fast travel infinite college entrance examination
Chapter 20 We will not carry the pot of stealing the manhole cover
So the examinees began to show their magical powers one after another in the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea.
The first one to come on stage was a girl with a high ponytail, she looked quiet and quiet.
The girl introduced herself: "Hello, judges and teachers. I am Lin Jing with the examination number XXX. The topic of my speech today is 'Oppose Regional Discrimination and Be an Excellent Chinese.'"
"I don't know when, such rumors have emerged endlessly and intensified: Shanghai people always look down on outsiders, Xinjiang people are thieves and terrorists, opium, poppy, and drug dealers are everywhere in Yunnan... Of course, including us People in Henan are of low quality and always steal manhole covers... So when I heard Make's misunderstanding of Henan people, I was very sad..."
"I want to say that whether you are a Shanghainese, a Beijinger, or a Henanese, you are all Chinese when you go out. Our shame is the shame of the whole of China, and our stigma is the stigma of the whole of China..."
——This is a question based on 'they are all Chinese and don't diss anyone'.
A tall and thin boy said impassionedly: "Make, I sincerely invite you to visit Henan. Don't believe the one-sided words on the Internet. Henan has a long history. It has been the cultural and political center of China since ancient times. It has bred the brilliant civilization of the Central Plains. Experts even said that 'a history of Henan is half of the history of China', which shows the important position of Henan in Chinese history..."
——This is based on the title of "Our ancestors in Henan were once rich".
A tall and charming short-haired Yujie talked eloquently: "Henan has a large population, and due to historical reasons, the overall economic level is underdeveloped, there are many poor people, and the level of education is low, so some people are of low quality. The overall impression of people from other provinces on Henan people..."
"In fact, the act of stealing manhole covers occurs in many underdeveloped areas across the country, and Henan has a large population base, so the proportion of manhole cover stealing is relatively high, so people all over the country have left the impression that Henan only steals manhole covers."
——This one is based on the title of "I'm so angry, we just suffer from too many people".
A short and chubby boy pushed his eyes and swore: "Make, I know you are very interested in Shaolin, but there is no market for Shaolin Kung Fu in Henan! Our Henan people's special skill is: secret escape and manhole cover stealing We can quickly march 10 kilometers with the manhole cover on our backs! We can also shovel Luoyang with the manhole cover on our backs, making the tigers and tigers invincible! This unique skill has been passed down from generation to generation in Henan for thousands of years. It was passed on to people from other provinces! But I see that Make you have a strange skeleton, and you are dedicated to learning, so you only sell it for 998! Bao Xue Bao Hui, now you buy it and you will also get an 'invincible black protective cover'! Don't miss this opportunity, never come again , boy, won't you come and have a shot?!"
——Don't get me wrong, this is just a mental retardation.
The old man slapped the table angrily, and shouted angrily: "0 points! Next!"
The following candidates also published "We [-] million Henan people will drown you with one mouthful of spit!" "Shaolin Kung Fu is the best in the world and come to fight!" Can bring down a group!" "You just stole the manhole cover and your whole family stole the manhole cover!" and other fascinating and inspiring high-quality speeches.Su Ran's face was serious, it seemed that there were strong enemies around, and he had to find another way to break out of the encirclement.
Soon, it was Su Ran's turn.
He stood up, straightened his messy clothes, took a deep breath, and crossed the Yalu River with great vigor [no]
He stood in the center of the stage and said in a well-regulated manner: "I am Su Ran, test number XXX." Facing dozens of pairs of eyes that were either curious or nervous or examining or calm, he smiled confidently: "The theme of my speech is' Do a good job in image promotion and grasp the right to speak'. Make, let me tell you, the root cause of Henan's bad reputation is that Henan has not given full play to its own advantages to do a good job in public opinion guidance and image promotion! It is also an economically underdeveloped area, why? Doesn’t any other province have such a bad reputation like Henan?! In the final analysis, it’s because Henan’s image promotion is not in place!”
The old man nodded slightly, and many candidates in the audience were thoughtful.Su Ran knew that he had successfully attracted the attention of everyone in the audience, so he collected himself and continued, "We in Henan obviously have a cultural heritage that ranks among the best in the country and even in the world, but why is it that we become 'vulgar, lacking in quality'?" What about synonymous with the name? This is the negligence of our media, which did not promote the image of Henan people very well, and lacked public opinion guidance for some vicious incidents, which led to Henan being smeared nationwide by some media with ulterior motives..."
"...Therefore, I think that in addition to vigorously developing Henan's economy, the government should vigorously support the development of Henan's media and enhance the voice of Henan's media in the national media. At the same time, in the era when everyone is self-media, each of us is Henan Image ambassadors, social platforms such as Weibo and WeChat are our main battlefield..."
"...that concludes my speech, thank you all."
Amidst the warm applause from the audience, Su Ran stepped off the stage and sat down in her seat.
Among the 14 candidates before him, none of them started from the perspective of public opinion and publicity like him.Not to mention the feasibility of the suggestions he put forward, at least the arguments are novel, which can refresh the judges who are used to other well-regulated speeches.
Inspired by him, some of the next candidates also started with public opinion and new media operation and publicity, but with his preconceived ideas, the judges did not treat him differently.
Su Ran raised her legs in a twitchy voice: "How is it?"Are you slapped in the face? '
Chu Mengci raised his eyebrows, he didn't expect that he really had two brushes.But Su Ran's villainous face really made Chu Meng resigned.He was lying on the sofa, his brows and eyes were full of weariness, and his voice was lazy and sexy: [Although your argument is novel, it is not unique.And because you took a slanted sword this time, the more rigid judging committee felt displeased.In contrast, although many people's arguments are quite satisfactory, they are more rigorous in logic and in line with the main theme, which can cater to the preferences of some judges. 】
Chu Mengci's words were like a pot of cold water that extinguished Su Ran's arrogance.He put away his legs dejectedly, and sat down obediently.
Chu Mengci looked at Su Ran's pitiful look, raised the corners of his mouth, and said smoothly: [But I think brother's speech is great!Standing on the stage, the whole person is shining~ I like this kind of brother very much~]
Su Ran's frustration was swept away immediately, he raised Erlang's legs and shook again, barely controlled the upturned corners of his mouth, and said reservedly: "Thank you, I like myself quite a bit too." '
Chu Mengci: ... Tsk.
There were a few candidates who gave very interesting speeches, and Su Ran listened with great interest.As a result, time passed quickly, and as the last candidate walked off the stage, the first exam of Henan Juan came to an end.
■
"A Ci, how many points did I score this time?" Su Ran asked impatiently as soon as he entered the space.
Chu Mengci said lazily: [128 points. 】
"Hey, it's so low." Su Ran put her head in her hands and collapsed on the bed in frustration.
[After all, you have no speech experience before, and you are a complete layman. It is already amazing to get such a score~]
Su Ran sat up and frowned, "How do you know that I have no experience in speaking?" A flash of light flashed through his mind, "Could it be...you have investigated me?! I have seen through your conspiracy... ... Ah, it hurts, hurts!" Su Ran rolled over on the bed with her head in her arms: "Damn it! What did you do to my brain?! Are you trying to erase my memory?! I won't let you succeed !"
[Just stimulate your brain with a little electric current, maybe it can promote the redevelopment of your shrunken brain. 】Chu Mengci sneered and said with a sneer: 【And... how long are you going to roll on the bed?I only shocked you for a second, and it wasn't the pain that made you show such a hideous expression. 】
Su Ran sat up from the bed resentfully, curled her lips boredly: "Tch, you are such a boring man."
Chu Mengci didn't bother to talk to him, and continued: [As for why I know you have no speech experience before... First of all, you don't have enough pronunciation skills, not an orthodox broadcast accent, and your emotions are not contagious enough, and you don't think that no one Notice that the fingers of your left hand on your side are trembling? 】
Su Ran rubbed her nose in embarrassment: "I thought I hid it well."
Chu Mengci softened his brows and eyes: [You hid it very well, so apart from me, only the old judge found out.And even if you are so nervous, your speech content has not been affected. You have brought out your abilities to the limit, which is great. 】
Su Ran's face was slightly feverish, her heart was sweet and a little embarrassed.
Seeing Su Ran's embarrassment, Chu Mengci showed his kindness and did not continue to tease him. He changed the subject and said: [There is an exam in the afternoon, don't you want to read the task reminder? 】
"Oh yes, I forgot." Although he had fully seen yesterday that this task card was unreliable, since the price is so expensive, there must be something unique to him.
"The limbs are well-developed, and a hair is not pulled out." 』
"Spicy chicken mission card, ruin my youth, my spirit, and my studies!"
The first one to come on stage was a girl with a high ponytail, she looked quiet and quiet.
The girl introduced herself: "Hello, judges and teachers. I am Lin Jing with the examination number XXX. The topic of my speech today is 'Oppose Regional Discrimination and Be an Excellent Chinese.'"
"I don't know when, such rumors have emerged endlessly and intensified: Shanghai people always look down on outsiders, Xinjiang people are thieves and terrorists, opium, poppy, and drug dealers are everywhere in Yunnan... Of course, including us People in Henan are of low quality and always steal manhole covers... So when I heard Make's misunderstanding of Henan people, I was very sad..."
"I want to say that whether you are a Shanghainese, a Beijinger, or a Henanese, you are all Chinese when you go out. Our shame is the shame of the whole of China, and our stigma is the stigma of the whole of China..."
——This is a question based on 'they are all Chinese and don't diss anyone'.
A tall and thin boy said impassionedly: "Make, I sincerely invite you to visit Henan. Don't believe the one-sided words on the Internet. Henan has a long history. It has been the cultural and political center of China since ancient times. It has bred the brilliant civilization of the Central Plains. Experts even said that 'a history of Henan is half of the history of China', which shows the important position of Henan in Chinese history..."
——This is based on the title of "Our ancestors in Henan were once rich".
A tall and charming short-haired Yujie talked eloquently: "Henan has a large population, and due to historical reasons, the overall economic level is underdeveloped, there are many poor people, and the level of education is low, so some people are of low quality. The overall impression of people from other provinces on Henan people..."
"In fact, the act of stealing manhole covers occurs in many underdeveloped areas across the country, and Henan has a large population base, so the proportion of manhole cover stealing is relatively high, so people all over the country have left the impression that Henan only steals manhole covers."
——This one is based on the title of "I'm so angry, we just suffer from too many people".
A short and chubby boy pushed his eyes and swore: "Make, I know you are very interested in Shaolin, but there is no market for Shaolin Kung Fu in Henan! Our Henan people's special skill is: secret escape and manhole cover stealing We can quickly march 10 kilometers with the manhole cover on our backs! We can also shovel Luoyang with the manhole cover on our backs, making the tigers and tigers invincible! This unique skill has been passed down from generation to generation in Henan for thousands of years. It was passed on to people from other provinces! But I see that Make you have a strange skeleton, and you are dedicated to learning, so you only sell it for 998! Bao Xue Bao Hui, now you buy it and you will also get an 'invincible black protective cover'! Don't miss this opportunity, never come again , boy, won't you come and have a shot?!"
——Don't get me wrong, this is just a mental retardation.
The old man slapped the table angrily, and shouted angrily: "0 points! Next!"
The following candidates also published "We [-] million Henan people will drown you with one mouthful of spit!" "Shaolin Kung Fu is the best in the world and come to fight!" Can bring down a group!" "You just stole the manhole cover and your whole family stole the manhole cover!" and other fascinating and inspiring high-quality speeches.Su Ran's face was serious, it seemed that there were strong enemies around, and he had to find another way to break out of the encirclement.
Soon, it was Su Ran's turn.
He stood up, straightened his messy clothes, took a deep breath, and crossed the Yalu River with great vigor [no]
He stood in the center of the stage and said in a well-regulated manner: "I am Su Ran, test number XXX." Facing dozens of pairs of eyes that were either curious or nervous or examining or calm, he smiled confidently: "The theme of my speech is' Do a good job in image promotion and grasp the right to speak'. Make, let me tell you, the root cause of Henan's bad reputation is that Henan has not given full play to its own advantages to do a good job in public opinion guidance and image promotion! It is also an economically underdeveloped area, why? Doesn’t any other province have such a bad reputation like Henan?! In the final analysis, it’s because Henan’s image promotion is not in place!”
The old man nodded slightly, and many candidates in the audience were thoughtful.Su Ran knew that he had successfully attracted the attention of everyone in the audience, so he collected himself and continued, "We in Henan obviously have a cultural heritage that ranks among the best in the country and even in the world, but why is it that we become 'vulgar, lacking in quality'?" What about synonymous with the name? This is the negligence of our media, which did not promote the image of Henan people very well, and lacked public opinion guidance for some vicious incidents, which led to Henan being smeared nationwide by some media with ulterior motives..."
"...Therefore, I think that in addition to vigorously developing Henan's economy, the government should vigorously support the development of Henan's media and enhance the voice of Henan's media in the national media. At the same time, in the era when everyone is self-media, each of us is Henan Image ambassadors, social platforms such as Weibo and WeChat are our main battlefield..."
"...that concludes my speech, thank you all."
Amidst the warm applause from the audience, Su Ran stepped off the stage and sat down in her seat.
Among the 14 candidates before him, none of them started from the perspective of public opinion and publicity like him.Not to mention the feasibility of the suggestions he put forward, at least the arguments are novel, which can refresh the judges who are used to other well-regulated speeches.
Inspired by him, some of the next candidates also started with public opinion and new media operation and publicity, but with his preconceived ideas, the judges did not treat him differently.
Su Ran raised her legs in a twitchy voice: "How is it?"Are you slapped in the face? '
Chu Mengci raised his eyebrows, he didn't expect that he really had two brushes.But Su Ran's villainous face really made Chu Meng resigned.He was lying on the sofa, his brows and eyes were full of weariness, and his voice was lazy and sexy: [Although your argument is novel, it is not unique.And because you took a slanted sword this time, the more rigid judging committee felt displeased.In contrast, although many people's arguments are quite satisfactory, they are more rigorous in logic and in line with the main theme, which can cater to the preferences of some judges. 】
Chu Mengci's words were like a pot of cold water that extinguished Su Ran's arrogance.He put away his legs dejectedly, and sat down obediently.
Chu Mengci looked at Su Ran's pitiful look, raised the corners of his mouth, and said smoothly: [But I think brother's speech is great!Standing on the stage, the whole person is shining~ I like this kind of brother very much~]
Su Ran's frustration was swept away immediately, he raised Erlang's legs and shook again, barely controlled the upturned corners of his mouth, and said reservedly: "Thank you, I like myself quite a bit too." '
Chu Mengci: ... Tsk.
There were a few candidates who gave very interesting speeches, and Su Ran listened with great interest.As a result, time passed quickly, and as the last candidate walked off the stage, the first exam of Henan Juan came to an end.
■
"A Ci, how many points did I score this time?" Su Ran asked impatiently as soon as he entered the space.
Chu Mengci said lazily: [128 points. 】
"Hey, it's so low." Su Ran put her head in her hands and collapsed on the bed in frustration.
[After all, you have no speech experience before, and you are a complete layman. It is already amazing to get such a score~]
Su Ran sat up and frowned, "How do you know that I have no experience in speaking?" A flash of light flashed through his mind, "Could it be...you have investigated me?! I have seen through your conspiracy... ... Ah, it hurts, hurts!" Su Ran rolled over on the bed with her head in her arms: "Damn it! What did you do to my brain?! Are you trying to erase my memory?! I won't let you succeed !"
[Just stimulate your brain with a little electric current, maybe it can promote the redevelopment of your shrunken brain. 】Chu Mengci sneered and said with a sneer: 【And... how long are you going to roll on the bed?I only shocked you for a second, and it wasn't the pain that made you show such a hideous expression. 】
Su Ran sat up from the bed resentfully, curled her lips boredly: "Tch, you are such a boring man."
Chu Mengci didn't bother to talk to him, and continued: [As for why I know you have no speech experience before... First of all, you don't have enough pronunciation skills, not an orthodox broadcast accent, and your emotions are not contagious enough, and you don't think that no one Notice that the fingers of your left hand on your side are trembling? 】
Su Ran rubbed her nose in embarrassment: "I thought I hid it well."
Chu Mengci softened his brows and eyes: [You hid it very well, so apart from me, only the old judge found out.And even if you are so nervous, your speech content has not been affected. You have brought out your abilities to the limit, which is great. 】
Su Ran's face was slightly feverish, her heart was sweet and a little embarrassed.
Seeing Su Ran's embarrassment, Chu Mengci showed his kindness and did not continue to tease him. He changed the subject and said: [There is an exam in the afternoon, don't you want to read the task reminder? 】
"Oh yes, I forgot." Although he had fully seen yesterday that this task card was unreliable, since the price is so expensive, there must be something unique to him.
"The limbs are well-developed, and a hair is not pulled out." 』
"Spicy chicken mission card, ruin my youth, my spirit, and my studies!"
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