fast travel infinite college entrance examination

Su Ran, who was leisurely sitting on the bed and playing with her mobile phone, let out a "poof" laugh.

His laughter grew louder and finally alarmed the roommates.

The boss who recited the words silently pushed his eyes, "What are you looking at? So funny?"

"You, have you read the notice from the counselor in the class?" Su Ran held her stomach and barely stopped her laughter.

"In the class?" The second child was watching a video on the computer. Hearing this, he picked up his mobile phone and clicked a few times. After a few seconds, he put down the mobile phone without any surprise: "Oh, it's the counselor who doesn't let us leave school during the college entrance examination." .”

The third child was fiercely pressing the keyboard to fight team battles, and joined the conversation with one mind and two minds: "Didn't we also have this notice when we were freshmen? Probably to prevent the college entrance examination from taking the exam?"

Su Ran had already held back her smile, but she laughed again when she heard the third child's explanation: "So what misunderstanding did the school have about us college students, thinking that we can take the college entrance examination as substitutes? Reasonable, with my current level of knowledge, Any junior high school student can hang and beat me."

If it was his freshman year, Su Ran might still have some high school knowledge left in his mind.But Su Ran is about to be a junior now, he can proudly pat his chest and promise that he has nothing now!No!meeting!

The other three were shamefully silent.The third child silently stopped typing on the keyboard, and covered his heart: "It's piercing my heart, old iron."

Su Ran added: "The English CET-[-] and CET-[-] exams are coming soon. I would say that the school should be optimistic about those high school masters who have just liberated themselves, and beware of them taking the exam for us college salted fish."

The second child's eyes lit up: "My cousin who is a top student will take the college entrance examination this year, we look a bit alike..."

"Hey, hey, do you still want to lose face?" Su Ran raised her forehead, "It's really embarrassing for us college students... By the way, you still have to take the college entrance examination, do you look like my cousin?"

The eldest, the second and the third: ...

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Su Ran has always been a cultivator who stays up all night, and a glorious fighter who doesn't feel comfortable sleeping before two o'clock.It was the same day, when I put down my phone and went to sleep, it was already two o'clock.

The battery of his mobile phone was only 40%, he didn't bother to get out of bed to charge it, and thought in a daze that he would use the power bank for class tomorrow.

I don't know how long he slept, but he was woken up by someone.

"Classmates, wake up, the exam is about to start!"

It was a strange male voice, he opened his eyes in a daze, and looked blankly at the strange middle-aged man standing beside him, his mind still couldn't turn around after just waking up.

Seeing the boy's bleary-eyed appearance, the invigilator didn't say much, passed him, and went straight to patrol the examination room.

Su Ran's mind was in chaos, and he looked around subconsciously. There were some young boys and girls who were still childish, writing with serious faces.On the blackboard directly in front of it was written: Chinese: 9:00-11:30, with the words "Integrity Examination, No Fraud" attached.

He understood a little bit, could it be that he was dreaming about taking an exam?He looked down, and sure enough, there was a white test paper on his seat.

He took a closer look, and saw a line of bright characters at the beginning of the paper that made him tremble, and he was completely relieved: 2017 National Unified Examination Paper for Ordinary Colleges and Universities.

Calm down, calm down!Su Ran took a deep breath, this must be a dream.He is a candidate in the 15th class, and it has been two years since he finished the college entrance examination, but he still occasionally has nightmares about the college entrance examination.This time, it was probably mentioned in the gossip with the dormitory people before going to bed, so I dreamed again that night.

He pinched his thigh hard, and couldn't help but "hiss", it hurts so much!Exams are still taking place around, the invigilator is still patrolling, and the test papers in front of him have not disappeared...

My day my day my day my day! !I'm so fucked up! !

Could it be that I didn't pinch hard enough?This can't be done!He didn't believe in evil, and twisted his arm severely, "Ah!" He bared his teeth and couldn't help crying out.

With tears in my eyes, I desperately rubbed the place I just twisted, it hurts so much QAQ

"Student, what's wrong?" His movement finally alarmed the inspecting invigilator.The same uncle who woke him up came to him and asked him with a serious face.

Looking at the serious and upright dark face of that uncle, Su Ran felt that she wanted to cry even more.He suppressed his tears and replied firmly: "It's okay, I'm just sleepy and pinch myself to refresh myself."

The uncle understood, with a look of emotion on his face, he thought this kid was a big-hearted person, but he didn't expect him to be more anxious than anyone else.It's just that people are too sincere, and they pinch themselves so hard.He didn't say much, because he was afraid of causing psychological pressure on the child, so he nodded and left.

Su Ran stared blankly at the back of the uncle leaving, and suddenly remembered a joke on the Internet: "How I wish I would wake up suddenly one day and find that I fell asleep in a class in the third year of high school. Dream, the table is full of your saliva.You tell your deskmate that you had a long, long dream.The deskmate called you an idiot and told you to listen carefully.You look out the window at the stadium, everything is so familiar, everything is still full of hope. '

I hope Su Ran doesn't come out now, he is full of despair now.

People travel through rebirth, returning to their mother's womb/elementary school/junior high school/high school, and want to start over and study hard to make up for their regrets. Fortunately, he can directly travel to the college entrance examination room in one step!He is a sophomore, who still remembers mathematical formulas, English grammar, historical events, geographical climate, political definitions!At his current level, he can only understand the composition of the college entrance examination!No, he couldn't even understand the composition of the college entrance examination papers in some provinces!

And back then he had a good time after the exam, thinking of having fun in time, even the answers were wrong, and he didn't know how well he wrote.Fortunately, he barely passed the second line in the end, so he didn't choose to repeat it.

Thinking of himself who knew Shale two years ago, he wanted to slap himself hard!Should!If he got the answer right back then, not to mention he could remember it, at least he has a vague impression of it now!Don't be as flustered as you are now!

[Hello, cute, I am your college entrance examination system~ This is your first college entrance examination, so this time the Shandong paper has been specially lowered in difficulty, please answer the questions carefully and be kind]

The voice rang directly in his mind. Su Ran was so startled that he almost cried out. He quickly covered his mouth.

After all, it was the examination room for the college entrance examination, so he didn't dare to speak out, so he could only try to ask in his mind: 'Are you my system?You brought me here? '

[Yes, cutie, please answer the questions well, come on! 】

A lazy, hoarse and charming male voice sounded from his mind, the voice was like a small hook that gently scratched the bottom of his heart, making it numb.

Su Ran was eager to find out the situation, so she was only a little stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly asked in her heart: "What's going on here?"Why is there a college entrance examination system that binds me?What does the first college entrance examination mean? '

[Little cutie, don’t worry, I’ll tell you everything after the exam~ Now please concentrate on the exam~]

So no matter how Su Ran yelled in his heart, the system stopped making a sound.

Su Ran had no choice but to concentrate on the exam as the college entrance examination system said.Listening to what the system just said, this is a relatively easy Shandong roll, so it shouldn't be too difficult!

With this kind of luck, he finally focused on the paper and read the questions carefully for the first time.

His eyes rolled around, looking at ten lines at a glance, and he read the test paper several times over and over again.The paper is not big, unlike his Chinese papers of more than ten pages back then, there are only two papers.But his frown became tighter and tighter, and he called the system frantically again in his heart, but the system still ignored him.

He rubbed his hair irritably, and stared at the paper bitterly, what and what is this!

Is this what the system said was a non-difficult paper?He has lived for 20 years, and he has also studied hard in Han Chuang for more than ten years. He has gone through a lot of tests, but he has never seen such a weird test paper!

There is only one question in the whole paper, it is a composition question, that's all, the key is that even the composition is not a serious composition!

"Which excavator technology is strong? Shandong, China is looking for Lanxiang! Excavators are good partners and assistants for every Shandong person! Excavators have taught every Shandong person various truths, and excavator maintenance is even more important. We Shandong people are good at it. So please write an essay on the topic of 'Zen and Excavator Maintenance Art'. It is required to choose a good angle, determine the concept, clarify the style, and draw up the title by yourself; do not repeat, and do not plagiarize; Character."

Su Ran: What is the misunderstanding of Shandong people in this set of papers?It’s the first time I’ve heard that Shandong people have such a deep affection for excavators when I’m so old!

Also, this is the most important point... He is from Henan!Although Shaolin Kung Fu in Henan is the best in the world!He has also heard about practicing Zen and enlightening Zen, but what the hell is Zen!Why should something so unclear be mixed with excavator maintenance?

So, here comes the problem.How much advertising fee did Lan Xiang give to the college entrance examination proposition group?

Following the Western legend that Lanxiang is a secret hacker organization in my country and hacked Google, Big Lanxiang has gained a great reputation in the high school education field in our country!

...In short, in short, Su Ran has so much to say about this composition, and he doesn't know where to start.

Looking at the students around him who were contemplating their pens as if they were divinely assisted, he wondered sadly, is he crazy, or is the whole world crazy?

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Diary of Chu Mengci:

Not sure how long this one will last, don't bore me too much.