818 The actor who was raised by my milk
Chapter 4
Near the outskirts of Jiuxiandian, a section of the road was closed for bridge repair.
Manager Fu Man drove the car to the open space under the bridge.
Shi Lingfeng gave Fu Man a wink, and the two of them moved Chi Ming and Zeng Xiaowei out of the car together.
Fu Man: "Fuck it, it's quite heavy!"
Shi Lingfeng: "Why don't you feel heavy when collecting money?"
Fu Man: "How do you say that, brother Shi, please show consideration to me, a fat man, your job is more difficult than you imagined."
"Stop talking nonsense, go back and add money to you."
The two took off Chi Ming's shirt, tied his hands and feet and leaned against the tree, while Fu Man stripped Zeng Xiaowei to only his underwear, and made her lie on Chi Ming's body in a pose that any adult would understand.
Fu Manting roughly messed up Zeng Xiaowei's hair, "Little idiot, you may not be able to become popular even if you take off your body, you still fucking refuse to take it off."
After taking pictures with his mobile phone, Shi Lingfeng took a few more shots with his camera, "Change the action."
Fu Man: "What kind of posture does Brother Shi like?"
"I found that you talk a lot of nonsense today."
"I'm happy, I wanted to teach the little idiot a lesson a long time ago, brother Shi, you said how stupid she is, and she has been in the company for half a year without inquiring about her background, so I asked her to invite Chi Ming, and she really went, and she was very happy. Brother, it’s okay to be stupid, and you don’t want to give anything for a day, and you just want to be a star just because you look good? I watch dating shows are suitable for her. Really Brother Shi, you say that the child now is really, not at all I wasn’t as dedicated as you were.”
Shi Lingfeng glared at Fu Man.
Fu Man: "Hey, don't worry too much, my brother Shi can be popular because of his real skills."
This ♂ thing.
Shi Lingfeng took a bunch of photos and videos with his mobile phone and camera for a while, and when he was done, he first sent the results to the paparazzi who had made an appointment in advance, and asked him to temporarily save them in case there were any changes.
Fu Manbang dressed Xiaowei and carried her back to the car, shaking with laughter, "Brother Shi, your idea is really good, I can't wait, the little idiot wakes up and finds that the world is full of pornographic photos of herself, she has to Are you so excited? You didn’t do anything fucking, and you’ll be fucking red after sleeping!”
Shi Lingfeng obviously didn't want to pay attention to him, and poured several bottles of ice water on Chi Ming to wake him up.
"Brother Chi slept really soundly this time. No wonder, are you tired from accompanying the guests today?"
Chi Ming was dizzy, his wrists and ankles were strangled by the rope, and his whole body was soaked, his trousers were tightly wrapped around his legs, making him uncomfortable.
Those two people tied up Chi Ming in advance because they were afraid that he would wake up halfway to take pictures. Later, although they wanted to strip Chi Ming like Zeng Xiaowei, the rope was accidentally tied and it was hard to untie it. He was only allowed to be topless, and a few large-scale pictures were borrowed.
Chi Ming had a premonition before he fell into a coma, and now that he was naked and tied up, he had almost figured out the cause and effect.
"Shi Dongfeng, what do you want?"
"What else can I think about? I have to finish filming the main scenes. Brother Chi is indeed a lover. It's really exciting to play in his true colors."
Chi Ming looked around, but he didn't see Zeng Xiaowei, so he looked into the car again.
Shi Lingfeng: "You are really kind-hearted, how can you still care about others? Just make a few moves, it's not real, even if you show your feelings, you won't be so fast."
"Shi Dongfeng, are you fucking sick? Can you do anything to a little girl?"
"If it weren't for that little girl, you wouldn't be able to get in my car. Calling you senior brother a few times makes you really think she admires you? Let's be honest, it's all a show arranged by the little girl. I'm using you to hype it up. This senior will do her a favor."
Chi Ming: "Nonsense."
For a moment, he really suspected that Zeng Xiaowei and Shi Lingfeng were in the same group. After all, the company knew that he and Shi Lingfeng were at odds. Even if Zeng Xiaowei was a newcomer, his manager should have mentioned her.
But her manager is Fu Man, who is nicknamed "Pimp Man".
In terms of emotion and reason, Chi Ming was willing to believe that Zeng Xiaowei didn't know about all this.
Shi Lingfeng's style was enchanting today, his hair was highlighted and dyed a few strands of purple, he lit a cigar, poked Chi Ming's waist with the front end, and sprayed a puff of white smoke on his face.
Chi Ming frowned.
Shi Lingfeng asked in a tone that was deliberately concave as soon as he heard it: "What? Choked you?"
Chi Ming didn't answer.
Shi Lingfeng raised the corners of his mouth coldly, raised his slender eyebrows, and leaned closer and said, "Actually, I always thought you were very special and had a lot of personality. Our artists at the same time were competitive one by one, but it's not true that you are too sharp." Good thing, it's better for you to be low-key and reserved..." He paused deliberately at this point, "Ten years have been like a day, let everyone be at the bottom."
"Speak the key."
"Mr. Zhou often said that he likes you so aloof from the world."
really.Chi Ming thought to himself, this guy makes trouble for him every time because of Zhou Ji.
Hearing that the two were breaking up a while ago, Shi Dongfeng was probably furious and wanted to use him to "bury the lost love".
Shi Lingfeng: "Actors, to put it bluntly, are young people. For example, you, Xiao Chi, were young and beautiful when you first debuted. Even people like Mr. Zhou rushed to praise you, but you were young at the time and had a high heart. You are arrogant and don't know how to flatter, how are you doing now? Only those hungry old rich women are willing to find you. Today's delivery of Pidiandian'er is hard enough, do the old rich women have a lot of posture? I just asked Yes, that old woman was not a fuel-efficient lamp when she was young, she can marry a 40-year-old man at the age of 20, hehe, it is even more powerful now, she can fuck a 80-year-old star at the age of 20..."
Chi Ming narrowed his eyes, this time he didn't answer the words and couldn't see any special expression.
He is a person who doesn't burn on the surface when he really wants to get angry.
Shi Lingfeng: "Don't get me wrong, Xiao Chi, if this matter is left on my head, I won't let it go, so I really admire you, and you don't have to worry about it. Seriously, who wouldn't sell it in this world? ? Isn’t it just a question of what to sell.” He tapped the butt of a cigarette on Chi Ming’s forehead and said with a smile, “Of course, it must be worth the money.”
Chi Ming had no expression on his face, but his voice was a few degrees lower than usual, "Shi Dongfeng, you're out of your mind."
The tone of a sentence is as usual, but it seems that every word has put a heavy pressure on the vocal cords, hitting the air heavily.
Shi Lingfeng instinctively felt that it was dangerous, and subconsciously backed away. Even though Chi Ming was tied up, he was still not at ease. This man had fought for Shen Danqing a few years ago, and directly beat a security guard into the hospital.
A person like him with (kao) head (lian) and (chi) face (fan) can't risk himself.
Shi Lingfeng got up and took out his phone, shaking the screen at Chiming.
The photo shows Zeng Xiaowei's backside and half of Chi Ming's face.
"Brother Chi, tell me, will Shen Da's manager like this pose? Shall I send it to him for you, study it, and try it with you next time?"
On the other side, Chi Ming's house.
Shen Danqing sat at the table, slowly peeling some kind of tiny seeds, with golden rice in the gray-green shell.
He peeled one and put one next to the incubator. The little bald parrot stared intently at the "rice grains" through the glass.
Shen Danqing: "If you're hungry, eat by yourself."
The parrot uttered a low cry, which was completely unlike the cry that ordinary chicks should have. It was as if an invisible drop of water had fallen into the air, with low ripples swaying around it.
"What's so delicious about milk powder? Or do you really want him to feed you like someone else?"
The parrot flapped its wings dissatisfied.
Shen Danqing: "I said earlier that I told you to wait a little longer before coming back, so that the hair will grow back."
The parrot chirped again.
Shen Danqing said with a smile, "You are still young and impatient."
At this time, the mobile phone rang an information notification tone, and one person and one bird looked at the screen at the same time.
Shen Danqing raised his eyebrows when he saw that the sender was "Shi Dongfeng".
I have a bad feeling.
Sure enough, when I clicked on WeChat, I saw a large-scale photo.
Shen Danqing clicked his tongue.
"Boom--!"
The bald parrot pecked at the glass with its beak.
Shen Danqing: "It's a bit troublesome, I'll deal with it."
Hearing this, the parrot, which obviously had no eyebrows, seemed to frown.
Shen Danqing: "I'll be back soon, you wait at home..."
Before the end sound landed, a tiny blue lightning flashed out of the incubator.
The bald parrot that was squatting there just now disappeared out of thin air.
On the other side, under the bridge.
Chi Ming's temper was not good at first, when he was a child, he was a firecracker at one o'clock, and he taught the class committee members who liked to sue a lot to be a man, but when he grew up, he smoothed it out and turned into a cotton-wrapped firecracker, but I still have a bucket of gunpowder in my heart, as long as I step on the right position, it will explode at one point.
Shi Lingfeng sent messages to sue and kept nagging in front of him, Chi Ming finally exploded.
Although his hands and feet were bound, he was not fixed and had considerable room for movement.
He found a time when Shi Lingfeng turned his back to him, propped his hands behind his back, raised his leg and swept Shi Lingfeng to the ground.
If Chi Ming could move freely, not to mention Shi Lingfeng, even two or three more people would not be enough for him to beat him up, but a tiger in Pingyang is not as good as a dog, Shi Lingfeng got kicked, and became angry and threw himself on Chi Ming.
While Chi Ming was entangled with him, he tried to untie the rope, but it was tied tightly, and it was difficult for him to succeed alone.
At this time, the fifth street light at the head of the bridge flickered.
Then the fourth, and the third, all the way to the vicinity.
A small spark exploded in the air.
The light of the flames radiated into a small ball, light yellow, surrounded by filaments of blue lightning.
It quickly flew behind Chi Ming, and the light cluster became brighter as it shrank.
Suddenly, a tiny bolt of lightning struck down in the air, cutting the rope tied around Chi Ming's hands and feet firmly and firmly.
Chi Ming didn't notice what was going on behind him, but felt his hands and feet were suddenly freed, and saw Shi Lingfeng pounced on him, before he had time to think about it, he punched him right in the face.
There was a fight here, so Fu Man naturally wanted to help, he was fighting a rookie, but he used his weight advantage to throw himself on Chi Ming, thinking of a dog skin plaster was particularly disgusting.
The small ball of light floated behind Chi Ming, seeing this scene, the lightning around him suddenly lit up a few degrees.
Shi Lingfeng originally wanted to use Fu Man to hold Chi Ming back and try to find another round by himself, but he didn't expect Fu Man to cry out in surprise before he lasted a few seconds, "It hurts, it hurts! There's electricity, there's electricity!"
Shi Lingfeng looked disgusted at Fu Man, picked up a stone and threw it at Chi Ming himself.
The ball of light behind Chi Ming flashed, and quickly changed positions, as if trying to block the stone for him, but Shi Lingfeng didn't know what to do, and the stone didn't even touch Chi Ming's shadow.
This time Shi Lingfeng stood where he was, and didn't act rashly anymore, as if he was weighing whether he could win.
Chi Ming snapped his fingers, and subconsciously raised the corner of his mouth, "Is there any other way? If not, just replace me."
When the firecracker is not lit, it is a cylinder wrapped in paper. Sometimes it can be cute when drawing cartoons, but it is not so easy to extinguish once it is lit.
Chi Ming was already holding back his anger, but now that he had the opportunity, he would naturally not be forgiving and forgiving, and he beat them both up like pigs.
After the gunpowder burns out, there is a piece of land left.
Chi Ming hadn't finished taking the medicine yet and was very dizzy, but he returned to the car immediately and found Zeng Xiaowei who was still unconscious.
Seeing that her clothes were a bit messy, Chi Ming covered her with the suit she was wearing today, and got out of the car with only his shirt on.
Leaning against the side of the car to light a cigarette, let yourself slow down.
There was something wrong with the street lights on the bridge, and they flickered every few seconds, like blinking.
With the river rushing past behind him, Chi Ming seemed to hear a voice asking in his heart: Are you okay?
Chi Ming shook his head as if asking himself a question.
Don't care about the reason, now that he beat Shi, it won't be easy.
As if to confirm his conjecture, Shi Lingfeng yelled: "Chi Ming! I've already sent the photo, if you dare to do anything to me, you will be finished!"
Fu Man echoed: "Yes! You're done with!"
I really don't know what strength is supporting them, they are all tied up into rice dumplings and still have such a big tone.
Chi Ming's movements remained unchanged, he only raised his eyes and glanced at them, "Shut up."
In an instant, there was only the sound of water, and the street lamp flickered fiercely.
The yellow light ball touched Chi Ming's shoulder, jumped slightly, and disappeared.
After Chi Ming finished smoking a cigarette, he called Shen Danqing.
"Sorry, I broke Shi Dongfeng's nose on impulse."
Shen Danqing was very calm: "The medical expenses will be deducted from your Yu'e Bao."
"..." Chi Ming, "I was photographed, and then that girl..."
"Is Zeng Xiaowei right? I'll take care of this matter. Answer me a question first. Did you see anything strange just now?"
"Does Shi Dongfeng count?"
"Or something weird."
"Oh, the street lights keep flashing."
"Okay, I see. Where are you? I'll ask someone to pick you up."
"No, I have a car, I'll go straight back."
Shen Danqing frowned and put down the phone, then glanced at the incubator again.
Still empty.
He paced back and forth in the room, checking the boxes in an average of ten seconds. Finally, the chandelier in the living room flickered violently for more than ten seconds, and the glass made a toothache trembling sound, followed by a muffled sound, and the whole building was shocked. dark.
From a distance, I heard the angry shout of the aunt downstairs: It's tripped again!
The chandelier swayed twice, then fell down pitifully, and landed on Chi Ming's two-meter luxurious bed.
In the darkness, a light yellow ball of light gradually gathered and formed in the incubator. After the dim light faded, it turned back into the bald parrot that had just hatched.
Seeing that it came back safely, Shen Danqing relaxed for a moment, then frowned again.
The lanugo on the top of the parrot's head used to be four neatly, but now three are missing, and the remaining one is also wilting, like a bean sprouts about to wither under the scorching sun.
"One go and one return, as long as two teleports, how could there be three missing?"
The little bald parrot lowered his head, as if he really didn't want to face this problem.
Shen Danqing took a mirror very sympathetically and stood outside the incubator.
The little bald-haired parrot seemed to have been frightened ten thousand times, and the lanugo on the top of its head stood up instantly. It took a few steps back, completely lost its previous arrogance, and got into the pile of sawdust, covering its bare head with its small wings.
"It seems that you yourself know how ugly it is."
Bald parrot: "!"
Shen Danqing stopped teasing it, took Chi Ming's old clothes and stuffed them into the incubator.
The bald parrot got in very consciously and wrapped himself up in a ball.
"It's only been out of the shell for a day, and if you fly like this, you will have to go back to the furnace and rebuild it within three days."
The bald parrot snorted.
"The world has been peaceful for nearly a hundred years. How much danger can he face as an ordinary artist? And I said I will deal with it. Why are you so anxious?"
The parrot seemed to think he was too annoying, shrank its body into the pile of clothes, and then used its small wings to pull some fabric to cover its head, just like a rice dumpling—a bird flavor, with a sandwich.
After a while, it exposed a pair of eyes, like two little stars, flashing towards the door from time to time.
An hour later, Chi Ming finally came back.
The clothes were dirty and wrinkled, and there were still bruises on the wrists from the rope.
Shen Danqing looked him up and down, "Fortunately, you have also failed yourself. It is not easy for the surname Shi to put all the responsibility on you."
Chi Ming rubbed his nose, lowered his head and said nothing, like a primary school student meeting the dean, there is no gunpowder in the firecracker.
Shen Danqing: "Looking at you like this, do you know you're wrong?"
"Well, it's wrong to hit someone, and you shouldn't get in his car, and you shouldn't drink indiscriminately." Chi Ming briefly explained the cause and effect, and then threw the car keys to Shen Danqing, "I'll just drive the car back Yes, everyone is in the car."
Shen Danqing: "Well, go and see your parrot, don't worry about the rest."
Chi Ming walked to the incubator, remembered something, and said to Shen Danqing: "That girl should know nothing, don't make things difficult for her."
"If you talk so much, aren't you afraid that your parrot will starve to death?"
Chi Ming immediately stripped the parrot out of the pile of clothes, and at a glance found that its head was bald, as if it had encountered a mid-life crisis.
"Why is there only one? Are you hungry? Parrots also lose their hair?"
The corner of Shen Danqing's mouth twitched lightly, "You're pretty good at finding the point."
Chi Ming is used to being complained by Shen Danqing, he doesn't need him to say everything, he can make up his own brain——
If it doesn't eat anymore, it will turn from a living parrot to a dead bald man.
Chi Ming's heart skipped a beat, and without talking nonsense, he immediately went to mix up a portion of milk powder, tested the temperature himself, and gently handed it to the parrot.
"Come on, little bald hair, open your mouth to eat."
The parrot is still very uncooperative.
Shen Danqing watched silently for a while, then suddenly kicked Chi Ming, "Why don't you treat it better?"
Chi Ming got into trouble today, and he didn't dare to talk back at all, he just said: "Okay, yes, since I have raised him, I will be responsible to the end."
The little bald parrot raised his head and glanced at him.
Shen Danqing smiled, "Okay, remember what you said today."
Chi Ming: "..." I always feel that something is wrong.
"I'm leaving first, there are still many things to deal with." Shen Danqing walked to the door, paused and said, "Also, don't call it that, animals have self-respect."
"It doesn't understand human language."
"But I can feel the tone of your voice."
Only Chiming and the bald parrot were left in the room.
Do animals have dignity too?Probably, but Chi Ming thought about it, and felt that he had never done anything to hurt the little bald hair's self-esteem, except for always calling him bald hair.
But parrots can't understand human speech, right?
Chi Ming glanced at the door guiltily, making sure that Shen Danqing had already left, and then approached the parrot: "Little bald hair? You don't like it?"
The parrot turned its head and ignored Chi Ming.
Sure enough, it was because of the tone of voice?
Chi Ming held the parrot in front of his eyes, tried to soften his voice, and called again very softly, "Small~bald~hair~"
"Pa—" the parrot raised its extremely short claws, and kicked Chi Ming hard on the face.
Well, every baldy has a sensitive heart, regardless of species.
Chi Ming noticed that there was a purple ring on the little bald's foot. The owner of the bird shop said that the ring is the identification of the artificial parrot.
Look carefully, there is a number engraved on the ankle ring.
... 66?
Or 99?
Probably 66, because 666.
Chi Ming called tentatively, "Six Liu? Hey, do you like this name?"
The little bald hair didn't have any special reaction, maybe he doesn't hate it, so it seems that he really doesn't like the nickname bald hair.
With such a stubborn temper, it's probably a male.
Chi Ming put the syringe to Little Bald Mao's mouth again, "Come on Liuliu, let's eat."
Miraculously, the little bald hair who refused to open his mouth no matter how much he fed before, actually cooperated and grabbed the hose.
Chi Ming fed it a mouthful of powdered milk, and seeing it swallowed, his heart suddenly jumped with joy, and he felt like a father.
"My son is so good. Although you are bald, Dad doesn't dislike you."
The lanugo on the top of the parrot's head trembled, and suddenly it flew up and kicked the needle tube open, then puffed up its cheeks, and spit out the milk powder in its mouth to Chi Ming's face.
The author has something to say: I went to bed at two o’clock yesterday and felt like I was going bald
Manager Fu Man drove the car to the open space under the bridge.
Shi Lingfeng gave Fu Man a wink, and the two of them moved Chi Ming and Zeng Xiaowei out of the car together.
Fu Man: "Fuck it, it's quite heavy!"
Shi Lingfeng: "Why don't you feel heavy when collecting money?"
Fu Man: "How do you say that, brother Shi, please show consideration to me, a fat man, your job is more difficult than you imagined."
"Stop talking nonsense, go back and add money to you."
The two took off Chi Ming's shirt, tied his hands and feet and leaned against the tree, while Fu Man stripped Zeng Xiaowei to only his underwear, and made her lie on Chi Ming's body in a pose that any adult would understand.
Fu Manting roughly messed up Zeng Xiaowei's hair, "Little idiot, you may not be able to become popular even if you take off your body, you still fucking refuse to take it off."
After taking pictures with his mobile phone, Shi Lingfeng took a few more shots with his camera, "Change the action."
Fu Man: "What kind of posture does Brother Shi like?"
"I found that you talk a lot of nonsense today."
"I'm happy, I wanted to teach the little idiot a lesson a long time ago, brother Shi, you said how stupid she is, and she has been in the company for half a year without inquiring about her background, so I asked her to invite Chi Ming, and she really went, and she was very happy. Brother, it’s okay to be stupid, and you don’t want to give anything for a day, and you just want to be a star just because you look good? I watch dating shows are suitable for her. Really Brother Shi, you say that the child now is really, not at all I wasn’t as dedicated as you were.”
Shi Lingfeng glared at Fu Man.
Fu Man: "Hey, don't worry too much, my brother Shi can be popular because of his real skills."
This ♂ thing.
Shi Lingfeng took a bunch of photos and videos with his mobile phone and camera for a while, and when he was done, he first sent the results to the paparazzi who had made an appointment in advance, and asked him to temporarily save them in case there were any changes.
Fu Manbang dressed Xiaowei and carried her back to the car, shaking with laughter, "Brother Shi, your idea is really good, I can't wait, the little idiot wakes up and finds that the world is full of pornographic photos of herself, she has to Are you so excited? You didn’t do anything fucking, and you’ll be fucking red after sleeping!”
Shi Lingfeng obviously didn't want to pay attention to him, and poured several bottles of ice water on Chi Ming to wake him up.
"Brother Chi slept really soundly this time. No wonder, are you tired from accompanying the guests today?"
Chi Ming was dizzy, his wrists and ankles were strangled by the rope, and his whole body was soaked, his trousers were tightly wrapped around his legs, making him uncomfortable.
Those two people tied up Chi Ming in advance because they were afraid that he would wake up halfway to take pictures. Later, although they wanted to strip Chi Ming like Zeng Xiaowei, the rope was accidentally tied and it was hard to untie it. He was only allowed to be topless, and a few large-scale pictures were borrowed.
Chi Ming had a premonition before he fell into a coma, and now that he was naked and tied up, he had almost figured out the cause and effect.
"Shi Dongfeng, what do you want?"
"What else can I think about? I have to finish filming the main scenes. Brother Chi is indeed a lover. It's really exciting to play in his true colors."
Chi Ming looked around, but he didn't see Zeng Xiaowei, so he looked into the car again.
Shi Lingfeng: "You are really kind-hearted, how can you still care about others? Just make a few moves, it's not real, even if you show your feelings, you won't be so fast."
"Shi Dongfeng, are you fucking sick? Can you do anything to a little girl?"
"If it weren't for that little girl, you wouldn't be able to get in my car. Calling you senior brother a few times makes you really think she admires you? Let's be honest, it's all a show arranged by the little girl. I'm using you to hype it up. This senior will do her a favor."
Chi Ming: "Nonsense."
For a moment, he really suspected that Zeng Xiaowei and Shi Lingfeng were in the same group. After all, the company knew that he and Shi Lingfeng were at odds. Even if Zeng Xiaowei was a newcomer, his manager should have mentioned her.
But her manager is Fu Man, who is nicknamed "Pimp Man".
In terms of emotion and reason, Chi Ming was willing to believe that Zeng Xiaowei didn't know about all this.
Shi Lingfeng's style was enchanting today, his hair was highlighted and dyed a few strands of purple, he lit a cigar, poked Chi Ming's waist with the front end, and sprayed a puff of white smoke on his face.
Chi Ming frowned.
Shi Lingfeng asked in a tone that was deliberately concave as soon as he heard it: "What? Choked you?"
Chi Ming didn't answer.
Shi Lingfeng raised the corners of his mouth coldly, raised his slender eyebrows, and leaned closer and said, "Actually, I always thought you were very special and had a lot of personality. Our artists at the same time were competitive one by one, but it's not true that you are too sharp." Good thing, it's better for you to be low-key and reserved..." He paused deliberately at this point, "Ten years have been like a day, let everyone be at the bottom."
"Speak the key."
"Mr. Zhou often said that he likes you so aloof from the world."
really.Chi Ming thought to himself, this guy makes trouble for him every time because of Zhou Ji.
Hearing that the two were breaking up a while ago, Shi Dongfeng was probably furious and wanted to use him to "bury the lost love".
Shi Lingfeng: "Actors, to put it bluntly, are young people. For example, you, Xiao Chi, were young and beautiful when you first debuted. Even people like Mr. Zhou rushed to praise you, but you were young at the time and had a high heart. You are arrogant and don't know how to flatter, how are you doing now? Only those hungry old rich women are willing to find you. Today's delivery of Pidiandian'er is hard enough, do the old rich women have a lot of posture? I just asked Yes, that old woman was not a fuel-efficient lamp when she was young, she can marry a 40-year-old man at the age of 20, hehe, it is even more powerful now, she can fuck a 80-year-old star at the age of 20..."
Chi Ming narrowed his eyes, this time he didn't answer the words and couldn't see any special expression.
He is a person who doesn't burn on the surface when he really wants to get angry.
Shi Lingfeng: "Don't get me wrong, Xiao Chi, if this matter is left on my head, I won't let it go, so I really admire you, and you don't have to worry about it. Seriously, who wouldn't sell it in this world? ? Isn’t it just a question of what to sell.” He tapped the butt of a cigarette on Chi Ming’s forehead and said with a smile, “Of course, it must be worth the money.”
Chi Ming had no expression on his face, but his voice was a few degrees lower than usual, "Shi Dongfeng, you're out of your mind."
The tone of a sentence is as usual, but it seems that every word has put a heavy pressure on the vocal cords, hitting the air heavily.
Shi Lingfeng instinctively felt that it was dangerous, and subconsciously backed away. Even though Chi Ming was tied up, he was still not at ease. This man had fought for Shen Danqing a few years ago, and directly beat a security guard into the hospital.
A person like him with (kao) head (lian) and (chi) face (fan) can't risk himself.
Shi Lingfeng got up and took out his phone, shaking the screen at Chiming.
The photo shows Zeng Xiaowei's backside and half of Chi Ming's face.
"Brother Chi, tell me, will Shen Da's manager like this pose? Shall I send it to him for you, study it, and try it with you next time?"
On the other side, Chi Ming's house.
Shen Danqing sat at the table, slowly peeling some kind of tiny seeds, with golden rice in the gray-green shell.
He peeled one and put one next to the incubator. The little bald parrot stared intently at the "rice grains" through the glass.
Shen Danqing: "If you're hungry, eat by yourself."
The parrot uttered a low cry, which was completely unlike the cry that ordinary chicks should have. It was as if an invisible drop of water had fallen into the air, with low ripples swaying around it.
"What's so delicious about milk powder? Or do you really want him to feed you like someone else?"
The parrot flapped its wings dissatisfied.
Shen Danqing: "I said earlier that I told you to wait a little longer before coming back, so that the hair will grow back."
The parrot chirped again.
Shen Danqing said with a smile, "You are still young and impatient."
At this time, the mobile phone rang an information notification tone, and one person and one bird looked at the screen at the same time.
Shen Danqing raised his eyebrows when he saw that the sender was "Shi Dongfeng".
I have a bad feeling.
Sure enough, when I clicked on WeChat, I saw a large-scale photo.
Shen Danqing clicked his tongue.
"Boom--!"
The bald parrot pecked at the glass with its beak.
Shen Danqing: "It's a bit troublesome, I'll deal with it."
Hearing this, the parrot, which obviously had no eyebrows, seemed to frown.
Shen Danqing: "I'll be back soon, you wait at home..."
Before the end sound landed, a tiny blue lightning flashed out of the incubator.
The bald parrot that was squatting there just now disappeared out of thin air.
On the other side, under the bridge.
Chi Ming's temper was not good at first, when he was a child, he was a firecracker at one o'clock, and he taught the class committee members who liked to sue a lot to be a man, but when he grew up, he smoothed it out and turned into a cotton-wrapped firecracker, but I still have a bucket of gunpowder in my heart, as long as I step on the right position, it will explode at one point.
Shi Lingfeng sent messages to sue and kept nagging in front of him, Chi Ming finally exploded.
Although his hands and feet were bound, he was not fixed and had considerable room for movement.
He found a time when Shi Lingfeng turned his back to him, propped his hands behind his back, raised his leg and swept Shi Lingfeng to the ground.
If Chi Ming could move freely, not to mention Shi Lingfeng, even two or three more people would not be enough for him to beat him up, but a tiger in Pingyang is not as good as a dog, Shi Lingfeng got kicked, and became angry and threw himself on Chi Ming.
While Chi Ming was entangled with him, he tried to untie the rope, but it was tied tightly, and it was difficult for him to succeed alone.
At this time, the fifth street light at the head of the bridge flickered.
Then the fourth, and the third, all the way to the vicinity.
A small spark exploded in the air.
The light of the flames radiated into a small ball, light yellow, surrounded by filaments of blue lightning.
It quickly flew behind Chi Ming, and the light cluster became brighter as it shrank.
Suddenly, a tiny bolt of lightning struck down in the air, cutting the rope tied around Chi Ming's hands and feet firmly and firmly.
Chi Ming didn't notice what was going on behind him, but felt his hands and feet were suddenly freed, and saw Shi Lingfeng pounced on him, before he had time to think about it, he punched him right in the face.
There was a fight here, so Fu Man naturally wanted to help, he was fighting a rookie, but he used his weight advantage to throw himself on Chi Ming, thinking of a dog skin plaster was particularly disgusting.
The small ball of light floated behind Chi Ming, seeing this scene, the lightning around him suddenly lit up a few degrees.
Shi Lingfeng originally wanted to use Fu Man to hold Chi Ming back and try to find another round by himself, but he didn't expect Fu Man to cry out in surprise before he lasted a few seconds, "It hurts, it hurts! There's electricity, there's electricity!"
Shi Lingfeng looked disgusted at Fu Man, picked up a stone and threw it at Chi Ming himself.
The ball of light behind Chi Ming flashed, and quickly changed positions, as if trying to block the stone for him, but Shi Lingfeng didn't know what to do, and the stone didn't even touch Chi Ming's shadow.
This time Shi Lingfeng stood where he was, and didn't act rashly anymore, as if he was weighing whether he could win.
Chi Ming snapped his fingers, and subconsciously raised the corner of his mouth, "Is there any other way? If not, just replace me."
When the firecracker is not lit, it is a cylinder wrapped in paper. Sometimes it can be cute when drawing cartoons, but it is not so easy to extinguish once it is lit.
Chi Ming was already holding back his anger, but now that he had the opportunity, he would naturally not be forgiving and forgiving, and he beat them both up like pigs.
After the gunpowder burns out, there is a piece of land left.
Chi Ming hadn't finished taking the medicine yet and was very dizzy, but he returned to the car immediately and found Zeng Xiaowei who was still unconscious.
Seeing that her clothes were a bit messy, Chi Ming covered her with the suit she was wearing today, and got out of the car with only his shirt on.
Leaning against the side of the car to light a cigarette, let yourself slow down.
There was something wrong with the street lights on the bridge, and they flickered every few seconds, like blinking.
With the river rushing past behind him, Chi Ming seemed to hear a voice asking in his heart: Are you okay?
Chi Ming shook his head as if asking himself a question.
Don't care about the reason, now that he beat Shi, it won't be easy.
As if to confirm his conjecture, Shi Lingfeng yelled: "Chi Ming! I've already sent the photo, if you dare to do anything to me, you will be finished!"
Fu Man echoed: "Yes! You're done with!"
I really don't know what strength is supporting them, they are all tied up into rice dumplings and still have such a big tone.
Chi Ming's movements remained unchanged, he only raised his eyes and glanced at them, "Shut up."
In an instant, there was only the sound of water, and the street lamp flickered fiercely.
The yellow light ball touched Chi Ming's shoulder, jumped slightly, and disappeared.
After Chi Ming finished smoking a cigarette, he called Shen Danqing.
"Sorry, I broke Shi Dongfeng's nose on impulse."
Shen Danqing was very calm: "The medical expenses will be deducted from your Yu'e Bao."
"..." Chi Ming, "I was photographed, and then that girl..."
"Is Zeng Xiaowei right? I'll take care of this matter. Answer me a question first. Did you see anything strange just now?"
"Does Shi Dongfeng count?"
"Or something weird."
"Oh, the street lights keep flashing."
"Okay, I see. Where are you? I'll ask someone to pick you up."
"No, I have a car, I'll go straight back."
Shen Danqing frowned and put down the phone, then glanced at the incubator again.
Still empty.
He paced back and forth in the room, checking the boxes in an average of ten seconds. Finally, the chandelier in the living room flickered violently for more than ten seconds, and the glass made a toothache trembling sound, followed by a muffled sound, and the whole building was shocked. dark.
From a distance, I heard the angry shout of the aunt downstairs: It's tripped again!
The chandelier swayed twice, then fell down pitifully, and landed on Chi Ming's two-meter luxurious bed.
In the darkness, a light yellow ball of light gradually gathered and formed in the incubator. After the dim light faded, it turned back into the bald parrot that had just hatched.
Seeing that it came back safely, Shen Danqing relaxed for a moment, then frowned again.
The lanugo on the top of the parrot's head used to be four neatly, but now three are missing, and the remaining one is also wilting, like a bean sprouts about to wither under the scorching sun.
"One go and one return, as long as two teleports, how could there be three missing?"
The little bald parrot lowered his head, as if he really didn't want to face this problem.
Shen Danqing took a mirror very sympathetically and stood outside the incubator.
The little bald-haired parrot seemed to have been frightened ten thousand times, and the lanugo on the top of its head stood up instantly. It took a few steps back, completely lost its previous arrogance, and got into the pile of sawdust, covering its bare head with its small wings.
"It seems that you yourself know how ugly it is."
Bald parrot: "!"
Shen Danqing stopped teasing it, took Chi Ming's old clothes and stuffed them into the incubator.
The bald parrot got in very consciously and wrapped himself up in a ball.
"It's only been out of the shell for a day, and if you fly like this, you will have to go back to the furnace and rebuild it within three days."
The bald parrot snorted.
"The world has been peaceful for nearly a hundred years. How much danger can he face as an ordinary artist? And I said I will deal with it. Why are you so anxious?"
The parrot seemed to think he was too annoying, shrank its body into the pile of clothes, and then used its small wings to pull some fabric to cover its head, just like a rice dumpling—a bird flavor, with a sandwich.
After a while, it exposed a pair of eyes, like two little stars, flashing towards the door from time to time.
An hour later, Chi Ming finally came back.
The clothes were dirty and wrinkled, and there were still bruises on the wrists from the rope.
Shen Danqing looked him up and down, "Fortunately, you have also failed yourself. It is not easy for the surname Shi to put all the responsibility on you."
Chi Ming rubbed his nose, lowered his head and said nothing, like a primary school student meeting the dean, there is no gunpowder in the firecracker.
Shen Danqing: "Looking at you like this, do you know you're wrong?"
"Well, it's wrong to hit someone, and you shouldn't get in his car, and you shouldn't drink indiscriminately." Chi Ming briefly explained the cause and effect, and then threw the car keys to Shen Danqing, "I'll just drive the car back Yes, everyone is in the car."
Shen Danqing: "Well, go and see your parrot, don't worry about the rest."
Chi Ming walked to the incubator, remembered something, and said to Shen Danqing: "That girl should know nothing, don't make things difficult for her."
"If you talk so much, aren't you afraid that your parrot will starve to death?"
Chi Ming immediately stripped the parrot out of the pile of clothes, and at a glance found that its head was bald, as if it had encountered a mid-life crisis.
"Why is there only one? Are you hungry? Parrots also lose their hair?"
The corner of Shen Danqing's mouth twitched lightly, "You're pretty good at finding the point."
Chi Ming is used to being complained by Shen Danqing, he doesn't need him to say everything, he can make up his own brain——
If it doesn't eat anymore, it will turn from a living parrot to a dead bald man.
Chi Ming's heart skipped a beat, and without talking nonsense, he immediately went to mix up a portion of milk powder, tested the temperature himself, and gently handed it to the parrot.
"Come on, little bald hair, open your mouth to eat."
The parrot is still very uncooperative.
Shen Danqing watched silently for a while, then suddenly kicked Chi Ming, "Why don't you treat it better?"
Chi Ming got into trouble today, and he didn't dare to talk back at all, he just said: "Okay, yes, since I have raised him, I will be responsible to the end."
The little bald parrot raised his head and glanced at him.
Shen Danqing smiled, "Okay, remember what you said today."
Chi Ming: "..." I always feel that something is wrong.
"I'm leaving first, there are still many things to deal with." Shen Danqing walked to the door, paused and said, "Also, don't call it that, animals have self-respect."
"It doesn't understand human language."
"But I can feel the tone of your voice."
Only Chiming and the bald parrot were left in the room.
Do animals have dignity too?Probably, but Chi Ming thought about it, and felt that he had never done anything to hurt the little bald hair's self-esteem, except for always calling him bald hair.
But parrots can't understand human speech, right?
Chi Ming glanced at the door guiltily, making sure that Shen Danqing had already left, and then approached the parrot: "Little bald hair? You don't like it?"
The parrot turned its head and ignored Chi Ming.
Sure enough, it was because of the tone of voice?
Chi Ming held the parrot in front of his eyes, tried to soften his voice, and called again very softly, "Small~bald~hair~"
"Pa—" the parrot raised its extremely short claws, and kicked Chi Ming hard on the face.
Well, every baldy has a sensitive heart, regardless of species.
Chi Ming noticed that there was a purple ring on the little bald's foot. The owner of the bird shop said that the ring is the identification of the artificial parrot.
Look carefully, there is a number engraved on the ankle ring.
... 66?
Or 99?
Probably 66, because 666.
Chi Ming called tentatively, "Six Liu? Hey, do you like this name?"
The little bald hair didn't have any special reaction, maybe he doesn't hate it, so it seems that he really doesn't like the nickname bald hair.
With such a stubborn temper, it's probably a male.
Chi Ming put the syringe to Little Bald Mao's mouth again, "Come on Liuliu, let's eat."
Miraculously, the little bald hair who refused to open his mouth no matter how much he fed before, actually cooperated and grabbed the hose.
Chi Ming fed it a mouthful of powdered milk, and seeing it swallowed, his heart suddenly jumped with joy, and he felt like a father.
"My son is so good. Although you are bald, Dad doesn't dislike you."
The lanugo on the top of the parrot's head trembled, and suddenly it flew up and kicked the needle tube open, then puffed up its cheeks, and spit out the milk powder in its mouth to Chi Ming's face.
The author has something to say: I went to bed at two o’clock yesterday and felt like I was going bald
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