fast travel infinite college entrance examination

Su Ran was too lazy to talk to this little bitch Chu Mengci, she was idle and bored, just in time to familiarize herself with the functions of the light screen.

The operation interface of the light screen is similar to that of win8, so Su Ran got started quickly.

There are not many functions in the light screen. The initial interface only has three icons, the mall, personal center and mission rules.

In addition to the personal backpack, there are Su Ran's personal information, points, skills, etc. in the personal center.It didn't matter, he almost jumped out of bed!

"Impossible, how could I be so weak?!" Su Ran looked at the various values ​​of her body in her profile and yelled in disbelief.

It turns out that you still have self-knowledge.Chu Mengci brought up Su Ran's information, and even hated iron for being weak: intelligence: 76; physical strength: 60; mental strength: 70; luck:? ? ?

Hey, he has been working on the system for so many years, and it was the first time he met the legendary Zhan Wuscum. Can such a person really survive two episodes?But luck turned out to be a question mark?This guy's luck can't even be detected by the system?

Thinking of Su Ran's roulette lottery draw, he cleverly avoided all valuable items, and successfully drew 1 points with a 20/500 probability, Chu Mengci was only convinced in capital letters.This non-qi that breaks through the sky has probably broken through the bottom line of the system's judgment.

"Impossible, how could my IQ be 76? I'm not convinced!"

【...Then how much do you think it should be? ] Indeed, 76 is a bit high.

"I'm not talking about 180 or anything, at least give me 120!" Su Ran had a proud face of "I'm smart": "The neighbors in the neighborhood praise me for being smart!"

[...This is the percentage system. 】

Su Ran suddenly smiled: "So I'm so smart! Rounding up, I can't get full marks! If I had known that I was so smart, I would have studied hard for Tsinghua University and Peking University!"

[In this case, then tomorrow's exam must be a trivial matter for Ranran~]

Although I didn't make up the exam questions, I can probably guess the guy's routine...

"...You shouldn't have raised the difficulty of tomorrow's exam without integrity, right?"

【Do you think I am this kind of system? 】Chu Mengci smiled helplessly, Su Ran has wronged him this time, but he thought, what a pity he has no authority.

"...Let's just trust you for a while."

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Su Ran stared blankly at the paper in front of her, trembling and clutching her chest: "Chu Mengci, won't your conscience hurt? '

Chu Mengci replied proudly: [Our system does not need a conscience ~(￣▽￣～)~]

Su Ran covered her face in grief and indignation: "If I believe you again, I will be a pig!" '

Su Ran stared at this still unscrupulous examination paper, feeling that her worries came from it and could not be stopped.

As soon as he arrived at the examination room, he had an ominous premonition.When the invigilator wrote "Wen Zong: 9:00–11:30" on the blackboard, Su Ran's ominous premonition reached its peak.

After the test paper was handed out, he glanced at ten lines, just wanting to give the middle finger to this little bitch Chu Mengci.

Fuck Chu Mengci, this is my heart to die!

He was really puzzled: "No, I said, this is a novice task, and there will be no punishment even if you fail the subject."What are you trying to figure out? '

[Why don't you believe me?Am I that untrustworthy in your eyes? 】Chu Mengci's voice is mournful, and from time to time, he makes a false sobbing sound, 【The exam questions... are really not formulated...】

Chu Mengci's sentences were broken and unable to form a sentence, and she let out a low sobbing sound, and her charming voice was slightly hoarse, which made people feel affectionate.

His crying completely extinguished the anger and doubts in Su Ran's heart. Amidst Chu Mengci's mournful sobs, he only felt that he was really guilty, how could he doubt him!

He was full of resentment and admiration, and the crying continued, Su Ran was at a loss, his heart could not be softer, he said incoherently: "I'm sorry, it's all my fault, it's my fault, you, don't you I cried.I promise, I will never doubt you again. '

【real? 】Chu Mengci asked leisurely.

'really! "Su Ran can't wait to swear to the sky: "The next time I doubt you, I will, I will..."

Su Ran got stuck, what did he do?

Chu Mengci said casually: [Just let me hear you panting~]

Jiao, Jiao pan? !Su Ran was frightened, was it the Jiao Pan he thought?

Chu Mengci narrowed his eyes dangerously, originally just to tease him, but since he reacted so strongly... [Why, you don't want to? 】

Chu Mengci has the posture that if you don't want me to cry for you, Su Ran hastily replied: "Okay, okay, I agree, be good, don't cry." '

【Okay, I will be very good.However, come on for the exam, fighting! 】Chu Mengci expressed his expectation for Su Ran's panting in the near future.

Su Ran breathed a sigh of relief, and touched the sweat on his forehead, thinking that he is a single dog who has been single for 20 years, has never coaxed a girlfriend, and the first time he coaxed someone (?) was actually a male system.

etc.Is Chu Mengci a man?Does artificial intelligence have gender?In this way, Chu Mengci is actually genderless?In this case, I don't feel so awkward anymore, just treat it as coaxing the child.

Su Ran didn't even think about the possibility that Chu Mengci was an intelligent creature.At the beginning, Su Ran guessed whether Chu Mengci was an intelligent creature, but after just getting along for a day, Su Ran completely ruled out this possibility.Because he couldn't imagine such an intelligent creature.

And the meaning revealed in Chu Mengci's cry just now made him firm in his idea that Chu Mengci was not human.So Su Ran has no reason to argue with him.

Su Ran looked at the paper with her chin resting on her cheek. The paper was similar to the question types of his comprehensive essay exam back then, but the questions were quite difficult to describe.

The first is 35 multiple choice questions.Su Ran didn't even know the first question.

1. The majors offered by Shandong Lanxiang Technical School do not include ()

A, beauty salon. B, Food engraving. C. E-commerce. D, environmental art design.

Su Ran: Hehe, I don't even know the majors of our school, let alone Lan Xiang's!To be honest, this paper was written by Lanxiang organization, right?This appearance rate is too high!

Then the second question:

2. The market price of Yantai apples in 2017: ()

A, 2.5/catties. B, 2.6/catties. C, 2.7/catties. D, 2.8/catties.

Su Ran: ... You may not believe it, but the uncle at the gate of our school sells it for 2.4 pounds a catty.

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15. Which of the following four pictures is the current chairman of Tsingtao Brewery Co., Ltd.: ()

A, middle-aged uncle with glasses. B, middle-aged uncle with glasses. C, middle-aged uncle with glasses. D, a middle-aged aunt with glasses.

Su Ran: ...Can't we test who the chairman is? !I definitely know this, Sun Mingbo! ! !

...But at least option D can be ruled out

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35. The total grain output of Shandong Province in 2016 is: ()

A, 4700.7 million kilograms B, 4600.7 million kilograms C, 5700.7 million kilograms D, 5600.7 million kilograms.

Su Ran: ...Damn it!None of them will!

Su Ran spent a long time in the shopping mall, but couldn't find a suitable skill.The most down-to-earth skills in the mall are skills that have nothing to do with multiple-choice questions, such as [sow postpartum care (…)], [tractor maintenance and care (…)] and so on!The others are skills like [slick tongue] [poison and medicine making] [basic deduction] and other skills that even a tall man can't afford!No one can help him!none!

Su Ran rubbed her face, and looked at the non-choice questions with tears in her eyes.Maybe there will be skills suitable for non-choice questions!

36. Material reading:

Tsingtao Brewery is an internationally renowned beer brand and enjoys a high reputation at home and abroad.Its flavor is pure and harmonious, and the taste is refreshing and clean, which is deeply loved by consumers at home and abroad.Please try to discuss the characteristics and steps of the brewing process of Tsingtao Beer.

Su Ran's eyes lit up, didn't he just exchanged for a Hand of the Shandong God of Cooking?He carefully recalled the knowledge and skills given to him by the skill card, and finally understood what true despair is...

...Even the God of Cooking in Shandong cannot know the brewing method of Tsingtao Beer!There is a specialization in the art industry, dear!

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40. In 2015, the sea cucumber breeding industry in our province was still in the doldrums.Although the output and income of adult ginseng have increased by more than 35% year-on-year, the entire industry of sea cucumber from seedling cultivation to cultivation is still in a downturn.Try to analyze the reason.

Su Ran: ...supply exceeds demand?And what is sea cucumber?Relatives of sea cucumbers?

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44. Yantai big cherry, which is known as "the first branch of spring fruit in the north", especially because of the unique geographical environment of Changsheng Village and good land resources, is known for its delicate, crystal clear charm, sweet and delicious taste , rich in nutrition, without the characteristics of pesticide residues, known as "treasures in fruits" and "crown of fruits", with extremely high nutritional value and commodity value.But this year, the villagers in Changsheng Village are very distressed. The local cherry trees are deeply infested by insects.Please help them find a way.

Su Ran: ...Spray pesticides?

……

Su Ran was already in despair, but when he saw the last question, he really realized what it meant to be saved from a desperate situation, and he almost cried with joy.

48. Material reading:

It contains many complex smells: the smell of the sea, green grass, salt water, monosodium glutamate, sweat, safflower oil, socks that have been worn for three days, straw mats that have not been washed for three months and smell of sweat , Soak a piece of frozen lard in cold water, the smell of sea fish soup that has been boiled to death for half a month, a lot of messy flavors are mixed together, and it will hit your entire mouth with soda water.Please answer the specific items and their functions described in the materials.

Su Ran looked solemn and solemn, and wrote down the first answer of the entire paper: Qingdao Laoshan White Flower Snake Grass Water, efficacy: murder for money; food poisoning induces vomiting; magic weapon for weight loss; special antidepressant drug; overeating The gospel of patients; abuse of scum and face revenge; biochemical weapons; China's foreign commitment not to use Laoshan white snake grass water first; to be continued.

Su Ran: Don't ask me how I know_(:_」∠)_

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Diary of Chu Mengci:

This human being is really interesting to tease.

The author has something to say: All the questions in this chapter have answers on Baidu, thanks to the almighty Baidu~(￣▽￣～)~

Choose C for the first question, feel free for the second question, I say choose A for No.15, do you believe OvO, and choose A for the fifth question of No.30.The answer to the material reading is too long, please Baidu OwO by yourself

Once again, this article is serious nonsense, I can't stand the study and let go of QuQ

The author suddenly remembered a little joke about Lanxiang 233333

After Lan Xiang's real identity was exposed, country A hackers launched an attack on Lan Xiang in order to find out Lan Xiang's secret.I had already prepared for a protracted war, but it was easily captured! !

hacker:! ! !

Take a closer look, excavator maintenance technology, fine compilation of beauty and hairdressing examples, second-level introduction to computers...

Hacker: This must be false information!This is a strategic deception by China to fool us!The real information must still be buried underwater!

So the hackers continued their efforts.

a few months later.

The hacker shed tears of relief: "Which one has the best excavator technology? Shandong, China is looking for Lanxiang! Mom, I have learned how to operate an excavator!! I can finally get a job again QAQ"

The author also shed tears of relief: This is the power of love [wrong]