gifts.

"A lot of water friends give gifts to comfort you, and you don't come to see them."

"Don't try to trick me into going to your live broadcast room, I won't be fooled."

"Hey, you discovered all of this." Shan Zhu pretended to regret.

--Shock!An unscrupulous anchor attempted to abduct a minor!

——Mangshen's live broadcast room is limited to R18, and Lemon's father cannot enter.

"They all said you were underage."

"Of course I'm an adult, don't believe me PO ID card!"

"People who are issued ID cards as soon as they are provoked by others are often young adults."

Ling Meng gritted her teeth angrily: "Is it interesting to bring your fans to bully me all day?"

——Contracted all the fun of my life.

——I live on this little joke every day.

——Thank you Dad for curing my depression.

"For a porn anchor like you, the fans are all filthy, and every day they post some filthy barrage, don't think I haven't seen it."

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——I'm late, how can I cry! ?

For a while, no one in the live broadcast room swiped 666, and everyone swiped 555. The water friends who just entered the live broadcast room didn't know the truth, and thought that something sad happened.

"Then what should I do, or you come to the live broadcast and set an example for pornographic anchors like me?" Shan Zhu asked half-jokingly.

"Live broadcast, live broadcast," unexpectedly Ling Meng agreed, "I just want to let you see what is a clean stream in the anchor world!"

@Lemon: Tomorrow night at [-] o'clock, Ben's father will be live broadcasting Cat Fighting, so stay tuned!

@Mangosteen: Room number? //@Lemon: Tomorrow night at [-] o'clock, Ben's father will be live broadcasting Cat Fighting, so stay tuned!

@Lemon: How would I know!I haven't applied yet, let's make an announcement first! //@Mangosteen: Room number? //@Lemon: Tomorrow night at [-] o'clock, Ben's father will be live broadcasting Cat Fighting, so stay tuned!