How many house rules

Early the next morning, Jiang Wen took Xiao Yang with him in a large off-road vehicle and went straight to the meeting point.There are three vehicles in total, including off-road vehicles and Jeeps, and a total of six people, all of whom are veterans who love to play, set off after saying hello.

The place they want to go needs to cross three provinces and go to the mountains close to the border. It will take three days and three nights to drive back and forth without stopping.Today's Jiang Wen is wearing big sunglasses, smoking an unlit cigarette, and wearing a floral shirt and big pants, like an old hooligan in Sanya.Xiao Yang couldn't understand his aesthetics at all, and it hurt to look at him.

"Brother, there has been no movement for such a long time, why, change the evil and return to the right?" Jiang Wen asked with a cigarette in his mouth.Generally speaking, Xiao Yang is regarded as an active member among his group of people. After half a month, there will always be a movement, which is strange these days.

"What can I do without a car? You know, I don't like to play with others."

"By the way, why did your mother take your car away? Didn't she never care about you?"

Xiao Yang looked at him boredly and said, "You think everyone is like you, and no one dares to care about the toubob."

"No one cares." Jiang Wen sighed, "Why do you think I ran out in a hurry, my black-faced uncle is back today!"

"Ha, the nemesis is back." Xiao Yang gloated in sympathy.

Jiang Wen patted him, "If you are pressed and beaten every day, you will run away!"

"How old are you, and he still beats you?" This is also weird, he is not afraid of the king, but his uncle, who is definitely a character.

"Last year, I was hung up and whipped. What do you think?" If you talk too much, you will cry.

You are indeed wise, boy.

Along the way, apart from eating and sleeping to solve internal emergencies, a few people drove in shifts, and rushed all the way to the destination.

It took a day and a half to arrive, rested for half a day, and they went into the mountain early the next morning.One of them was a veteran who had been here a while ago and acted as the leader and guide, so he didn't find a local, so he happened to be more comfortable.

The vegetation on the mountain is dense, and the sun is blocked by the big trees. The sun is sparsely falling through the leaves, and the hot day is actually a bit dark and cool.At the beginning, there was a small path walked by the locals. It was not difficult to walk. Listening to the chirping of insects and birds, everyone was in a good mood.

"Going forward, we will enter the old forest. Let's rest here for a while." The big man who led the team took the lead in finding a place to sit down.

Xiao Yang, who had been walking for a long time, unloaded his equipment, drank some water, took out a handkerchief and wiped the sweat from his brow, and sat down on a big rock by the river.

"Yoko, you have good physical strength." The man in the lead was surprised, seeing how innocent he was, he didn't expect to be able to walk like this.

"You underestimate people, don't you? Our Yoko is an old hand. I'm afraid you don't have as many places as him." Jiang Wen sat down next to him, his face was still dripping after washing, and he just looked at Xiao Yang like that. Wearing it on his body, he was almost disgusted to death by the clean-loving little friend Xiao.

"Oh, I didn't see it, so I'm playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong?" The team leader didn't believe it, and laughed for a while.

"Don't listen to Jiang Wenchu, I've only been playing for a few days." Xiao Yang just wanted to play happily, nothing else was necessary.

"You..." Jiang Wen punched him angrily, this guy who doesn't know how to have a long face!

After resting for an hour, everyone continued on the road, and saw shadows of hares and pheasants one after another, and there seemed to be other things in the distance, but they couldn't see clearly.

Holding the gun, Xiao Yang killed two pheasants and one rabbit along the way, and gained a lot.Others have gained more or less, but not as much as him.

The eyes of everyone who formed the temporary team looked at him changed. This white and tender boy is not only a veteran, but also a good shooter.

Seeing that Xiao Yang was recognized, Jiang Wen was as happy as if he had won a big prize, and joked that he was the perfect combination of beauty and sex.You can't be proud, my friend, that's all!

In the evening, the team leader found a relatively flat place to camp on the back of the mountain. Everyone was busy setting up tents and lighting a fire to make food.

Jiang Wen only hunted a small pheasant, and he beat it into a sieve when it lost its hair. It was full of holes. Looking left and right, there was no good place, so it had to be thrown away.

Xiao Yang's was much better, and Jiang Wen claimed one without any hesitation.

Wild game barbecues are all old. Xiao Yang doesn't like the smell of leached chicken feathers, so he only plucked a few beautiful tail hairs and threw them all to Jiang Wen.

Don't look at Jiang Wen who didn't help the oil bottle when it was upside down at home.Wash, chop, chop, rub, and add seasonings. If there is a lot of meat, put it on a stick and roast it on a simple barbecue grill. If there are many bones, don’t waste it. Throw it into a pot of boiling water to make soup.

After he finished doing it here, Xiao Yang's rabbit also took care of it. When he saw the barbecue grill in front of Jiang Wen, he smiled in surprise: "You really made this thing? It's not bad." Looking at this thing carefully, the four of them carefully The stainless steel legs set up the collapsible barbed wire, looking clean and fresh.

"That's right, everything is for comfort, and I didn't come out to make a fuss." Jiang Wen said proudly.

Xiao Yang expressed his understanding, but he was lazy, so he didn't want to carry extra things. He would rather roast them on the fire, or throw them into the water to boil.

Everyone also has a variety of kitchen utensils, and there is another grill like him, and several people share the grilled food.

They were both tired all day. After eating and talking, they arranged a round of vigil for the two of them, and then dispersed, each of them went into their own tents.

Xiao Yang and Jiang Wen waited until dawn. After lying down, they picked up their mobile phones to check. It was only nine o'clock, which was still early. They were physically tired, but their brains were excited. They wanted to show off to Lawyer Jing. Looking at my good performance, I found that there was no signal.

Fortunately, there was no signal, and he didn't tell Lawyer Jing that he was going to explore by himself. He just said lightly that he would travel and walk alone, letting him know that he was exploring and hunting. Hehe, there must be no good fruit to eat.

Put down the phone decisively.

The next day the road was even more difficult, vines and vines came next. The key point was that snakes and insects were often seen crawling by. Because all of them used insect repellent powder, these things generally did not run towards them, but they were fierce. It's scary.

All the way through the mountains and flat roads, startling snakes and beating birds, from the slightly bright sky to the colorful clouds in the evening, it is considered to reach the destination of this trip, a valley that has not been developed at all.

The valley is not too big, and there is a small river across it. From a distance, you can see the mountain peak on the opposite side. It is full of unknown wild flowers everywhere. There are not too tall trees. It may be due to the geographical location. The temperature is pleasant. Like late spring and early summer, animals come and go from time to time, and every angle is so beautiful that it can be painted.

It's a pity that all the people who come here are laymen.

Repeating what he did in camping yesterday, Xiao Yang saw that it was still early, so he ran to the opposite mountain to hunt. Unexpectedly, he was so lucky that he hunted a half-sized male deer.

Joyfully carrying the deer back to the camp, everyone was going crazy with jealousy, and they all expressed that they would kill one tomorrow.

Originally wanted to take the deer head home, but unfortunately the weather was too hot, they didn’t know how to do this, so they had to cut off the antlers and store them, divided and roasted the deer, Xiao Yang even picked out a few good pieces and cut them into thin slices , I want to roast it into jerky and take it back to the barrister to eat.It's a pity that the ideal is very full, and the reality is the most skinny. The test results are all black charcoal residue, not to mention humans, even pigs can't eat it!

A deer and a few big men ate two meals in a row, causing nosebleeds to flow wildly, and they couldn't bear it.

At night, Xiao Yang, who was hot all over, dreamed of King Jing Damo. He was terribly bad, and his pants were stained by this and that.

The weather was a bit cloudy early in the morning, so Jiang Wen urged to explore the cave. It is said that the cave has eighteen bends, like a maze, and there are special crystal ores, which are very, very beautiful.

The yawning kid Xiao was dragged by Jiang Wen to explore the karst cave he had been talking about. The team leader repeatedly explained that the weather was not good, so he should come back early and call the walkie-talkie if he had any questions. Jiang Wen waved his hand to show that he knew.Xiao Yang was dragged staggeringly forward, he really wanted to sit down and rest now, he was so tired last night, his legs are a little weak now!

Walking along the river, it didn't take long to see the water disappearing along the dark cave. The original underground river formed by the above-ground river, they knew that the destination had arrived.

The cave is narrow at first and then wide. The widest part forms a not-so-big underground lake, leaving only two sides with a width of three meters to pass through. There are many small caves extending in all directions. I don’t know each cave. Where do they all lead to? There is a faint blue light in the cave. If you look carefully, it is emitted by a little spar on the cliff stone platform, with a dream.

Xiao Yang, who wasn't very interested at first, also became interested. He pointed and pointed all the way, and the two of them walked deeper before they knew it.

Fortunately, they brought a compass. With the help of professional equipment, the two lost their way twice, went through water once, and after nearly eight hours of trekking, they finally found the starting point. However, something even worse happened.Before reaching the exit, I heard thunder roaring outside, and the sound of the river flowing became very loud. The flat land that was originally quite wide became narrow, and the short distance ahead disappeared.

The small river turned into a big river, and the outlet was flooded more than one meter high.