How many house rules

Mr. Jing, who had been busy for more than ten days, finally finished his work and moved his neck, just in time to hear the prompt that the plane was about to land.

I just got off the plane, and within 3 minutes of turning on the phone, I got a call.

"Feng Ping, the photos from last time have been developed, they are very beautiful. Where are you? Let's have dinner together tonight." Lan Du said on the other end of the phone.

He said as he walked, "You just got off the plane, and you hit the right time."

"That's just right. I happened to pass by my house when I came back. I'm in the garden. Come here."

"Understood." He looked up and hung up the phone, asked the assistant to go back first, and took a taxi to Lando Manor by himself.

This time there was no one else in the manor, only Landu was brushing the horses in a one-piece apron.

"Why are you looking for me in a hurry? It's not just for two photos." Jing Fengping stood seven or eight meters away from him. He didn't want to look like a horse and be disgusted by his children to death.

Throwing down the horse brush, taking off the apron and throwing it into the bucket, revealing the half-sleeved half-arm inside, and taking two steps to wash his hands in the small pool, Lan Du then looked at Jing Fengping: "I'm in a bad mood, I can't drink with you ? Or not buddy!"

"Where's Zimu? Are you quarreling again?" There was only one of the two conjoined twins left today, and they knew without asking that there must be another quarrel.

While walking towards Xiaobailou, Lan Du complained all over the sky: "Why do you think he can't understand me so much? Can't you let me be the master? You have to listen to him in everything! I'm not troubled because of this family, okay? Get angry with me, he's used to it!"

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Randomly took a bottle of wine from the wine rack, and it turned out to be Red Star Erguotou, I don't know when it got mixed in, put it back for a bottle of red wine, and instinctively avoided Zimu's favorite bottle.

"Why didn't you open that bottle?" Jing Fengping pointed to the bottle of wine he avoided.

"At that time, Xiaomu, do you still miss me?" Lan Duxu hit him and handed him the wine.

"I don't even know what you guys are arguing about every day, isn't it just about a pot of flowers and a stone? What's the point of arguing? Too much arguing hurts feelings." Jing Fengping didn't understand why they were arguing at all?Is there anything we can't discuss?

Lan Du took a sip of wine, "You don't know, it's not such a simple thing, it's ideas and living habits, it seems like trivial things, but isn't life just a mess?"

He and his little friend don't quarrel, it must be that they are very compatible, Lawyer Jing compares secretly.

"Let him order, he is younger than you."

Lan Du smiled wryly: "If we don't let it go, we would have started a fight earlier." He took a sip of the wine in his glass, "Don't you and Xiao Yang quarrel?"

Lawyer Jing shook his head: "No arguing, nothing to quarrel about."

Lan Du leaned in front of him: "To be honest, how many people are kneeling on the washboard?"

"You kneel on the washboard!" He scolded with a smile, no one in the circle knew it.

"I don't kneel on the washboard!" Lan Du muttered, even the new keyboard was not comfortable at all. "Seriously, how can there be a couple who don't quarrel? You have been together for six or seven years, right?"

"Seven years, I haven't had a single quarrel." He said calmly, with a hint of complacency in his heart.

"Impossible! It's so strange! You don't have any disagreements? The ideas are exactly the same? What you like and what you hate are the same? You haven't done anything that doesn't suit the other party's wishes?" The blue degree digs hard into other people's private life.

Jing Fengping's heart trembled, and he didn't think too much to retort: ​​"Jealousy, you are the most naked jealousy."

Lan Du shrugged and stood up: "All right, all right, I'm jealous, I'll get you a photo."

There are not many photos, only four, three of them are next to the flower wall, one bowed his head and listened, and the other opened his mouth with a smile, the beauty was a mess.There is also a picture of Xiao Yang squatting halfway by the water, scooping up the water, the sun blurring the lens, making it itchy.

"Hey, I said that seven years ago, one of you looked strong and strong, and the other was delicate and beautiful, and you were considered a match. Now you are really old cows eating young grass. I said, why do you grow more and more disabled?"

Lawyer Jing Da disagreed, and carefully put the photo into his coat pocket, "Why don't you take a look at yourself?"

"Ha, at least I'm handsome, and I haven't grown a general's belly." Lan Du has completely put aside his own unhappiness, and found other people's happiness, "Did your guy be so hot that you let him down?"

"Speak up!" Jing Fengping stood up and left, giving him some color, this guy even opened the dyeing room.

Lan Du chased after him and chattered: "You're angry from embarrassment, isn't it okay if I don't talk about it? You said that you travel all year round, and Xiao Yang didn't cuckold you when he grew up like that. That's enough."

"Okay, dogs can't spit out ivory." Lawyer Jing doesn't like to hear it, can't they have deep feelings?Anyone like him can't live without his Zimu family for a day.

"Yeah, think I'm talking too much." Landu made a gesture to shut up, looked at the sky filled with colorful clouds, and then said: "It's getting late, I don't want to keep you, Xiaomu is not at home, No food."

Jing Fengping glanced at him, "Forget it if you're not lazy." It's a habit!

"Hehe, I'm happy. By the way, when Xiao Mu asked your family Xiao Yang to learn two tricks, we will have dinner together."

"What do you want to learn from him? Carrying children?" He can't help but laugh, his family's children run a kindergarten, and he really doesn't know what else to learn from him besides taking care of children.But he didn't know that Xiao Yang couldn't take care of children.

"You're sick, of course it's hip-hop! Xiao Yang's hip-hop dance is so powerful that even Xiao Mu is fascinated."

"What street dance? How could Xiao Yang know how to dance that? You must have made a mistake." Jing Fengping seemed to be listening to heaven.

"How could I get it wrong? I don't know Xiao Yang yet? It's so clear on the Internet, I'm sure I can't be wrong." Lan Du swore that this was not an insult to his IQ!

Jing Fengping stopped, and explained seriously: "Xiao Yang can only dance slow four slow three and the national standard."

"Hey! I still don't believe it today." Pulling someone back, he walked back, "Xiaomu read it several times obsessively, and the webpage is still closed, go and see if I'm lying to you."

He really can't laugh or cry, he still doesn't know the situation of the person next to him?

This is the moment when the slap in the face was said.

Xiao Yang's sweaty face on the screen seemed to be mocking his self-satisfaction, and every roundabout kick seemed to hit him in the heart, and he couldn't think of anything all at once.

"I'm not mistaken, Xiao Yang dances really well." Lan Du didn't pay attention to his good friend's flattened mouth and frowning brows, and he still watched them with interest.

"Well, there are a lot of things to do just after getting off the plane, I have to go."

Seeing the hurrying back of his old friend, Lan Du felt that something was not quite right after he realized that he wouldn't be able to stab someone.

Zimu help!

It's like the husband is always the last to know about the wife's cheating. Lawyer Jing Da's heart is like eating ten catties of ice cubes in winter, and his heart is so cold.

It is definitely not a matter of a day or two for street dancers to dance like that. You must know that people's hobbies are the most difficult to control. Even if you don't practice in front of yourself, there will be small movements in your life, but you never show them in front of him, even once. , It's not something shady, why hide it so deep?

His self-control made Jing Fengping dare not think deeply, did he hide more?He is on a business trip for half a year, what does he do when he is away?Don't call to check posts, don't ask whereabouts, and don't eat jealously. I used to think that the space is just right, intimate and free. Now that I think about it, isn't this the best?

He considers himself a peerless good veteran, never quarrels, gentle and considerate decathlon, and just handed over all his net worth.But looking at it now, maybe it was all a joke to Xiao Yang!An idiot who grew up for more than 30 years was actually played by a child in the palm of his hand.Very good, very good!

I have to say, Lawyer Jing, you think too much!

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He had already said that he wanted to treat guests, but Jiang Wen kept saying that he was not free, so the matter was delayed.The dinner that should come now has finally come, and Jiang Wen has set the venue at the Yunshang Club, which is bound to make him bleed.Xiao Yang looked at the location and let out a low curse. It really was the style of the second son of Jiang. Except for various clubs, he would never appear in a hotel purely for meals.

The Second Young Master Jiang had a lot of friends, and he would never dine with two people alone. He invited a large group of second and third generations to make a lively party, like having a party.

When Xiao Yang arrived, there were already quite a few people. Men and women surrounded the circle, some familiar and some unfamiliar, most of them were the group who raced together.

"The master is here, come, come, take a seat, today you are the protagonist." Jiang's second son is tall and burly but dressed in coquettish pink, pulling Xiao Yang to push him to the master seat, "serve the dishes, Xiao Yang, you are late, and you will be punished for drinking later."

"That's right! It's obviously your treat, how could you make us wait so long! Fine wine and fine wine." Xiaopingtou sitting next to him followed suit.

"That's it."

Xiao Yang clasped his hands on the table, and watched the crowd with a smile before he spoke, "Everyone is sincere, isn't it? I'm busy in the south of the Fourth Ring Road, and you set the place in the East of the Second Ring Road, so why don't you inform me earlier? , you guys are going to be bad."

"Hey, are you thinking too much? We also made a temporary decision. Isn't it just that everyone is free?" His intention was exposed, and Mr. Jiang wanted to make amends.

"Okay, you set the venue, you ordered the dishes, and I think you have arranged the after-dinner activities. Anyway, today is to thank you for your help. I will be in charge of swiping the card, no problem." Hand the credit card to the waiter next to you.

"Good! Open and bright! Drink and drink."

As the host, Xiao Yang was fed a lot, but half of the bottle was filled with white, but the corners of his eyes were red, and his already delicate face was subconsciously charming.

The chest is hot and the bladder is full, so I went to the bathroom in the private room to solve it, only to find that someone got there first and couldn't die!

"Damn." I couldn't help but swear, and turned to go outside the private room.

In the public restroom, Xiao Yang washed his face, and the blush at the end of his eyes spread to his cheeks. He knew he couldn't drink any more. His alcohol capacity was over six taels, and he could stay awake within six taels. .

Fortunately, the bathroom was mobbed, wall-thumped, coerced, wrestled, etc., as we thought, did not happen. Xiao Yang returned to the private room safely and continued to be his fat sheep.

Drinking and drinking, even though he poured most of the wine quietly, he still drank a lot of it, and his drinking capacity has reached the limit.

Fortunately, the two-hour meal has come to an end.

But this group of people won't let him go so easily. They go to karaoke immediately after eating, and go clubbing after singing. The beer is red and white, and Xiao Yang doesn't know how much he drank.

When everyone was having fun, it was already past midnight, and they hooked up with Jiang Wen and left the clubhouse. When the wind picked up, he died of drunkenness on Jiang Wen.

"Hey, Xiao Yang, hello." Jiang Wen, who was drunk, was dragged unsteadily by the drunk, and wobbled back and forth, trying to find someone to pick him up but couldn't remember who to look for.

It was still the caring guy at the clubhouse with good service. He was afraid that the two of them would fall, so he helped them to the lobby and sat down, and asked if they needed someone to drive for them.

Jiang Wen waved the man away, leaned over and groped Xiao Yang's body for a while, he lifted up a corner of the already messy silk black shirt, revealing a white waist.This scene is simply mesmerizing!

After finally pulling out the mobile phone from his trouser pocket, he couldn't make a call no matter what.Confused, he just forgot to mention the power-on password.

The fierce ringing rescued Jiang Wen, who was about to get a knot in his head.After reporting the address upside down, he boldly threw him in the lobby and went to sleep in his own room!

What a godlike friend~~