Su Ran put up with that roommate from Guizhou for a long time.
There is something wrong with talking about it every day.
I still remember the first sleeping meeting in the dormitory, and everyone was very excited.The boss, Xiong Xiong, is a typical Northeast man who "before drinking, I belong to the Northeast, and after drinking, the Northeast belongs to me".He gulped down a few bottles of white wine, and the foam flew away.Who doesn't know that the Northeast College Entrance Examination is a hide-and-seek, and they are still bragging about battle royale!Forget it, but what about his glorious past of punching Siberian tigers and stomping on man-eating bears.Su Ran just thought about it.But Su Ran wouldn't be as knowledgeable as a drunk, would she?Coupled with the fact that the boss is forthright and righteous, Su Ran would echo a few words from time to time, which is also harmonious.
The second son, Mu Hei, is from Yunnan. While drinking beer, he regretted that there were no mushrooms for dinner, and then began to recall the years when he was poisoned by eating mushrooms and playing with villains (...) Su Ran felt that he made himself like this Death is a miracle.
Su Ran also started to brag about how powerful his Shaolin Kung Fu is, how real and sophisticated their Henan holographic online game "Shanghe Garden at Qingming Festival" is... Anyway, it's just bragging after drinking, everyone just wants to have fun, and also No one is serious.
"Fourth brother, why don't you talk?" Xiong Xiong said carelessly, "Is there anything interesting in Guizhou?" The fourth brother Bu Xi is a stylish Miao guy with tattoos on his body. Because of his ugly voice (?) He is taciturn, so Xiong Xiong kindly strikes up a conversation.
Who knows—"You all be quiet." Bu Xiju turned over heavily on the bed, "I'm disturbing my babies."
Xiong Xiong didn't care about Bu Xiyan's cold attitude, but asked curiously: "Baby? Do you still have pets?"
But no matter what Xiong Xiong asked, Bu Xicur pretended to be asleep as if he didn't hear it.The symposium, which was originally lively, broke up unhappily.
...So Su Ran still doesn't know what those "babies" are.
At that time, Su Ran also had some opinions on Bu Xi's mantra, but he was not a narrow-minded person, so he quickly forgot about this episode.
Then, one day later, Su Ran accidentally discovered that Bu Xiju was holding a jar and talking to himself!Soon, Su Ran discovered the first time, the second time, the third time...
There were all kinds of bottles and cans under Bu Xizhu's bed, and he was very precious. Xiong Xiong raised his mouth curiously that day, but he was covered in white sweat when he saw Bu Xizhu's cold eyes.Since then, everyone has avoided this problem with a tacit understanding.
If that's the only way, Su Ran can still convince herself that everyone has quirks to be tolerated.
Then the next experience really made him completely hairy.
He sees it!Bu Xiju seemed to be looking at his lover!Look affectionately at a palm-sized spider!Also touch gently!What is still muttering in his mouth.Then, he kissed...
kiss up...
kiss...
...Fuck, this guy is crazy!
From that day on, Su Ran kept away from Bu Xi's curse.After all, killing someone with a mental illness is not against the law!
One day after a long time, Zhou Su, a Shanghai friend from the dormitory next door, came to play in their dormitory.
As for this young man from Shanghai, he is really a representative of honesty and integrity. He is obviously very soft-hearted, but he always says some insincere words of hatred, and then he is annoyed and sulks secretly. It can be said that there is a lot of inner drama.
This day, as soon as he came in, he frowned, and Su Ran knew that he was sick again. As expected, he pinched his nose artificially and exclaimed: "What's the smell in your dormitory? It's killing me!" He Looking around their dormitory with disgust, he said bluntly, "This is a pig's nest!"
Su Ran knew his true nature a long time ago, so she said calmly, "Why don't you clean it up for us?"
Zhou Ju's eyes lit up, and he put on a disgusted face, obviously looking forward to it, and said stiffly, "You guys are so lazy... Where is the broom?"
"On the balcony."
So this Shanghai man excitedly took a broom to clean them up.
Xiong Xiong, who was sitting on the upper bunk and playing games, sighed: "It's so virtuous, you can get married."
And this virtuous Shanghai native quickly cleaned more than half of the dormitory with his swift and aloof appearance, and when he swept under Bu Xiju's bed, he had a hard time and muttered to himself, "What's under this bed?" Ah." The underside of Bu Xiju's bed was stuffed full, and there were some quaint bottles and jars.Zhou Ju dragged out a large black urn with great effort, and there was a faint rustling sound from inside, as if something was crawling.
So this curious Shanghai native opened up the sealed urn with great action.
"What? What's inside?" Su Ran was really curious, that's why he didn't stop his Shanghai friend.
Zhou Su looked back at Su Ran with a pale face, with tears streaming down his face, he couldn't even maintain his superficial coldness, his lips trembled, "Bug, so many bugs..."
Su Ran's expression turned ugly, "Are you sure... I'll take a look... No, I don't want to, Brother Xiong..." Before Su Ran could call Xiong Xiong back, his Shanghai buddy said, "Qian Money! Come here! Help!"
Qian Xin, a boy from Hunan, rushed into their dormitory in such a panic, "What's wrong?"
Zhou Ju jumped up and threw himself into Qian Xin's arms, pointing at the black urn without looking back, "Insects! It's full of them!"
Qian Xin was stunned for a moment, pushed away Zhou Bu of Liushen Wuzhu, walked a few steps and squatted down to look into the urn, and after a few seconds, he smiled clearly: "This is from Bu Xi's curse." He used a firm tone.
"How do you know?" Su Ran asked curiously.
"Because his surname is Bu Xi." Qian Xin said calmly, "Bu Xi is a traditional surname of the Miao people." He raised his chin towards the black urn, "It's obvious that this is refining Gu."
Su Ran's face turned pale, "Is it the Gu I thought?"
Qian Xin nodded affirmatively, "That's what you think."
Zhou Su also regained his composure this time, his proud look returned, he raised his chin and said arrogantly: "What kind of Gu worms are all feudal superstitions!"
Qian Xin smiled, "You can't say that. The craftsmanship passed down from our ancestors is still somewhat powerful."
Seeing that Zhou Ju still didn't believe it, Qian Xin felt melancholy and took out a cigarette and lit it, and painted a smoke ring in a vicissitudes of life: "Look, what does my house seem to do?"
Combining Qian Xin's usual behavior and his name, Zhou Ju replied confidently: "Business!"
With a cigarette in his mouth, Qian Xin said, "In a sense, it is true. My family's ancestral art of exorcising corpses has been passed down to me for the eighth generation."
Zhou Su stared at him incredulously, only to see his little friend from Hunan adding calmly: "By the way, I will also inflict strange poisons, but just do it, don't treat it."
Su Ran: ...Fuck, the development of things is getting more and more mysterious!
"What are you all doing stuck here?" Wang Jing, the Beijing buddy in the dormitory opposite, poked his head out from the door with a mouthful of Beijing movies, "I heard your voices from a long way away, what's the matter?"
With a cigarette in his mouth, Qian Xin said lazily: "Squad leader, you came just in time. Bu Xiju is refining Gu under the bed in the dormitory. What do you think about this?"
Wang Jing bent down and glanced under Bu Xi's bed, his expression suddenly became serious, "Where is Bu Xi's curse?"
Su Ran shook her head, "I don't know, I went out early in the morning."
"Call him." Wang Jing's family is either rich or noble, usually smiling and good-natured, no one dares to defy him when he becomes strong.
Xiong Xiong on the upper bunk shook his head, "He doesn't have a cell phone."
Wang Jing frowned, "It's really outrageous! The dormitory will be judged soon, and he stuffed so many things under the bed, will you still get a scholarship?"
Su Ran: ...Is this the point? ? ?
"When he comes back, tell him to get rid of these things as soon as possible!" Wang Jing explained to them before leaving.
Su Ran was almost stunned, "Is it because I have little experience or I just connected to the Internet? Is raising Gu so common now... No, no, Gu skills actually exist?"
Mu Hei, a roommate in Yunnan who has been quietly watching from the wall, raised his eyebrows disapprovingly, "I don't know anything else, but we do have a lot of people in Yunnan."
Qian Xin also nodded, "The same goes for us in Hunan."
Su Ran felt that his world view had been severely impacted!So, he has been living in such a fantasy world all this time?
"Qian Xin, what are you doing here? You're the only one missing on Black Friday!" Qian Xin's roommate from Gansu pushed the door impatiently and came in. "You've been dawdling for a long time and you're not getting better!"
Su Ran: ... By the way, why are there more and more people in our dormitory?
After listening to Qian Xin's brief summary of the previous situation, this buddy directly lifted the lid of the black urn, and Su Ran faced the impact directly without touching the defense.
Su Ran, died.
Zhou Su turned pale with shock: "Hey, hey, cheer up!"
The buddies from Gansu looked at Su Ran speechlessly, "It's just some bugs. Back then, when I was working as a bandit in the desert, I even ate scorpions! Ah, that's right," he looked at Mu Hei and asked curiously, " I remember that Yunnan seems to have some kind of Hundred Insect Feast?"
Mu Hei nodded, and then excitedly started discussing the taste of the Hundred Insect Feast with this buddy from Gansu.
Su Ran: Vomit!
"What delicious food are you eating behind my back..." A resentful voice came from behind Su Ran.
Su Ran almost jumped up, and saw the study committee member of his class, who was also the president of the school's food club, a cantonese who had escaped from the vulgar tastes, looked at them resentfully like a ghost behind him, holding a big bag of potatoes Pieces, still kept stuffing in his mouth.
He squeezed away the crowd as if no one was there, squatted down in front of the open black urn, stared intently at the bugs inside for a long time, smacked his lips, and said with a smirk: "It seems delicious." He picked up the black urn excitedly , narrowing his eyes happily, "Mine is mine. There are so many delicious things under the bed hehehe."
Crowd: ...
In the end, Bu Xiju had a fight with their school committee in order to get back his Gu worms.
...A gu master with a delicate body and a crisp skin confronts a thick-skinned and powerful berserker.
Su Ran felt that there was something wrong with Bu Xi's Curse.
... However, according to gossip, the Gu worms released by the Bu Xi Curse were all digested by the school committee, which is probably a rumor.
Anyway, later on, Su Ran never saw any jars under Bu Xi's curse bed.
In the four years of college, although Bu Xi's curse was still a godsend, but because there were too many students in the school who had personality, characteristics, and flaws than him, Bu Xi's curse quickly disappeared from everyone.Gradually, Su Ran had more annoying objects, so he didn't have the time to diss Bu Xi's curse, who was playing with bugs.
Oh, right.
In the year of graduation, their Guangdong school committee confessed to Bu Xizhu.
Reason being, he looks delicious.
Su Ran felt that this probably belonged to the Cantonese romance that he never understood.
【End of full text】
The author has something to say: Hahahaha The space is limited, so I can only invite people from a few provinces to come out for a walk. You can imagine Su Ran's colorful university life to your heart's content233333
Thank you for the mines from the boss of the science and technology museum, meme~
This time, it’s really over, thank you for your company all the way, see you in the next book, okay~
Pre-acquisition in the column for collection~(≧▽≦)/~
Danmei Xifan: "I Was Transferred to God's Major": The story of a demon king who read the wrong major and dawdled in the God's camp~
Fantasy: "It is said that he has a crush on me [entertainment circle]": After the princess rescued the hero, he became my husband. ←It is being serialized, please stamp.
The author is silently saving the manuscript~ try to meet you with new articles as soon as possible, wait for me~
There is something wrong with talking about it every day.
I still remember the first sleeping meeting in the dormitory, and everyone was very excited.The boss, Xiong Xiong, is a typical Northeast man who "before drinking, I belong to the Northeast, and after drinking, the Northeast belongs to me".He gulped down a few bottles of white wine, and the foam flew away.Who doesn't know that the Northeast College Entrance Examination is a hide-and-seek, and they are still bragging about battle royale!Forget it, but what about his glorious past of punching Siberian tigers and stomping on man-eating bears.Su Ran just thought about it.But Su Ran wouldn't be as knowledgeable as a drunk, would she?Coupled with the fact that the boss is forthright and righteous, Su Ran would echo a few words from time to time, which is also harmonious.
The second son, Mu Hei, is from Yunnan. While drinking beer, he regretted that there were no mushrooms for dinner, and then began to recall the years when he was poisoned by eating mushrooms and playing with villains (...) Su Ran felt that he made himself like this Death is a miracle.
Su Ran also started to brag about how powerful his Shaolin Kung Fu is, how real and sophisticated their Henan holographic online game "Shanghe Garden at Qingming Festival" is... Anyway, it's just bragging after drinking, everyone just wants to have fun, and also No one is serious.
"Fourth brother, why don't you talk?" Xiong Xiong said carelessly, "Is there anything interesting in Guizhou?" The fourth brother Bu Xi is a stylish Miao guy with tattoos on his body. Because of his ugly voice (?) He is taciturn, so Xiong Xiong kindly strikes up a conversation.
Who knows—"You all be quiet." Bu Xiju turned over heavily on the bed, "I'm disturbing my babies."
Xiong Xiong didn't care about Bu Xiyan's cold attitude, but asked curiously: "Baby? Do you still have pets?"
But no matter what Xiong Xiong asked, Bu Xicur pretended to be asleep as if he didn't hear it.The symposium, which was originally lively, broke up unhappily.
...So Su Ran still doesn't know what those "babies" are.
At that time, Su Ran also had some opinions on Bu Xi's mantra, but he was not a narrow-minded person, so he quickly forgot about this episode.
Then, one day later, Su Ran accidentally discovered that Bu Xiju was holding a jar and talking to himself!Soon, Su Ran discovered the first time, the second time, the third time...
There were all kinds of bottles and cans under Bu Xizhu's bed, and he was very precious. Xiong Xiong raised his mouth curiously that day, but he was covered in white sweat when he saw Bu Xizhu's cold eyes.Since then, everyone has avoided this problem with a tacit understanding.
If that's the only way, Su Ran can still convince herself that everyone has quirks to be tolerated.
Then the next experience really made him completely hairy.
He sees it!Bu Xiju seemed to be looking at his lover!Look affectionately at a palm-sized spider!Also touch gently!What is still muttering in his mouth.Then, he kissed...
kiss up...
kiss...
...Fuck, this guy is crazy!
From that day on, Su Ran kept away from Bu Xi's curse.After all, killing someone with a mental illness is not against the law!
One day after a long time, Zhou Su, a Shanghai friend from the dormitory next door, came to play in their dormitory.
As for this young man from Shanghai, he is really a representative of honesty and integrity. He is obviously very soft-hearted, but he always says some insincere words of hatred, and then he is annoyed and sulks secretly. It can be said that there is a lot of inner drama.
This day, as soon as he came in, he frowned, and Su Ran knew that he was sick again. As expected, he pinched his nose artificially and exclaimed: "What's the smell in your dormitory? It's killing me!" He Looking around their dormitory with disgust, he said bluntly, "This is a pig's nest!"
Su Ran knew his true nature a long time ago, so she said calmly, "Why don't you clean it up for us?"
Zhou Ju's eyes lit up, and he put on a disgusted face, obviously looking forward to it, and said stiffly, "You guys are so lazy... Where is the broom?"
"On the balcony."
So this Shanghai man excitedly took a broom to clean them up.
Xiong Xiong, who was sitting on the upper bunk and playing games, sighed: "It's so virtuous, you can get married."
And this virtuous Shanghai native quickly cleaned more than half of the dormitory with his swift and aloof appearance, and when he swept under Bu Xiju's bed, he had a hard time and muttered to himself, "What's under this bed?" Ah." The underside of Bu Xiju's bed was stuffed full, and there were some quaint bottles and jars.Zhou Ju dragged out a large black urn with great effort, and there was a faint rustling sound from inside, as if something was crawling.
So this curious Shanghai native opened up the sealed urn with great action.
"What? What's inside?" Su Ran was really curious, that's why he didn't stop his Shanghai friend.
Zhou Su looked back at Su Ran with a pale face, with tears streaming down his face, he couldn't even maintain his superficial coldness, his lips trembled, "Bug, so many bugs..."
Su Ran's expression turned ugly, "Are you sure... I'll take a look... No, I don't want to, Brother Xiong..." Before Su Ran could call Xiong Xiong back, his Shanghai buddy said, "Qian Money! Come here! Help!"
Qian Xin, a boy from Hunan, rushed into their dormitory in such a panic, "What's wrong?"
Zhou Ju jumped up and threw himself into Qian Xin's arms, pointing at the black urn without looking back, "Insects! It's full of them!"
Qian Xin was stunned for a moment, pushed away Zhou Bu of Liushen Wuzhu, walked a few steps and squatted down to look into the urn, and after a few seconds, he smiled clearly: "This is from Bu Xi's curse." He used a firm tone.
"How do you know?" Su Ran asked curiously.
"Because his surname is Bu Xi." Qian Xin said calmly, "Bu Xi is a traditional surname of the Miao people." He raised his chin towards the black urn, "It's obvious that this is refining Gu."
Su Ran's face turned pale, "Is it the Gu I thought?"
Qian Xin nodded affirmatively, "That's what you think."
Zhou Su also regained his composure this time, his proud look returned, he raised his chin and said arrogantly: "What kind of Gu worms are all feudal superstitions!"
Qian Xin smiled, "You can't say that. The craftsmanship passed down from our ancestors is still somewhat powerful."
Seeing that Zhou Ju still didn't believe it, Qian Xin felt melancholy and took out a cigarette and lit it, and painted a smoke ring in a vicissitudes of life: "Look, what does my house seem to do?"
Combining Qian Xin's usual behavior and his name, Zhou Ju replied confidently: "Business!"
With a cigarette in his mouth, Qian Xin said, "In a sense, it is true. My family's ancestral art of exorcising corpses has been passed down to me for the eighth generation."
Zhou Su stared at him incredulously, only to see his little friend from Hunan adding calmly: "By the way, I will also inflict strange poisons, but just do it, don't treat it."
Su Ran: ...Fuck, the development of things is getting more and more mysterious!
"What are you all doing stuck here?" Wang Jing, the Beijing buddy in the dormitory opposite, poked his head out from the door with a mouthful of Beijing movies, "I heard your voices from a long way away, what's the matter?"
With a cigarette in his mouth, Qian Xin said lazily: "Squad leader, you came just in time. Bu Xiju is refining Gu under the bed in the dormitory. What do you think about this?"
Wang Jing bent down and glanced under Bu Xi's bed, his expression suddenly became serious, "Where is Bu Xi's curse?"
Su Ran shook her head, "I don't know, I went out early in the morning."
"Call him." Wang Jing's family is either rich or noble, usually smiling and good-natured, no one dares to defy him when he becomes strong.
Xiong Xiong on the upper bunk shook his head, "He doesn't have a cell phone."
Wang Jing frowned, "It's really outrageous! The dormitory will be judged soon, and he stuffed so many things under the bed, will you still get a scholarship?"
Su Ran: ...Is this the point? ? ?
"When he comes back, tell him to get rid of these things as soon as possible!" Wang Jing explained to them before leaving.
Su Ran was almost stunned, "Is it because I have little experience or I just connected to the Internet? Is raising Gu so common now... No, no, Gu skills actually exist?"
Mu Hei, a roommate in Yunnan who has been quietly watching from the wall, raised his eyebrows disapprovingly, "I don't know anything else, but we do have a lot of people in Yunnan."
Qian Xin also nodded, "The same goes for us in Hunan."
Su Ran felt that his world view had been severely impacted!So, he has been living in such a fantasy world all this time?
"Qian Xin, what are you doing here? You're the only one missing on Black Friday!" Qian Xin's roommate from Gansu pushed the door impatiently and came in. "You've been dawdling for a long time and you're not getting better!"
Su Ran: ... By the way, why are there more and more people in our dormitory?
After listening to Qian Xin's brief summary of the previous situation, this buddy directly lifted the lid of the black urn, and Su Ran faced the impact directly without touching the defense.
Su Ran, died.
Zhou Su turned pale with shock: "Hey, hey, cheer up!"
The buddies from Gansu looked at Su Ran speechlessly, "It's just some bugs. Back then, when I was working as a bandit in the desert, I even ate scorpions! Ah, that's right," he looked at Mu Hei and asked curiously, " I remember that Yunnan seems to have some kind of Hundred Insect Feast?"
Mu Hei nodded, and then excitedly started discussing the taste of the Hundred Insect Feast with this buddy from Gansu.
Su Ran: Vomit!
"What delicious food are you eating behind my back..." A resentful voice came from behind Su Ran.
Su Ran almost jumped up, and saw the study committee member of his class, who was also the president of the school's food club, a cantonese who had escaped from the vulgar tastes, looked at them resentfully like a ghost behind him, holding a big bag of potatoes Pieces, still kept stuffing in his mouth.
He squeezed away the crowd as if no one was there, squatted down in front of the open black urn, stared intently at the bugs inside for a long time, smacked his lips, and said with a smirk: "It seems delicious." He picked up the black urn excitedly , narrowing his eyes happily, "Mine is mine. There are so many delicious things under the bed hehehe."
Crowd: ...
In the end, Bu Xiju had a fight with their school committee in order to get back his Gu worms.
...A gu master with a delicate body and a crisp skin confronts a thick-skinned and powerful berserker.
Su Ran felt that there was something wrong with Bu Xi's Curse.
... However, according to gossip, the Gu worms released by the Bu Xi Curse were all digested by the school committee, which is probably a rumor.
Anyway, later on, Su Ran never saw any jars under Bu Xi's curse bed.
In the four years of college, although Bu Xi's curse was still a godsend, but because there were too many students in the school who had personality, characteristics, and flaws than him, Bu Xi's curse quickly disappeared from everyone.Gradually, Su Ran had more annoying objects, so he didn't have the time to diss Bu Xi's curse, who was playing with bugs.
Oh, right.
In the year of graduation, their Guangdong school committee confessed to Bu Xizhu.
Reason being, he looks delicious.
Su Ran felt that this probably belonged to the Cantonese romance that he never understood.
【End of full text】
The author has something to say: Hahahaha The space is limited, so I can only invite people from a few provinces to come out for a walk. You can imagine Su Ran's colorful university life to your heart's content233333
Thank you for the mines from the boss of the science and technology museum, meme~
This time, it’s really over, thank you for your company all the way, see you in the next book, okay~
Pre-acquisition in the column for collection~(≧▽≦)/~
Danmei Xifan: "I Was Transferred to God's Major": The story of a demon king who read the wrong major and dawdled in the God's camp~
Fantasy: "It is said that he has a crush on me [entertainment circle]": After the princess rescued the hero, he became my husband. ←It is being serialized, please stamp.
The author is silently saving the manuscript~ try to meet you with new articles as soon as possible, wait for me~
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