Every crossing is weak

Chapter 49 "The Handsome Little Black Cat"

Luo Zhou didn't know what the author who wrote here was thinking, but it was obvious that he was too lazy to be fooled, or maybe the author who wrote here already found it boring. After all, so far, all the settings are It has been completed, and all the author can do is to continue to promote the plot, but the things written by the previous authors are completely messed up. Long San made a push, however, after all, the roots are rotten, so he may have discovered this problem while writing, so he simply broke the pot and used the previous author's stuff, and came with a scissors and a burden hammer.

In fact, you can understand this matter if you think about it casually, otherwise, there has never been a joint article that has become a masterpiece, because everyone has their own ideas, and when several people want to complete a book together, everyone can't help it. Substitute your own thoughts into it, but the most important thing in a novel is actually a kind of coherence. For example, the character of the protagonist can change a lot, but there must be cause and effect. Otherwise, if there is a sudden change in character, then only It can be said that the author has written this character to pieces.

In this novel, I don’t know how many times Long San collapsed, and Xiao Hei also collapsed several times. Luo Zhou knew that when he said the sentence just now, the characters were actually collapsed, but in this novel, it seems that the characters It’s really impossible to fix the character, because there is only one character in one author’s writing. After writing by more than ten authors, everyone’s character is full of contradictions. Therefore, no matter how the three of them change or talk, it may not be counted. OOC.

With a helpless sigh, Luo Zhou reckoned that this world might be about to be completed, because he could clearly feel the perfunctory plot, as if a young child was preparing to build a castle, but the building blocks were crooked, and he felt that the castle It looked like a small mound at all, and he was already discouraged. He was hungry at this time, and he just heard his mother calling "It's time to eat", so the young boy was going to fool around and put the last one or two blocks at will. As soon as he threw it, he was ready to wash his hands and eat. As for the castle he wanted to make at the beginning, when he looked back at the castle, the young boy turned and left, knowing very well that he couldn't finish it anyway, and he couldn't do it if he got entangled. boring.

Luo Zhou felt that his current plot was about the same as when the young child was about to eat, and the subsequent development would probably be very strange, because he guessed that the next one or two authors might not be interested in continuing to write this novel, so they have a lot of interest. Maybe I will give an ending in a hurry, and it will be over after completing the continuation task. Anyway, this article can't be worse, so they don't take any responsibility for the unfinished ending.

Feeling this way, Luo Zhou felt a little anxious for no reason, because he hadn't had any further communication with the other traveler, and he really wanted to have a few more words with him, at least knowing his name.

Long San and Hei Mao turned to Luo Zhou at the same time, and Long San asked Luo Zhou timidly: "Then what do you think we should do, we both like you."

Luo Zhou looked up at Long San tiredly, and said: "Long San, you and I really have no fate, you go back, no matter how many times you come, we can never be together, you saved me, I am very grateful, If you need help one day, go up the mountain of swords and go down into the sea of ​​fire, I will help you, but if you want my feelings, I am sorry, Heihei and I have been together very early, we will not betray each other, so Long San, Your entanglement is meaningless, go back."

Long San's eyes were a little red, he stared at Luo Zhou for a long time and couldn't speak, Luo Zhou couldn't help but let him look at him with red eyes.

When it comes to relationships, Luo Zhou is basically a layman, but even such a layman knows that if he is not sure that he can give the other party a future, then it is best for the other party to have even a little expectation, this is the respect for each other.

Hei Hei looked back at Luo Zhou, and said softly, "You are great."

Luo Zhou ignored him, because he found that the most important role of the black cat in this novel can be described in three words, that is, "shit stirrer". Although he didn't do anything bad, he was indeed very kind to Luo Zhou. , but when it comes to dealing with Dragon Three, the protagonist is obviously a shit-stirring stick, and he even asks for a "scissors and burden hammer". This guy is simply hopeless.

Helplessly sighing again, Luo Zhou thought to himself: Forget it, he probably will leave this world soon.

Sure enough, after Luo Zhou had finished thinking this way, the voice of the system sounded: "The main god is back, if you want to leave this world, you can do so at any time."

Luo Zhou asked Titong in his mind: "Then, what is the degree of completion of my plot so far?"

System 520: "Let me take a look, oh, 39%."

Luo Zhou paused for a moment, he clearly felt the author's perfunctory, how could the plot completion rate be only 39%, which means that he still has 61% of the plot unfinished?

But thinking about it the other way around, the system and the main god are not simple characters, and their calculations in terms of plot completion have always been weird, so Luo Zhou became more and more calm when he thought of this. The black cat was stunned for a moment, as if it didn't know him.

"Then do you know what my next mission is?"

System 520 was silent for about 3 minutes before answering: "Sorry, I don't know. I just asked the main god, and the main god said that it can be found, but it has to wait, so why don't you walk around first?"

Luo Zhou: ...

The system and the main god are more unreliable than the other, this kind of time travel is really annoying.

When Luo Zhou was bored, Long San, who hadn't left yet, suddenly turned into Jackie Chan, floated up to Luo Zhou, and rubbed his big head on the back of Luo Zhou's hand slightly, as if to comfort and call.

Luo Zhou stretched out his hand and rubbed it lightly, without fussing about anything, just when the two of them calmed down a little, Luo Zhou suddenly noticed that the sky seemed to have changed color, and in their vigilance, suddenly a huge god The turtle landed in front of them.

The tortoise is huge in size, about ten meters from front to back, and he is more than ten meters long from front to back. His face is full of wrinkles, and he looks a little scary. When he opens his mouth, Luo Zhou can even smell a strong bloody smell from his mouth .

Staring at this huge mythical beast, Luo Zhou had only one thought in his mind for 3 minutes: The author has changed again!

Sure enough, now this guy is sitting down and making the move.

Then Luo Zhou heard the tortoise uttering words, the voice was like a bell, as if carrying a destructive pressure, Luo Zhou and the others all shut up.

"Who is running wild on Lao Tzu's territory?"

After the tortoise finished speaking, there was only a scream, and Long San's dragon body turned into a wisp of white smoke, disappeared in place, and slipped away.

Luo Zhou finally came to his senses, the appearance of the tortoise of feelings should be another author, and finally there is an author whose true love is not Long San, so this author just let Long San go where he should go, and the rest Xialuozhou and Heihei deal with this unkind tortoise.

Luo Zhou and Hei Hei naturally didn't care much about Long San's disappearance. They looked at each other, then looked up at the turtle at the same time. Hei Hei bowed respectfully, and said, "May I ask what advice you have, Senior?"

The tortoise finally gave up his big and obstructive body and became a human being.

The tortoise turned into a human form, dressed in a blue Taoist robe, with gray hair and beard, but no wrinkles on his face. He opened his mouth, and his voice was still like Hong Zhong, and it went straight into people's minds: "I am the tortoise of ten thousand years. , surname is God and name is Turtle, you can call me Master God Turtle, I have lived in this land for thousands of years, I never thought that this peace would be broken by you, hmph, are you looking for death?"

Hei Hei stepped forward a little, just blocking Luo Zhou behind him. His voice had always been low, but now when he spoke, his voice rose a notch, "Senior, come to Hei Hei again, the person behind me It's Baibai, we are all members of this city, I don't know why you said we broke your peace, but Baibai and I have a clear conscience, we are not hurting God, please speak clearly, Lord Turtle, even if you die It also makes us understand when we die.”

Luo Zhou had long been in no mood to complain about the so-called "God and Name Turtle" of the tortoise. At this moment, he was surprised to find that the black cat was so handsome that people couldn't put his legs together when he was not using it as a shit stick. His neither humble nor overbearing tone , as if he didn't pay attention to the old man in front of him at all, and as he said, even if he died, Luo Zhou hoped that he would die clearly.

Luo Zhou really didn't want to complain at this time. He accepted the sudden appearance of the tortoise, the sudden appearance of the old man, and the Long San Liuhao. In fact, since he knew that this article was a joint article, he had been He had already thought about it, so even if there was a sudden meteorite rain at this time, and then everyone went back to the west together, he would take it for granted.

The white-haired old man named Shengui stroked his gray beard and said maliciously: "Hehe, both of you are actually cultivators and cat demons. Since you are demons, then return to me." I don't care, the two of you have the blood of a dozen cats on your hands, don't you feel guilty?"

Hearing this, Luo Zhou was very happy. The author wanted to end the article, so he searched for a long time from the previous article, and finally found something that he and Hei Hei did not do well, and then started to work on it article?

Luo Zhou sneered and said, "If I don't kill them, I will be the one who dies. Even human beings still have a self-defense situation. How could it be a crime to come to our place? Lord Turtle, as a member of this region The master of the world, surely he will not just ask me and Heihei's sins without asking about the indiscriminate and indiscriminate reasons, right?"

The tortoise was embarrassed, and he quickly said in a disguised manner: "How could I not ask the reason, but you said those cats wanted to kill you, what evidence do you have?"

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