fast travel infinite college entrance examination

Su Ran struggled to hold back her smile, and said solemnly: "Yes, because I am the most powerful witch and voodoo master in our area, the government gave me the title of Muggle."

Bu Xiju was silent for a while, then said coldly: "Don't say what you shouldn't say, this joke is not funny at all."

Su Ran touched her nose, is his acting that bad?Just as he was about to say sorry, the gaze that made him feel like he was sitting on pins and needles fell on him again.Su Ran's expression froze, dense sweat appeared on his forehead, he stared at the terrifying black shadow next to him as if facing a formidable enemy, and despair emerged in his heart uncontrollably: this person is too strong, just by his momentum Overwhelming Su Ran, he couldn't think of resisting at all.

Su Ran seriously confessed the last words to Chu Mengci in his mind. 'If I die in battle, you must bury me, bury me in a high hill, and put a beautiful flower in it. '

Su Ran: Hey, did I miss a word?

【...】, Chu Mengci said flatly: 【He just glanced at you, and didn't intend to kill you. 】

[You have to learn to get used to it.In the next exam, there are still many strong people like him. 】

[So, can you stop that song that is looping back and forth in your head? 】

Bu Xiju didn't know the huge psychological impact on Su Ran from his simple glance just now, and he rarely uttered a sentence fluently: "You are still a Han Chinese, and your political awareness is not as high as mine."

Su Ran tremblingly waited for the "worm swarm" of the opposite witch and Gu master, but the enemy suddenly told you about political awareness.What is this operation?

Su Ran froze, "What?"

Bu Xizhu coughed, his voice was hoarse as if particles were rubbing against a sandstone, "We are voodoo masters, not voodoo voodoo masters. Witchcraft is a feudal superstition. Even if you are joking, you can't say that. This is, politically incorrect It was rare for him to show kindness, and he pointed to the stupid newcomer opposite him with earnestness, "Under the guidance of Marxist-Leninist materialism, we are now raising and using insects scientifically, do you understand?"

Su Ran nodded blankly, and also forgot whether the people opposite could see his movements in such a dim environment.But Bu Xifu undoubtedly saw it, and he also saw the blankness on Su Ran's face. He sighed, "You are still too young. It doesn't matter if you don't understand now. Later, you will understand. You Just remember one thing, go with the party and have meat to eat."

Su Ran nodded blankly. 'A Ci, what is he talking about? "Su Ran's expression was blank, and deep confusion appeared in his eyes, "Is there something wrong with my IQ, or is he just a psychopath?"Gu art, an unscientific and legendary thing, still talks about science?And what's with this old-fashioned tone?He is also my age! '

Chu Mengci ignored his last complaint, 【After experiencing so many worlds, I thought you had abandoned your human science long ago. 】Chu Mengci smiled lightly, different from the coquettish and idiot in front of Su Ran, his eyes at this time were as indifferent as any qualified god,【Who knows if the science you humans believe in is right? Pseudoscience from another time and space? 】

Chu Mengci's words made Su Ran thoughtful.Indeed, he was narrow-minded.Thinking about the talking pandas in Sichuan Province, all the people in Henan Province possessing martial arts and internal strength, and the genetic modification drugs in Hebei Province, he really made a fuss.Isn't it just materialism Gushu!He has also seen strong winds and waves, so he will not be afraid!

'So...Materialist voodoo, do you still have to deal with bugs? 'For Su Ran, science or pseudoscience is too far away from him. This is what Su Ran cares most about at present.

[The invigilator has come in, listen to what the teacher has to say. 】As soon as Chu Mengci finished speaking, a charming and weird laughter sounded from somewhere behind Su Ran.

"Hehehe, there are so many good-looking children this time~ Teacher, I like beautiful children the most~" Su Ran rubbed the goosebumps on her arms, turned around, opened her eyes wide, and stared in the dark in vain. Looking for the figure of the invigilator in his room - no doubt failed.

"Ah~~~" A viscous and sexy scream resounded in twists and turns, the indescribably seductive and erotic, and there was a commotion in the examination room.

"Are you OK?"

"what happened?"

The woman gasped heavily, and then there was a rustling sound of clothes rubbing against each other, which made many people think about it.

"This time, there are so many amazing babies here. I'm so excited. I can't wait to meet them."

Su Ran clearly heard a few heavy gasps around him.It was the first time for Su Ran to see this type of teachers. They were all young and energetic, and it's no wonder they couldn't stand being teased.Su Ran, who was calm and calm from the beginning to the end, showed a reserved smile with a sense of superiority.This woman is far worse than Chu Mengci, Chu Mengci's voice is really numb, seductive and sexy.

Bu Xiju's voice was filled with surprise and admiration: "As far as your age is concerned, your concentration and state of mind are very good."

Here it comes, with this elder tone again, Su Ran also forgot how scary this person is at this moment, and couldn't help asking: "Congee, how old are you?"

Bu Xizhu twisted his body uncomfortably, a thin blush appeared on Su Ran's intimate address, "18 years old."

"I'm 20." Su Ran raised her chin triumphantly, "I'm older than you, so don't speak in such an old-fashioned tone, it sounds weird."

Bu Xizhu opened his mouth and was about to answer when a frivolous male voice suddenly interrupted him, "Beauty, what's your name?"

"I hate it," the woman said coquettishly, "I'm calling my teacher~"

The frivolous voice was so excited that it almost floated up, "What's the name of the beautiful teacher?"

The woman's voice was thin and long, "Call me red~"

This whine woke up the goosebumps all over Su Ran's body, and he began to dance enthusiastically. He couldn't help shivering, maybe because he was used to Chu Mengci's coquettish, now he heard this woman's coquettish , he actually felt a little sick.

But the boys, no, some boys are undoubtedly very useful.They scrambled and started asking the teacher all kinds of questions.

Bu Xiju clicked his tongue softly, with a touch of contempt in his tone, "I'm already old, so I can't, just be quiet."

In the conversation just now, Su Ran felt that he and this terrible person seemed to be getting closer, so when he heard Bu Xizhu's muttering, he asked with interest: "Why, do you know her? She how old are you?"

Su Ran waited for a long time but did not get a reply from Bu Xizhu, he smiled awkwardly, "I just asked a random question, you don't want to answer..."

"He's my dad."

It's my dad.

My Father.

dad.

Su Ran's smile froze at the corner of his mouth, and he picked out his ears, "What did you say? Did I hear wrong."

Bu Xifu's tone was cold and flat, as if he was talking about a stranger: "You heard me right. He is my blood father, and I am his youngest son."

Su Ran trembled and asked, "Uncle, is this year Gui Geng?"

"He just had his 50th birthday."

"I hate it~ Why do you ask people such a question, I'm so shy~"

Congee's father's coquettish sound made Su Ran almost bite his tongue, "...No offense intended, is your father a transsexual?"

"No, he is just a simple, fake mother. His false voice is very powerful."

"Honghong, turn on the light! I can't see you clearly now, Honghong."

"Yes, yes, we want to take a good look at Honghong."

At the request of many boys, the porridge father who called himself "Honghong" turned on the light.

The sudden light made Su Ran adapt to the darkness, and his eyes secreted physiological tears. He quickly closed his eyes and waited for a while before slowly adapting to the bright light.

The first thing that caught his eyes was the young man standing in front of him and facing him sideways.His clothes were very strange, a sleeveless T-shirt, fat bloomers, and a dark black cape draped diagonally.But this strange combination is nothing compared to the strange and dense tattoos on the teenager's arms.Noticing Su Ran's gaze, he turned his head to look at Su Ran, only then did Su Ran discover that his other half of the cheek also had a tattoo - it was a strange pattern, placed on the young man's pale face that was indescribably harmonious.

"Have you seen enough?" The voice was rough and harsh.

Su Ran blinked, and asked hesitantly, "Porridge?"

Bu Xiju nodded, his dark eyes were as deep as a dark pool, "It's me."

"Hong Hong is really a great beauty!"

"Sexy and beautiful, Hong Hong is the most beautiful woman I have ever met!"

Following the intense admiration, Su Ran saw a sexy big beauty with white skin and red lips, creamy skin, protruding front and back. She looked at most 30 years old, and she couldn't tell his real age at all.

Congee's father covered his mouth and giggled, "Your mouths are so sweet. Okay, okay, I won't quarrel with you. I'm going to read out the exam rules." The teacher is serious and serious, "The current employment situation is precarious. A large number of Gu masters can't find a job and are unemployed. If things go on like this, the inheritance of Gu art will definitely be cut off. Therefore, the admissions office of our province started from the year before last, and the annual college entrance examination is a test of Gu art. The new usage, new way out, trying to connect with other industries, prolonging the professional life of Gu masters. You should all know the best ideas of last year, right?"

"It's the business Gu developed by Senior Lin Yuan!"

Congee's father raised his red lips, and he said with a lot of flair, "That's right. Lin Yuan creatively developed business Gu on the basis of traditional love Gu, which was applied to business activities and replaced traditional legal contracts. A more efficient and fair contract ceremony." He paused, and Su Ran noticed that his eyes rested on Bu Xizhu for an extra moment, and then smiled meaningfully, "I expect you to develop more and more Interesting, a Gu technique that is more useful to society."

Su Ran: ...Fuck, Gu can still be used like this? !Some are reluctant to abstain ORZ