fast travel infinite college entrance examination

Su Ran asked: "Besides mathematics, which subject are you good at?"

Everyone present was chattering, some said "Chinese", some said "Wen Zong", and some said "Chemistry and Physics". In the end, Su Ran simply asked a show of hands to vote, so it was decided to publish the Wen Zong paper.

Once you have selected the subjects you want to study, then you will have the rules.Under Xie Qi's suggestion, they went to familiarize themselves with the textbooks in the morning to check the information, practice their hands, and then get together in the afternoon to try to solve the questions.Su Ran and the others thought it made sense, so they flocked to the study to look up the information. After a reasonable division of labor, some people looked up the multiple-choice questions, while others went to answer the questions.They sat in every corner of the room in twos and threes holding the materials to study.

So Su Ran completely understood the examination style of Shandong Wenzong.He suspects that the essay papers for the Shandong college entrance examination were given by Jiangsu people, and the styles are all in the same line, and some sample questions in Jiangsu are even more exotic.

Like what is the trend of total grain production in Shandong Province in the past ten years and analyze the reasons; The information is not too weird, what is even more weird is: What are the names of Confucius' parents, and how old is his mother?How did the famous Shandong celebrity calligrapher Wang Xizhi die?Who do you think will win if Jiangsu and Shandong fight?After reading it, Su Ran felt that the teacher who gave the question was really a mess.Why is he so much? !

But I have gained a lot of knowledge after reading it!For example, Confucius' teenage concubine mother and his 70-year-old rich father gave birth to him, so Su Ran secretly felt that Confucius looked like that because his father was too old to be active. Or it’s simply bad genes (…); Wang Xizhi is good everywhere, but he is narrow-minded and likes to compare himself. In the end, he died of anger because his brother Wang Shu compared him to his official career; when Jiangsu people became crazy, they not only fought with Shandong people, but even their own both hit(…)

So Su Ran complained and flipped through the information. Although she still didn't understand Jiangsu's question-making routines, she just read the gossip with gusto.

It was very harmonious at the beginning, but as time went by, things became full of troubles.

The first is Su Mo. At first, Su Ran thought he was just a simple regional gangster. Later, he found out that his target of regional gangsters was only targeting Su Ran. Although he was not overly enthusiastic about people from other regions, he would not give up. Or scorn.

such as:

in the living room.

Zhao Ran: "Su Ran, your question setting is wrong, there is a wrong data, you should balabala"

Su Ran nodded in confusion: "Oh, I see. I'll change it now."

Su Mo sneered: "It's so stupid. Are you Xuzhou people as simple-minded as you?"

Su Ran glared at him, luckily, she dragged Zhao Ran away.

in the study.

Wang Bin: "Oh, the solution to this question is balabala"

Su Ran nodded desperately like a chicken pecking at rice.

Su Mo sneered: "You really are a reckless man with no force."

Su Ran pushed him down on the table with a broken hand: "Now it's the reckless man who defeated you, a smart man."

Su Mo flailed his hands and struggled desperately, yelling not to be outdone: "We have the guts to compete on the test paper! What kind of hero is it to oppress people by force?"

Su Ran grinned ferociously: "Scream, no one will come to rescue you even if you call Po Gong Throat!"

Zhao Ran, who was watching from the side, poked Xie Qi and whispered, "Look at them, does it look like a husky is holding down a Chihuahua?"

Xie Qi: "Pfft."

The whole morning was spent in Su Mo provoking Su Ran, being knocked down by Su Ran, provoking again, and being knocked down again.

After lunch, Su Mo provoked Su Ran again as usual. Before he was pushed down again by Su Ran, "So what kind of enmity do you have with Xu Zhou? Why are you dissing Xu Zhou so much?" Xie Qi on the side After listening for a long time, I couldn't help asking Su Mo curiously.

Su Mo took a deep look at Xie Qi, with some sadness in his eyes, he lowered his head as if he was preparing a sentence.

The other candidates and Su Ran stretched their ears, waiting quietly for Su Mo's reveal.

After a while, "Sorry, this is about the honor of our entire family, so I can't say it."

Wang Bin yelled in dissatisfaction: "Hey, hey, I've taken off my pants and you're telling us this?!"

Su Ran also complained: "It's about the honor of the whole family. It has something to do with your diss Xuzhou! It can't be that your whole family is covered in sacks by our Xuzhou people, right?"

Su Mo turned pale with fright, and jumped up and said: "Nonsense, nonsense!" Because he was so excited, he stuttered, "You Xuzhou people are too despicable, so my grandpa, dad and brother didn't lose!"

When everyone heard this, they were immediately excited. After hearing this, Su Mo's family and Xuzhou are still feuds!

Wang Bin's eyes lit up, "What's going on, tell me, tell me."

Su Mo saw that this was the case, so he simply said everything in one go.It turned out that Su Mo was also a poor person.

At that time, the Jiangsu college entrance examination had not yet been reformed, and candidates from southern Jiangsu, central Jiangsu, and northern Jiangsu competed against each other.Then Su Mo's grandfather passed five levels and killed six generals, and killed various heroes from southern Jiangsu and central Jiangsu. He was about to win the championship, but he was killed by a person from Xuzhou in the last level, and he went to a certain 211 .And this is just the beginning of the tragedy of the Su Mo family.Later, Su Mo's father was killed by a Xuzhou man again in a match between southern Jiangsu and northern Jiangsu, and finally went to an ordinary one.Then the whole family pinned all their hopes on Su Mo's elder brother, counting on him to break the terrible curse of Xuzhou people and get admitted to a certain 985 university that Su Mo's grandfather was thinking of.Su Mo's brother really lived up to expectations. What is gratifying is that Su Mo's brother was not defeated by Xuzhou people. He was killed by a candidate who was defeated by Xuzhou people (...) and finally went to the second school.

Su Ran: ...Your family is really not as good as one generation after another.

Therefore, Su Mo, as the last hope of their family, has been learning and struggling with the goal of killing Xuzhou people since he was a child. He beat Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked Beihai Kindergarten since he was a child. He thought he would be the terminator of the family curse.Then when he was 12 years old, the Jiangsu college entrance examination was reformed.

Then, Su Mo, who lost his goal, met Su Ran from Xuzhou in the college entrance examination, and this was another sad story.

After Su Mo finished speaking, everyone sighed, and Zhao Ran patted him on the shoulder, and looked at him with pity: "I blamed you wrongly, it's really not easy for you."

Su Mo froze in place. He blushed and bluffed loudly at Su Ran: "Even if I can't defeat you, my son and grandson will defeat you Xuzhou people one day!"

Su Ran: ...Is this the so-called infinite scarcity of children and grandchildren?It seems that your family will not be able to get rid of the fear that Xuzhou brought to you for several generations.

Su Ran was puzzled and asked the others curiously: "People from Xuzhou fight well?"

Everyone looked at each other, Xie Qi said uncertainly: "Maybe?"

Su Ran: "Then what is Xuzhou like in your impression?"

Wang Bin: "Shandong outcast, Jiangsu adopted son."

Xie Qi: "It's nothing but a separation."

Zhao Ran: "The words are too loud to understand."

Li Boran: "Based on coal mines, the pollution is serious."

Su Ran: In your minds, Xuzhou was raised by your stepmother.

Now he is really curious about what this group of Jiangsu people who are not united think of each other.He swore that he was really just curious, not provocative, "What do you think of Nanjing?"

Su Mo: "Of course it is the ancient capital of the Six Dynasties, the capital of Jiangsu Province."

Zhao Ran: "As a provincial capital, the sense of existence is weak."

Xie Qi: "The economy is not good, so we can only live on our laurels."

Wang Bin: "That's all that's left of history."

Su Mo immediately glared at the other three people. He pointed at Zhao Ran: "You guys in Jingjiang only sell dried pork!" He pointed at Xie Qi, "Your Suzhou has a high GDP, but the water shortage is too serious!" Pointing at Wang Bin, "Lianyungang, poor!" At the same time, he did not forget to point to Su Ran and said, "Xuzhou is poor!"

Su Ran: What happened to the dried pork?How dare you look down on pork jerky? !

Su Ran just asked a question, and then it caused these people to fight with each other, saliva flew all over the place, and they were about to fight with their sleeves.

Su Ran was about to kneel down to this group of Jiangsu people who were fighting each other all the time. After pulling this and that, he was sweating profusely and walked around busy, finally calming Zhao Ran and the four of them.Su Ran wiped the sweat off his forehead, this captain is really not that easy to be.

Although the quarrel subsided, the atmosphere was still awkward, so Su Ran desperately thought about topics to improve the atmosphere. After thinking for a long time, it really made him think, "Actually, I'm not from Jiangsu. My family is from Henan." The front is still true Afterwards, he started talking nonsense, "Because my parents want to do business in Jiangsu, so I just came to Jiangsu to study and take the Jiangsu college entrance examination."

"Are you crazy?!" Zhao Ran exclaimed, looking at him as if he was mentally retarded, "There is something wrong with you, come to Jiangsu to take the college entrance examination?! Wouldn't it be good to take the college entrance examination in Henan?"

"Yeah, why don't you think about our Jiangsu! Jiangsu college entrance examination tortures you."

"Do you think it will be easy to issue papers after the reform of the college entrance examination? You are too naive. You don't have a few sacks of questions to do, how can you thoroughly understand the college entrance examinations in all provinces and give them the papers?"

"What's wrong with the Jiangsu paper? I feel good!" Su Mo snorted and snorted coldly: "The college entrance examination in other provinces in the country is to create fear for the candidates in the province, but our college entrance examination is to create fear for the national candidates except Jiangsu. As the saying goes, a dead fellow does not die a poor one. What are you dissatisfied with?"

Su Ran: ...I'm speechless.So Jiangsu is the big boss behind the scenes ruling the country's college entrance examination?

After Su Mo finished speaking, he stared at Su Ran fiercely, "Even if you grew up in Henan, it won't change the fact that you are from Xuzhou."

Su Ran said weakly: "You just want to be happy." Although Su Ran could beat Su Mo, a scumbag with one finger, but after hearing about Su Mo's tragic family history, he was strangely unable to feel the need to beat him up. His mind is gone.That's all, he is also a poor child whose mind has been distorted by the college entrance examination. He stands here with the hopes of the whole family, eager to use his strength to counterattack and hit his face.

...Hey, isn't this a character design that starts with a bit of waste material to counterattack the face-slapping style?

The author has something to say: Some of the comments in this chapter about Xuzhou, Nanjing, Zhenjiang, Suzhou, and Lianyungang are excerpted from Internet jokes. Bo Jun smiled, please don’t take it seriously.

I believe that everyone's hometown is very good, but due to prejudice, discrimination, unequal information, media stigmatization and other reasons, there will be large or small regional discrimination in various parts of China.So this article just wants to tell everyone that there are good people and bad people everywhere, don't generalize, and don't let prejudice and arrogance blind your eyes.Because the subject matter of this article is sensitive, the author apologizes in advance if you offend the hometown of everyone.You have to believe that the author is firmly opposed to regional discrimination. To tell the truth, no one is qualified to diss anyone who is Chinese. You may not believe it. The purpose of this article is to oppose regional blackmail_(:з」∠)_

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