fast travel infinite college entrance examination

"Yellow Hair" grabbed the crack of the classroom door, poked his head out furtively, and took a few glances, but there was no one!

He turned his head and waved to the people behind him: "Boss, no one! Let's go!"

The boss he was talking about was a mountain of meat with a big belly, his face was full of flesh, and he had a hideous smile. He ordered without refusal: "You come to find the way."

"Roshan" and their previous team were targeted by a large team not long ago. After a fierce ambush, the four of them managed to escape and hid in a remote empty classroom until now.

"Huang Mao" suddenly put down his face, he pushed open the door and walked out without saying a word, "Roshan" followed behind "Huang Mao" swaggeringly with his two younger brothers.

They were lucky. The candidates they met along the way were all weak chickens alone, and they didn't need "Roshan" to take action. A few younger brothers partnered to kill them easily.

After killing four or five people, "Roshan" and the others swept away the initial depression and began to rampage. "Roshan" even said dissatisfied, "Too few people have been killed, and this score is not enough for us to stop." It was sewn."

Little brother A, who was carrying a few backpacks, was obedient, bent over and said with a flattering smile, "Boss, there are fewer people on this floor, but there will be more people going downstairs. Then we will be able to kill a few more people to earn points." .”

"Roshan" nodded in satisfaction, followed "Huang Mao" to turn a corner and was about to go downstairs.As soon as I went down a step, there was the sound of footsteps going upstairs.

"Roshan" and the others looked at each other and grinned grinningly. It was considered sleepy, so they came to deliver pillows.They didn't go downstairs anymore, they just stood at the top of the stairs and waited for the fat sheep to fall into the trap.

The sound of footsteps was getting closer, "Roshan" stretched his wrists, ready to loosen his muscles and bones after the end.They could already see the top of the man's head under the handrail of the stairs.Under the ferocious eyes of "Roshan", a dark face with Chinese characters appeared at the stairs downstairs, and the white invigilation card on the chest was shaking back and forth, the white was dazzling.

The four "Roshan" seemed to press the pause button, and looked at each other with wooden faces and lowered their heads.

Suddenly, Guozi's face moved!With his long legs, he climbed the stairs at a speed of sprinting [-] meters, and rushed towards the four of "Roshan".

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"Others were not to be outdone and chased after me for a while.

10 minute later.

"Roshan" was trembling with fat all over his body, tearing up, "Damn this mad dog! I can't hold it anymore!"

"Fuck...fuck!" The little brother A with the backpack bent over and panted, and said intermittently, "He, why is he still chasing him! I can't run anymore!"

Little brother B turned his head while running, looking desperately at the Chinese-character face who was chasing after him, "You, tell me, can we outrun that mad dog..."

"Yellow Mao" ran at the front, his face was flushed and he said without looking back, "I don't need to outrun that mad dog, I just need to outrun you!" Speeding up, the distance between the three people behind him widened.

The three of "Roshan" cursed wildly for a while, but even so, the distance between them and "Huangmao" was getting bigger and bigger. In the end, "Huangmao" disappeared directly from their field of vision.

After a waste of effort, the three of "Roshan" finally got rid of their faces. "Yellow Hair" had long since disappeared, and the three of them leaned against the wall and sat down exhaustedly.

"Damn it, don't let me catch him!" "Roshan" roared in a low voice, "How dare you betray me! See if I don't beat him to death!"

"That's right! Give him a good beating! Only then will he know who is the boss." Little brother A echoed on his hind legs.

When the three of them were thinking about how to punish "Yellow Hair" after catching him, with a "squeak", the door of the classroom not far from "Roshan" suddenly opened.The three of them got up together quickly, and saw a weak little boy staring at them in astonishment. Before "Roshan" and the others could react, they ran away!

"Roshan" froze for a moment, could the fat sheep in his mouth make him run away? !While holding up the gun to shoot at the little boy, he and the other three were biting tightly behind the boy.

That little white face looked so weak, but he was pretty good at dodging, "Roshan" and their bullets were all dodged by him nimbly.And from time to time, he would turn around and shoot unexpectedly. If it weren't for the poor aim of the little boy, "Roshan" would have been shot several times. "Roshan" was itching his teeth angrily, and chased him even tighter.

In a panic, Xiao Bailian didn't choose his way, missed the stairs going up and down the stairs, walked straight through the corridor, and was forced to the end of the corridor by "Roshan" and the others.

"Roshan" grinned a few times, "Isn't it very good at hiding? Why don't you run away?" Facing the oppression of "Roshan" momentum, the little boy didn't have any fear on his face, and his calmness made "Roshan" feel weird stand up. "Roshan" murmured inwardly, he hesitated for a second when he raised the gun, could this guy have another trick?

"Bang bang bang" three gunshots came from behind the three of them, and something hit them.They turned around, their pupils constricted violently, and a burly man pointed a gun at them.

"Bear, Boss Xiong!" "Roshan" murmured tremblingly.

"Hey, you know me too." Xiong Xiong rubbed the back of his head embarrassingly, looking past "Roshan" at the little boy behind him, "I didn't expect me to be so famous."

The little boy, that is, Su Ran, came out from behind "Roshan" and stood beside Xiong Xiong. He was used to the strangely high degree of knowledge (hatred) and fame (hate) of Xiong Xiong.He shrugged, "That is, although you are no longer in the Jianghu, there are legends about you everywhere in the Jianghu."

"Nonsense!" Xiong Xiong pulled his face, and the boss said unhappily, "I'm still young, and it's too early to wash my hands in the golden basin!"

After seeing the exchange between Su Ran and Xiong Xiong, "Roshan" turned pale, his whole body was fat and trembling, and he was frightened like a child weighing more than 200 kilograms. "You, you two are in the same group!" His trembling legs ruined the momentum he had created with great difficulty, "Xiong Xiong, in vain I have always respected you and thought you were an iron-blooded tough guy, but I didn't expect you to be such a despicable, dirty, shameless villain! See the real chapter, what kind of hero are you for sneaking like this?!"

Xiong Xiong moved his neck, made a bone sound of "click, click", and said indifferently, "Then let's have a fight."

"Roshan" trembled, took half a step back subconsciously, and yelled fiercely, "Don't think I'm afraid of you! I'm just not as despicable as you. If I got shot, I'd lose. I still have a lot of guts." He nodded forward, and said to the two younger brothers, "You go first, I will be the queen!"

"No, no, boss, you go first, I will stay here to delay the time."

"Don't rob me of anyone! Let me stay, the boss and you are still young."

The three of them were courteous to each other, and suddenly their brotherhood became deep.Xiong Xiong broke his arms impatiently, "Since you don't want to leave, let's all stay."

Under the terrified sight of the three of them, the Great Demon King Xiong Xiong smiled, and walked towards them step by step with fierce murderous intent...

"Ahhh! Help! Don't hit me! Big brother, no, no, don't hit your face, my dear mother!" ×3

After exercising for a while, Xiong Xiong immediately felt refreshed.He swung the snatched backpack onto his back and stretched happily, "My brother and I have lunch."

Su Ran: ...

Xiong Xiong casually threw a backpack to Su Ran, and Su Ran caught it in a hurry, "Is there anything you want to eat? If not, let's grab it."

Su Ran opened the backpack and took a look, yo, it's quite rich.There are all kinds of bread, ham sausage, instant noodles and drinks inside, so it's no problem to deal with it at noon, and Su Ran is not a delicate person, so he nodded in satisfaction: "It's enough for me to eat."

Xiong Xiong patted his chest boldly, "That's fine, tell your Brother Xiong if you don't have enough. Although your Brother Xiong has no skills, it is still possible to make you full."

Su Ran looked at the three people behind Xiong Xiong who were lying on the ground with bruised noses and swollen faces, and felt that Xiong Xiong might have misunderstood the word "capability"...

Xiong Xiong's ears moved, his face turned serious, "Someone has gone upstairs!"

Su Ran was at a loss, "I didn't hear that."

"He has already walked to the second floor, and there are two more floors to go! Hearing the sound of footsteps, he is a man who is not inferior to me. Hmm...he is about 40 years old, sorry, he is the invigilator!" Xiong Xiong He grabbed Su Ran's sleeves, pushed open the nearest classroom door and dodged in.

Su Ran: ...Damn it, how did you hear so much information from a footstep that I didn't even hear!

The two held their breaths and squatted tightly against the front door of the classroom. Not long after, they heard heavy and slow footsteps sounding from far to near in the corridor, getting closer to the classroom where Su Ran and the others were hiding. In the fierce heartbeat, he stopped at the door and did not move.

Su Ran gasped, her hands were cold, and she felt her heart was about to jump out.The footsteps stayed at the door for a few seconds, and finally gradually moved away in the direction they came from.Soon there were footsteps coming down the stairs.

The big stone in her heart finally fell to the ground. Su Ran sat down on the door in a relaxed manner, only to realize that her back was covered in cold sweat.He thankfully wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "I was scared to death, I really thought we were going to be caught."

He looked at Xiong Xiong in surprise, this guy had a calm face, as if the thrilling scene just happened didn't affect him at all.

Su Ran not only admired him a little: "Brother Xiong, your mental quality is really good."

Xiong Xiong gave him a strange look, "There's nothing to be afraid of. If you find out, kill the invigilator."

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Diary of Chu Mengci:

But the sweaty look is so sexy~

The author has something to say:

Didn't Xue Zhiqian announce that he and his ex-wife got back together in the early morning of the first few days?

Then my advertising teacher was woken up by a call from a classmate at [-] o'clock in the morning that day.

Teacher (with sleepy eyes): Hello?

Classmate: What the hell are you still sleeping!Joker Xue reunited with his ex-wife!

Teacher: Huh?

Classmate: I was woken up by the public opinion monitoring software after four o'clock!Damn, I really can't think of a copywriting for advertising and marketing!Quickly help me think of one!

Teacher: ...Aren't you an advertising agency for Chang'an Automobile?

Classmate: Yes, what's the matter?Hurry up, I'm going crazy, the higher ups are in a hurry!

Teacher: I'm so sleepy... why don't you find someone else.

Afterwards, according to the teacher, his classmates urgently called classmates in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangdong, Shenzhen and other regions. Well, those classmates didn’t sleep as expected, and they were all writing advertisements...

...Why did you ask me why the teacher fell asleep?

Because he resigned to be a teacher, funny.jpg

Well, now weibo has started to spread rumors about Xue Zhiqian again, regardless of whether it is true or not, real feels sorry for those advertising dogs, and probably has to work overtime again.

To explain, marketing by taking advantage of the opportunity in advertising is commonly known as hype. For every advertising practitioner, the company will install a public opinion monitoring software for them. Once the popularity of an event exceeds the warning value, the software will call the police.Then no matter what time and place it is, the advertising dogs have to put down everything and work overtime to write copywriting, capitalized distressed.

So if you have classmates and friends who study advertising, please love them :-) :-)