818 The actor who was raised by my milk

Yan Jiu said one hour, but really only slept for one hour.

Chi Ming moved his numb arm, and asked him suspiciously: "The timing is so accurate, are you pretending to be asleep again?"

Yan Jiu opened his eyes only halfway, slowly peeled off a candy and stuffed it into his mouth, and replied vaguely: "...nca..."

Seeing Xiao Wandan so lazy and self-willed, the old father Chi Ming couldn't help but want to teach him a few words, "Aren't you afraid of biting your tongue while talking with candy in your mouth?" He wanted to say that he was so impolite and told him to pay attention in the future.

Xiao Wandan took out the lollipop and shook it, squinted his eyes and said with a half-smile: "This is a hospital, if I bite it, I'll go in and lie down."

It was only then that Chi Ming remembered that it was almost time.

"Sit here and don't run around, I'll go in and have a look."

As soon as Chi Ming walked to the door of the ward, he heard voices inside.

He has been sitting outside, and no one has come into the house. Who could be talking?

Knocking on the door and entering the room, I saw Yuan Fangfang in an uncomfortable posture, like a sunflower lying down, with a small fair face leaning directly under the lamp. The moth crashed into the lamp.

He was the only one in the room and saw no one else.

Chi Ming followed his posture to look over, only to find that he was holding a mobile phone.

"On the phone?"

"Huh?" Yuan Fangfang looked back at Chi Ming, his whole expression was much better than when he came, "Oh! Huh? I'm almost done calling... Call? Oh no, Brother Chi, come here, come here." Ming waving, like a lying down lucky cat.

Chi Ming walked to the bed, Yuan Fangfang shook the phone at him, then took it back, and blew a series of kisses to the screen, "Good night, everyone, good night, your darlings have to leave first."

Only then did Chi Ming realize that the voice in front was talking to himself, and Yuan Fangfang was broadcasting live.

"..."

Actually, the live broadcast is hanging on drips. If Shen Danqing is here, he must be praised for his dedication.

The barrage exploded.

The screen was swiped by "don't go", "who" and "didn't see clearly".

Yuan Fangfang: "Didn't you see it clearly? Hahahaha I just won't show it to you. How can my male god just show it to you casually, oh...is my male god handsome? Why didn't you say that I am the most handsome in the world?" Is it?"

In just a short while, the analysis emperor posted the entry list of "Please, Goddess" based on Yuan Fangfang's itinerary in the barrage, and then everyone quickly guessed from the passing figure, through the height and outline answer.

[Visual measurement of 1.9 meters, I will call Chiming]

[Late Ming? 】

【Late Ming +1】

[Silly son, if you don’t work hard to become a male god when you participate in the show, you’ll pick another male god! 】

【Compared to Chi Ming】

[Please help us take care of our silly son! 】

【Already taking care of it】

[At this time in the hospital, Father Chi must have sent his son there! 】

[Thank you Brother Chi for taking care of my son! 】

[Thank you Brother Chi for taking care of my son! ! 】

[Thank you Brother Chi for taking care of my son! ! ! 】

[Is brother Chi so warm? 】

【Son, you went to the hospital after three o'clock, right?I have a wild guess! 】

[A house! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Son, you are only three years old, what do you want to do! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Chi Ming raises parrots? 】

[Have you seen the parrot? 】

[Bald parrot! ! ! ! !wear a wig! ! ! ! 】

【Not bald anymore】

[How could it be possible to take a parrot to record a show! 】

……

Yuan Fangfang couldn't keep up with the speed of the barrage, but saw a few articles about parrots, "Oh yes, parrots are not bald anymore, and this bird is super cute! Hmm? Oh, why can you bring pets... because My male god is a good father hahahaha I really want to download it, the battery is 2%, so good night!"

Chi Ming: "..."

He just sat at the door for two hours, and he turned into a male god when he came back.

Yuan Fangfang put down his phone, "Brother Chi, look, I'm already cured! My stomach doesn't hurt at all!"

Chi Ming hummed, "It's almost there, I'll ask the doctor to remove the needle."

Yuan Fangfang wanted to raise his hand again to express his love, but this time Chi Ming reacted quickly and pressed his dishonest paw.

Yuan Fangfang blinked, "Brother Chi, why are you grabbing my love?"

"..." Chi Ming realized that the child had no common sense, "There is a needle, so don't move around."

Yuan Fangfang turned off the live broadcast with one hand before, but he didn't turn it off when his hand slipped.

This scene on the bed was seen by fans.

The barrage really exploded this time, and the exclamation marks floated across the sky, directly draining the last battery.

So much so that Yuan Fangfang himself didn't notice this episode at all.

His mind is full of what he said just now, Brother Chi caught me with great love, Brother Chi caught me with great love...

Always feel that something is not right?

When returning back, Yuan Fangfang was still sitting in the co-pilot, Chi Ming and Yan Jiu were sitting in the back, the angle of the rearview mirror was very good, Yuan Fangfang could see Chi Ming when he looked up.

Sure enough, I still feel that something is not right?

That sentence is gay.

Yuan Fangfang, who always only knew how to be cute, suddenly realized that he might have lit up the skill of selling rot?

As soon as he got back to the guest house, Yan Jiu was dragged back by Uncle Bai who waited until the smoke was coming out of his head. Chi Ming went to find Dongfang Xiaoxin first, and Yuan Fangfang went back to the room by himself. Sitting on the single bed, he couldn't see anywhere else, and his eyes fell naturally. On Chi Ming's bed.

Then, out of some hard-to-explain motives, he lay on his bed and recreated the scene for himself, showing love with his left hand, and grabbing the wrist of his left hand with his right, and whispered, Brother Chi, why are you grabbing my big love? ?

Then he touched the top of his head with his left hand, and made a silence gesture with his right index finger...

At this moment, Chi Ming suddenly returned to the room, Yuan Fangfang felt guilty, so he pulled up the quilt to cover himself, not sure if the quilt was too thick, and when he was so stuffy, he immediately felt his skin was hot, like a high fever.

After a while, Yuan Fangfang heard the sound of turning off the light with a "snap". Just as Yuan Fangfang was about to emerge, he heard footsteps coming towards him and stopped beside the bed.

Huh huh huh huh huh?

what's the situation?

Is it pretending to sleep or pretending to sleep or pretending to sleep?

Then the quilt was lifted, and the cool air after the rain spread over his face. Yuan Fangfang felt cool, and with the contrast, he also felt that his face was hotter.

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! ?

Do you want to sneak attack?

How to do how to do?

Is it to play dead or play dead or play dead?

Chi Ming thought that Yuan Fangfang was asleep, and saw that he was stuffed with the quilt, so he lifted it up for him.

At that time, I rubbed his forehead and felt a little hot, so I turned on the desk lamp to have a look, and I saw that his face was flushed.

So Chi Ming touched his forehead with his hand, and then touched Yuan Fangfang's.

It seems to be okay, I don't feel particularly hot, and the blushing is probably just stuffy.

It would be dawn if he didn't sleep any more, so Chi Ming put his little boy into a box and put it on the bedside, and fell asleep with the box in his arms.

On the bed next door, Yuan Fangfang secretly opened one eye, watched Chi Ming for a while, then silently pulled up the quilt and wrapped himself in a rice dumpling.

It's over, it's really a pill this time.

Like going to the hospital in the middle of the night, the program team would naturally not let it go. Early the next morning, they dragged Yuan Fangfang, who couldn't wake up, to record his thoughts.

Yuan Fangfang's brain is completely ignorant, he doesn't even know how to play tricks and cuteness, he foolishly talks to the camera about friendship first and competition second, and he also talks about unacceptable water and soil, and heavy humidity, I suggest putting some red beans in the lunch box to dehumidify everyone ...

A rare sunny day after rain.

In the morning, the program team took everyone around the town primary school, recorded the first wave of auditions, and showed their love.

After eating at noon and giving a brief explanation, I dragged a group of people to the mountains again.

After the rain, there are more fireflies than usual. This is a rare opportunity, so I have to record the part of catching fireflies.

In this kind of almost closed competition, the program team originally asked all stars not to bring assistants, but something happened to Chi Ming, and his pet parrot suddenly went on a hunger strike. Unless Chi Ming fed it himself, no one else would come. refused to eat.

At first, the person in charge didn't believe it when he heard this, but he called more than n staff members to try it out, and found that the bird really didn't buy into anyone, only Chiming.

No way, make an exception and let Chi Ming go up the mountain with his assistant, anyway, we can talk about the parrot by the way.

So we can't just make an exception. In the end, almost every celebrity brought an assistant. Others were fine. Shi Lingfeng's assistant was weird. He brought a bunch of gaudy jars. Although it claimed that it contained herbs that repelled mosquitoes and snakes, Everyone was skeptical. Judging by his sneaky appearance, wouldn't it be possible to take stimulants even if he caught a firefly?

In order to make the fireflies look like Japanese blockbusters, the program team deliberately chose the location next to the stream downstream of the spring mouth.

One afternoon is spent surveying the terrain.

The stars each draw a toolkit. Except for the default tent, other tools are different for each person, which requires them to find another way or cooperate with others.

Chi Ming's kit had knives and lighters, but no pots for cooking, Yuan Fangfang had pots but no ingredients, and Jiang Chengxin got a bunch of oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar.

The big-hearted Jiang Cheng didn't think too much about it, so he opened a bottle of hot sauce and ate it as a snack.

Chi Ming: "...Did you get the water?"

Jiang Cheng thought: "No, do you want to eat sauce, buddy? There are diced beef in it. No matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat, but it needs skills. Come and let me teach you how to fish it."

Chi Ming carefully looked at Jiang Chengxin's tool bag, "Without water, you are not afraid of dying?"

Jiang Cheng thought: "It's broken, the ball is dead, what should I do?"

In fact, everyone does not have water, but there is a water bottle in the kit, and they can walk a kilometer of mountain roads to fetch water from the spring.

So the first task came, to find the spring mouth independently and fetch water back.

Everyone knows that Jiang Chengxin is a road idiot, or the kind who has been obsessed with life since he was a child.

Chi Ming asked her if she could fetch water alone?

Jiang Cheng was speechless, "Okay, follow the path along the creek, it must be silly to get lost, but the director said, I have to get lost, and I must get lost naturally."

Chi Ming: "I'm afraid the next step is to be a hero to save the beauty. Do some mysterious mission and ask us all to find you."

Jiang Cheng sighed inwardly, and patted Chi Ming on the back, "Don't worry buddy, we're a friendship born of food, I'll leave some secret signs for you later, you follow to find me, and you'll win for sure."

"You're not really lost, are you?"

"No, I'm just going to be fascinated for a while. Brother Camera will save me. The destination has been chosen. There is a ruined temple on the top of the mountain."

As Chi Ming guessed, the task of fetching water did include a search for someone, but before Chi Ming saw the so-called secret signal Jiang Chengxin had left, the cameraman said to him, "Jiang Chengxin is missing."

Chi Ming hadn't realized it at the time, and said casually, "She's a road idiot."

"No, it's really gone. It's not a program effect. I just received a notice that Jiang Cheng lost his heart. Let's all go back first and make a plan before we come out to look for it."

It was already dark at this time, and Chi Ming was quite worried about Jiang Cheng, but rather than acting alone, he should go back and gather first.

however……

This mountain road is poisonous.

He and the camera brother obviously walked back along the stream together, but when they turned around halfway, they found that the camera brother was gone.

Chi Ming: "..."

So is it a lie to say that Jiang Chengxin disappeared?Everything is a routine?

Their mobile phones were confiscated before they came out, and no one could be contacted. Chi Ming decided to go back to the camp first, but he clearly remembered that the stream was only a straight line, but now it forked in front of his eyes.

If you choose one of the two, you may have the wrong option.

While hesitating, he heard someone call him, "Brother Chi, Brother Chi——! Me, me, here, here!"

Yuan Fangfang waved vigorously at him, and ran towards him in great strides, "Brother Chi, are you also on the order?"

Chi Ming: "When you went up the mountain, did you remember that there was a fork in the road?"

"Ah... I didn't notice it, but since it's there, it must be there. Hahaha, brother Chi, don't be afraid. I just checked the one on the left. If it doesn't work, let's go to the right. It must be right."

If he did it all over again, Chi Ming would definitely not easily believe Yuan Fangfang, an unreliable boy who would mess around with injections.

They went down the fork on the right, and not only did they not find the camp, but they got completely lost.

Yuan Fangfang accidentally slid down the hillside. Although he was not injured, he successfully made the two of them deviate from the positioning tool of the stream.

Finally, they came to the edge of a small mountain lake, and barely built a bonfire with their own tools.

Chi Ming: "It's too dark to see the road. Let's wait for rescue. If it doesn't work, we'll see tomorrow."

Yuan Fangfang hugged Chi Ming very cowardly, and almost hugged him.

Chi Wangwang who has been single for 27 years: "..."

Living in the same house first, then going to the hospital together, and then getting lost together, does this count as predestined relationship?

Before he could continue thinking about it, Yuan Fangfang screamed, "Chi! Chichi-chi! Brother Chi! There is something! There is something! Is it a wolf?! Or a tiger?!"

Chi Ming pressed his shoulder, "Calm down, read to me, Leng Jing."

"calm!!!?"

"..."

The bushes in the distance moved again, this time Chi Ming also noticed that there was indeed something over there, and judging from the movement, it wasn't a small thing like a squirrel or a rabbit.

It took Chi Ming a lot of effort to push down Yuan Fangfang who was holding his arm, and stood up to take a look.

"There seems to be someone, I'll go and see, you don't move here."

Yuan Fangfang directly hugged Chi Ming's thigh, "Dad, don't go! Dad, don't abandon me!!"

Chi Mingxin said who is your father, I am only a son, if you want to be my partner, I can still think about it, the son is fine, and I don't want to have a second child for the time being, so let's not talk about it.

Chi Ming: "There's fire here, animals won't come over."

Yuan Fangfang pointed to the owl on the tree, "That! Animal!"

"...Owls don't eat people." Chi Ming handed Yuan Fangfang a branch, "Keep an eye on the fire, or I won't be able to find you when I come back."

Yuan Fangfang grabbed the branch like grabbing a life-saving straw, "Can't you not go, Brother Chi? Although I look strong, I'm actually not very courageous."

"..." Chi Ming shook his head, "I just seemed to be a child, it would be too dangerous if I got lost."

"No...it won't be...ghost, haunted, haunted..." Yuan Fangfang watched a lot of horror movies, and when he heard that there were children in this kind of place, the hairs all over his body exploded, he was so frightened that he didn't even dare to breathe out.

He froze, holding Chi Ming's ankle with one hand, and desperately adding firewood to the fire with the other.

Chi Ming: "Where are there so many demons and ghosts, you memorize the core values ​​of socialism a hundred times, and I'll come back after you've recited them."

Yuan Fangfang wanted to cry, he is a scumbag!He can't memorize core values ​​or something! ! !

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