How many house rules

The fourth rule of the family, you can keep silent if you don’t want to say anything, and never tell a lie, even if it is a white lie.

Lawyer Jing, who was in a sunny mood, wrote the family rules one by one on A4 paper with great interest. The iron and silver hooks were strong and powerful, and he could participate in the calligraphy competition just by looking at the handwriting.I found a place where I could see it as soon as I entered the door and posted it. I also told Xiao, the guardian of the family rules, that there will be new family rules in the future, and I will add them later.

He actually wrote down physical exchanges at least twice a week into the house rules!Also posted on the most conspicuous wall!The face of Xiao Xiao, the noodle man, is almost cooked, and there is absolutely no adulteration in saying that it is a red apple!

"Jing Fengping hastened to draw this!" Can such a tacit matter be put on paper?Shame him on purpose!

Lawyer Jing put the paper up very seriously, "This is a family rule that must be enforced, of course it must be written on it." Black and white letters are the bearing of the spirit of the contract, and barristers are not for nothing.

Little friend Xiao quit, he still has face!Dragging his "sick body" to fight for his own face project, he would tear up the paper with his hand.

Demon King Jing had been on guard against his move for a long time, and he held him in his arms, and the blushing guy just couldn't reach him with his teeth and claws!

"Let go of me! Let go!" Xiao Yang was about to die of anger.

Dragging people away from the house rules, the two of them fell into the soft sofa together. Xiao Yang was half lying on the sofa, but his buttocks fell on Jing Fengping's legs unluckily, just pulling at the overused part, gasping for breath .

"Baby, it hurts, my husband rubs it for you." A dishonest big hand was placed on his painful place like a fish, flesh sticking to flesh.

He forgot that he was wearing nothing but a silk nightgown, and he was caught by a surprise attack without any precaution.

His pajamas were all cardigan style, tied around the waist with a belt, which was very convenient for doing something.He likes silk clothing items, and there are many pajama shirts, which are cool to the touch and feel great.At this point, King Jing said that he could continue to maintain it.

"It hurts, hurts, don't move." He was so frightened that he didn't dare to move, for fear that his hand would do something outrageous.

Demon King Jing secretly laughed, quietly took out the anti-inflammatory ointment from his pocket, and gently applied it on him.How could he be willing to torment him at this time, what a silly boy.

Xiao Yang remained motionless, lying on the sofa with the front half of his body, feeling that the nightgown was pulled up to his waist, and his bare buttocks were directly in contact with the air.comfortable~

The devil loves my chrysanthemum so much, why doesn't he feel sorry for my face!No, Zhou Haohao is still here!

Xiao Yang sat up in a hurry and quickly closed his nightgown, not caring that Lawyer Jing's hand was still in his buttocks, his face twitched in pain, "Where's Zhou Haohao?" It's past ten o'clock now, where is the child?Didn't you see it just now?How could he forget this person!

Lawyer Jing thought that something had happened, so he pushed him down again, and continued with the action just now, "I picked him up early, you just remembered."

"Who picked it up? Isn't her mother in the hospital?" Enduring his actions, Xiao Yang didn't forget to ask about the child's situation, really frightened.

"His grandma, don't worry, I've taken care of everything." Please don't doubt the rigor of a lawyer, okay?

The jade-like skin still had traces of last night. After applying the medicine, Lawyer Jing couldn't help but rubbed the two semicircular spheres in front of him twice. The touch was still as good as ever.

He helped the person up and sat down, stuffed a pillow behind his waist, and put the pajamas together neatly.Except for messy hair and red face, there is nothing wrong with it.

"Hurry up and change that family rule..." Xiao Yang was still making comments when he entered the bathroom early.After washing his hands, he walked into the kitchen and brought out a bowl of warm porridge with preserved egg and lean pork. "Hungry, eat."

"The matter just now is not over yet, what to eat." Xiao Yang refused the food in front of him, really couldn't eat it.

Demon King Jing stirred the porridge back and forth with a spoon, "If you are good enough, I can consider changing it."

"Do you think I will still do this? Can you not go out?" It's just a piece of paper, don't be too easy.

"That's right, how about engraving it on the wall?" Da Demon King Jing didn't even lift his eyelids, and smiled extremely gently, "Of course, it's not difficult to smash the wall, anyway, it's just a few words, it's very easy." Easy, isn't it?"

Little friend Xiao suddenly had no choice, and he couldn't really engage in guerrilla warfare with him. This is not just looking for trouble!This big devil has more and more evil tastes.

"Okay, you have the final say." He admitted that it was best not to fall into his hands.hum.

A spoonful of fragrant porridge was delivered to his mouth, "Eat."

Xiao Yang ate it heartily, and he was not happy if someone was willing to serve him.Seriously, he suddenly realized that for 27 years of his life, he hadn't eaten at the dinner table because of him.

He was fed one mouthful at a time, and the devil king would use his own tongue to lick off the rice porridge on the corner of his mouth. He was so tender and gentle. At the end of the meal, both of them had smiles on their faces. It's about the fun of life. , as long as you want, it's extremely sweet.

After the meal, Jing Fengping sat across from him and said very seriously, "Speak out any dissatisfaction you have with me, and I will change whatever you can."

Xiao Yang was confused for a moment and didn't know what to say. Wasn't it just a day-to-day interest?This style of painting has also changed too fast!

Lawyer Jing just waited and didn't urge him, just pretending to have a long talk.

"You are what I like."

"The truth?" Lawyer Jing still didn't quite believe it.

"It's better to be thinner." This is the truth.

The heart was hit by an external force, and the blood tank dropped by 50%. As expected, it was so obedient that I had to discount it, "What else?"

"It's gone." You have started the mode where gentleness and black belly coexist, domineering and sweetness last forever, what else can I have?The point is that I dare not say anything!Xiao Yang found himself getting more and more cowardly in front of King Jing, how could he break it?

"Very well, I promise to do it, now come and listen to my request to you." The appearance has become an unspeakable pain for him, he changed it!

Little Xiao Yang was a little nervous, always feeling that the big devil was going to make a big move.

"There's only one, obey the house rules."

Little friend Xiao raised his hand, his face full of confusion, "How many more family rules are there?"

King Jing is happy, why is his little friend so cute?Get up and sit next to him, hug him into his arms, press against his ear, deliberately lowered his voice, "They are not difficult, let's do it together, huh?"

Xiao Yang put his arms around his neck, buried his face in the socket of his neck, how could his ears be broken if he was about to become pregnant?Even his heart felt like it was about to melt, every time he said that, he couldn't resist it!He agreed to the relationship between the two because of the "huh?" coming out of his nose.Half of his body can recover, right?

In the end, the family rules were still on the wall, but the words were changed: Article [-] of the family rules: Communicate twice a week, and if you are not satisfied, you can increase it appropriately.

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"Honey, do you think I've lost weight?" Lawyer Jing Da, who just woke up, took pictures in the bathroom, as if his belly was a little smaller?

Xiao Yang, who was brushing his teeth, held his toothbrush in his mouth, looked at him up and down, reached out and poked his chest, "Can you come in after I finish using the bathroom?" Obviously there is a bathroom outside the master bedroom, so I have to grab it from him. One, brushing his teeth and washing his face squeezed in, and he took it too.

After rinsing his mouth and spitting out the toothpaste froth in his mouth, little friend Xiao patted his stomach, "I can't see it clearly, keep up the good work, Great Demon King."

"Can't really tell? I think the clothes are a little loose now." He spoke burningly, and bent his arms to show his biceps.

Xiao Yang ignored them at all, washed his face, applied face cream, combed his hair, and put on perfume for a while.

"Baby, you smell so sweet." Lawyer Jing hugged his waist from behind, sniffing around his ear and neck with a drunken expression.

Xiao Yang pushed his head back: "People who haven't brushed their teeth stay away from me."

Jing Fengping let go of his hand and went to the side to brush his teeth: "Don't bother you, go out with me at noon."

"what's up?"

Lawyer Jing brushed his teeth and said vaguely, "Wow, I'm green."

"What did you say?" He didn't catch a word.

She rinsed her mouth and washed her face by the way: "My dad wants to see you, tonight."

Xiao Yang didn't respond all of a sudden, so he wants to see his parents now?This is really too sudden.

"What's wrong?" Lawyer Jing put down the towel in his hand and glanced at him.

"Can I do it another day? I'm not ready yet." Little Xiao Yang subconsciously adopted the dragging formula.

Lawyer Jing grabbed his waist: "What are you going to do? The ugly daughter-in-law is afraid of seeing her in-laws?"

"Fuck you!" Xiao Yang pushed him but didn't push, when did his strength grow? "How can I meet your father like this? I didn't prepare anything, it's too rude."

Lawyer Jing led the man out, "There is no need to prepare anything, I have already bought everything, and besides, my dad doesn't pick these things, you can go alone." What he said was the truth, his father had already urged him to take him away Go home, but he hasn't done anything yet.

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