fast travel infinite college entrance examination

When the exam bell rang, the five invigilators turned off the lights at the same time.

The man with a square face and glasses in the middle coughed and said, "I think some candidates have already smelled it. That's right, it's the traditional Sichuan delicacy Malatang!"

"But—" the uncle dragged his voice, and smiled evilly: "Do you think the exam topic this time is the Big Eater Competition?! How naive!"

Naive Su Ran: ...

The uncle pushed his eyes, the white light of the lens flashed, and he sneered, "As a Sichuanese, how can I not eat spicy food!" He pointed his index finger at the crowd, and said impassionedly, "So this time The title of the exam is: Who is the hero in the hot pot!"

He turned sideways and pointed at the stainless steel pot on the stove, speaking as fast as a machine gun: "In line with the principle of supporting domestic production, we conducted a nationwide investigation and selected five kings of peppers! They are Hainan yellow bell peppers. , Yunnan shabu-shabu peppers, Sichuan Chaotian peppers, Guizhou Zunyi millet peppers and Sichuan Xindian Qixing peppers!"

Su Ran was shocked!It turned out to be these heroes who are well-known in the chili industry! !So... who are they?

When Su Ran looked confused, the big man opposite had his eyes glowing slightly, and he began to swallow his saliva desperately.

The glasses uncle and You Rongyan nodded, and smiled triumphantly: "That's right, our Sichuan Chaotian pepper and Qixing pepper are both on the list. This is the pride of all of us Sichuanese!"

There was a burst of warm applause from the audience, and the buddies opposite Su Ran blushed with excitement.

The uncle pressed his hand down to signal for silence.Pretentiously coughing, trying to show the stability that a young man (…) should have, "The exam time is one hour, and the exam rules are: Malatang made with five kinds of peppers, if candidates can eat 90 points for passing three types, 120 points for excellent four types, and 140 points for five types,” the uncle smiled slightly.

"Why not full marks?" Candidates in the audience asked.

The uncle coughed again, with a secret smile on the corner of his mouth: "Do you know how to become a mature and excellent Sichuanese like me?"

Without waiting for the candidates in the audience to reply, the uncle pushed his glasses and replied in a standard Trump deep way: "No matter how hot the situation is, you must maintain a good demeanor, don't be surprised by favor or insult, and let the bystanders think that this is a big deal for you. Little case, and this is exactly what I earnestly expect from you. I will give you full marks only if you finish five bowls of mala tang without changing your expression."

Su Ran: Damn it, this is a gift proposition! ! ! !My life is over! !

"What, do you want to know who is this mature, steady, handsome, coolest teacher who puts his handsomeness and chicness to the extreme?"

Candidate: ...No we don't want to know 【Goodbye】

"I really have nothing to do with you," the uncle smiled helplessly, pushed his glasses with his middle finger and said, "My name is Xuanyuan Dugu, and I am the man who is going to be your life mentor!" His teeth shone against the laws of optics.

"As an invigilator, doesn't he talk too much?"

"Yeah, and what the hell is Xuanyuan Dugu? He wouldn't think that he would be strong if he piled up the surnames of the two male protagonists."

"This kind of person can be a teacher? I can't see the future of Chinese education..."

"Did he think that by stealing the lines of Mr. Sakamoto, he could become the king of bullying? Sure enough, mentally handicapped children are much happier."

Xuanyuan Dugu's forehead was throbbing with blue veins, he gritted his teeth and smiled: "Hey, hey, I can hear you!!!"

All the examinees, who were talking openly and aboveboard, cast their eyes on him, and said in unison: "Cut!"

Xuanyuan Dugu turned around, too lazy to look at the group of unlucky children.Gao Gui said coldly: "I announce the start of the exam!"

"Well, teacher, I have a question." Su Ran raised her hand obediently.

Xuanyuan Dugu raised his chin, "Ask."

"How much is the serving of Malatang? Wouldn't it be a pity if you can't continue the challenge because your stomach is full?"

Xuanyuan Dugu crossed his arms and smiled reservedly: "We have also considered this. Therefore, each serving of Mala Tang is not much. According to the normal mouth shape, it can be finished in about ten mouthfuls. But considering the difference in appetite between different people, Candidates who can't finish it can choose to take the same amount of Spicy King to complete the exam."

Su Ran twitched the corner of her mouth: "That is to say, if you can't finish eating, you have to eat raw chili?"

"Yes!" Xuanyuan Dugu stretched out his finger to Su Ran righteously: "The real Sichuan man chooses to eat raw chili kings for me!"

Can Su Ran be tricked so easily?That must not be possible!So he said frankly: "Teacher, I want to carry forward my style and give the opportunity to other candidates who need it more!"

Xuanyuan Dugu glanced at Su Ran with disdain, and silently sighed: There are not many real men with both beauty and talent like him.

He looked around the classroom for a week: "Are there any other questions? If not, the exam will officially begin."

He snapped his fingers neatly: "Little ones, serve!" The expressions of the remaining four invigilators did not change, as if they had already gotten used to his behavior. In small bowls, they were brought to the examinees one after another.

As soon as it was placed on the table, a fiery and stimulating smell rushed to Su Ran's eyes and nostrils. The white plastic bowl was lined with spicy hot blood red, and densely crushed peppers were floating on the soup surface.Tears quickly pooled in his eyes, and he started sneezing one after another.He hastily turned his back and covered his nose with his hands to feel better.

He frantically called Chu Mengci in his heart: 'A Ci!Ah Ci!I need you! ! '

[Although I like my brother~ but I also have principles~ so brother, come on! 】

Su Ran rolled her eyes speechlessly, 'What and what!I want to draw skills! '

[Hmm~ What skills do you want brother to draw? 】Chu Mengci asked lazily.

Su Ran hesitated for a moment, 'Let's draw a D-level skill card. '

【OK~】

He closed his eyes and appeared in the bedroom.A familiar big wheel and disk is suspended in mid-air.

It's a mess of skills he's seen or hasn't seen.

【Brother, come on~ milk you~】

Su Ran took a deep breath, stretched out her hand and turned the wheel violently, the pointer turned rapidly.

Su Ran looked at the pointer nervously, whether it was Brexit or the strongest African chieftain, success or failure depended on it!

Under Su Ran's scorching gaze, the pointer got slower and slower, and finally stopped before a skill.

Su Ran's eyes stayed there, "It won't kill you if you kill it?" He murmured, "What is this?"

Chu Mengci's commentary immediately arrived: [Ding, congratulations to the host for getting a D-level skill card: Killing him will not destroy the character.The skill card has been put in my personal backpack, please check it~(≧▽≦)/~]

Su Ran opened his backpack, took out this skill card, and at the same time a large mechanical voice sounded in his mind:

[Card type: D-level skill card.

Card Name: Killing will not destroy the character set!

Card introduction: Boy, do you have a dream?

Want to enter the entertainment industry and enjoy the admiration of thousands of fans?

Well, first of all, you have to have a good personality!Whether it's a pure young lady, a warm-hearted little brother, or a carefree female man, as long as you catch the cuteness of fans, you can become a sought-after idol!

So you can't destroy the human design even if you kill it!Life is like a play!It's all about acting!Come on!juvenile!

How to use: Read the character design you want silently to the card, no more than ten words. It can be used once in 24 hours, half an hour each time.

Upgrade direction: C-level skill card: Drama]

Damn it, he's lucky! !This card seems to have many wonderful uses!

Su Ran asked curiously: "Why is it different from before? I remember that there was no upgrade direction before."

Chu Mengci said calmly: [The system has been upgraded. 】

"Are there any other new features?"

【...Are you sure now is the time to say this? 】

"Oh yes." Su Ran picked up the card and read a few words silently.

Then put down the card blankly.

【Brother, what character design did you choose~】

Su Ran said blankly, "Facial paralysis and oral pain abnormalities."

Chu Mengci: [Wow, I thought my brother would set it as a taste disorder~]

Su Ran stretched out her scissors hands noblely and coldly: "Don't underestimate me, I still know whether spicy taste is pain or not taste!"

[... Forget it, you go to the exam. ] This expression is really annoying.

When Su Ran opened his eyes, the man opposite him was snoring.He lay down in front of the bowl labeled 'Sichuan Chaotian Pepper', wishing he could swallow the bowl too.

Seeing that Su Ran was looking at him, he wiped the sweat from his forehead, smacked his lips in disappointment: "Chaotian pepper is not exciting at all."

"Fuck off! Don't...pretend! Huh..." The examinee sitting next to him burned his whole face, weeping bitterly and slurring his words angrily: "There is something...you eat it Shabu-shabu peppers!" He swallowed the last mouthful of malatang with Hainan yellow bell peppers, and finally burst into tears into four empty bowls: "I...I abstain, I'm so fast Stomach perforation damn it..."

The buddy shook the fat on his body, and said forcefully, "What do you know, save the delicious food until the end! I've only eaten two bowls now, don't worry..."

Su Ran glanced at him expressionlessly, and directly stretched out the chopsticks to the bowl with Yunnan hot peppers, and finished eating with the chopsticks in a few mouthfuls, met the stunned stare of the buddy, and responded in a concise and concise manner : "It's really light."

Fuck! Fuck!Which great god is this? !It turns out that they are also particular about eating spicy soup.The candidates here are all experts except Su Ran. They know that although these peppers are famous in China, the hottest one is Yunnan shabu-shabu pepper. This kind of pepper is said to be comparable to Indian devil pepper. Known as "China's No. [-] spiciest." Therefore, out of the consideration of preserving strength, the candidates unanimously decided to put the Yunnan shabu-shabu pepper at the end, and start with the Qixing pepper and Chaotian pepper that are used to eating since childhood.

So when Su Ran, who treats Yunnan shabu-shabu peppers as nothing, suddenly appeared, everyone around was shocked.

The buddy on the opposite side looked at Su Ran in horror, and in just a few minutes, he ate all five bowls like a storm, even chewed and swallowed the chili in the soup!That buddy gasped when he saw it.

Xuanyuan alone noticed this extraordinary young man immediately.

If the boy was a weak milk cat at the beginning, then when he opened his eyes, his aura has changed!What a noble expression, none of the five peppers can move his expression in the slightest!This is the demeanor of a general who does not change his face when Mount Tai collapses in front of him!Moreover, Xuanyuan Dugu didn't miss the disdain and carelessness that inadvertently flashed in the depths of his eyes, that is to say, he didn't take this level of hotness into his eyes at all!

How many years!He finally met a man who has no limits like him!

"Cool! Cooler! Coolest!" He excitedly rushed to Su Ran who had put down his job, and eagerly shook his hand: "You are such an excellent person, you should be my disciple!"

Su Ran:? ? ?

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Diary of Chu Mengci:

Where are your hands? !kill you!

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Su Ran stretched out her scissors hands noblely and coldly: "Don't underestimate me, I still know whether spicy taste is pain or not taste!"

Similu: Yes, I told you ←_←

Yes, sorry!The stupid author also took the problem of taking it for granted. He took it for granted that spiciness is the taste QAQ. I would like to express my special thanks to Xi Milu for her popular science.Therefore, this chapter has been slightly revised, and the loss of taste set by Su Ran has been changed to loss of oral pain.Remember, little angels!Spicy is pain!Not taste!

I thought that no one would guess my routine, but many people guessed that I was going to take the chili test. I was so panicked QUQ

I want to work hard!After fighting for it, you won't be able to guess my routine!

I declare that the best character in this chapter is Uncle Xuanyuan Dugu!

Be like an uncle!Be a pure and unaffected person [thumbs up]

I searched the Internet for a long time, and the five hot peppers in China, Hainan yellow bell pepper, Yunnan shabu-shabu pepper, Sichuan Chaotian pepper, Guizhou Zunyi millet pepper, and Xindian Qixing pepper are more famous. Dew hotter chilli.

Haha, because there are elixir in the mall, it is only possible to act like this. Ordinary humans like us who don’t have gold fingers should not eat too much chili~ It’s easy to perforate the QAQ of the stomach

After I searched on Baidu, I found out that none of the top ten peppers in the world are from China, damn it!But don't underestimate our compatriots in Sichuan, Hunan, Guizhou and other places because of this!The future of the Chinese chili industry is in your hands! [kindly smiling face]