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For a moment, the cameras, the audience, and the host all looked at Su Ran who was quietly eating melons in the stands on the second floor and trying to reduce his presence.

Su Ran's smile froze at the corner of his mouth, his mind went blank, he turned around in astonishment and looked up at Zhao Yan - from his current position, he could only see Zhao Yan's chin, he couldn't believe that Zhao Yan could betray his teammates!traitor!

If it weren't for his every move being watched by the camera and the audience, he might have already rolled up his sleeves and beat Zhao Zhuo up!

Su Ran: Confucius said, if you can do it, don't force it.

Confucius: I never said that.

The silence on the scene was quickly broken. As expected of a professional host, Wang Yang gave Zhao Zhuo a meaningful look, changed the topic in a good manner, and put on a teasing smile almost immediately, "Wow, we almost Missed a heavyweight. It seems that the director never thought that he would be exposed in this way. To this, I want to say, Zhao Yan, well done!"

Zhao Zhuo pretended not to see Su Ran's resentful gaze from below, and he was undoubtedly relieved that Wang Yang didn't hold on to the relationship between him and Gong Yang. Smiled, wisely kept silent.

"I know that being betrayed by your peers makes you unbelievable and angry." Wang Yang put his hands together and said in a sharp voice, "but now, dear, please take a look at me. Don't look at the man who betrayed you again, Please, turn your head and let me take a good look at your face."

Wang Yang's funny performance successfully aroused laughter from the candidates and the audience. Su Ran's brain finally recovered. Wronged again.

"Oh, he's so cute." Li Tian stopped stuffing popcorn into his mouth, and his eyes were firmly glued to the boy's wide-open dog eyes mixed with shock, bewilderment, and panic on the TV screen. , the lips pursed slightly accusingly, on that delicate face, it looked extraordinarily childish and innocent.Li Tian chuckled, feeling like her heart was about to melt, "His expression is so cute, I really want to make it into an emoji. What's his name? What is the performance art he directed? Maybe I should go online have a look."

At the same time, countless viewers like Li Tian in front of the TV screen were all interested in Su Ran. Without Su Ran's knowledge, his complicated expression was made into [poor. Dropped.jpg] [Agreed to be each other's angels.jpg] and other emoticons were circulated on various social software, becoming all the rage.

Wang Yang guided Su Ran patiently, "Introduce yourself, Director Su, let the audience get to know you."

Su Ran [Who am I, where am I, what am I doing.jpg]: What should I do?What am I going to say? I'm fine, fuck you?No, no, it shouldn't be Ih□□eadearm(...) What the hell is this!Why do I, an English scumbag, only appear in English now in my mind!Chinese introduction, how to say Chinese introduction? !

【calm down.Just say something, you are not from this world, you leave after the exam, take it as an interesting and rare experience, enjoy it. 】

Chu Mengci's words made Su Ran's pounding heart slowly calm down, and his gradually awakening rationality slowly drove away the huge panic and bewilderment in his heart. As Chu Mengci said, he will leave after the exam. , so it doesn't matter to him even if he screwed up.

He took a deep breath, and even though his mood had calmed down a lot, his voice was still a little fluttering, "Hi everyone, I am Su Ran, my hobby is Saber, no, it is anime, and my dream is to buy a boy jump... No, no, it is to do well in the exam Grade," Su Ran almost bit his tongue nervously, and he said weakly, "Really, my dream is to get a good grade in the exam." He couldn't believe it when he patched this patch, and he couldn't believe it under the carefree laughter of others. He silently covered his mouth and stopped talking.

Su Ran covered her face, feeling that her blushing was about to burn. Accidentally, she not only exposed her home-style attributes, but also expressed her unrealistic delusions. She would definitely be regarded as a patient with severe secondary illness of.

Wang Yang changed the subject empathetically and said: "I think all audiences who have seen the performance art will be curious about the director's intentions. Yes, this is an interesting performance, but what does the director want to tell the audience? Can student Su Share your creative ideas and creative intentions with the audience in front of the TV?"

Create!do!think!road!Create!do!meaning!picture!

What the hell is this? !Isn't this a massacre in the Shura field caused by the Peach Blossom Tribulation?What ideas do you want!What intention!The idea is Zhao Zhuo's chaotic romantic debt?Is it intended to tell the audience that Zhao Zhuo is very popular?

[Of course, isn't this your strong point? 】Chu Mengci lay lazily on the large and soft sofa, the top buttons of his shirt were unbuttoned, revealing his sexy collarbone.The long black hair is scattered on the sofa like a waterfall, the slender legs are crossed, the brown eyes are sparkling, and the smile is full of smiles: [Didn't you say that you are the best at talking? 】

Chu Mengci's words seemed to flash across Su Ran's chaotic brain, and his panicked eyes lit up suddenly.That's right, it doesn't matter if he doesn't understand, just talk nonsense seriously!Anyway, no one can understand such an obscure thing as art.

【Get out soon, I'm going to pretend.jpg】

Su Ran smiled confidently, and talked eloquently: "I named our work "Analysis and Thinking of the Conditions for Love in the Background of the Information Society"."

"Any audience who have watched the performance will probably laugh at the absurdity of the content. Everyone loves the protagonist Zhao Zhuo like a loser, without any foreshadowing, as if it was love at first sight. This is a rebellion and dissolution of the old meaning of love. The creation of content no longer has a clear theme and a sense of social responsibility, but the work itself does not condemn anything, nor does it have thought-provoking discussions."

Su Ran: What's the point of this bloody Shura field plot?

"This is a rebellion and subversion of traditional culture. Does love have a reason? Does love have to be meaningful? Is love a product of the hormonal mechanism? Is love the mutual comfort of two lonely souls or two incomplete Soul embracing achieves completeness? Is love in the information age fast food? I don’t know, so I choose to present my confusion and thinking in this form. The audience may have the answer, maybe not, one thousand readers have one A thousand Hamlets, if my work can enlighten someone's mind even a little bit, then it has something to do with it."

Su Ran: "Speaking of which, it should be almost the same, right?"It should be able to successfully shock the audience, right?Do you want to discuss some philosophical issues of spirit and flesh, life and death, where and where? '

Chu Mengci looked at Su Ran with a new look. He knew that he was good at talking, but he didn't expect him to be so good at talking. [You even know this? 】

'Of course... I don't know.But I have memorized a few omnipotent sentences that I don't understand, and I can still bluff people at critical moments. '

【...So why do you recite these? 】

'Of course it's to pick up girls! "Su Ran replied naturally, and at the same time was a little depressed, "I deliberately recited it for a long time just to have something to talk to that girl from the literature club.It was fine at first, and then one day the girl asked me to go to her house to help her fix the computer. I don’t know how to fix computers!And I really can't get away from teamfights, so I can only refuse.I also specially asked a girl from the computer science department with a good relationship to go, and it turned out!She blocked me! Thinking of this, Su Ran is still very aggrieved, "Can you blame me for this! I'm a liberal arts student, and I'm not a computer science student. How can I repair computers?"

Chu Mengci: ...No, I don't think that's the point.

Chu Mengci thanked Su Ran for his low EQ for the first time.Originally, he wondered why Su Ran was so good-looking and had a good personality, why he had been struggling to find a girlfriend.Now he knows why.Otaku + low EQ, he deserves to be single.Only his lame eyes can see him.

The corners of Chu Mengci's mouth curled up, with a sweet complaint on his face, big fool, only I can bear you.

There was an inscrutable smile on the corner of Su Ran's mouth. After saying a lot of words that he didn't understand, he smiled melancholy at the camera: "This world is absurd, bizarre, and infinite. Meaningful. So, why bother with the director’s creative intent? Because the creative intent itself does not exist and is meaningless.”

Su Ran: So don't ask me about the intention and meaning of my work.Neither of these exist for me, a noble artist who drinks the wind and absorbs the dew.

Wang Yang "=口=" for a while, and he was dazed for a few seconds before he could react, and his voice stuttered a little: "Well, director, the director's idea is very inspiring." He laughed a few times, and quickly changed the subject: "Time does not matter. It's early, let's continue to answer questions."

Su Ran, who ended the topic by herself, laughed in her heart, "Hehehe, I'm not so good!"Awesome! '

Chu Mengci smoothed her hair dotingly, and her voice was like a small brush gently brushing against Su Ran's ears: 【Yes yes yes, but Ran is the best, I'm about to fall in love with you. 】

Su Ran's ears were crispy and itchy, and she wished she could rub her ears hard with her hands.In the past, Chu Mengci was even more exaggerated, and he didn't take his exaggerated emotional expressions to heart.But now that Su Ran probably has an extraordinary interest in the same sex, Su Ran feels a little uncomfortable hearing Chu Mengci's words.There is a guilty conscience.

He touched his nose with a guilty conscience, and reprimanded him with righteous words: "Can't you speak well?"I like it so much every day, I love it, some things can't be said nonsense!Time to expand your vocabulary! '

Chu Mengci:? ? ?

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Diary of Chu Mengci:

If I didn't pay attention, what did you make up in your head?

The author has something to say: I have a conscientious roommate.

It's just seven o'clock every night.

Her: You still haven't coded? !

Me: ... right now_(:з」∠)_

Her: Can't you be more diligent?Then XX, XXX, people are all over the world, can't you learn from it? !

Me: Hey, who is Wan?Why should I date him?I am a pure and clean little fairy~(￣▽￣～)~

Normally at this time she should hit me.