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Now the scene resembles a silent portrait of a character.A man who was tall and strong enough to scare off the black bear staggered and knelt on the ground, looked up at the sky, covered his face with his hands, and let out a silent cry.Standing in front of him was a furious Chihuahua, ah, no, it was a furious and petite man in comparison. He looked at the kneeling bear man in surprise, took a few steps back in a daze, and sat down on the ground

The performances of these two people are very tense, and the expression of true feelings is very contagious. For a moment, the picture freezes slightly and becomes a humorous oil painting.

The only audience Su Ran: Pfft.

He also knows that this is wrong, isn't this just adding salt to someone's wounds!But he really couldn't help it, he tried his best to hold back his laughter, "Speak well if you have something to say, maybe there is a misunderstanding somewhere." Because Su Ran was holding back too much, her voice was trembling with tears, and her performance was even better than that of Xiong Xiong grief.

Uncle Xu Yanyan glanced at Su Ran suspiciously: "Are you...? What's the relationship with that bastard Xiong Xiong?"

Su Ran replied uncertainly: "We have nothing to do with each other... right?" He and Xiong Xiong haven't known each other for a day, although they recognized him as brother because of hugging thighs, but this kind of friendship should not even compare to the plastic flower friendship of girls let's go?

Su Ran fell into deep thought, but he didn't know that his entanglement was interpreted by Xu Zanyan to have another meaning. Xu Zanyan, who was still wondering if he blamed Xiong Xiong by mistake, suddenly became furious. He punched Xiong Xiong in the face, held Xiong Xiong's neckline and roared: "Xiong Xiong, you uncle! You are still looking for a man outside behind my sister's back! Tell me, how long have you hooked up with that little boy!! !" What Xu Yanyan said resounded through the sky, deafening.

Xiong Stealing Man Xiong: Meow meow?

Su·Little Boy·Ran: Fuck, we gays also need to look at their looks to find a partner, right?Just like Xiong Xiong, being able to trick your sister into his hand is already an unrepeatable miracle, okay? ! !

[When did you hook up with him? 】Chu Mengci said quietly: 【Of course, are you just giving up on me like this? 】

Su Ran's indifferent face: 'Oh, yes. '

Chu Mengci sighed for a long time, and said with a wry smile: 【What else can I do?In the end, I can only forgive you.Which man doesn't cheat, when you get older, you will come back to me eventually.Until then, I will wait for you. 】

Su Ran: ...What should I do? I want to beat him up! ! !

"Looking for a man behind my back?!" A delicate female voice came from behind Su Ran, "Emma Xiong Xiong, you are capable. If you don't give me a damn explanation, I will definitely kill you."

Su Ran turned around and saw a tall, slender girl with a healthy complexion standing behind them. At this time, her almond eyes were wide open and she glared at Xiong Xiong angrily.

"Jiaojiao?"

"Old girl! Why are you here?!"

Su Ran: ...well, it seems that this farce will have another thirty or so episodes.

Xu Jiao glared at Xiong Xiong bitterly, walked quickly to her brother, hugged her brother's arm and sneered, "If I didn't come, I would have missed the rape scene. The little white-faced Xiong Xiong you mentioned is an adulterer," she rushed Su Ran raised her chin, and gave him a resentful look, "That's it?"

Since the heroine of the story came on stage, Xiong Xiong has been covering the place where Xu Yanyan beat him, his eyes are dull and his expression is blank.

Knowing that Xiong Xiong was hopeless, Su Ran sighed bleakly, and looked at Xu Jiao sincerely: "Look at me," he pointed at Xiong Xiong who was in a dazed and embarrassed face, "Do you think I can fall in love with you?" him?"

Xu Jiao reflexively snapped back: "What the fuck are you talking about..." She followed Su Ran's hand and looked at Xiong Xiong, who was vicious, blood-drinking and fluffy, and felt like he was about to kill and flee in minutes, and immediately made a big move Turning her head to look at Su Ran, a young, tender, harmless and innocent young man, she was obviously silent for a moment and then said, "...It's all the truth." She glanced at Xiong Xiong complicatedly, and then said sincerely to Su Ran: "I believe in you. Except for me, no one should be so blind to him."

Su Ran nodded movedly, "I knew you were a sensible person, big sister."

Xiong Xiong's brain finally came online after a half-day hard restart.He stood up abruptly, staggered, and stabilized himself with difficulty. He walked to Xu Jiao's side in a few steps, and under Xu Zanyan's vigilant gaze, he grabbed her shoulders with both hands.

"Hey, what are you doing? Let go!" Xu Yanyan shook Xiong Xiong's hand vigorously, but as expected, he didn't break it.So, he humiliatedly raised his hands to cover Xiong Xiong's.

"Brother, don't interfere. I want to see what he wants to say to me?" Xu Jiao sneered, "What's the matter with what my brother said just now? Who is that little boy?!"

"Who is it?!" Xiong Xiong's question and Xu Jiao's question rang out at the same time and overlapped.

"What?" Xu Jiao blinked her eyes in confusion, "Xiong Xiong, let me tell you, don't try to change the subject, just explain to me honestly!"

Xiong Xiong's eyes were red, he was panting heavily, and his expression was indescribably terrifying.The muscles in his arms were tense, and Xu Jiao only felt a dull pain in her shoulders. She looked at Xiong Xiong in disbelief, and swallowed: "Xiong Xiong, what are you going to do? Are you going to hit me? For some pretty face outside?"

Xiong Xiong didn't listen to Xu Jiao's words, he just felt that his brain was about to explode, "Who is the child in your mother's belly?!"

"Ah?! The child is not yours?" Xu Yanyan exclaimed in disbelief.

"I haven't slept with her before! Where did the child come from! Damn it can't be conceived by emotion!!!" Xiong Xiong roared loudly, and Su Ran covered her ears like lightning, feeling that her eardrums were about to burst.He silently took a few steps back, to prevent a fight that would harm him as a fish in the pond.

"￥※＄...￡!" Xu Jiao took a slow beat and spit out a string of curses, "You two, tell me clearly? Who is pregnant? Who?"

Xu Yanyan looked at Xu Jiao cautiously, as if he was the one who did something wrong, and whispered cowardly: "Jiaojiao, don't be afraid. Now that the technology has been developed, it doesn't hurt at all. Of course, if you want to stay Come down, my brother can afford it too."

Jiaojiao was about to jump up, she pointed to herself in disbelief: "Pregnant? Me? I'm not!"

Xu Yanyan glanced at Xiong Xiong guiltily, and lowered his head in pain: "Jiaojiao, don't worry. Brother won't let others talk. If you don't want to say who the father of the child is, brother will never force you. But You have to apologize to Xiong Xiong, after all, we did it unethically."

"Fuck, shit, shit!" Xu Jiao said countless shit in one breath, she really didn't know what to say except shit, she took a breath and said, "Damn, you are really my brother, brother Brother! Why am I sorry for you, sister, you want to hurt me like this?"

Xu raised his head because he didn't know what to say, "Hit you? Jiaojiao, why do you say that? Don't you know how I treat you?" At this point, he raised his voice excitedly, "Jiaojiao! I'm getting worse and worse now. I know you!"

Xu Jiao screamed: "I'm not pregnant! I'm not pregnant! You are pregnant! Your whole family is pregnant!"

Xu Yanyan twitched his mouth: "You are also a member of the whole family. I'll take it as you admit it."

Jiaojiao was about to cry, she looked at Xiong Xiong, "Do you believe me?"

Xiong Xiong nodded firmly, and smiled happily: "I believe you. Since you have said everything, then you must not be pregnant."

After Xiong Xiong said that, Xu Yan was a little dubious. He asked, "Then why is your belly so big?"

Xu Jiao's face turned red, and she gave her stupid brother a sad and angry look, "Don't let me get fat!"

Xu Zanyan argued unconvinced: "You can't gain that much weight even if you gain weight! Look at your belly, it's almost like a three-month pregnant!"

Xu Jiao wished she could find a crack in the ground and slip in. She had never been so humiliated in her 18 years of life, and she didn't dare to look at Xiong Xiong's expression at this moment.She looked at Xu Zanyan in grief and indignation, wishing she could kill him, "I ate too much fucking chocolate and became fat, can't I! Can't I! What's wrong with me being fat? Did I eat your rice? It cost you money ?”

Xu Yanyan flinched, and his aura became much weaker. He bit the bullet and continued to ask, "Then what happened to your menstruation? You're almost a month late!"

Xu Jiao opened her mouth wide, as if she didn't understand what he was saying.Although she is usually very careless, she is a girl after all. Being asked such a thing in front of her boyfriend by her brother, she feels that she is not dizzy now because of the belief that "it is not her fault and she will not bear it" looking at her.She looked Xu Zanyan up and down with a new look, "Are you a fucking pervert?! You even remember this about your own sister!"

Xu Zanyan also felt a little regretful when he said it, but there was no chance of turning back the matter, so he decided to figure it out once and for all, and he mustered up the courage to ask, "So, why is it late?"

Xu Jiao roared loudly, "Because I have irregular menstruation! I'm already taking traditional Chinese medicine for treatment! Are you satisfied?!" She covered her face and ran away crying.

"Jiaojiao, Jiaojiao!" Xiong Xiong chased after him. When he passed by Xu Zanyan, he stopped and said to the tongue-tied Xu Zanyan, "If you weren't Jiaojiao's brother, my future uncle, I They all want to beat you."

Xiong Xiong went to chase Xu Jiao, and there were only two people left here, Su Ran and Xu Yanyan.Although he knew that Xu's comments were pitiful, Su Ran still gloated a little.

He patted Xu Zanyan's shoulder, and said with feigned grief: "My condolences. By the way, how likely do you think your sister will be to invite you to get married in the future? What about the child's full moon gift? Oh, it may be too early to say this now, Then what do you think is the chance that your parents will not beat you when you go home?"

Xu Yanyan received a critical hit of 0 points, and he replied angrily, "It's all [-]."

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Diary of Chu Mengci:

I'm just kidding... Boyfriends are so hard to coax QAQ