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Su Ran slowly calmed down.Now that something has happened, complaining is useless.Loud yelling, laughing, cattle barking and other sounds outside can be heard endlessly, filled with a strong smell of fireworks in the city.

Su Ran suddenly remembered that the GM who played Song Huizong Zhao Ji said that this online game is said to be a 100% simulation of the folk customs of the Song Dynasty.Su Ran felt itchy all of a sudden.I don't know the difference between the scenery here and the over-developed ancient buildings outside.

He quietly lifted the curtains of the donkey cart and casually looked at the street scene.At this glance, I am crazy.

The wooden buildings with overhanging eaves and corners, which can only appear in movies and TV dramas, ran into his eyes unpreparedly.Dark-brown men in short-brown clothes walked through the crowd with baskets; three or five young scholars in white shirts sat in the tea shop pointing out the country, and clapped hands when they spoke of rising places; Carrying white porcelain jars to sell spicy dishes along the street; occasionally a young lady in a plain short-sleeved long dress stops at a powder shop to choose...

The bustling crowd, the bustling Song Dynasty.

This is the richest era in Chinese history.The people are prosperous and healthy, and the civic culture is unprecedentedly prosperous.When the later generations mentioned the Song Dynasty, they always called him "Weak Song" in contempt, thinking that he was weak and weak, and often paid tribute to the nomadic regime, without the blood of a Han man.

But living in the Song Dynasty, especially the Song commoners living on the edge of the imperial city can proudly declare that they are the happiest people in the history of the feudal dynasty.

They can confidently beat the Dengwen drum to ask the emperor to help find pigs, or they can do business next to the palace.At that time, Kaifeng was the largest city in the world, but the emperor lived in the smallest palace in all dynasties. Because the people did not agree to move away, the emperor could not expand the palace and could only continue to live in a small palace.The Song Dynasty recognized that property was private, so even Song Huizong, who liked to build large-scale construction projects, could only continue to suffocate in the small palace because the people did not sell his face.

There is no curfew 24 hours a day, and the people can sing and sing every night until dawn, which gave birth to a rich and colorful Washe culture.The people here affectionately call their emperor the official family, and the emperors here rarely wear dragon robes, and most of them are red official robes.

When the entire West was still in the ignorant and dark Middle Ages, the people living in Song Dynasty were rich and healthy, and they had the greatest degree of freedom given by the feudal society.

For a moment, Su Ran looked at this strange and lively street scene, full of thoughts.

'A Ci, I suddenly feel that the widow character is not so unacceptable.Although I want to pretend to be the widow Mrs. Zhang and stay here for a day, I still feel that I have taken advantage of seeing such an ancient and authentic scenery of the Song Dynasty. ' Su Ran stared out of the window intently, still feeling emotional.

[An upright widow would not be so unruly and stare at the outsider on the day she returned from worshiping her dead husband. 】Chu Mengci joked: 【So you are really a watery woman. 】

Su Ran looked at him and said sharply: "According to what you said, I shouldn't talk to you either." '

Chu Mengci replied straightforwardly: [I'm fine, because I'm not human. 】

Su Ran: Hehe, what else can I do, what can I do, in the end, I will not forgive you like my father.

Unknowingly, the donkey cart has stopped under a two-entry house.Mother Li gave the driver the money, and the donkey cart left quickly.

Su Ran stood in front of the house, feeling a little dazed for a moment.The antique wooden buildings gave him an illusion, as if he was really an ordinary Song Dynasty person who had been living in this prosperous Bianjing city.

"My lady? My lady?" Mama Li's shout woke up Su Ran from his thoughts. When he came back to his senses, he subconsciously smiled: "Well, what's wrong?"

Mother Li thought she was still immersed in missing her deceased husband, so she didn't think too much, she kindly changed the subject and said, "Mr.

Su Ran froze, suddenly felt a little soft in her calf, hesitated, hesitated, showed a stiff and loving mother's smile, and said bluntly: "I was in a hurry all the way, and I didn't buy anything for the child. Mama Li, why don't we go out Go around and buy him something to eat and play?"

Mother Li looked at him several times in surprise, and said cautiously: "It's all at the door of the house. Mr. Xiao Lang is still ill. Even if he is taken care of by the envoy Zhang, it is always worrying. And Mr. Xiao Lang is always sensible. , I have also missed my wife for a long time, it is not the idiot who clings to the child, the lady is too worried."

Zhang is a rich widow.Not to mention the generous dowry of her natal family, although her deceased husband Liang Lang was only a scholar, he was also a farming and studying heirloom, and he was also a small rich family in the local area.But her late husband Gaotang has already passed away one after another, and Zhang's natal family is far away, so no one in the family can make decisions for her.It is also said that "there are many gossips in front of the widow's door", so Mrs. Zhang was careful and kept a low profile and stayed behind closed doors.In addition to the nanny Li Mama, there is only one maid in the family, Zhang Nushi.

Su Ran laughed a few times, racked her brains and said, "I'm thinking about it. Mama Li, let's go in."

Their movement at the door had already attracted the attention of Envoy Zhang. She pushed open the courtyard door and looked at them in surprise: "Lady, you are back. Mr. Xiao Lang was still talking about you just now."

Su Ran suddenly felt stiff all over.Although he knew that all of this was just a holographic online game, and everyone here was just NPCs, but all of this was too real, and Su Ran couldn't treat them all as virtual characters.

And now that he has replaced Mrs. Zhang, when he sees Mrs. Zhang's son, he always feels an inexplicable guilty conscience.

But sooner or later he will have to face all this. His task is to perfectly play the day of the widow Zhang, and then the system of this online game will give him a score for the college entrance examination according to his performance.So he gritted his teeth and walked into the courtyard bravely.

When she walked into the bedroom, Su Ran was still a little uneasy. She didn't know what kind of person Zhang's son was and whether he could get along well.At the same time, he was also worried that Zhang's son would find out that his mother had already changed her core.

The child was lying on his side on the bed, resting with his back to Su Ran.Hearing Su Ran and the others open the door, Wei Wei got up and looked at them.

Perhaps it was because he was sick in bed, his hair was not tied up, but hung around his waist.Her hair was a little messy from rolling over in sleep, covering half of her face.

Just judging from the exposed half of his face, he could tell he was a beauty.But Su Lai always felt a little familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere.

When the child saw Su Ran, they were also slightly startled. They struggled to sit up to put on their shoes and were about to get out of bed.

Envoy Zhang hurriedly persuaded: "Mr. Lang is weak, and there are no outsiders here, so you should lie down and rest."

Su Ran also came to her senses and dissuaded her, "Don't be too polite, just lie down and have a good rest."

Unexpectedly, the child's body trembled slightly when he heard his voice, and he raised his head to stare at him in disbelief, his eyes scanned him up and down like X-rays.During the movement, half of her face covered by her hair was revealed.

Su Ran: What the hell? !

A bolt from the blue is nothing more than that.

He stretched out his fingers tremblingly: "You...you!"

It is said that the guy who is his son covered his mouth, and tears seemed to glisten in his eyes.

Mother Li and Envoy Zhang looked at each other, not knowing what was going on now.In the end, it was Li's mother who insisted that she was a lady's nanny, so she asked aloud: "My lady, are you...?"

Only then did Su Ran come back to his senses, he waved his hands and said, "You guys go out first, I have something to talk to Mr. Xiao Lang."

When there were only the two of them in the room, his cheap son finally couldn't wait to put down his hand covering his mouth, and laughed heartily.

"You, you are unexpectedly suitable for women's clothing! Could it be that you are a woman in the first place, but you were dressed as a man in the last exam?"

"Oh," Su Ran said indifferently, "Then you are more suitable to be a boy, and you look much more pleasing to the eye."

An Qi choked, snorted softly, and rolled her eyes.

Su Ran couldn't hide her complicated look at the other party, and sighed: "I didn't expect my son to be you."

An Qi was even more hopeless when she heard the words, and she said with a sad face: "You treat me as happy to be your son. Not to mention that my good girl has become a boy, but I still want to recognize you as a scumbag!" Mother, this matter will forever be at the top of my shame list!"

Su Ran twitched her lips. After all, this brat is also a revolutionary friendship who has fought hard in the exam room. It is such a rare fate to meet in the next exam.This guy actually detested him.

And... most importantly...

"Do you have any dissatisfaction with being a man? Anyway, you, a flat-chested loli, are not bad even if you are a man." Su Ran chuckled, "Do you understand the despair I felt when I woke up and found two lumps of flesh on my chest?!"

An Qi's face suddenly became very strange, and she didn't see how she moved. When Su Ran realized it, An Qi had already reached out and kneaded her breasts, but her face was still serious and upright as if she was doing academic work. Exchange: "It feels good, so it's true?"

Su Ran stretched out his hand to pat An Qi's hand away, put his hands on his chest and took a few steps back, looking disgusted by the pervert.

An Qi withdrew her hand resentfully, and whispered: "What's the big deal, I will have it sooner or later."

Su Ran: "...I think our topic is getting weirder and weirder!"

"What's your mission?" An Qi leaned on the bed, arrogantly raised her legs and shook them back and forth.

Su Ran's face twisted for a moment, and he said truthfully: "Play as the widow Zhang for a day, and the system will randomly arrange some tasks for me. When I complete them, I can't let anyone see the flaws and doubt my identity."

An Qi gave a "tsk" and said depressedly: "I am similar to you. I want to play the role of Mrs. Zhang's son for a day. I don't know what kind of tasks the system will give us. To be honest, I always have an ominous feeling. Premonition."

Su Ran nodded approvingly, and suddenly remembered another thing, since he also had two lumps of flesh on his chest and one lump below, then An Qi shouldn't be...

He looked at An Qi's lower body strangely, hesitated for a long time under An Qi's vicious gaze, and then said with difficulty: "Well, at your age... have you ever taken a physiology class? Do you know the...physiological differences between boys and girls? "

Speaking of the end, Su Ran herself was embarrassed, for fear that An Qi would not understand and asked him to teach physical health in the end.

An Qi gave him a disgusted look, and curled her lips: "Isn't it just that there is an extra little jj, why are you showing off? A big man, oh, I forgot, you are a pretty widow now."

Su Ran smiled ferociously: "My dear son, call me Mom."

An Qi gritted her teeth and said, "You're ruthless!"

At this time, there was a sudden knock on the door, "Lady." It was the voice of Envoy Zhang.

"what's up?"

"Mother Zhang is here, and she is sitting in the main hall now."

Su Ran was stunned for a moment, who is Zhang's mother?Didn't mention it in the script?Probably an unimportant person.

He nodded and said, "Okay, I see. I'll go right away."

He looked worriedly at An Qi, who was lying on the bed with her legs crossed like a grandpa, and showed a disgusting motherly smile: "Mother, what do you do like this? Put your legs down quickly, and stop acting like a rough man. "

An Qi's right leg, which was dangling happily, suddenly froze, and her complexion was red and purple, so wonderful.

She snorted, her eyes flickered fiercely, and she said with her mouth: "You wait!" '

Facing An Qi's ferocious smiling face, Su then bewilderedly remembered that this guy easily beat him with his heaven-defying force value.

Su Ran: Super Cowardly.jpg

He trembled all over, and fled in despair.

Mama Zhang is an ordinary aunt.Ordinary appearance, ordinary clothes, and ordinary height.Everywhere is ordinary, just a passerby character who can't be found in the crowd.

Except one point.

a mole.

A black mole just below the corner of her right mouth.

This is not an ordinary mole. This mole suddenly makes the ordinary character of Zhang's mother plump up a lot.

When Su Ran saw the mole, her back shivered, and she sat down in the main seat to entertain her.

Because of this mole, it is also called "matchmaker mole" in modern times.

After chattering for a while about the daily routine that made Su Ran tired of coping, Zhang's mother cleared her throat and finally said what she was here for.

"You're a widow, and it's not easy to pull Mr. Xiaolang to grow up. You are still young, how will you survive in the future!"

Su Ran immediately realized what Zhang's mother meant.He cleared his throat, and was about to fool around with some nonsense about "observing a festival for a dead husband".

however……

〖Main task one: It is going to rain, and my mother is going to get married.It is common for widows to remarry.Candidate Su Ran has to agree to matchmaking mother Zhang's request to be a matchmaker, and test the blind date for the original Zhang. 〗

Song Huizong's majestic voice sounded in Su Ran's mind. Even if he was a famous faint king in history, his voice was quite noble and arrogant: 〖This is my Great Song Dynasty, not the one who forced widows to keep their chastity clear! 〗

If the situation were different, he would definitely praise the higher status of women in the Song Dynasty, but it was his turn to become a woman in the Song Dynasty, and Su Ran could only feel despair in his heart.

'Hehe, you don't feel pain in your back when you stand and talk. It's fine for me to be a man and become a widow, but you still want me to remarry? ! '

〖These are randomly selected character settings. It would be nice if you can be a widow, but some candidates are not even human. 〗

Su Ran's face was very strange when he heard the words: "Not a human, what do you mean?" '

Zhao Ji stopped talking.

"...He is sincere to the lady, so why don't you meet the lady?"

It turned out that Su Ran kept silent for a long time, and her expression changed back and forth. Zhang's mother mistakenly thought there was something interesting about it, so she started talking non-stop.

But Su Ran, who had just finished speaking with Zhao Ji, only had time to hear the last sentence clearly.

Thinking of his cheating main task, Su Ran looked at Zhang's mother's expectant eyes, and said bravely, "What mother just said...who is it?"

Mama Zhang: ...

After decades of working in the industry, why hasn't Mama Zhang seen such a big storm? !What kind of tricky people haven't seen it? !Thinking of the five hundred dollars that Sun Dalang promised to give to him, Zhang's mother's heart was overwhelmed.

This lady is just a little unreliable, she is not her son who is getting married anyway, as long as she tricks Mrs. Zhang out to meet Sun Dalang, and the two of them have feelings for each other, then the five hundred coins will be in hand!

So she was not annoyed, and said with a smile: "It's my fault that I didn't explain clearly. I will say it again."

Su Ran listened for a long time, and summed it up: this Sun Dalang is a local tyrant, he opened a restaurant on the street, and he is not short of money.A few years ago, the wife passed away, leaving behind a son to live with him, and never thought about remarrying.Some time ago, I happened to catch a glimpse of Mrs. Zhang on the street, so I didn't think about tea and food, and my love was deeply rooted, so I wanted to ask Mrs. Zhang to marry me.

Although she knew that all of this was just for the plot, Su Ran still panicked for Zhang Shi.How can you mention this to widows on Ching Ming Festival?This plot is too illogical, right? !

He thought so, and said so.

Unexpectedly, Zhang's mother had a strange expression when she heard the words, and even Zhang's envoy who had been standing and serving all the time had a strange expression.

Envoy Zhang immediately came to her senses, and smoothed things over cleverly: "I'm afraid my wife has muddled her life. It's also because this autumn tiger is too powerful. Is my lady feeling unwell?"

Su Ran was startled, completely confused.Isn't it Ching Ming Festival? Why did it become an autumn tiger again?

'A Ci, what's going on?Isn't today Qingming Festival? '

Although Chu Mengci also hated this twisted plot, he also knew that now was not the time to vent his anger, and this was not Su Ran's fault, it was all the fault of the mentally handicapped person who set up the plot.So he was lucky and managed to keep calm: [Academic circles currently have three theories about the word Qingming in the Qingming Shanghe Tu. ", as for the three, I think the author Zhang Zeduan is flattering the emperor, and 'Qingming' refers to the 'Qingming era', which is the author's praise of the peaceful and prosperous age.] Chu Mengci raised his eyebrows: [ Because there are many scenes and phenomena that should not appear in the spring on the painting of Qingming Shanghe, so in addition to the "spring scene theory", quite a few scholars hold the "autumn scene theory".]

Su Ran was speechless, that is to say, Qiu Jing's theory was used here?Zhao Ji is not qualified to be a GM at all!No wonder Envoy Zhang and Mama Zhang looked so weird. Envoy Zhang was also clever, and quickly explained that my wife is not mentally retarded, but just suffering from heatstroke.

Here, the envoy Zhang gave Su Ran a wink, and politely explained to Zhang's mother: "My husband gave the lady a dream some time ago, and the lady came back from the tomb today. I thought today was Qingming."

Zhang's mother was even more surprised when she heard the words. The ancients believed in ghosts and gods.She opened her mouth carefully: "I don't know what Liang Xiucai wants to say to the lady?"

The envoy Zhang smiled and said, "I don't know either. The lady is not feeling well now. Let's talk about today's matter in another day?"

Zhang's mother knew that this was the euphemism of the master's family to evict the guests, and because of what the envoy Zhang said about Liang Xiucai's dream, she was also a little uneasy. Even if she wanted the five hundred dollars again, she could only say regretfully at this time: : "So, the old man..."

"Mom, wait a moment." Su Ran also realized at this time, he didn't care so much about the main task, and hurriedly pulled out a smile with difficulty, and sighed pretendingly following the words of the envoy Zhang. Said: "To be honest, my husband is also distressed that I am lonely and helpless, so he persuaded me to remarry in a dream. I didn't expect my mother to come today. It can be regarded as a destiny in the dark, is it all God's will?"

Zhang's mother was overjoyed when she heard that, and said repeatedly: "It's a coincidence. Maybe this marriage is really destined!"

So Su Ran covered her sleeves with a shy smile, and made an appointment with Zhang's mother for the time and place to meet Sun Dalang in the afternoon.

Chu Mengci gritted his teeth and said: [...What about the clean and pure morals that were agreed upon? 】

Su Ran wiped her face and said resolutely, "Feed the dog." '

Chu Mengci: ... Is there something wrong with you?

He ignored the puzzled and relieved eyes of Envoy Zhang, and walked straight to An Qi's bedroom.

As soon as she entered the door, she saw An Qi squatting and doing exercises.Seeing Su Ran, the girl didn't raise her head, nor gave her a look, as if she didn't exist.

Su Ran covered her face with her sleeves, sang and sang beautifully, squeezed her throat and wept, "My son! Forgive me for not being able to observe the festival for your damn father. Mother, I will remarry soon. Son, you can do whatever you want." Mom, shall we go together?"

An Qi's rock-solid figure staggered, and she broke the horse stance for the first time after practicing for nearly ten years.She pointed at him with a broken face, and her little hands couldn't help shaking: "No, I won't be here for a while, what the hell are you doing?!"

Su Ran sneaked a few glances at An Qi's broken and hopeless eyes, and felt secretly refreshed.As if some strange switch had been turned on, he pretended to cry more and more vigorously: "My son, I know you are a weird mother. But your father has been gone for several years, and our mother and I are orphans and widows. What day is it?!"

An Qi frantically rubbed her hair into a bird's nest, and the child's voice was still shrill: "Can you be normal?! Can you! After I get out, I will definitely kill you!"

Su Ran laughed, and then wept subtly: "My son! Are you going to commit the crime of killing relatives that is worse than a beast?!" I am not here after the exam, hehehe.

After being stimulated by Su Ran, An Qi strangely regained her composure.She cast a cold knife at Su Ran with her eyes, and said with a fake smile: "Why? My son is still waiting for good, good, filial, respect, mother, dear!"

Su Ran raised his head, and the eyes of the two met crackled and flashed with lightning.

An Qi suddenly showed a weird smile, thinking of the main task that Zhao Ji gave her just now, she sneered meaningfully, you won't be jumping for long.

Ten years is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.I'm not a gentleman, so I usually report my revenge on the spot!

Su Ran looked at An Qi's cat eyes glowing with cold light, her back felt cold, and she shivered subconsciously.

He belatedly asked in his heart: 'A Ci, did I offend him? '

Chu Mengci rubbed the center of his eyebrows helplessly, this idiot can do nothing else, the level of hatred is first-rate.Of course he won't admit it, he's just looking forward to the next development.

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Diary of Chu Mengci:

When my mission is over, I will kill the mentally handicapped person who set the mission!