fast travel infinite college entrance examination

I don't know what Ang Qin made up in his head. When Su Ran rode back to the finish line on a black horse that had recovered to normal, Ang Qin looked awe-inspiring and applauded excitedly, "It's really a wonderful race. I didn't expect you to be like this Wild man!"

Su Ran: ...

Ang Qin looked relieved, "To be honest, I was really a little scared. I didn't expect Heiyun to have such a speed under you! Only in your hands can Heiyun be so passionate and excited."

Su Ran: ... I always feel that there is something wrong ... I just ride a horse, don't say it like some ulterior py, fall! ! !

Although the process is hard to describe, Su Ran's good luck today is frightening. After getting Ang Qin's approval by accident, his time this time ran for five minutes and 25 seconds, surpassing 95% of the candidates in the examination room , if it wasn't for the delay for a while before, even if he won the best of the game, it would be no problem.So with the blessing of Ang Qin's favor, Su Ran got the perfect score as it should.

There is also a small episode in the middle.

The boy in the red Mongolian robe thought he had spoken a few words with Su Ran, and he was considered familiar, so he came over to strike up a conversation and said, "Brother, awesome, really awesome." He stretched out his thumb, half admiring and half curious He said: "I heard that your horse was originally the last one, but in the end you surpassed most of the candidates in one fell swoop. How did you do it?"

Su Ran: "You may not believe me, because he was stung by a beetle."

The boy was mmp in his heart, with a smile on his face, "You are so humorous. I have never seen such a superb horse training skill like yours, is it a family tradition?"

Su Ran: "...No, the coach taught it."

The boy was puzzled for a moment, and then automatically completed the logic, "So you have a teacher. You ask the master to call the coach?"

Su Ran: "It's not the master, it's the coach, the kind that pays by the hour."

The boy didn't believe it, but he still asked persistently: "Then your trainer must be a famous horse trainer! What's his name, maybe I still know him!"

Su Ran: "...he is no longer in this world."

The boy's expression suddenly flustered, he glanced at Su Ran guiltily, and apologized repeatedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I don't know." He changed the subject and said, "I think you are skilled, bro. You are good at grooming and taming horses, which is rare among Han people. You must have dealt with horses a lot since you were a child."

Su Ran: "...No, I've only been learning horses for three months."

When the boy heard that his awkward expression changed quickly, he endured and endured, but he still couldn't hold back and rolled his eyes angrily: "I'm stupid, aren't you? You can train a horse for seven or eight years." Come down! If you don’t want to say it, don’t say it, who are you fooling!” As soon as he finished speaking, he raised his whip and rode away indignantly.

Su Ran sighed vicissitudes of life, and complained to Chu Mengci: "These days, no one believes the truth. '

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The horse riding competition is over, and the next game is roast leg of lamb, which unexpectedly starts at 6 pm.According to Ang Qin, the roast leg of lamb should be eaten at night, and it will be artistically conceived by singing and dancing with the bonfire.

Su Ran thought about it, it seems that this is how it was played in TV dramas.In the deep night, large and small yurts are scattered on the vast grassland, and the bright and warm bonfires illuminate the handsome and handsome faces of the Mongolian men.The mutton leg sizzled on the fire, leaving behind the scorched mutton fat. While eating the meat, the Mongolian man secretly looked at the beautiful Mongolian girl.The enthusiastic and generous Mongolian girl twisted her slender waist, and accompanied by the melodious music of Matouqin, she cast countless beautiful and hazy shadows on the grassland.

【what are you thinking? 】

Su Ran swallowed, "I won't eat tonight. '

Chu Mengci raised his eyebrows amusedly, 【For the roast leg of lamb at night? 】

Su Ran nodded sharply, "That's right, that's right, how well do you think the roast leg of lamb should be cooked to be delicious?"

Chu Mengci said slowly: [Before this, did you forget the most important point. 】

"what?"

【Can you roast leg of lamb? 】

Unexpectedly by Chu Mengci, Su Ran nodded affirmatively, "I will."

【Um?I didn't expect you to have such a skill, another day...]

"...Is it?" Su Ran said the second half of the sentence hesitantly.

【So will you know it or not? 】

Su Ranke said proudly, "I'm good at barbecue, and all the ones I've eaten say they are delicious. I think the roast leg of lamb should be similar."

【...It's a lot worse. 】Chu Mengci sighed with his forehead: 【Leaving aside the preparatory work for the processing of the leg of lamb, let's say that the control of the heat of the roast leg of lamb is not comparable to that of ordinary barbecue.A leg of lamb needs to be roasted back and forth for four hours before it can be eaten. 】

"Four, four hours!" Su Ran was dumbfounded, and then felt inexplicably frustrated, "It took so long." It took at least four hours to eat the leg of lamb, it was too painful.

He sighed and said sadly: "Then I'd better have dinner tonight."

Chu Mengci: ...So the point is this?

Afraid that Su Ran would not understand, Chu Mengci said directly: [So what I mean is, but you'd better learn how to roast leg of lamb briefly. 】

"Of course." Su Ran said as a matter of course, "You can eat while grilling. When I go out and can't find a job, I'll sell roast lamb legs. I've already thought up the advertisement." Su Ran cleared up Throat, said in the tone of Xinjiang people selling mutton skewers, "Leg of lamb, fresh roasted leg of lamb, roasted leg of lamb from ****!"

Chu Mengci smiled, 【You won't find a job, even if you can't find a job, you can do something else, you don't need to sell roast leg of lamb. 】

When Chu Mengci said this, Su Ran started to talk about sex. He nodded to express his agreement, and at the same time diverted his thinking and said, "Yes, I can also open a martial arts gym to teach Shaolin Kungfu... Forget it, just my three-legged cat Don’t use kung fu to bluff people... By the way, didn’t I exchange for a Chinese dance skill, I can be a dance teacher after I go out... No, no, the male dance teacher sounds gay, and I am not from a major Even a professional diploma..."

Chu Mengci, who was still smiling, immediately put away his smile when he heard this sentence. He narrowed his eyes dangerously, and interrupted Su Ran, 【Why, you've already slept, you don't want to admit it now? 】

Su Ran's thoughts were suddenly interrupted, and when she heard Chu Mengci's accusation, she blurted out: "But I'm not gay in the first place, but you just happen to be a man."

This sentence is not a love talk, but a love talk, which gave Chu Mengci a blow to his understanding.Chu Mengci also thought that he had seen the big world, but he still blushed because of this sentence, and said shyly: "Me too, before I met you, I never liked anyone. But we in God's Domain Those who are open to love are very open, and there is no concept of discrimination against homosexuals. Same-sex couples can also get married, and if they want to have children, they can conceive or congeal directly with divine power."

Chu Mengci: So we can get married at any time, and if you want a child, I can also "give birth"~~

Su Ran blinked, "Oh."

【...You have nothing to say? 】

Su Ran didn't understand, so, "Say what?"

【Really do not have? 】

"Eh... is your society really open?"

【…】, Chu Mengci hinted resolutely: 【About what I said just now, if you have any questions, don't hold them in your heart, you can ask me. 】

Su Ran really started to think about it, "Hmm..." He touched his chin, hesitated, "I really have a question..."

Chu Mengci's eyes lit up, and he breathed a sigh of relief, 【You ask, I will know everything without saying anything. 】

Su Ran's eyes were bright, and a blush of excitement appeared on his face, and he hesitated, "That...you think...it's..."

Chu Mengci said softly: [It’s okay, if you want to know anything, feel free to ask boldly~]

So Su Ran asked boldly.

"How about I go to Hengshui High School to be a teacher!!!"

Chu Mengci's gentle expression froze, and his eyes faintly began to glisten fiercely, 【Huh? 】

"Look, didn't I exchange for a useless Hengshui High School's top-secret problem-solving thinking? I thought it would be a pity to waste it. Since I can solve problems, it must be a problem. Pick up high school Chinese, if you can't become a Hengshui teacher, it's good to set up a tutoring institution... No, high school students are too difficult to manage now, I'd better go to be a primary school teacher. Children are obedient and cute, how wonderful." Su Ran He said happily, "In this way, I will also be the pillar of cultivating the next generation of the motherland." After talking for a long time, Chu Mengci remained silent and did not express his opinion. Su Ran asked in embarrassment, "What do you think of this idea?"

Chu Mengci gritted his teeth: [Very good, very good, nothing better than this. 】

When Su Ran heard it, she was even more proud.He rubbed his hands happily, and a shyness flashed in his eyes, "Actually, I am also selfish. In this way, I can assign compositions to them in an open and honest manner, such as "My Chinese Teacher". How do I expect them to praise me?"

"Children are the most innocent and will not lie. They are not at all the same as those flattering adults! So I think they will definitely use simple and childish writing to describe my handsome, kind, gentle, versatile, and there may be many little girls. Write about marrying a teacher when you grow up. Oh, it’s a bit embarrassing to think about it.”

[I don't know if they will praise you,] Chu Mengci said quietly, [but they will definitely write about your white hair, your kind smile, your bent spine, and your noble sentiments. 】

Su Ran: "..."

【Oh, by the way, maybe you will interpret the dark circles under your eyes from playing games all night as the result of staying up late to change your homework, and then focus on the wrinkles around your eyes. 】

Su Ran: "..."

[Think about your full-score composition when you were young, and think about how you wrote about your teacher when you were young. Do you have no points in your heart? 】

Su Ran sincerely said to Chu Mengci: "You have been a bachelor for so many years, and it is really a lifetime of good luck to meet me."

Chu Mengci: [tsk. 】

Su Ran frowned, "You just clicked your tongue, didn't you? Are you dissatisfied with what I just said?!"

Chu Mengci rested his chin, and said leisurely: 【You are stupid and I am blind, it was created by nature, so don't make trouble, and live a good life in the future. 】

Su Ran raised two middle fingers, "Then you are awesome."

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Su Ran exchanged for [-] days, and gave an emergency training on roast leg of lamb.Not to mention the Mongolian master who taught him the skills. In just fifteen days, Su Ran's mouth was full of oil, his shoulders were big and his waist was round.

When she returned to the space, Su Ran was still wondering, "How can I eat so fat! Obviously I exercise on time every day."

[Because you have increased your food intake, and your exercise volume has not kept up. 】Isn't it just fat?

The chef that Su Ran found was excellent at roasting leg of lamb, but he is not only good at roasting leg of lamb.This chef is in full bloom, roasted whole lamb, boiled lamb, haggis soup, grilled meat, air-dried beef, Mongolian blood sausage, etc. This chef can cook!And it's super delicious!

In fact, it only takes one week for Su Ran to learn how to roast leg of lamb. After all, his goal is to pass the exam, and the exam will not force candidates to have the same exquisite craftsmanship as the Mongolian master chef.But Su Ran stayed for half a month because the master's craftsmanship was so damn good, Su Ran wished he could swallow his tongue.

Although the system mall can exchange food from all over the world, it tastes cold. In a literary way, beauty is beauty, and there is no soul.

So Su Ran eats every day with great enjoyment. While she can't hold on, she can't stop her mouth.Right now, Su Ran just thought about it for a while, and felt that her saliva was flooding.

Su Ran pinched her stomach, feeling a little worried, "What should I do, I'm so fat that my abdominal muscles are almost gone."

[Fat, very cute. 】Chu Mengci looked at Su Ran's white, tender and soft belly, wishing he could rub it with his hands, 【I like it very much. 】

Su Ran became even more worried, "What's the use of your liking? How should I explain to the teacher that I've gained a lot of weight in just one afternoon?"

[... Edema? 】

Su Ran can only treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor, "Maybe the teacher is so blind that he can really fool him. Now I hope that the classmates in the examination room will not find out that I am wrong."

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As the sun moved westward, the sky gradually dimmed, and the green grass became much darker.The north wind played mischievously around the man's clothes with a hint of coolness.

In order to suit the occasion, Su Ran took off the yellow riding clothes she wore in the morning, and specially put on a dark blue Mongolian robe and a dark yellow Mongolian wide-brimmed hat, dressed like a real Inner Mongolian herdsman.

Ang Qin called the roll call and found that all the candidates had arrived, so he began to read the exam rules.

For the sake of fairness and to prevent cheating, the examination room directly provided the marinated leg of lamb.All the pre-curing process of the leg of lamb is exactly the same, so as to better test the skills of the candidates.

Ang Qin was also promoted this time and became the chief examiner. There were six younger brothers under him, no, they were invigilators. A total of seven people gave marks to the candidates.Remove the highest score, then remove the lowest score, divide by 5, that is the final score of the candidates, and the decimal point is accurate to the last three digits.

Among the invigilators, Su Ran noticed a certain teacher.He is not the most handsome, nor is he the most attractive, but he caught Su Ran's attention at first glance.

Su Ran looked straight at the invigilator, perhaps feeling his gaze, the invigilator who was joking with his colleagues suddenly turned to look at Su Ran.Su Ran couldn't turn around and met his eyes.

Coincidentally, a little embarrassment appeared on the faces of the two of them.

Maybe it's because the Mongolian robe worn by Su Ran is too common, maybe it's because the teacher has the same aesthetics as Su Ran, and the two of them clashed!

Although Su Ran has gained weight, he is still a young and handsome guy, and he is very likely to turn heads when he walks on the street.But the invigilator is not the case.He is just an ordinary Mongolian uncle, with the unique strength of Mongolians, and he looks like a good wrestler at first glance.This is nothing at all, and people will praise a few heroes when they walk on the road.But compared with Su Ran, this old man's bulky body has become obese, and his slightly fat round face has also become full of flesh.In the eyes of onlookers, this is the real Dongshi imitating, making people laugh and be generous.

Although Su Ran didn't realize this, she was already talking to Chu Mengci worriedly, "Could it be that the Mongolian robe I'm wearing is a popular style for middle-aged and elderly Mongolians?"Am I dressed in a particularly rustic way?If I had known I wouldn't have worn this. '

[It's nothing, you look good in it. 】The old god Chu Mengci said: 【Believe me, it is definitely not you who should be worried now. 】

... It's not terrible to bump into a shirt, whoever is ugly is embarrassed.

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Diary of Chu Mengci:

Sure enough, let's be straightforward next time.Whether he is really stupid or pretending to be stupid, don't give him a chance!