Every crossing is weak
Chapter 1 "The CEO's Little Wife"
Luo Zhou, a second-year postgraduate student in the Department of Chinese, is a standard otaku. His greatest hobby in his life is reading novels in bed, and the themes are not taboo, such as time travel, cultivating immortals, cities, and western fantasy. As long as the author can write, he can read them. Therefore, Luo Zhou was very receptive to all kinds of novels, until one day he saw a tweet on the bib, and then opened a website called Jinjiang Literature City, spent half an hour recharging, and found the tweet that was tweeted. After the title of the article boasted to the sky, Luo Zhou was so happy...was shocked by the thunder!
Luo Zhou looked at the title of the article again, "The CEO's Little Wife", that's right, that's the name on the tweet number, and it said, "The plot of this article is full of blood, thunder from beginning to end, and the plot turns. It's blunt, but I really like it, I like it a lot, the tough CEO is so handsome, and the weak and weak protagonist is so cute", but what about good male and female CPs?
Wait a minute, the tweet account didn’t seem to say that the two protagonists of this article are a man and a woman. The straight steel man looked at the article on his phone again, looked at the light green screen, and choked speechlessly, because he was obsessed with the novel syndrome, I feel uncomfortable if I don’t read it, but the protagonists of this article are obviously two men!Fuck!
Luo Zhou, a patient with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder like "reading the beginning of a novel, must see the end", clutched his heart and finished reading the article "The CEO is so handsome, the protagonist is so cute", and then Luo Zhou was struck by lightning It's completely confused, Nima is so weak that he can be the protagonist and he is convinced, but his most exciting thing is the relationship between men and women.
Luo Zhou, the straight man of steel, suppressed his determination to get rid of the negative, and found the tweet account. After all, the author clearly marked the article as "pure love". He didn't know that Chun Aiwen was an article about dating between men and men, so he could only troubleshoot the tweet number.
So there was a reply under a certain bib tweet number of 90 fans: You have a good romantic tweet number, why did you suddenly (suddenly, the two words are capitalized and bold) tweet a pure love text, what the hell did you tweet? Push it, why don't you explain, your ambiguous description is simply deceiving!What the hell, I curse that all the articles you read in the future will be eunuch articles! [angry jpg][angry jpg][angry jpg]
However, the blogger with a tweet number of 90 followers actually replied to Luo Zhou, and it was within seconds. After Luo Zhou saw a new message, he thought it was someone praising him, but when he opened it, he received a bright message Curse: @一叶小船船 When did I say I was a romance tweet account? ? ?Also, are you so blind? People’s articles are clearly classified and written as modern pure love. Why don’t you read articles and not genres? ? ?Finally, I curse you too! ! !Today, I will travel to the weak subject novel, and be the weak subject who is too sleepy to get out of bed! ! ! [Middle finger jpg][Middle finger jpg][Middle finger jpg]
After reading this blogger's reply, Luo Zhou had only one thought in his mind. This blogger must have failed Chinese. How could he use three exclamation marks and question marks? Maybe he hasn't graduated from elementary school yet. In this day and age, elementary school has not yet graduated If so, life must be hard, right?
Thinking of this, Luo Zhou also calmed down. After all, the tweet account didn't seem to indicate whether the tweeted article was the obligation of Chun Aiwen, but he was still a little upset in his heart, thinking that he was a straight man of steel , I actually read a short gay article from the beginning to the end, and it's amazing to say the least.
That night, Luo Zhou, a straight man with strong roots and red roots, crossed over, and the crossing scene was very... indescribable!
Luo Zhou stared at the handsome man who was working on his body, and was about to blurt out a "fuck", but before he could say this, a mechanical voice sounded in his mind: "Sorry, because of your language Too rude, the system automatically converts to the appropriate language. Ding."
Then Luo Zhou felt his mouth move, and let out a few crying sounds.
Luo Zhou was even more shocked. Was this really his own voice?
"Lying in a big slot!"
System: "Because your language is too rude, the system automatically converts it to a suitable language. Ding."
Luo Zhou: "Hey, it hurts..."
At this moment, the man who was still farming spoke up, and he said, "Cry, keep crying, I see if you can escape!"
After speaking, the man continued to work, and Luo Zhou's "WTF" was transformed into "Please, be gentle".
******
An hour later, the man finally finished, and then he got dressed and left. The standard X-pull was ruthless, while Luo Zhou was lying on the bed like a rag and received a system prompt: "Congratulations on completing the task of bridal chamber flowers and candles, and your body flexibility has increased by 1." Click, the plot completion rate is 1%. Ding!"
Luo Zhou: "Ding your sister! I'm fucking your uncle!!! I got fucked, what the hell!!!"
System: "You can swear as much as you want when there are no outsiders. Ding!"
Luo Zhou: "Ding you bastard! I X! XXX! XXXXXX..."
Luo Zhou was cursing at Xing, when suddenly the man came back just now, so Luo Zhou's obscenity was abruptly transformed into: "It hurts, you are so bad..."
Lying on the bed, Luo Zhou looked at the white roof of the hotel, feeling extremely hopeless in his heart, Nima, wanted to cry.
The man threw something to Luo Zhou, turned around and left again.
Luo Zhou continued to lie on the corpse, he was very desperate, very desperate, because he pinched his thigh desperately, the pain almost made him cry, and this also means that he was really raped by a man?
This is so unreal!But what to do now?
Luo Zhou thought for a while, and decided to call the police first, and then leave some of a certain man's liquid, and then put him in prison, let him eat in prison forever, but wait, what the hell are the voices in his head?And what the hell are those conversions?
"I'm System 520. The reason for the system switch is because your words are too rude and seriously OOC. The last thing we can do during this time travel is OOC. Ding."
Luo Zhou was startled by the sudden sound of the system, and then he reacted.
But after reacting, Luo Zhou couldn't react anymore, the system?what happened?
The system continued: "You have become my host, and you will travel through various novels with me, and then play certain roles in it. Ding."
"Can you stop saying 'ding'?"
"I'd love to take it. Ding."
Luo Zhou: ...
"That is to say, the world I am in now is not the real world, but a world in a novel?"
System: "Yes, and you don't need to speak out when talking to me, you just need to communicate with me in your mind."
Luo Zhou: "You forgot to say ding."
system:……
"What about the real world? I'm dead?" No, he hasn't graduated yet, hasn't had a job yet, hasn't honored his goddamn parents, hasn't had a girlfriend yet, hasn't had that love yet.
Thinking of this, Luo Zhou wanted to cry again. He hadn't had sex yet, so why was he fucked by a man he didn't know in the book?Fuck, just thinking about it makes me want to kill that bastard.
"In the real world, you just fell asleep, and you can't kill him, otherwise the world will collapse, and it will be very difficult for you not to return to the real world, please take care, ding."
"I am XXXX."
System 520 was also very speechless, but thinking about the unreliable main god, he calmed down. After all, it would be good to find a host suitable for his age. Thinking that his previous host was already 80 years old, he almost scared him to pee. Fortunately, the first scene of crossing was not like this, otherwise he probably could have just run to kill the Lord God.
The 80-year-old host was sent back directly. For this reason, the main god secretly gave the system 520 several benefits. He was afraid that the system would spread the fact that he had found an 80-year-old man as a host to him, and would be punished by everyone. Systematic gang fights.
After the system 520 took advantage, it went to sleep without even looking at the main god, until it was awakened again, and found Luo Zhou as the host again.
Luo Zhou continued to lie on the corpse, and at the same time he was thinking about what he should do. The system also honestly said all the precautions: "You are now a character in the novel, named Song Xiaoci, you must complete the tasks in the book. Most of the plots, I will release these plot tasks one by one, and then every time you complete a task, you will receive a message about the completion of the plot from me. When the plot of a book is finished, the world will be completed, and you will Go to the next book until you finish all the fictional characters you need to play as, and then you can go back to the real world. Plus, no matter how long a book takes, it’s only an hour in the real world, so, you don’t have to worry about real world problems .”
Luo Zhou thought for a while and asked, "If I'm OOC, what's the worst result?"
System 520: "You will be pulled out of this world immediately, and you have not completed the tasks in this world, so it will take longer for you to return to reality, that is, you have to travel through more worlds to complete more tasks. The world collapses, and you may need to complete ten more worlds to compensate, that is to say, your body in the real world will sleep for ten more hours."
Luo Zhou understood, but why did he always feel that Song Xiaoci was very familiar, he seemed to have heard of it somewhere, but after thinking about it for a while, Luo Zhou simply asked, "Can I know all the plots?"
System 520: "Yes, I will send the content of the book into your mind now."
Luo Zhou: "You forgot to say ding again."
System 520: ...
System 520 felt that this host seemed to be competing with the main god, which was not normal, but let him be ignored, the system sent the plot to Luo Zhou, and after Luo Zhou quickly browsed the plot, he was completely speechless. Was it the book he read that night? By the way, the title is "The CEO's Little Wife". Isn't Song Xiaoci the weak protagonist?
Damn, it can't be OOC, that is to say, he will be imprisoned, beaten, kidnapped, almost drowned, and finally rescued, and then live with a certain CEO lovingly and lovingly?
Really exciting!What the hell, this bloody and desperate plot!
System 520: "Release the second mission now, be pushed down by Zhan Xingye, and then go into a coma mission. Ding."
Luo Zhou looked at the title of the article again, "The CEO's Little Wife", that's right, that's the name on the tweet number, and it said, "The plot of this article is full of blood, thunder from beginning to end, and the plot turns. It's blunt, but I really like it, I like it a lot, the tough CEO is so handsome, and the weak and weak protagonist is so cute", but what about good male and female CPs?
Wait a minute, the tweet account didn’t seem to say that the two protagonists of this article are a man and a woman. The straight steel man looked at the article on his phone again, looked at the light green screen, and choked speechlessly, because he was obsessed with the novel syndrome, I feel uncomfortable if I don’t read it, but the protagonists of this article are obviously two men!Fuck!
Luo Zhou, a patient with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder like "reading the beginning of a novel, must see the end", clutched his heart and finished reading the article "The CEO is so handsome, the protagonist is so cute", and then Luo Zhou was struck by lightning It's completely confused, Nima is so weak that he can be the protagonist and he is convinced, but his most exciting thing is the relationship between men and women.
Luo Zhou, the straight man of steel, suppressed his determination to get rid of the negative, and found the tweet account. After all, the author clearly marked the article as "pure love". He didn't know that Chun Aiwen was an article about dating between men and men, so he could only troubleshoot the tweet number.
So there was a reply under a certain bib tweet number of 90 fans: You have a good romantic tweet number, why did you suddenly (suddenly, the two words are capitalized and bold) tweet a pure love text, what the hell did you tweet? Push it, why don't you explain, your ambiguous description is simply deceiving!What the hell, I curse that all the articles you read in the future will be eunuch articles! [angry jpg][angry jpg][angry jpg]
However, the blogger with a tweet number of 90 followers actually replied to Luo Zhou, and it was within seconds. After Luo Zhou saw a new message, he thought it was someone praising him, but when he opened it, he received a bright message Curse: @一叶小船船 When did I say I was a romance tweet account? ? ?Also, are you so blind? People’s articles are clearly classified and written as modern pure love. Why don’t you read articles and not genres? ? ?Finally, I curse you too! ! !Today, I will travel to the weak subject novel, and be the weak subject who is too sleepy to get out of bed! ! ! [Middle finger jpg][Middle finger jpg][Middle finger jpg]
After reading this blogger's reply, Luo Zhou had only one thought in his mind. This blogger must have failed Chinese. How could he use three exclamation marks and question marks? Maybe he hasn't graduated from elementary school yet. In this day and age, elementary school has not yet graduated If so, life must be hard, right?
Thinking of this, Luo Zhou also calmed down. After all, the tweet account didn't seem to indicate whether the tweeted article was the obligation of Chun Aiwen, but he was still a little upset in his heart, thinking that he was a straight man of steel , I actually read a short gay article from the beginning to the end, and it's amazing to say the least.
That night, Luo Zhou, a straight man with strong roots and red roots, crossed over, and the crossing scene was very... indescribable!
Luo Zhou stared at the handsome man who was working on his body, and was about to blurt out a "fuck", but before he could say this, a mechanical voice sounded in his mind: "Sorry, because of your language Too rude, the system automatically converts to the appropriate language. Ding."
Then Luo Zhou felt his mouth move, and let out a few crying sounds.
Luo Zhou was even more shocked. Was this really his own voice?
"Lying in a big slot!"
System: "Because your language is too rude, the system automatically converts it to a suitable language. Ding."
Luo Zhou: "Hey, it hurts..."
At this moment, the man who was still farming spoke up, and he said, "Cry, keep crying, I see if you can escape!"
After speaking, the man continued to work, and Luo Zhou's "WTF" was transformed into "Please, be gentle".
******
An hour later, the man finally finished, and then he got dressed and left. The standard X-pull was ruthless, while Luo Zhou was lying on the bed like a rag and received a system prompt: "Congratulations on completing the task of bridal chamber flowers and candles, and your body flexibility has increased by 1." Click, the plot completion rate is 1%. Ding!"
Luo Zhou: "Ding your sister! I'm fucking your uncle!!! I got fucked, what the hell!!!"
System: "You can swear as much as you want when there are no outsiders. Ding!"
Luo Zhou: "Ding you bastard! I X! XXX! XXXXXX..."
Luo Zhou was cursing at Xing, when suddenly the man came back just now, so Luo Zhou's obscenity was abruptly transformed into: "It hurts, you are so bad..."
Lying on the bed, Luo Zhou looked at the white roof of the hotel, feeling extremely hopeless in his heart, Nima, wanted to cry.
The man threw something to Luo Zhou, turned around and left again.
Luo Zhou continued to lie on the corpse, he was very desperate, very desperate, because he pinched his thigh desperately, the pain almost made him cry, and this also means that he was really raped by a man?
This is so unreal!But what to do now?
Luo Zhou thought for a while, and decided to call the police first, and then leave some of a certain man's liquid, and then put him in prison, let him eat in prison forever, but wait, what the hell are the voices in his head?And what the hell are those conversions?
"I'm System 520. The reason for the system switch is because your words are too rude and seriously OOC. The last thing we can do during this time travel is OOC. Ding."
Luo Zhou was startled by the sudden sound of the system, and then he reacted.
But after reacting, Luo Zhou couldn't react anymore, the system?what happened?
The system continued: "You have become my host, and you will travel through various novels with me, and then play certain roles in it. Ding."
"Can you stop saying 'ding'?"
"I'd love to take it. Ding."
Luo Zhou: ...
"That is to say, the world I am in now is not the real world, but a world in a novel?"
System: "Yes, and you don't need to speak out when talking to me, you just need to communicate with me in your mind."
Luo Zhou: "You forgot to say ding."
system:……
"What about the real world? I'm dead?" No, he hasn't graduated yet, hasn't had a job yet, hasn't honored his goddamn parents, hasn't had a girlfriend yet, hasn't had that love yet.
Thinking of this, Luo Zhou wanted to cry again. He hadn't had sex yet, so why was he fucked by a man he didn't know in the book?Fuck, just thinking about it makes me want to kill that bastard.
"In the real world, you just fell asleep, and you can't kill him, otherwise the world will collapse, and it will be very difficult for you not to return to the real world, please take care, ding."
"I am XXXX."
System 520 was also very speechless, but thinking about the unreliable main god, he calmed down. After all, it would be good to find a host suitable for his age. Thinking that his previous host was already 80 years old, he almost scared him to pee. Fortunately, the first scene of crossing was not like this, otherwise he probably could have just run to kill the Lord God.
The 80-year-old host was sent back directly. For this reason, the main god secretly gave the system 520 several benefits. He was afraid that the system would spread the fact that he had found an 80-year-old man as a host to him, and would be punished by everyone. Systematic gang fights.
After the system 520 took advantage, it went to sleep without even looking at the main god, until it was awakened again, and found Luo Zhou as the host again.
Luo Zhou continued to lie on the corpse, and at the same time he was thinking about what he should do. The system also honestly said all the precautions: "You are now a character in the novel, named Song Xiaoci, you must complete the tasks in the book. Most of the plots, I will release these plot tasks one by one, and then every time you complete a task, you will receive a message about the completion of the plot from me. When the plot of a book is finished, the world will be completed, and you will Go to the next book until you finish all the fictional characters you need to play as, and then you can go back to the real world. Plus, no matter how long a book takes, it’s only an hour in the real world, so, you don’t have to worry about real world problems .”
Luo Zhou thought for a while and asked, "If I'm OOC, what's the worst result?"
System 520: "You will be pulled out of this world immediately, and you have not completed the tasks in this world, so it will take longer for you to return to reality, that is, you have to travel through more worlds to complete more tasks. The world collapses, and you may need to complete ten more worlds to compensate, that is to say, your body in the real world will sleep for ten more hours."
Luo Zhou understood, but why did he always feel that Song Xiaoci was very familiar, he seemed to have heard of it somewhere, but after thinking about it for a while, Luo Zhou simply asked, "Can I know all the plots?"
System 520: "Yes, I will send the content of the book into your mind now."
Luo Zhou: "You forgot to say ding again."
System 520: ...
System 520 felt that this host seemed to be competing with the main god, which was not normal, but let him be ignored, the system sent the plot to Luo Zhou, and after Luo Zhou quickly browsed the plot, he was completely speechless. Was it the book he read that night? By the way, the title is "The CEO's Little Wife". Isn't Song Xiaoci the weak protagonist?
Damn, it can't be OOC, that is to say, he will be imprisoned, beaten, kidnapped, almost drowned, and finally rescued, and then live with a certain CEO lovingly and lovingly?
Really exciting!What the hell, this bloody and desperate plot!
System 520: "Release the second mission now, be pushed down by Zhan Xingye, and then go into a coma mission. Ding."
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