818 The actor who was raised by my milk

Film and television works in ancient and modern China and abroad always have something in common.

As a dedicated eighteenth-line actor, after being stimulated, a bunch of messy things jumped out of Chi Ming's mind——

Liang Shanbo guessed the acrostic and found that Zhu Yingtai was a woman.

Stacy is stuck by the spider's silk and finds out that Parker is Spider-Man.

Tsukino Usagi stretched out her arms and shouted to transform, and the tuxedo mask was stunned to find that she was Sailor Moon.

……

Is it a surprise, is it a surprise?

Surprisingly enough.

But also because it was so unexpected, it made people feel extraordinarily peaceful.

Chi Ming sat on the ground expressionlessly, feeling that he was very Buddhist.

If you ask a scumbag to solve a linear equation in two variables, he can still struggle to turn over the formula, but if you ask him to build an atomic bomb, he can only keep smiling.

And what he saw was much harder than building an atom-bomb.

He raised his son for several months, and he became a big living person when he disagreed with each other.

Then it turned into a bird again.

And the person who changed was Xiao Jiu who ran away from home.

Moreover, the transformed bird is very big, not a peacock, not a wild goose, not a swan, not an ostrich, and the bird feathers will glow, as if it was made by a foreign first-class special effects company at a high price.

The old father who had been loving for several months naturally felt cheated. Neither Ma Jingtao's roar nor Erkang's nostrils could explain his current mood. He felt that he should also be condescending and look at people with his nostrils. Shout out, but he doesn't know what lines to shout, there are too many slots to spit out, just like the additional questions on the test paper, you know every word, but you can only write one word "solve" in the answer area throughout the whole process.

The air was eerily silent for a full 10 minutes.

Finally, the curiosity and thirst for knowledge left by the ancestors of the ape-man overcame the daze after the shock.

Chi Ming realized that he had a bunch of questions he wanted to ask.

For example, are you a human or a bird?

Like what kind of bird are you?

For example, why do you have Yan Jiu's face?

You can't be the cross-border brat born of Yan Jiu and some bird, right?

But the old father was very angry inside and didn't want to talk much.

So he said blankly, "Explain yourself."

The big bird raised its head, its beautiful deep purple eyes were like grape-flavored fruit candies, it watched Chiming for a while, and then turned into Xiao Jiu, who was seven or eight years old again, standing there with a stubborn face.

Xiao Jiu, "There's no need to explain, it's just like what you saw."

Chi Ming: "..."

In film and television works, if there is a misunderstanding between two people, the person who did the wrong thing will always shout out the classic line "You misunderstood! Listen to me explain!".

How come it's different here?

This attitude is simply too unfair.

Chi Ming's expression was stinky and hard, "Don't you want to tell me something?"

Xiao Jiu paused for a few seconds, "You fainted just now, did you lie to me?"

Chi Ming: "Who lied to whom first?"

Xiao Jiu stood upright, pursed her lips, her expression was worse than Chi Ming's, and said, "Are you angry?"

Chi Ming said in a cold tone, "Yes, angry."

Xiao Jiu: "What if I say I'm sorry?"

Chi Ming was completely convinced. Is there such a thing as an apology?

So he said mercilessly: "It's useless."

Xiao Jiu pursed her lips, her nose and eye sockets were slightly red, and she had an expression that she was about to cry in a second. Chi Ming was used to being a loving old father, and his heart was immediately softened by his poking, it was smelly and hard His expression almost collapsed on the spot.

Xiao Jiu turned her head away from him, "Really that angry?"

Chi Ming put on a stinky and hard expression, "Yes, I'm that angry."

As soon as the words were finished, the light bulbs in the room flickered wildly. Before Chi Ming could see what happened, he felt a gust of wind hit his face. Xiao Jiu turned back into a big purple bird, flapping his wings and flying towards the window.

Just when Chi Ming thought it was going to hit the glass, it actually, just like that, went straight through the glass! ?

After being shocked, Chi Ming ran over, opened the window and looked out, only to see an afterimage in time.

At this moment, curiosity lost its dominance, and Chi Ming became very angry and anxious, and anxious was more than angry, which in itself made him even more angry.

I lied to people for several months, and I didn't explain it at all when it was exposed!And without saying sorry, he just ran away! ?

What kind of child is this!

Chi Ming was so sleepless that he sat on the sofa, staring at the direction of the window, and sat like this until dawn.

The burst of red blood made the eyes sore and dilated.

When the sun shone on the window lattice, Chi Ming finally got up from the sofa, opened the window and looked out.

All kinds of emotions settled in the night, and now he only has one thought in his mind——

The son is lost!

Where can he find this? ! ! !

The impatient old father didn't wash his face, just put on a coat and went out. There are many trees in the community, and the brat may have fallen on a tree.

Although he was anxious, when he thought that his son might be squatting on a tree to watch his jokes, he couldn't help but put on a stern face, and without shouting, he just walked silently to each tree, looked up Look up the neck.

After searching for three times in silence, he finally couldn't hold back anymore, "Liu Liu! Come back to me! Liu Liu—Xiao Jiu!"

There was no response, and even half a familiar bird feather was not found.

At noon, the battered old father called Shen Danqing, "My son flew away. He flew last night. I couldn't find it all morning. There will be an announcement in the afternoon. Please help me find a way to find it."

Chi Ming didn't mention a word about the episode of his son's transformation into a man and a big bird. After all, it was too bizarre, and no one would believe it.

Shen Danqing: "Fly away?"

"Yes." Chi Ming said nonsense, "I forgot to close the window, and it ran away."

Shen Danqing: "Maybe I can fly back by myself."

Chi Mingxin said that it might be very difficult. His son is not Feidiu, but he ran away from home, "I searched for some tutorials on bird hunting, and first printed out the bird hunting notice, put photos and contact information, and printed a thousand copies first, and waited for me. Go out and post it when you come back, and post some posts on the forum, and I will send you the photos later, anyway, you should take the time to look for them first, and we will look for them together when I come back at night."

Putting down the phone, Shen Danqing called Yan Yufei and said directly, "Your little Jiu ran away from home."

Yan Yufei: "What??!"

"Well, running away from home, our Ninth Prince has been capricious for a day or two, what do you say? Wait for him to come back, or go out and look for him?"

As a result, the coastal city ushered in a sudden storm today.

On the other side, Chi Ming was absent-minded all afternoon.

When I first saw my son turning into a human, the amount of information was too much to digest for a while, but after more than ten hours, some pieces of information emerged from the complicated plot.

He remembered that when he met Xiao Jiu in the woods, Xiao Jiu said that he had quarreled with his father and ran away from home.

Obviously, the father that Xiao Jiu is talking about is not his loving old father, that is to say, Xiao Jiu, this... well, unknown creature, probably ran out of the nest after a fight with his bird father, Then I entered the bird shop for some reason, and happened to be bought by him.

At that time, Xiao Jiu spent a lot of space talking about his relationship problems. Chi Ming only thought that it was a little boy who flirted with another little boy. He kissed and hugged him when he was only seven or eight years old, and said he was going to get married without shame. It's not two little boys but two little male birds...?

That's understandable, after all, animals don't have a 20-year-old marriage age.

He has heard that one year old of a dog is equivalent to five or six years of human beings, and the same should be true for birds, so his son has only been out of his shell for a few months, and he is already seven or eight years old when he turns into a human. Will his son turn into an adult with eight-pack abs in just three months?

and……

His son's appearance is completely a shrunken version of Yan Jiu. When he turns into a young man, won't he become Yan Jiu completely?

Yan Jiu, who had accidentally built up his eight-pack abs in Chi Ming's brain... felt that his whole body was going to be bad.

Not to mention, if another year passes at this rate, won't his son become a middle-aged uncle?

Chi Ming was careless again, imagining the middle-aged uncle version of Yan Jiu...

After work, Chi Ming got into the car with a heavy heart.

Driver: "Brother Ming, are we going straight home?"

Chi Ming responded casually, and then changed his words: "Look for Shen Danqing first."

Shen Danqing has already posted more than a dozen posts, and printed out the bird hunting notice.

In the evening, the two of them went down to post small advertisements together. Chi Ming hid from the security guards the whole time, and when he saw a place where he could post them, he quickly pasted one up, as if selling fake medicines.

Holding a glimmer of hope, thinking that his son might come back by himself, he opened all the windows of the house, but when he returned home after posting the revelation, the only thing that greeted him was the cool breeze pouring into the house.

Standing at the door, Chi Ming suddenly missed the time when his son flew over to duang him.

What if I can't find it all the time?

Xiao Jiu had originally run away from home, maybe this time she will go home to find her own father?

Shit, chest pain.

The small bedroom is filled with parrot supplies—nourishing pills, snacks, body wash, filling one shelf to the brim.

The birdcage is more than one meter high, and its shape is comparable to a luxury villa.

The cage is full of toys—grass ropes to chew on, rope ladders to climb, swings to swing on, little figures to assemble and play, and cuttlefish bones to grind their mouths.

Everything looks the same as yesterday.

There are soaked raisins floating in the water bowl, and there are leftover melon seed skins in the food bowl.

Chi Ming opened the cage door, cleaned the water bowl and food bowl skillfully, and put them back.

Then he stared blankly at the empty bowls, took them out again, and filled them with clean food and water.

I don't know if Xiongzi has anything to eat outside.

Will it be bullied by other big birds?

Damn, my liver hurts...

At eleven o'clock, Chi Ming suddenly received a call.

The other person just said, "Did you lose the bird? I just picked one up this afternoon."

The author has something to say: ah ah ah ah nougat is good times!

can not stop!Feel like gaining ten pounds!