Every crossing is weak
Chapter 40 "The Handsome Little Black Cat"
Long San cried with snot and tears, and his voice was trembling, "Meow, come home with me, okay? I'm so lonely, my father said that I must go home tomorrow, but I I don't want to go back at all, woo woo woo... I fell in love with you at first sight."
Luo Zhou was speechless, he turned his head silently, and said: "Meow meow~" Sorry, the protagonist is not you, I must be with the protagonist.
Anyway, Long San couldn't understand cat language, so Luo Zhou spoke without any pressure.
Long San raised his head and asked in a daze: "What is the protagonist?"
Luo Zhou: "Damn!"
System: "Sorry, because your language is too rude, the system automatically converts it to an appropriate language."
Luo Zhou: "Don't bully me, you hurt me last time, huh..."
Luo Zhou listened to the "yingyingying" coming out of his mouth, wanted to cry but had no tears, damn it, it's coming again!
Luo Zhou now understands that the plot has begun to collapse, without any cause and effect, Long San can suddenly understand the cat language, and without any cause and effect, Long San has changed from a pervert to a coward at the moment. Yes, Luo Zhou accepted this collapsed plot and setting with his super accepting ability.
Long San heard Luo Zhou crying sadly, and also became sad: "I'm sorry, Meow Meow, last time it was my fault, I shouldn't have hurt you. Do you want to beat me to vent your anger?"
Luo Zhou: "No need, I'm not angry, you can go."
Long San: "I won't go, if I want to go, I will take you with me."
Luo Zhou: "I love black cats."
Long San: "You can empathize with others."
Luo Zhou: ...
Damn, I'm speechless!
Seeing that Luo Zhou stopped talking, Long San happily said, "Then come with me, I can give you a lot of dried fish."
Luo Zhou: "Sorry, I prefer the food that the black cat finds for me, because he is my boyfriend, so I like whatever he finds for me."
The black cat appeared at this time, with a rat still in his paws. Luo Zhou's first reaction when he saw this scene was: Damn, say Cao Cao Cao Cao is here; the second reaction was: Dude, you are a cat , Shouldn’t the action of holding a mouse be holding it with your mouth? What’s your operation in your claws? The third reaction is: What the hell, buddy, don’t tell me that your mouse is for me to eat.
Then, the black cat lived up to expectations and said: "Bai Bai, I caught a mouse for you. The mouse is fat enough for you to eat."
Luo Zhou: ...
Turning his head, Luo Zhou looked at Long San who was full of tears and snot. Thinking about the sashimi that Long San gave, Luo Zhou really wanted to tell him: I'll go with you.
Wanting to cry, Luo Zhou looked at Long San, but he could only say: "You see, the black cat will find me something to eat, and I don't want to go with you."
When Long San heard this, tears burst into tears again, and he couldn't control it.
Luo Zhou was too lazy to look at Long San, and he was too lazy to look at the black cat. He lowered his head and let out a long sigh inwardly. The novel in which the main characters are two cats is really exciting.
Long San finally left. With infinite annoyance and remorse, the black cat pushed the dead mouse towards Luo Zhou and said, "Eat it."
Luo Zhou: ...
Seeing that Luo Zhou was not moving, the black cat asked again: "Why don't you eat?"
Luo Zhou looked up, tears were about to come out, he said, "Hei Hei, I want to eat fish."
The black cat was obviously taken aback, and Luo Zhou quickly said, "Since I lost my memory, I don't like eating mice."
The black cat nodded and said, "Baibai, I didn't figure it out. I'll find it for you now."
After the black cat finished speaking, it turned around and ran away again. Luo Zhou looked at the dead mouse in front of him, tried to calm himself down, then picked up a twig, and pulled the dead mouse out.
Luo Zhou's body was indeed very weak at the moment, and Long San's slap made Luo Zhou's whole body feel like it was falling apart, and his whole body ached when he moved, so after pulling the mouse out, Luo Zhou fell asleep again.
This time Luo Zhou didn't sleep for a long time. He woke up after the black cat came back. To be precise, he was actually awakened by a scent.
Opening his eyes, Luo Zhou saw a few more buns in front of him, and the buns were still warm.
Luo Zhou looked at the bun and asked, "Hei Hei, where did you get it?"
Hei Hei seemed a little sorry, and he was a little guilty when he answered. He said, "I got it from humans. I'm sorry, Bai Bai. I didn't find any fish."
Luo Zhou was already so hungry that his chest stuck to his back, so he didn't care so much, he opened his mouth and took a bite of the bun. Fortunately, his sense of taste was still that of a human being, because Luo Zhou knew that after thousands of years of survival of the fittest, Cats are actually pure carnivores. At that time, Luo Zhou had read a little joke on the Internet, that is, cats saw humans eating chocolate or noodles. The cat’s psychology was probably: Look, humans started eating dirt again.
Thinking about it now, Luo Zhou's vision is the same as that of humans, and his perception of color is no different from that of humans. Then Luo Zhou suddenly remembered that he could actually use this method to test the black cat.
It is said that cats have few cone cells, so their perception of color is relatively weak. They can distinguish some colors, but they must be red-green color blind. If black cats can also distinguish red and green like myself, does it mean that they Are you also a time traveler like yourself?
Luo Zhou was a little excited when he thought of this. If the black cat is also a time traveler, can Luo Zhou find a way to ask him if he knows the plot line of this world?Is it possible to unite and act together?
Luo Zhou was a little absent-minded while eating buns. He had to think of a way to ask the black cat first, but since Luo Zhou saw another person's question on that paper in the last world, he was forced to leave that piece of paper. In the world, Luo Zhou felt that he had to be more careful with this temptation, otherwise he might be directly pulled out of this world, and then the time for him to return to the real world would be longer.
After eating the steamed stuffed buns, Luo Zhou drank a little more water. With some strength in his body, he heard the black cat say, "Take a good rest. I'll go out for a while. The red hair and the others seem to be going to grab our territory."
Luo Zhou was taken aback, "Red hair"?red?
"Who is Red Hair? Why is he called Red Hair?"
"Hongmao is a cat from another community. Because he accidentally fell into a red dye vat, we all call him Hongmao."
Luo Zhou asked cautiously: "Then he must be ridiculous?"
The black cat said coldly: "It's not funny, it's hateful, he often bullies the stray cats in our community because of his big size, so this time, I'm going to show him some color."
Luo Zhou was depressed. He was still not sure whether black cats could distinguish colors.
The black cat left quickly, and Luo Zhou began to think about it. Later, he went out of the cave and found a wild flower. The flower bloomed very beautifully, with red flowers and green leaves, very enchanting.
It took a lot of effort, Luo Zhou used the body of a cat to pull up the flower, but when he turned around, he found that all the petals had fallen off because of his too rough movements.
Luo Zhou had no choice but to look for the next one. In short, as a weak cat, Luo Zhou was really exhausted in order to find a plant with red flowers and green leaves.
When the black cat came back, he saw a weed lying beside the sleeping Luo Zhou in the cave, with a small red flower blooming on the top of the weed, the black cat seemed to smile slightly, and walked to Luo Zhou, Put the food he found beside Luo Zhou.
Luo Zhou slept deeply, he didn't hear the black cat's sigh and the phrase "Sorry, I hurt you".
When Luo Zhou woke up again, he found that there were a few pieces of fish beside him, and the black cat beside him was sleeping deeply.
Luo Zhou seemed to be able to feel the black cat's fatigue, so although he was full of curiosity, Luo Zhou still didn't wake him up, but just ate the fried fish nuggets silently. Friendly, but compared to a fat mouse, Luo Zhou feels that fried fish nuggets are the best in the world.
The next morning, Luo Zhou finally woke up in the morning light with the black cat. For some reason, Luo Zhou always felt that the black cat beside him seemed to be a different person suddenly.
Luo Zhou looked at the black cat hesitantly, and asked cautiously, "Heihei?"
Then Luo Zhou heard the voice of the black cat seemed to be a little colder than before, and he said: "I practiced hard last night, and now my cultivation has reached the level of 1000 years. .”
Luo Zhou: WTF?Don't you only have 20 years of cultivation, how come you have 1000 years overnight?How did you do it dude?
Luo Zhou swallowed his saliva, expressing his shock and speechlessness in silence, while the black cat suddenly raised its hand and felled a big tree not far away.
Luo Zhou: ...
Please don't destroy nature!
Birds flew up from the big tree, but after flapping their wings for a few times, the birds suddenly stopped flying and rushed towards Luozhou. When they came to Luozhou, the black cat shook its claw , The birds all fell down and did not move.
Luo Zhou: ...
Brother what are you doing?
The black cat looked at the birds, then at Luo Zhou, and said concisely, "I'll eat it for you!"
Luo Zhou: ...
At this time, the voice of the system in Luo Zhou's mind rang again: "The task is completed, and the plot completion rate is 15%."
Luo Zhou: "Damn it, what kind of mission did you accomplish? Seeing that the black cat suddenly went directly from Novice Village to No. [-] in the PK list on the server? Damn it, is this author trying to fuck, fuck?"
System 520: "Ahem, I have some news to tell you."
Luo Zhou: "Say, don't be silly, I'm already desperate for this world, and I can accept any setting."
System 520: "Ahem, that's... that... the world you live in is Lianwen."
Luo Zhou: ...
System 520: "In short, the world you live in was written by a dozen authors. The first author wrote Chapter 1, and the second author wrote Chapter 2. So, you understand?"
Luo Zhou: ...
Luo Zhou laughed out of anger, no wonder the plot keeps unfolding, no wonder Long San keeps collapsing!
Are these authors so sick? Why don’t they just write joint articles? Damn it!
Also, after more than a dozen people have changed hands, what will this world be written in the end?Luo Zhou was so annoyed... that he actually looked forward to it.
Luo Zhou was speechless, he turned his head silently, and said: "Meow meow~" Sorry, the protagonist is not you, I must be with the protagonist.
Anyway, Long San couldn't understand cat language, so Luo Zhou spoke without any pressure.
Long San raised his head and asked in a daze: "What is the protagonist?"
Luo Zhou: "Damn!"
System: "Sorry, because your language is too rude, the system automatically converts it to an appropriate language."
Luo Zhou: "Don't bully me, you hurt me last time, huh..."
Luo Zhou listened to the "yingyingying" coming out of his mouth, wanted to cry but had no tears, damn it, it's coming again!
Luo Zhou now understands that the plot has begun to collapse, without any cause and effect, Long San can suddenly understand the cat language, and without any cause and effect, Long San has changed from a pervert to a coward at the moment. Yes, Luo Zhou accepted this collapsed plot and setting with his super accepting ability.
Long San heard Luo Zhou crying sadly, and also became sad: "I'm sorry, Meow Meow, last time it was my fault, I shouldn't have hurt you. Do you want to beat me to vent your anger?"
Luo Zhou: "No need, I'm not angry, you can go."
Long San: "I won't go, if I want to go, I will take you with me."
Luo Zhou: "I love black cats."
Long San: "You can empathize with others."
Luo Zhou: ...
Damn, I'm speechless!
Seeing that Luo Zhou stopped talking, Long San happily said, "Then come with me, I can give you a lot of dried fish."
Luo Zhou: "Sorry, I prefer the food that the black cat finds for me, because he is my boyfriend, so I like whatever he finds for me."
The black cat appeared at this time, with a rat still in his paws. Luo Zhou's first reaction when he saw this scene was: Damn, say Cao Cao Cao Cao is here; the second reaction was: Dude, you are a cat , Shouldn’t the action of holding a mouse be holding it with your mouth? What’s your operation in your claws? The third reaction is: What the hell, buddy, don’t tell me that your mouse is for me to eat.
Then, the black cat lived up to expectations and said: "Bai Bai, I caught a mouse for you. The mouse is fat enough for you to eat."
Luo Zhou: ...
Turning his head, Luo Zhou looked at Long San who was full of tears and snot. Thinking about the sashimi that Long San gave, Luo Zhou really wanted to tell him: I'll go with you.
Wanting to cry, Luo Zhou looked at Long San, but he could only say: "You see, the black cat will find me something to eat, and I don't want to go with you."
When Long San heard this, tears burst into tears again, and he couldn't control it.
Luo Zhou was too lazy to look at Long San, and he was too lazy to look at the black cat. He lowered his head and let out a long sigh inwardly. The novel in which the main characters are two cats is really exciting.
Long San finally left. With infinite annoyance and remorse, the black cat pushed the dead mouse towards Luo Zhou and said, "Eat it."
Luo Zhou: ...
Seeing that Luo Zhou was not moving, the black cat asked again: "Why don't you eat?"
Luo Zhou looked up, tears were about to come out, he said, "Hei Hei, I want to eat fish."
The black cat was obviously taken aback, and Luo Zhou quickly said, "Since I lost my memory, I don't like eating mice."
The black cat nodded and said, "Baibai, I didn't figure it out. I'll find it for you now."
After the black cat finished speaking, it turned around and ran away again. Luo Zhou looked at the dead mouse in front of him, tried to calm himself down, then picked up a twig, and pulled the dead mouse out.
Luo Zhou's body was indeed very weak at the moment, and Long San's slap made Luo Zhou's whole body feel like it was falling apart, and his whole body ached when he moved, so after pulling the mouse out, Luo Zhou fell asleep again.
This time Luo Zhou didn't sleep for a long time. He woke up after the black cat came back. To be precise, he was actually awakened by a scent.
Opening his eyes, Luo Zhou saw a few more buns in front of him, and the buns were still warm.
Luo Zhou looked at the bun and asked, "Hei Hei, where did you get it?"
Hei Hei seemed a little sorry, and he was a little guilty when he answered. He said, "I got it from humans. I'm sorry, Bai Bai. I didn't find any fish."
Luo Zhou was already so hungry that his chest stuck to his back, so he didn't care so much, he opened his mouth and took a bite of the bun. Fortunately, his sense of taste was still that of a human being, because Luo Zhou knew that after thousands of years of survival of the fittest, Cats are actually pure carnivores. At that time, Luo Zhou had read a little joke on the Internet, that is, cats saw humans eating chocolate or noodles. The cat’s psychology was probably: Look, humans started eating dirt again.
Thinking about it now, Luo Zhou's vision is the same as that of humans, and his perception of color is no different from that of humans. Then Luo Zhou suddenly remembered that he could actually use this method to test the black cat.
It is said that cats have few cone cells, so their perception of color is relatively weak. They can distinguish some colors, but they must be red-green color blind. If black cats can also distinguish red and green like myself, does it mean that they Are you also a time traveler like yourself?
Luo Zhou was a little excited when he thought of this. If the black cat is also a time traveler, can Luo Zhou find a way to ask him if he knows the plot line of this world?Is it possible to unite and act together?
Luo Zhou was a little absent-minded while eating buns. He had to think of a way to ask the black cat first, but since Luo Zhou saw another person's question on that paper in the last world, he was forced to leave that piece of paper. In the world, Luo Zhou felt that he had to be more careful with this temptation, otherwise he might be directly pulled out of this world, and then the time for him to return to the real world would be longer.
After eating the steamed stuffed buns, Luo Zhou drank a little more water. With some strength in his body, he heard the black cat say, "Take a good rest. I'll go out for a while. The red hair and the others seem to be going to grab our territory."
Luo Zhou was taken aback, "Red hair"?red?
"Who is Red Hair? Why is he called Red Hair?"
"Hongmao is a cat from another community. Because he accidentally fell into a red dye vat, we all call him Hongmao."
Luo Zhou asked cautiously: "Then he must be ridiculous?"
The black cat said coldly: "It's not funny, it's hateful, he often bullies the stray cats in our community because of his big size, so this time, I'm going to show him some color."
Luo Zhou was depressed. He was still not sure whether black cats could distinguish colors.
The black cat left quickly, and Luo Zhou began to think about it. Later, he went out of the cave and found a wild flower. The flower bloomed very beautifully, with red flowers and green leaves, very enchanting.
It took a lot of effort, Luo Zhou used the body of a cat to pull up the flower, but when he turned around, he found that all the petals had fallen off because of his too rough movements.
Luo Zhou had no choice but to look for the next one. In short, as a weak cat, Luo Zhou was really exhausted in order to find a plant with red flowers and green leaves.
When the black cat came back, he saw a weed lying beside the sleeping Luo Zhou in the cave, with a small red flower blooming on the top of the weed, the black cat seemed to smile slightly, and walked to Luo Zhou, Put the food he found beside Luo Zhou.
Luo Zhou slept deeply, he didn't hear the black cat's sigh and the phrase "Sorry, I hurt you".
When Luo Zhou woke up again, he found that there were a few pieces of fish beside him, and the black cat beside him was sleeping deeply.
Luo Zhou seemed to be able to feel the black cat's fatigue, so although he was full of curiosity, Luo Zhou still didn't wake him up, but just ate the fried fish nuggets silently. Friendly, but compared to a fat mouse, Luo Zhou feels that fried fish nuggets are the best in the world.
The next morning, Luo Zhou finally woke up in the morning light with the black cat. For some reason, Luo Zhou always felt that the black cat beside him seemed to be a different person suddenly.
Luo Zhou looked at the black cat hesitantly, and asked cautiously, "Heihei?"
Then Luo Zhou heard the voice of the black cat seemed to be a little colder than before, and he said: "I practiced hard last night, and now my cultivation has reached the level of 1000 years. .”
Luo Zhou: WTF?Don't you only have 20 years of cultivation, how come you have 1000 years overnight?How did you do it dude?
Luo Zhou swallowed his saliva, expressing his shock and speechlessness in silence, while the black cat suddenly raised its hand and felled a big tree not far away.
Luo Zhou: ...
Please don't destroy nature!
Birds flew up from the big tree, but after flapping their wings for a few times, the birds suddenly stopped flying and rushed towards Luozhou. When they came to Luozhou, the black cat shook its claw , The birds all fell down and did not move.
Luo Zhou: ...
Brother what are you doing?
The black cat looked at the birds, then at Luo Zhou, and said concisely, "I'll eat it for you!"
Luo Zhou: ...
At this time, the voice of the system in Luo Zhou's mind rang again: "The task is completed, and the plot completion rate is 15%."
Luo Zhou: "Damn it, what kind of mission did you accomplish? Seeing that the black cat suddenly went directly from Novice Village to No. [-] in the PK list on the server? Damn it, is this author trying to fuck, fuck?"
System 520: "Ahem, I have some news to tell you."
Luo Zhou: "Say, don't be silly, I'm already desperate for this world, and I can accept any setting."
System 520: "Ahem, that's... that... the world you live in is Lianwen."
Luo Zhou: ...
System 520: "In short, the world you live in was written by a dozen authors. The first author wrote Chapter 1, and the second author wrote Chapter 2. So, you understand?"
Luo Zhou: ...
Luo Zhou laughed out of anger, no wonder the plot keeps unfolding, no wonder Long San keeps collapsing!
Are these authors so sick? Why don’t they just write joint articles? Damn it!
Also, after more than a dozen people have changed hands, what will this world be written in the end?Luo Zhou was so annoyed... that he actually looked forward to it.
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