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Su Ran, Wang Lin and Xiao Mo squatted on the tea table, numbly looking down at the cockroach squad that was patrolling.

This room is now the territory of cockroaches. Some of the weak two-legged beasts are huddled on the sofa, some are sitting on the closet, and some are covered with dirty rags from nowhere. trembling.

In the human-cockroach war, the human side was defeated!

Numbly, Wang Lin stretched out her slipper and slapped a cockroach that was trying to sneak onto the coffee table to death again. Su Ran glanced at her slipper and asked curiously, "Where did your slipper come from?"

Wang Lin nuzzled and said: "Under the sofa. Do you want one? If you want, I'll get you one." She also knew that it would be too difficult for Su Ran to wade through the pile of cockroaches to get the slippers, so she kindly offered to help Su Ran get them.

Su Ran shook her head indifferently, and said with lingering fear: "Forget it, I don't have your skills. By the way, don't you feel sick when you slap a cockroach to death with your slippers?"

Wang Lin asked back: "Do you feel sick when you kill a fly?"

Su Ran was silent, he looked at Wang Lin sympathetically, and said with emotion: "It's not easy for you."

A good southern soft girl, just like that, is forced to become a strong killer who kills cockroaches without blinking an eye. Is this a distortion of the southern soil and water, or is it the fall of the southern cockroaches? !

Wang Lin shrugged her shoulders, with a look of seeing through the vicissitudes of life in the world: "It's boring to be idle. Do you want to listen to a story?"

Su Ran just wanted to change his mood. If he continued to stare at the cockroach like this, he felt that he was going to die: "Okay, let's talk."

Xiao Mo also cast his curious eyes on Wang Lin.

"When I was in junior high school, there was a water dispenser in my class. One day, the water from the tap of the water dispenser suddenly became less."

Su Ran yawned uninterestedly, and Xiao Mo turned his head back uninterestedly.In the end, in order not to spoil the face of his freshly baked girlfriend, Xiao Mo answered, "And then?"

Wang Lin paused, with a look of excitement that I was going to make a big move: "In a few days, the water in the water dispenser will turn yellow, and there will still be a rancid smell."

Su Ran yawned halfway, and was surprised by Wang Lin's words. He joked, "Then you found a hand in the water dispenser?"

Xiao Mo gave him a blank look, "How could it be such a curious direction! You thought it was Conan."

Wang Lin smiled strangely, and continued calmly: "Then when we changed the water, we found a dead cockroach inside."

Su Ran's smile froze at the corner of his mouth. He quickly covered his mouth and made a retching sound.Rao was as calm and composed as Xiao Mo, but couldn't help shivering, his face was not very good-looking.

Su Ran said weakly: "Is this scarier than Conan?!"

Xiao Mo looked at Wang Lin tangledly, hesitant to speak.

Wang Lin laughed loudly: "Don't worry, I didn't drink. I always only bring water from home to drink."

Xiao Mo breathed a sigh of relief, "This is a good habit, keep it up."

Su Ran wiped her face: "I suddenly discovered that the worms in the north are so cute, small, honest, and not scary at all. They are not at all different from those coquettish and bitch cockroaches in the south!"

Wang Lin sighed vicissitudes: "You may not know that in our south, there is a saying: When you find a cockroach, there must be thousands of cockroaches in the corner you can't see." .”

Su Ran shivered silently, the people in the south are really living in dire straits.Not only are there typhoons, heavy rains, high temperatures, no heating, and quilts that cannot be dried in the sun, but now there are more bugs like cockroaches.Next time there is a dispute between the North and the South about sweet and salty tofu nao, let him support the heresy of sweet tofu nao a little bit.

Xiao Mo pushed his eyes, a little helpless: "So who of you still remember our exam questions?"

Su Ran and Wang Lin were silent together.

Su Ran: "I'd rather drink tea under the watchful eyes of tigers."

Wang Lin: "+1."

Xiao Mo glanced at Wang Lin indifferently, and said softly, "Hey, don't run away from reality, there is still me."

Wang Lin was very moved, and then said: "Fuck off."

Su Ran: ...Sister paper, your Zhepu seems to have mixed in a Northeast dialect.

Wang Lin said silently, "The can of tea leaves that the teacher gave me for the exam, I was too panicked just now, so I threw it away."

Xiao Mo: "...where did you throw it?"

Wang Lin pointed to the corner of the wall.

Su Ran looked at it for a long time, then wondered, "Where is it? I didn't see it."

Wang Lin bit her lip, looking desperate: "Did you see that group of cockroaches in the corner? There used to be a pot of tea there."

Xiao Mo's calm face froze for a moment, and after a while, he said with difficulty: "At least the inside is clean."

Su Ran looked solemn, and he said slowly: "Then now comes the problem, who will take it?"

The three of them looked at each other, the scene suddenly became quiet, and the atmosphere was very awkward for a while.

Wang Lin's eyes were red, and when she gritted her teeth and was about to speak, Xiao Mo rushed ahead of her and said, "I'll go." With gentle eyes, he patted Wang Lin's head, "Stay here obediently."

"But, this is me..."

"At this time, you have to let my boyfriend behave." Xiao Mo raised the corner of his mouth, took the slippers from Wang Lin, and waved his hands without looking back: "I'll be back soon."

Wang Lin looked at Xiao Mo's handsome back dazzledly, and bumped Su Ran with her elbow: "He's really handsome, isn't he?"

Su Ran: ... So why do you want to discuss this topic between girls with me.

...But he is quite a man.Let's just admit that he is more handsome than Lao Tzu.

【snort. 】Chu Mengci's yin and yang tone was uncontrollably sour: 【Don't look, he's her boyfriend. 】

Su Ran snorted, and asked straightforwardly: "I'm not looking at other people's girls, it's just a rough guy who is out of the order, what can't I look at?" '

Chu Mengci licked his lips and lowered his voice: [People will think you are gay~]

Su Ran's face turned green: "I look so straight, how could I be considered gay?" ! '

Chu Mengci looked at Su Ran's delicate and delicate facial features, and laughed inexplicably.

The more Su Ran thought about it, the more uneasy he became. Could it be because he usually spoke and acted in a gay way, sending out wrong signals, so his buddies in high school thought he was gay and wanted to rape him?Thinking about it this way, his whole body is not good.

He poked Wang Lin and asked nervously, "Do you think I'm gay?"

Wang Lin's expression was confused at first, then turned into shock and understanding, and finally became vigilant.She looked at Su Ran as if she was facing an enemy, her eyes brightened fiercely!

Su Ran: What did you make up on your own? !

"I won't give up Xiao Mo to you, give up!"

It's really the so-called people squatting on the coffee table, and the pot comes from the sky.

Su Ran hurriedly explained: "Listen to me..."

"Who won't you give me to?" Xiao Mo approached with the tea leaves that had been cleaned at the faucet, just in time to hear what Wang Lin said, and asked curiously, "What are you talking about?"

Wang Lin gave Su Ran a cold look, warmly hugged Xiao Mo, and wrote lightly: "It's nothing, I just swore an oath of sovereignty with a little bitch!"

Su Ran looked at Xiao Mo desperately, boss, you are so wise and mighty, you shouldn't believe this kind of nonsense, right?

Xiao Mo's eyes flickered and he avoided Su Ran's sight.

Su Ran: [Erkang hand] I am not, I do not have QAQ

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The tea pot is brought back, so now it's time to make tea.Mobilized by Xiao Mo, the candidates who were scattered around the room gathered near the coffee table.

After all kinds of flying and jumping, crying father and mother, shouting east and west, diverting the tiger away from the mountain, besieging Wei to save Zhao, and besieging the city to fight for aid, ten of them finally cleared out a clean area without cockroaches for the time being centered on the coffee table.

Su Ran: Why do bug-like creatures like cockroaches exist on the earth? !

Su Ran was startled, now the meat is finally here!He has already taken a fancy to the tea ceremony skill in the shopping mall. Although it costs [-] points, there is nothing he can do...

Wang Lin and Xiao Mo took out ten clean glasses and a jug from the kitchen, and put them neatly on the coffee table, "Go bar."

Su Ran: ... I don't read much, so don't lie to me!Not to mention the purple sand pot, at least you have to use a tureen and porcelain cup!What the hell is a glass!

Xiao Mo saw Su Ran's doubts and explained: "West Lake Longjing tea is very particular about the selection of tea sets. When brewing, you should choose those with thin walls, easy to dissipate heat, dense texture, small porosity, and not easy to absorb moisture (fragrance). Tea utensils are suitable, such as glass cups and tureen cups. There are no tureen cups here, so glass cups are the best choice.”

Su Ran suddenly realized.It turns out that West Lake Longjing is such a friendly tea!

[The brewing method of West Lake Longjing is relatively simple, and you don’t need to exchange tea ceremony skills.But you do what I say~]

Su Ran was overjoyed, but at the same time hesitated: 'Is this really okay?Is it cheating? '

Chu Mengci said casually: [It’s okay ~ this is playing around with the rules ~]

Su Ran asked worriedly, "Will it affect you?" '

Chu Mengci raised the corners of his mouth: [Are you worried about me? 】

Su Ran took it for granted, "Of course."I'm not worried. Who else can you worry about? '

Chu Mengci smiled slowly, his eyes rolled, he was full of coquettishness, and he was full of charm: [Sure enough, I like you the most in this world~]

Su Ran said calmly: "Well, I also like myself quite a bit." '

Chu Mengci: ...

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Diary of Chu Mengci:

Is he really stupid or pretending to be stupid?