fast travel infinite college entrance examination

On June 2015, 6, Zhao Zhuo will never forget this day in his life.

He felt that he must have crossed over to a parallel world that day. In this world, he is the protagonist of an absurd black comedy. part.

Su Ran and Song Yue stood aside, followed by the chattering crowd.Right in front of the two of them is a combination of handsome men and beautiful women that can rival idol groups.There are the vagabond type, the sweet and lovely type, the playboy type, the cold and ascetic type, the handsome guy next door, the gentle and virtuous type... fierce quarrels erupted from time to time among the mighty dozen or so people Pushing and shoving, often touching sweet words floated to the ears of the audience, causing bursts of commotion.

Su Ran's understanding of Zhao Zhuo was refreshed again and again.Originally thought that he was just like a prodigal son in appearance and temperament, but I didn't expect Zhao Zhuo to be such a prodigal son in terms of emotion.How many people has he provoked?In a short period of time, Zhao Zhuo's suitors expanded from the original one Gong Lang to more than a dozen handsome men and beauties.While Su Ran was envious, she also expressed deep sympathy and guilt to Zhao Zhuo who was overwhelmed.

Su Ran's guilt reached its peak when he saw the reporter with the camera pointing at Zhao Zhuo and the others. He said a little uneasy: "Isn't the power of this peach blossom catastrophe too great?"Can you cancel this debuff? '

Chu Mengci raised his eyebrows, disapprovingly said: 【Why cancel it?The audience likes to watch this kind of drama, don't they? 】

Su Ran lowered her head and glanced at the cardboard boxes half-stacked with banknotes and coins on the ground, and had to admit that as performance art, this was really a success.

[I think more viewers see this as a sitcom or sketch. 】Chu Mengci added unhurriedly: 【And I think Zhao Zhuo is quite happy with it. 】

Su Ran knew that Chu Mengci was right.After all - countless viewers have already asked about the name of the sketch.A considerable part of the audience thought that Zhao Zhuo and the others were trainees of the entertainment company, and they were preparing for their debut.And from Su Ran's point of view, Zhao Zhuo is really a conscientious actor. As an actor, he has already engraved the professionalism of an actor in his bones.Although he is in the dark about everything that is happening now, this does not prevent him from following the non-existent script dedicatedly and continuing to act.

This made Su Ran feel a little less guilty, but he still had concerns in his heart: "Isn't Zhao Yan in danger?" He looked worriedly at the manic "suitors", "Will they make more radical moves?"Isn't that the case in TV dramas and novels?If he can't get it, he will be destroyed or something. '

[Don't worry, this is just a simple peach blossom catastrophe, this debuff will not be tempting to blacken. ] It’s just a short one-day Shura field, and it won’t lead to blackening.

The firmness in Chu Mengci's words made Su Ran completely abandon the last worry in his heart, and began to enjoy the comedy performance as an audience with great interest.

"Princess" held her big skirt and squeezed out from the audience on the third floor and the third floor with difficulty. She walked up to Su Ran and protested loudly: "This is not fair! You are so cunning!" She complained angrily , "You have found so many foreign aid! This is a foul!"

After a long time of voice-over commentary, even with a microphone, Song Yue's voice was a little hoarse, and she was seizing the rare free time to shut up and rest.Hearing the "princess"'s complaint, her expression looked extremely calm, and she calmly said in a hoarse voice: "This is the rule of last year. This year's exam rules do not say that it is forbidden to seek foreign aid."

The "princess" opened her eyes wide in shock, and lost her voice: "How is it possible..." She suddenly fell silent, and carefully recalled the exam rules read out by the teacher this time, and indeed there was no prohibition on seeking foreign aid.

So... this year's performance art exam can actually find foreign aid? !

"Princess"'s eyes flickered and her face changed, she bit her lip, and ran away like a fly without even bothering to say hello.

This is an era of entertainment to the death. The public doesn't care about the depth of connotation. The standard for pleasing the public is to be interesting.As long as it's interesting enough, most people won't care about plot, logic, etc.In the annual youth idol dog blood tearing love drama starring Zhao Yanling, there are various types of handsome men and beauties with good looks, intricate and touching emotional lines, and a bold plot of counting men and earning one man , there are countless CPs with different cuteness, and Song Yueshuang and Lei Shuanglei's very poisonous voice-over commentary.The combination of various factors formed a qualitative change of 1+1+1+1+1>5, causing a sensation.In this information society, countless people call friends and friends through telephone, WeChat, Weibo, QQ, etc. After spreading the word, more and more viewers emerge and gather around Zhao Zhuo and the others.

The hard-working performances of other groups of candidates in the square are destined to not attract any audience. Under the guidance of the herd mentality, the flow of people in the square all gathers towards Su Ran and the others.The cardboard box was already full, and Song Yue found another box from somewhere, and put it next to the cardboard box, and soon another layer of coins accumulated in it.

This was the easiest exam Su Ran had ever experienced.Apart from maintaining order occasionally, he didn't have to do anything, he just stood in the front row watching the show with nothing to do, and only bought a bucket of popcorn to eat and watch.Song Yue's voice was already hoarse, and she couldn't understand Su Ran's aboveboard fishing, so she handed the microphone to Su Ran and asked him to take over.

Su Ran refused in her heart.But he also knew that Song Yue's voice was already hoarse, so he couldn't say no.so--

"I'll explain in my own style, okay?"

After getting Song Yue's affirmation, Su Ran completely let herself go.

His explanation is as follows: "Zhao Zhuo looked at Gong Lang carefully. This man has sword eyebrows and eyes like cold stars. He is more than eight feet tall. He is majestic and not angry. He is not easy to get along with at first sight. Zhao Zhuoxin Painful, quietly thinking about how to get rid of this person's entanglement without destroying the brotherhood."

It's like this: "Zhao Zhuo looked at his sister obsessively. This quirky, charming, innocent and lovely little girl. They grew up together, and they have a good understanding, but they don't know when this relationship has changed. Nature. But this is his sister! How could he do this? Facing those affectionate and beautiful eyes, Zhao Yan felt that his eyes were tearing apart, and his heart was broken."

...It can be said that it is quite a starting-point commentary.

The debuff that Chu Mengci gave to Zhao Zhuoshi finally expired at the end of the exam time.

The dozen or so people in a mess froze in place as if the pause button had been pressed.They looked at each other and looked at you, and the expression of lovelessness appeared on their faces in unison.They cast their gazes at Zhao Zhuo in unison. Under the cover of more than a dozen pairs of sharp eyes, Zhao Yao shivered subconsciously.

"What did you do to me?!" Si Li gritted his teeth and looked at Zhao Zhuo. After the debuff disappeared, he immediately regained his senses. Almost at the same time, he suspected Zhao Zhuo.At the same time, there are so many people crazily courting Zhao Yao as if losing their minds, even a fool can understand that it must be Zhao Yao's problem!

Zhao Yao was disgusted for a day by Si Li's sweet talk, but Si Li looked like a victim who questioned him. Zhao Yao was wronged and angry, and he retorted: "What did I do? Call me when you like me Sweetheart, if you don't like me now, throw the blame on me! Scumbag!"

Si Li: ...I'm not, I don't!

"And you!" Zhao Yan pointed at his sister angrily, "Why are you joining in the fun when we take the exam? How come I don't know how much you love me after being a brother and sister for more than ten years?"

Sister Zhao Yan: I don’t know either!

Zhao Yan turned to look at Wu Yu, and complained helplessly: "Brother! Why are you joining in the fun! Or did you make an appointment with them to form a group to play with me?"

Wu Yu: You may not believe me, but I think I was possessed just now.

"And you! How about you two singing double reeds? Is it not tiring to match men and women?" Zhao Zhuo pointed at Su Ran and Song Yue viciously, "One Qiong Yao has a style of study, and the other has a style of martial arts. Why are you two so talented? What about the college entrance examination? The college entrance examination will bury your talents, won’t it? Why don’t you go to cultivate immortality! It’s just right that you can stand side by side with the sun, right?”

Su Ran: I want to take the wind to go back, but I am afraid that Qionglou Yuyu, the heights are too cold, dance to find out the shadows, why is it like being in the world?

Zhao Zhuo seemed to be on the hook, with the ferocious momentum of blocking and killing gods and Buddhas, he almost stunned the dozen or so people.Now, there is only one person missing, and Zhao Yan specially put him at the end.

He squinted his eyes and smiled dangerously: "You! Yes, it's you, Gong Yang, don't try to hide!" Gong Yang, who secretly turned his back and wanted to slip away with the crowd, froze in place, "Damn it I take you as a buddy and you treat me like this? It’s the first time I’ve discovered that you are an acting school in more than ten years? You love me to death, can’t you do without me? Why are you slipping away now? "

Gong Hang took a deep breath, turned his head slowly, looked into Zhao Yan's eyes, and said seriously, "I was wrong."

Zhao Yan looked at him sideways, and said with a smirk: "Now I know I'm wrong? You had a great time acting."

"It's not love at first sight. I've been in love with you for a long time." Gong Yang's eyes were gentle, softening his stern facial features, "Others are true."

Zhao Zhuo stared at him: "...you are fucking endless! If you do this again, I will really beat you up!"

Gong Yang opened his mouth, Zhao Yan interrupted him in a panic, and changed the subject bluntly: "I made a lot of money today. Let's count how much and divide it equally."

Fortunately, although they lost a lot of morals and lost a lot of face, all this brought them rich rewards.They earned a lot of money, and the odds and ends added up to 10,000+!If five people share equally, everyone can get more than 4 yuan, which is already a remarkable achievement—not everyone can earn 10 yuan to be sent to Tsinghua University.Zhao Yan said that if there is no accident, it will not be a problem for them to score more than 120 in the test.

But the fact is indeed as Zhao Zhuo and the others said.Su Ran's test score this time was 128 points.In the first half of the exam, Su Ran kept paddling, and later replaced Song Yue to start the voice-over commentary. At the beginning, Su Ran was a little awkward, but at the end of the day, he was a little bit unsatisfied.He felt that after this battle, he seemed to have lit up a great skill point.

He excitedly began to check the prompts for the next exam: "In the play, there are many stories of laughing and talking, joys and sorrows, and people's feelings outside the play. 』

Su Ran has a bit of a toothache: "...What the hell is this? Have you started to follow the path of youthful pain and beauty this time?! Is there really nothing wrong with this task reminder card?"

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Diary of Chu Mengci:

He is always soft-hearted, so I will do bad things.Won't get your hands dirty.