Every crossing is weak

"Can you show some respect, Big Brother Orange Cat is our elder."

Luo Zhou looked at the talking cat, and replied: "Isn't respect mutual? Which of your cats respects me? So if you want to get my respect, you'd better kneel down and apologize to me first." Not to mention anything else, you came to my door without saying a word, and that is enough for me to beat you three hundred times. In human beings, this is called trespassing, and if the circumstances are serious, you will have to spend a few years in prison. "

"What nonsense are you talking about? We are not human."

Luo Zhou smiled and said, "It's a good thing that none of you are human."

"Bai Bai, are you courting death?"

"Why, do you want to surpass Big Brother Orange Cat and challenge me one-on-one first?"

The talking cat was furious, and just about to agree, it was dismissed by the orange cat coughing, and then the orange cat coldly said to the group of cats behind: "Look carefully, don't interfere, I will beat it up Down."

A dozen or so cats started shouting "Brother Orange, Brother Orange" as if they were mentally retarded, while Luo Zhou walked slowly into the battle circle and walked up to the orange cat.

Compared with the orange cat, Luo Zhou's body can be said to be thinner and smaller. From the appearance, Luo Zhou is completely weak. The orange cat seems to be able to slap Luo Zhou on the ground with one paw, but when the two cats really They started fighting, but within a few seconds, all the cats hadn't figured out the situation, and the fat orange cat was lying on the ground, unable to move.

The air became quiet in an instant, and all the cats stopped talking. Their shocked eyes were wide open, and they couldn't believe it.

Luo Zhou walked slowly around the orange cat that had been beaten to the ground, then turned around suddenly, looked sharply at the dozen or so wild cats, and said coldly, "You lost."

Only then did the ten or so cats suddenly realize that they woke up, but when they woke up, they went to look at the orange cat on the ground. They were confused again. Just now, what method did Luo Zhou use to make the orange cat, which was nearly twice as big as his body? The cat hit the ground?

They looked at me and at you. None of the cats saw the scene clearly. They only remembered the orange cat snarled and then rushed to Luo Zhou. They didn't see what Luo Zhou did.

A smaller cat whispered, "He, does he have some kind of magic?"

This sound seemed to remind all the cats present. The civet cat stepped forward, checked the unconscious orange cat, and said, "Baibai, what kind of magic did you use to make the big orange cat faint like this?"

Luo Zhou replied: "It wasn't a sorcery, so I tripped him quickly, bumped his head back while he was not standing still, and then gave him a backhand on the neck before he fell down, then jumped up and gave him Hit the temple, and then he got down on the ground, why, you didn't keep up with the speed of my shot?"

The civet cat's face turned white and blue in an instant, because he really didn't keep up with Luo Zhou's speed. It was because of this that he was even more depressed, because if one day he also fought with Bai Bai, then he would definitely lose.

"How... how is it possible, I have seen it all." Cracks appeared in the polite cold expression, and he tried hard to cover up, but it made people feel more guilty.

"In that case, Brother Civet Cat, how many times do you think I hit Brother Orange Cat on the temple?"

Orange Cat was taken aback, Luo Zhou actually hit Brother Orange Cat several times in such a short period of time?How fast is this?

"Three, three or four, maybe five or six." The civet cat wanted to make up for it, but Luo Zhou's words made the civet cat lose face.

Luo Zhou smiled slightly and said, "I just hit him once, just to borrow strength."

The civet cat was silent, and Luo Zhou continued: "I didn't expect him to be so involuntary and fell down in one fell swoop. It's really not enough to sharpen my claws."

All the cats onlookers were silent, Luo Zhou turned around and squatted down, like a god, his eyes were a bit disdainful and pitiful, he looked at the dozen or so cats, and said: "Now I have won, remember to honor your promises, and if you win in the future Don't bother me casually. Goodbye."

After Luo Zhou finished speaking, he turned his head and was about to go back to the cave where he and the black cat lived, but he just took a step when he heard the civet cat say hurriedly: "Brothers, we must not just let him go like this, orange cat The eldest brother has already passed out, Hei Hei still wants to hang out with him, how can we just admit defeat like this, everyone will go up together and kill him, don't worry, Hei Hei will not blame us, we will definitely be fine if we go up together. "

"Okay!" "Okay!" "Go!"

……

Luo Zhou narrowed his eyes slightly, and prepared to have a tough fight with them, fighting with more than a dozen cats. Luo Zhou estimated that he would not take advantage of it, but he would never let himself suffer, bewitching the fighting civet cats, and that cat Cow cat, he will definitely make these two cats suffer.

When a dozen or so cats rushed up, Luo Zhou turned around suddenly, and then he was stunned. The dozen or so cats spit out blood one by one, and all kicked their legs and died.

Passing over a dozen cats, Luo Zhou looked at the black cat approaching from a distance, and shouted frantically in his heart: Brother, you are so handsome.

The black cat approached Luo Zhou little by little, with deep eyes. After approaching, the black cat whispered to Luo Zhou: "The food is under that banyan tree."

Luo Zhou stared at the black cat and asked, "Are you back?"

"Well, I won't leave you in the future." After saying that, the black cat turned around, raised its hand, and the fire spewed out from the palm of its hand, burning more than ten cats to death.

A few minutes later, the fire was extinguished, and a dozen wild cats were reduced to ashes. The wind blew and the ashes were blown away. The black cat narrowed its eyes slightly, and said in a cold voice: "I said before, if you dare to hurt him, one of them is a , there are ten of them, and I will not keep one."

Luo Zhou listened to the words of the black cat, and appraised in his heart: Oh, another secondary illness.

Luo Zhou didn't take the death of these ten cats to heart. After all, they really wanted to kill Luo Zhou. If they didn't want to kill, Luo Zhou probably wouldn't have killed them completely. , It's a pity that they don't know good and bad, and they insist on courting death, so it's only natural for the black cat to give them a good time.

Luo Zhou thought in his heart, if someone dared to kill his lover, he would probably be as ruthless as the black cat. Speaking of which, Luo Zhou looked up at the black cat, he and the black cat were really the same.

Luo Zhou clearly remembered that he was only nine years old at that time, but he had played Sanda since elementary school, so he could be regarded as a three-legged cat. Once he went out to eat with his parents, both of them were wearing glasses, and because his mother was not careful, The glasses were broken, and she couldn't see clearly because of her high myopia, so her father took care of her mother all the time and fed her.

My mother was actually very embarrassed, and stared at my father several times, but my father joked: "You stare in the wrong direction."

Mother couldn't help it, so she just closed her eyes and let her father take care of her.

Nine-year-old Luo Zhou felt that this pair of parents really didn't care, and it was enough to spread dog food anytime and anywhere, but Luo Zhou complained to himself, these two were his real parents, when he heard two people at the next table The man began to laugh at his mother for being blind and his father for being blind, because when he married a blind man, Luo Zhou became angry.

However, when Luo Zhou's father saw Luo Zhou was angry, he gave him a sharp look and told him to be more honest. As a result, the two men next to him became more energetic, and laughed and said that Luo Zhou's father was a coward. Dare not fight back.

This time, Luo Zhou was really angry. Regardless of his father's objection, he kicked a man's stool away, and the man sat down on the ground. Before he got up, Luo Zhou went on The kick hit his chin, and the man immediately lost two of his front teeth, and his mouth was covered in blood.

A nine-year-old child said that his strength is not strong, it depends on whether he has learned to fight or not, and also depends on how angry he is.

The man was lying on the ground in pain and couldn't get up. The other man came to his senses and threw the wine bottle at Luo Zhou's head. The man didn't expect that the nine-year-old child would suddenly turn 180 degrees When he turned around, his right foot kicked his wrist accurately, and the man screamed in pain instantly.

At this time, all the diners looked over, Luo Zhou wanted to beat him, but his father sternly stopped him, and then his father insisted on taking the two of them to the hospital, paid them, and made an appointment for dental fillings before leaving.

That night, when his father came back, Luo Zhou was severely beaten. The reason was: "It's okay to fight, but you can't fight first, otherwise it will be a crime."

In fact, his father was still unwilling to play hard after all, Luo Zhou could feel it, but Luo Zhou felt that if he did it all over again, he might beat those two bastards again.

Speaking of it, all martial arts practitioners have a complex, that is, the heroic complex. Basically, the more martial arts practitioners, the less likely they are to strike first, because the first thing all martial arts practitioners learn is: "Martial arts are used to protect others and self-protection, definitely not for harm."

"What's the matter, aren't you hungry?" The black cat's slightly deep voice sounded.

Luo Zhou came back to his senses, "Oh, no, I'm hungry, let's eat together."

This time, Luo Zhou discovered that what the black cat brought back was human pastrami. Although it was a bit salty, it was cooked meat after all.Luo Zhou looked at the black cat, looked at it, Luo Zhou suddenly asked: "Do you like red or green?"

The black cat was stunned: "Huh? Red? Green?"

At this moment, Long San came back again, this time with a noble and glamorous expression, he said: "Huh, meow, you have successfully attracted my attention, I want to come and take you back, you said , Do you agree or not? If you agree, everything is easy to talk about. If you don’t agree, hehe, I will kill cats all over the world."

Luo Zhou: ...

Cats all over the world really want to say, they bought a watch last year!

Shaking his head, Luo Zhou thought, well, I see, this is another author.