fast travel infinite college entrance examination

The words "performance art" made Su Ran inexplicably nervous.With this feeling of apprehension, he ushered in the next morning.

After waking up, facing the dry underwear, he didn't know whether he was relieved or disappointed.

After washing and eating, the time is almost up.

It was dark before his eyes, and he had already appeared in the new examination room.

Where he appeared, demons danced wildly.It really is a literal dance of demons.

Sparse candidates are distributed in every corner of the examination room.

The body sculptures painted with old bronze paint are moving slowly; the clowns in exaggerated and brightly colored clothes make strange laughing sounds from their bright red mouths; With a dignified smile, the princess stood on tiptoe in her elegant and luxurious dress to salute her prince; the witch in the dark night held a mysterious wand and muttered words...

Su Ran: ...

'A Ci, is this a Halloween party? '

[...This is the first exam for the Anhui paper, and this is probably the performance art mentioned in the mission prompt. 】

The old students in the examination room seemed to have suddenly discovered Su Ran's strangeness, and cast their eyes on Su Ran.A girl in a black cloak, a blind beggar in ragged clothes and patches, a clown with a strange smile playing throwing balls, a pale-skinned man with silver hair, red pupils like blood, and a black gothic windbreaker, came to Su Ran together. come.

Su Ran, the only normal person, resisted the urge to retreat, and greeted with a smile: "Hi."

The blind beggar Su Ran thought took off his sunglasses, revealing a pair of bright eyes, and smiled heartily: "Hello. My name is Zhao Zhuo."

The girl in the black cloak had no expression on her face, and said with care like gold: "Song Yue."

The clown's eyes were bent into crescents, he was giggling strangely, and his voice was exaggerated and artificial: "Hello, I'm Si Li~"

The silver-haired killer nodded reservedly, "I'm Gong Lang."

Su Ran didn't understand, so she introduced herself: "Hi, I'm Su Ran."

Zhao Zhuo smiled brightly, approached Su Ran, and wanted to hook Su Ran's neck with his hands.Unexpectedly, as soon as his hand touched Su Ran, Zhao Yan withdrew his hand like lightning, and took a breath while shaking his hand: "Hiss, it hurts, it hurts!" He looked at Su Ran in surprise, "Dude, is your skin generating electricity? Special function?"

Su Ran was puzzled, and there was nothing unusual when he touched his neck. If Zhao Zhuo's expression was not too real, he would have thought he was here to touch porcelain.He thought for a while, and managed to find a reasonable explanation: "Probably because the weather is too dry, static electricity?"

"Really?" Zhao Yan was dubious, and he didn't know if he believed it. He spoke in a proper manner this time, wishing he could stay a few feet away from Su Ran, "Dude, we invite you to join our team! Our team now The four of them are handsome men and beautiful women, and they have a very competitive advantage. A handsome man like you will not suffer a loss if he joins us."

What Zhao Yan said was true. Although Gong Yang was a killer, he was cool and handsome, and he was the one that little girls liked.Although Song Yue dressed up a little weirdly, she was also a three-no beauty girl.Although Si Li is wearing thick and gaudy clown makeup, she unexpectedly has an evil charm.Even though Zhao Yan himself was dressed sloppily and had messy hair, but because he was handsome, he looked unrestrained and unrestrained.

After going through so many exams, this was the first time Su Ran encountered a team.He asked puzzledly: "Can you form a team for the college entrance examination?"

"Of course." Zhao Yan had a strange expression on his face, but he was a talkative person. He didn't need Su Ran to ask more questions, but he started talking endlessly: "If you are alone, it seems that you don't need to share, and you can earn more. Money. In fact, it is not the case. If you are alone and not powerful enough, you will not be able to attract many audiences. But there is no such problem in forming a team. We can cooperate and perform together based on our strengths, so that we can attract more audiences. Increase the flow of people and earn more money. The money we earn will be shared equally, and you won't suffer any losses." He looked at Su Ran brightly, "So, join us."

Confused, Su Ran tried hard to extract the information from Zhao Zhuo's words, combined with their clothes, and finally came up with a reasonable guess, "Are you... participating in a cosplay commercial?"

Gong Hang gave Su Ran a hard look, snorted coldly, and turned his head away from Su Ran.

Su Ran was confused, how did he provoke this person?What did he say wrong?

Zhao Zhuo quickly smoothed things over and said, "Are you an old student from other places?"

Su Ran nodded hesitantly, how did he expose it?

"That's right, no wonder you think we are cosplay." Zhao Zhuo smiled, "We are not cosplay, to be precise, we are fashion trendsetters walking at the top of art, and all parts of the country are stages for us to display our skills. We He is the spokesperson of Anhui's image and a believer in fashion..."

Gong Hang interrupted him, "In this case, you change your clothes. Originally, outsiders thought that we in Anhui are all beggars. How long do you want us to be misunderstood?"

Zhao Zhuo was very aggrieved when he heard this, "Can you blame me? It's all the fault of those seniors! In order to save trouble, performance art chose begging. This is a quick way to get money, but it will ruin Anhui's reputation! So I will use actions Wash away the stigma of our gang of beggars!" He twirled the bamboo stick in his hand, his eyes were firm and confident, "I want to make money with my skills! I don't believe that my dog-beating stick method can't convince them!"

Gong Hang said coolly: "Then I will wait and see."

"...So what," Su Ran weakly raised his hand, "Do you mind explaining it to me, a bewildered outsider?"

"Huh?" Zhao Zhuo asked, "What don't you understand?"

Su Ran smiled, and said decisively, "All of them."

Zhao Yan thought for a while, organized his language, and said: "Simply speaking, the practice of our annual college entrance examination in Anhui is performance art. Of course, some people call it street performance. Each candidate can work alone or in a team. To attract viewers to give rewards to earn money. Last year, a big guy earned [-] a day, and he was directly sent to Tsinghua University."

Su Ran: ...you people from Anhui really know how to play.

Gong Hang snorted and said, "True art cannot be measured by money! I don't want the stench of money to contaminate my art!"

Zhao Zhuo shrugged his shoulders as usual, and said in a good manner: "Okay, okay, we will share your share. We will definitely not let you be contaminated with the slightest smell of copper."

Gong Hang snorted coldly and stopped talking.

Zhao Zhuo gave Su Ran a helpless look, and asked again: "How about it, buddy, do you want to join us?"

Su Ran scratched her right cheek, "Yes, yes. I just want to ask, why did you choose me? After all, I dress up so normally..."

Zhao Zhuo said frankly, "Because you look good."

Su Ran: Shouldn't it be because I have a poetic spirit in my belly? !

Zhao Yan went on to explain: "I'm the chic prodigal type, Gong Yan is the cold, ascetic, and cool guy type as long as he doesn't speak, Song Yue is the three-no-beautiful girl, and Si Li is the cute and charming evil villain. Take a look. It is the Sunshine Obedient brand, which can inspire maternal love in older women. That's why we need you."

"Hearing what you said, I really want to quit your team."

"Hey, hey, you made a promise and you can't go back on your word!"

"Praise me for being handsome and I will join again."

"You are the most attractive, you are the most handsome, you are so handsome, you are so handsome, you are so handsome!"

Su Ran looked at Zhao Yan for a while, and found that he was not joking, he really thought it was a compliment.He looked at Zhao Yao seriously, "You have to persevere no matter how hard it is to perform on the street!" He looked at Zhao Yan with encouragement, "Come on, you can only rely on this for the rest of your life."

Zhao Yan responded hesitantly: "Thank you?" He touched his nose and whispered, "I always feel that what you are saying is not good."

"Dinglingling——" the bell rang suddenly, and a male teacher walked in through the door.

Sure enough, there must be a teacher like a student, and this male teacher's painting style is the same as that of other Anhui candidates.He has silver hair and a shawl, and a hemp rope is tied on his head through his forehead. His blue eyes are shining with wisdom, and his long white beard hangs down to his chest.He was wearing a white robe similar to Gandalf, with a white delicate staff of equal height in his right hand, and a long sword with delicate patterns hanging on his waist.

If you ignore his obvious Asian appearance and his overly tight and youthful skin, then this is really a perfect cosplay.

The male teacher cleared his throat, and it could be seen that he was trying to make his voice more majestic, "The exam time this time is from 9:00 to 17:30, and there are 500 test centers in Hefei, you can choose whatever you want..."

The other words are similar to what Zhao Yan said, it is nothing more than making money by performing on the street.Su Ran and his team got the test center list from the male teacher and left the test room.

After a brief discussion, they chose the nearest place to perform as a performer.Although it can save time on the road, there are also the most candidates here, but Zhao Yan and the others have a kind of self-confidence that their strength surpasses everything, so they finally set up camp here.

The test site they chose was a small square. It was [-]:[-] in the morning, and there were not many people in the square. Most of them were old men and women passing by for morning exercises, square dances, and grocery shopping. There were very few young people.

They came late, and the center of the square had already been occupied by a group of candidates.Fortunately, there was no one at the north gate of the square, so they chose to perform at the north gate.

Zhao Yan first put a cardboard box in front, on which was written the five characters "Pursue art, not sell yourself" with a black marker.Seeing that the others didn't have any opinions, Su Ran could only helplessly swallow the complaints that almost blurted out.

Song Yue first said: "I'll come first." Everyone had no objection, and it happened that Su Ran also wanted to observe and figure out the correct posture of street performers.

The delicate face of the girl in the black cloak was expressionless. She turned around in a circle, waved the magic wand with her right hand, and quickly untied the cloak with her left hand, revealing the dark purple one-piece skirt inside: "Gunara God of Darkness—Uhurahu—Dark Demon Transformation!"

Su Ran: ...There is no special effect for Wumao's transformation, bad review!

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